Alice in Terrorland (2023)

Alice in Terrorland (2023) poster
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Horror Version of Alice in Wonderland

Following Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey and its trashing of a classic children’s character, a horror version of Alice in Wonderland where the heroine has dark, hallucinatory visions of the book’s characters

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

The third of the films devoted to Marvel’s miniature superhero. This ventures into multiverse themes works well when it comes to introducing the MCU’s big new super-villain who ended up never happening

Ape vs Mecha Ape (2023)

Ape vs Mecha Ape (2023) poster
Rating: ★½
Giant Ape vs Giant Mechanical Ape

Ape vs Monster was The Asylum’s mockbuster take on Godzilla vs Kong. This is a sequel that takes a few leaves from Godzilla’s Mechagodzilla and pits the giant ape up against a giant robotic ape

Apocalypse Clown (2023)

Apocalypse Clown (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Clowns in the Aftermath of Social Collapse

Not another killer clown film as you might initially assume, but a really funny Irish comedy about a group of dysfunctional clowns in the aftermath of the collapse of civilisation

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Merman Superhero

The sequel to the DCEU’s Aquaman reaches for epic effects spectacle, although the character of Aquaman undergoes a substantial shift and is now given more of a comedy playing

Asteroid City (2023)

Asteroid City (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Retro 1950s Comedy/Alien Visitor

Wes Anderson’s quirky individualistic films can be an acquired taste. This is set in a stunningly designed retro 1950s town as various oddball characters intersect in between the appearance of an alien visitor

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023)

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023) poster
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Deliberately Bad Film

Yes, a film about an invasion by space chickens, which are represented by hand puppets. Words fail me on this one. This is painful to watch. My Worst Film of 2023.

Baghead (2023)

Baghead (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Creature in the Cellar

Horror film about a mysterious creature in the cellar with a bag over its head that can bring a dead loved one back to life for two minutes, but where use of this comes with a price

Barbie (2023)

Barbie (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Doll Enters the Real World

Less a film than a phenomenon, there is something ironic about a doll that is accused of promoting negative body standards ending up leading a women’s movement. Moria has just one or two issues with this.

Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham (2023)

Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

DC Universe Animated film that is adapted from an Elseworlds story that offers up an alternate 1920s version of Batman who is fighting up against H.P. Lovecraft entities

Bird Box: Barcelona (2023)

Bird Box Barcelona (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Catastrophe After Which People Are Forced to Not Look Outside

Bird Box was a hit on Netflix and this is a sequel. The talented Pastor Brothers take the basics of the original and actually make a much better film out of them filled with fine tension

Bodies (2023)

Bodies (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cross-Historical Detective Story/Time Travel

A smart, intelligent tv mini-series that conducts a murder mystery that ranges between the 1890s and 2050s, before arriving at an ingenious and clever SF explanation

The Boy and the Heron (2023)

The Boy and the Heron (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Boy Enters Otherworld

The twelfth film from Hayao Miyzaki at age 82, a quasi-autobiographical if a slightly less classic work. A renaissance of many Miyazaki themes as a boy follows a heron though into a strange fantasy otherworld

Boy Kills World (2023)

Boy Kills World (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Ultra-Violence/Action Film Parody

A film where you are struggling to find any easy labelling. What it is is an hilariously ultra-violent and over-the-top parody of an action movie that will have your sides splitting

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023)

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Aardman Animation/Talking Chicken Caper Film

After 23 years, Aardman Animation make a sequel to their first feature film. Another chicken caper film where they try to capture some of its dotty charms and largely succeed

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms (2023)

Creation of the Gods I: Kingdom of Storms (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Chinese Fantasy

Billed as the Chinese Lord of the Rings, this is an historically-based fantasy film that tries to out-Hollywood Hollywood in terms of effects, design and costuming and looks stunningly epic in scale

The Creator (2023)

The Creator (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Artificial Intelligence and Robotics

Gareth Edwards, the director of Monsters and Godzilla, makes a genre-defining work about robotics and artificial intelligence set in a stunningly detailed future world. This site’s Top Film for 2023

A Creature Was Stirring (2023)

A Creature Was Stirring (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mother Keeps Her Daughter Confined to Prevent Her Becoming a Monster

An interestingly strange and undeniably different film where two teens break into a house at Christmas time to find a mother who keeps her daughter confined lest the creature inside her get free

The Curse of the Clown Motel (2023)

The Curse of the Clown Motel (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted Clown Motel

This was the second film set around the real-life Clown Motel in Nevada. Despite which this is not another killer clown films and is focused around the awakening of vengeful Native American spirits

Dark Harvest (2023)

Dark Harvest (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Small Town's Deadly Halloween Run

David Slade seemed a promising directorial name several years ago with works like the charged Hard Candy, before making Twilight films and being lost in tv. Here he returns with a film set around a small town’s deadly Halloween rituals

The Deep Dark (2023)

The Deep Dark (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Lovecraftian Monster in the Mining Shafts

From the director of the standout Meander, a dark and claustrophobic film set in the 1950s about miners disturbing a Lovecraftian entity buried in the depths of a mineshaft

Diabolik Chi Sei? (2023)

Diabolik Chi Sei (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Masked Super-Thief/Comic-Book Adaptation

The third of the new series of films based on the cult Italian comic-book about a masked super-thief. This entry goes back to offer us a Diabolik origin story

Dick Dynamite: 1944 (2023)

Dick Dynamite: 1944 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Parody of WWII Heroics/Gonzo Splatter

A gonzo parody of WWII heroics a la Inglourious Basterds with the addition of Nazi zombies, over-the-top splatter and some decidedly non-PC humour, this proves an enormously entertainingly comic-book of a film

A Disturbance in the Force: How The Star Wars Holiday Special Happened (2023)

A Disturbance in the Force How The Star Wars Holiday Special Happened (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Documentary About The Star Wars Holiday Special

The Star Wars Holiday Special has a legendary awfulness in Star Wars fandom – least of all that George Lucas has done all in his power to quash its existence. This is a documentary about what happened

Doctor Jekyll (2023)

Doctor Jekyll (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Hammer Dr Jekyll Adaptation

The revived Hammer Films takes on adapting Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde with Eddie Izzard playing the role as a trans woman. This offers some amusing modernisations of the familiar, oft-filmed story

Doomsday Meteor (2023)

Doomsday Meteor (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Meteor on a Collision Course with Earth

Another enterprising low-budget disaster movie from The Asylum about a meteor on a collision course with the Earth. The great Joe Roche is on script and creates an amazingly almost plausible scenario

Dream Scenario (2023)

Dream Scenario (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Man Appears in People’s Dreams

A film in which Nicolas Cage keeps appearing in other people’s dreams. This goes from an initial wild absurdism to something that becomes bitingly satiric as it takes on instant celebrity and Cancel Culture

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Sword and Sorcery

A new film based on the role-playing game. The first film several years ago is poorly regarded. This is an attempt to reboot a film series but suffers badly from being handed to two comedy directors and their flip treatment

Elemental (2023)

Elemental (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pixar Animation/World of Talking Elements

Pixar release that received uneven box-office and a critical drubbing. Despite being lumbered with a weak premise – talking elements! – it is not entirely unwatchable

The End We Start From (2023)

The End We Start From (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
England Devastated by Catastrophic Flooding

Jodie Comer is a new mother who travels through an England that has been devastated by catastrophic flooding. Not dissimilar to The Road but less bleak

The Fall of the House of Usher (2023)

The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Edgar Allan Poe Adaptation

Mike Flanagan mini-series that expands on the story to incorporate a host of other Poe stories. More like another of Mike Flanagan’s cross-generational ghost stories by way of tv’s Succession with a lot of Poe-esque margin notes

Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)

Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Killer Animatronics

A Blumhouse film adaptation of the videogame that was a considerable hit at the box-office. Josh Hutcherson plays a security guard at a pizza parlour who faces killer animatronics come to life

The Flood (2023)

The Flood (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alligators Invade a Flooded Jail

This is essentially Assault on Precinct 13, which had police and criminals at siege inside a jail, but where the attacking street gangs are replaced by alligators. Far better than the B movie you assume

Foe (2023)

Foe (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future/Android Replacement

From the pen of Iain Reid who wrote I’m Thinking of Ending Things, an SF film about a man recruited for a space mission and the training of his android replacement. Expectedly, what is going on is shifting and pulls expectation out from under us

Gods of the Deep (2023)

Gods of the Deep (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Underwater Adventure/Lovecraftian Entity

Charlie Steeds is a low-budget British director who has shown reasonable promise. Here he makes an H.P. Lovecraft homage about a submarine expedition that awakens Cthulhu on the ocean floor

Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Godzilla Minus One (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Japanese Monster Movie

The 33rd Japanese Godzilla film and the one to receive the greatest acclaim of any in the series so far, including the Academy Award for Best Visual Effects. This takes the series back to the beginnings

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

Third of the Guardians of the Galaxy films, this successfully recaptures the nature of the goofy ensemble comedy caper that made the first film such a winner but seemed to be missing in the second

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023)

Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Comedy

I was sold on this from the title. A droll Canadian (Quebec-made) vampire comedy about a vampire girl who cannot bring herself to kill and a suicidal teenager who becomes her willing victim

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Televised Human Hunting

The Hunger Games was one of the biggest franchise of the 2010s. Here a number of the key talents return to make a prequel to the events, telling a story from the early days of the Hunger Games

If You Were the Last (2023)

If You Were the Last (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
NASA Space Mission Romantic Comedy

A space film set aboard a NASA space mission as two stranded astronauts debate whether to surrender to mutual attraction. In contrast to realistically grounded efforts such as Gravity, The Martian et al, this is a comedy

In My Mother’s Skin (2023)

In My Mother's Skin (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Filipino Horror/Malevolent Fairy

An extremely good Filipino film about a family abandoned at the end of WWII where the only recourse seems to be the children trusting a malevolent fairy

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Adventure Film

At age 80, Harrison Ford returns for what looks like being the last ever Indiana Jones film. It’s not perfect but when you compare to all the other contemporary franchises, this still has the good old adventure spirit

Infested (2023)

Infested (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Spiders Overrun an Apartment Building

This French film ratchets up quite a reasonable degree of scary tension in taking a kitchen sink view as spiders overrun a low-income Paris apartment building

Infinity Pool (2023)

Infinity Pool (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Executed Clones/Bored Lawless Elites

Extraordinary Brandon Cronenberg film about a fictional country where those convicted of crimes can have clone copies executed in their place, leading to an tourist underworld where all crimes are permissible

It’s a Wonderful Knife (2023)

It's a Wonderful Knife (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Version of It’s a Wonderful Life

The last few years have seen the slasher film conduct some odd conceptual crosshatches – this offers a mash-up between a slasher film and It’s a Wonderful Life

Jules (2023)

Jules (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Senior Citizen Befriends Alien

Likeable comedy variant on E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial in which senior citizen Ben Kingsley befriends an alien visitor after its UFO crashes in his backyard. Few films are made with such an acute awareness of aging

Landscape with Invisible Hand (2023)

Landscape with Invisible Hand (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Visitors Satire

A bizarrely funny deadpan satire about aliens that have invaded the Earth and turned humanity into an economic underclass. With possibly the weirdest looking aliens to ever appear in an SF film

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Aboard a Ship Voyage

One of a spate of recent films that adapt characters or sections from Bram Stoker’s Dracula, this concerns the doomed ship voyage aboard which Dracula travels to England