The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

The Absent-Minded Professor (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anti-Gravity Rubber/Disney Comedy

One of the inspired delights from Disney’s live-action era, a hit that became the template for their subsequent live-action films. The scenes with flying vehicles and basketball teams are entirely charming.

All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

All Cheerleaders Die (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Resurrected Cheerleaders

Directors Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson conduct a remake of their earlier film about resurrected cheerleaders. The question might be why – both have demonstrated they can do far better than this

Always (1989)

Always (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Becomes a Guardian Angel

One of Steven Spielberg’s more overlooked and quieter films, a remake of the 1940s guardian angel fantasy A Guy Named Joe. Spielberg never much ignites the love story but the film has some magical moments and a scene-stealing John Goodman

The Amityville Horror (1979)

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Haunted House/"True Story"

Based on a book that claimed it was true story (but was later proven to be a hoax), this haunted house tale was a considerable success and spawned a series of sequels and imitators that continue to this day

The Amityville Horror (2005)

The Amityville Horror (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted House/"True Story"

Remake of the 1979 film that still persists with the claim that the Amityville hoax was true. This embellishes the rather dull original with the baggage of trick effects of the modern horror film

Anaconda (1997)

Anaconda (1997) poster
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Giant Snake

A film crew in the Amazon headed by Jennifer Lopez encounter a giant snake. Mounted as a CGI monster movie in the aftermath of Jurassic Park, this has scripting that frequently descends into the ludicrous

Anaconda (2025)

Anaconda (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Comedy Remake of Anaconda

Anaconda was a CGI monster movie that has subsequently gained a bad movie reputation. The idea of a comedy remake about conducting a remake of the film just seems a little too cutely meta

And Soon the Darkness (1970)

And Soon the Darkness (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Stalked Tourists Psycho-Thriller

Overlooked psycho-thriller from Robert Fuest, director of the Dr Phibes films, about a girl whose friend goes missing while on a cycling tour through France. Fuest does an great job in making the French countryside into something sinister

And Soon the Darkness (2010)

And Soon the Darkness (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Stalked Tourists Psycho-Thriller

Another pointless 1970s remake, in this case of the little-known British psycho-thriller about two tourists stalked in the French countryside (now transplanted to Argentina) with ho-hum results

The Andromeda Strain (1971)

The Andromeda Strain (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Virus from Space/Michael Crichton Adaptation

Robert Wise’s standout adaptation of Michael Crichton’s first novel about scientists trying to contain a virus brought back from space. This does a very faithful job of capturing Crichton’s fascination with the science

The Andromeda Strain (2008)

The Andromeda Strain (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Virus from Space/Michael Crichton Adaptation

TV series remake of Michael Crichton’s novel about the attempts to contain a viral outbreak from space. Crichton’s story was a straightforward work, whereas the mini-series has been absurdly overburdened with other plots

Angel on My Shoulder (1946)

Angel on My Shoulder (1946) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Returns From Hell to Do the Devil's Mischief

One of the films from the 1940s fad for light afterlife fantasies in which mobster Paul Muni is sent back from Hell by The Devil in the body of a respectable judge to create mischief

Angels in the Outfield (1994)

Angels in the Outfield (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Angels Aid Baseball Team

Disney remake of the old light fantasy film in which angels step in to aid a losing baseball team. This is pitched to family audiences and holds a surprisingly ardent evangelical message

Apartment 1303 (2007)

Apartment 1303 (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Ghost Story

Another J-horror on the bandwagon created by the Ring and Ju-on/The Grudge films. Some promisingly initial scares traipse off into a dull mystery about investigating the past

Appleseed (1988)

Appleseed (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Future Anti-Terrorist Squad

The first anime film to be based on the manga, this is set in a future where the heroine is the head of a heavily armoured SWAT team fighting terrorists. Several different incarnations followed.

Appleseed (2004)

Appleseed (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Future Anti-Terrorist Squad

A dazzling reboot of the earlier manga/anime made with stunning photorealistic animation design and breathtaking action scenes that made this a benchmark for modern anime. Sequels followed.

L’Atlantide (1921)

L'Atlantide (1921) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Lost World/Immortal Queen

The first and best film version of a classic story about an expedition finding the city ruled by an immortal queen in the desert. This was shot in the real locations and comes with a stunning sense of expansiveness

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

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Giant Woman/Classic Bad Movie

1950s bad movie classic with Allison Hayes as a wife made into a giant by a passing UFO who rampages through town after her philandering husband. Painfully bad effects make for show that frequently slides into the laughable

Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959)

Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Leeches Amok

A typical 1950s B monster movie. The first half creates an entertainingly torrid drama in the bayous, although when they eventually turn up the giant leeches never get to do much

The Bad Seed (1956)

The Bad Seed (1956) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Psychopathic Young Girl

The original evil child film featuring an unforgettable performance from Patty McCormack (who received an Academy Award nomination along with most of the cast). Dated somewhat today but still holds a real charge

The Bad Seed (2018)

The Bad Seed (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Psychopathic Young Girl

The 1956 The Bad Seed is the original evil child film. All other psycho children films draw themselves from here. This is a remake directed by actor Rob Lowe who also plays the father. McKenna Grace gives a superbly chill performance as the child

Banlieue 13 (2004)

Banlieue 13 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Luc Besson written/produced film that is a French rehash of Escape from New York but director Pierre Morel gives it a series of exhilarating action and parkour sequences

The Bat (1926)

The Bat (1926) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Old Dark House Thriller/Silent Movie

The first of the screen’s Old Dark House thrillers set around large mansions with the cast stalked by a masked killer. None of this prepares you for the utterly sensational visuals of this film, which leap off the screen with vivid effect

The Bat (1959)

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Old Dark House Thriller

The second remake of the still superior silent Old Dark House classic. The original had incredibly vivid visuals but despite the addition of sound and Vincent Price, this version feels creaky and dated

The Bat Whispers (1930)

The Bat Whispers (1930) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Old Dark House Comedy-Thriller

Sound remake of the silent Old Dark House classic The Bat. This retains the original’s extraordinary visuals, including use of a mobile camera, something that was groundbreaking technology for the time in ways that still astonish today

Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Battlestar Galactica (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Space Opera

Mini-series that reconstructs the old Battlestar Galactica into smart and intelligent SF with strong characters, a gritty realism and sensational effects. A tv series followed and became one of the best SF shows of the 2000s

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Beauty and the Beast (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Fairy-Tale

The start of the 90s renaissance of Disney animation, a beautifully made adaptation of the fairytale that hearkens back to the Disney Golden Age. The only animated film nominated for an Academy Award Best Picture

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Beauty and the Beast (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Fairy-Tale/Disney Live-Action Remake

This live-action remake of the Disney animated film is mounted with a lavishness. On the other hand, the romance at the centre never fully warms up, while the human characters have the show stolen from under by the cutlery and furnishings

Bedazzled (1967)

Bedazzled (1967) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pact with the Devil/Black Comedy

British comedy made with an acerbic bite featuring Dudley Moore as a hapless loser who makes a pact with Peter Cook’s Devil to win the love of his life but has the wording of each wish contorted around on him

Bedazzled (2000)

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Pact with the Devil Comedy

US remake of the British comedy where Brendan Fraser is a schmuck who sells his soul to The Devil who twists the wording of each wish. The bite of the original is lacking

The Beguiled (1971)

The Beguiled (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Southern Gothic

Underrated work of Southern Gothic with Clint Eastwood as a wounded soldier sheltered at a Confederate girl’s school during the Civil War where he succeeds in manipulating the sexual tensions of the teachers and schoolgirls to his advantage

The Beguiled (2017)

The Beguiled (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Southern Gothic

Sofia Coppola’s remake of the 1971 Clint Eastwood film. The original was a work of brooding Southern Gothic of repressed sexual tensions; Sofia seems more interested in making a costume drama that is a stretch to call a horror story any longer

Black Christmas (1974)

Black Christmas (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl's Dormitory Slasher

Many argue that this is the original slasher film – and it does the whole formula a good deal better than many of those that came along a few years later, having some wry characterisations and a sardonic sense of humour

Black Christmas (2019)

Black Christmas (2019) poster
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Girl’s Dormitory Slasher

A remake of the work that has been cited as the first slasher film. This is less a horror film than a horror film that has been hijacked by a political agenda, delivered with a relentlessly loud and damning misandrist tone

The Blob (1958)

The Blob (1958) poster
Rating: ★½
Alien Monster

Film about a monstrous blob that devours everything in its path. This has become a 1950s B movie classic more through its chessiness value, not to mention theme of teenage rebellion, than necessarily being a great film

Blood Feast (1963)

Blood Feast (1963) poster
Rating: ★★½
Splatter Film

This has the notoriety of being the very first ever splatter film and served to turn director Herschell Gordon Lewis into a cult figure. Shoddy and unpolished, you have to admit it goes for broke

Blood: The Last Vampire (2000)

Blood: The Last Vampire (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Vampire Battles Demons/Anime

Stunning Mamoru Oshii-prodcued anime short about a vampire girl who operates as an American agent eliminating vampires in post-War Japan

Body Snatchers (1993)

Body Snatchers (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Invasion of the Body Snatchers Remake

Abel Ferrara’s remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers is an overlooked film that settles in with an undeniable creepiness that is just as effective as the earlier versions. The metaphor for the pod people is more diffuse in this one but that does not mitigate the film’s effect

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979)

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera/Man Unfrozen in the Future

In the aftermath of Star Wars, the comic-book/serial hero was revived in this heavily Star Wars influenced remake that was released theatrically and then served as the pilot of a tv series

A Bucket of Blood (1959)

A Bucket of Blood (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Murderous Beatnik Artist/Black Comedy

A quirky low-budget black comedy from cult B movie director Roger Corman with Dick Miller as a wannabe who suddenly receives artistic acclaim when he exhibits dead bodies in plaster as works of art

A Bucket of Blood (1995)

A Bucket of Blood (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Murderous Artist

Roger Corman’s original A Bucket of Blood is a cult black comedy starring Dick Miller a nerdy wannabe who is acclaimed after passing dead bodies off as works of art. Here it was remade with Anthony Michael Hall inheriting the role of Walter Paisley

Cabin Fever (2002)

Cabin Fever (2002) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

The first film from Eli Roth, which proved a solid hit, one that gets back to gore-drenched horror basics. Not quite the classic it was acclaimed but delivers the goods and with a strong dose of wryly sarcastic humour

Cabin Fever (2016)

Cabin Fever (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

A remake of Eli Roth’s first film? Why, given that the original only came out 14 years ago, is anybody’s guess. This literally recycles the original’s script but is deaf to its sarcastic humour of the original

The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1919)

The Cabinet of Dr Caligari (1919) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Sinister Hypnotist/German Expressionism

Classic film that was groundbreaking for its designs – all distorted and angular sets, exaggerated shadows – that became defined as German Expressionism and its tale of a sinister hypnotist

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
German Expressionism Remake

A remake of the silent German Expressionist classic that replicates the unique look and sets. Interesting, although it now emerges more like a film noir with artistic pretensions than the avant garde work the original was

The Call (2020)

The Call (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Phone Calls Across Time

A South Korean film that remakes The Caller about a girl who finds she can make phone calls across time to another woman only to find that the caller is a psychopath who begins to wreak havoc with her timeline

The Caller (2011)

The Caller (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Phone Calls Across Time

A horror version of Frequency where Rachelle Lefevre has phone conversations across time with a disturbed woman who then starts causing people to disappear and altering the timeline. Cleverly told and with some chilling twists

Cape Fear (1962)

Cape Fear (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Ex-Con's Revenge Thriller

Classic psycho-thriller with Robert Mitchum (who was never better) as an ex-con determined to take revenge against lawyer Gregory Peck. Stark and superbly sustained psychological suspense

Cape Fear (1991)

Cape Fear (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ex-Con's Revenge Thriller

Martin Scorsese remakes the classic thriller with Robert De Niro playing the ex-con seeking revenge against his lawyer. Scorsese makes the morality more ambiguous and bring out tensions within the family

Carnival of Souls (1962)

Carnival of Souls (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Haunting/Deathdream

Classic film that has gained a cult reputation, this creates a superbly eerie and haunted atmosphere as a woman moves to a new town and finds herself surrounded by mysterious figures

Carnival of Souls (1998)

Carnival of Souls (1998) poster
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Haunting and Hallucination

Carnival of Souls was rediscovered as a cult classic in the 1980s. Then there was this remake that misses all of the haunted mood of the original in favour of makeup effects jumps and reality blurrings that make no sense

Carrie (1976)

Carrie (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Adaptation

The very first Stephen King adaptation, a hit that made King’s name. Brian De Palma directs with flamboyant visuals that make you gasp but the film would be nothing without its amazing central performances from Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie

Carrie (2002)

Carrie (2002) poste
Rating: ★★
Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Adaptation

TV mini-series remake of the Stephen King novel, which restores many aspects of the book not in the 1976 film. Unfortunately, Brian De Palma has been replaced by a tv director who regards it as just another assignment

Carrie (2013)

Carrie (2013) poster
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Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Remake

Another pointless 70s remake that replicates the 1976 Carrie almost scene for scene but misconstrues the material by a mile. Crucially, it comes without the sensational casting that made the original, nor a Brian De Palma at the helm

The Cat and the Canary (1927)

The Cat and the Canary (1927) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Old Dark House Thriller

The film that defined the Old Dark House genre with spooky thrills as people are stalked around a big mansion. Expatriate German director Paul Leni brings an extraordinarily sophisticated arsenal of visual tricks to bear

The Cat and the Canary (1939)

The Cat and the Canary (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★
Old Dark House Comedy

The classic Bob Hope comedy version of the Old Dark House play. Probably overrated, this has a creaky affected atmosphere and laughs but fails to hold a candle to the far superior and more stylish silent version

Cat People (1942)

Cat People (1942) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Human-Feline Transformation/Psychological Ambiguity

Val Lewton’s classic work of psychological ambiguity about a woman who believes she is turning into a panther. Lewton’s ingenuity was to leave the actuality of the monster one that was merely suggested

Cat People (1982)

Cat People (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Human-Feline Transformation

The remake of Cat People. In the hands of Paul Schrader, all the ambiguity is made overt and the film becomes one of Schrader’s allegories for tormented sexuality. On its own terms, this is an often smoulderingly sensual work

Cat-Women of the Moon (1953)

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All-Female Lunar Society/Classic Bad Movie

Classic bad movie in which astronauts land on The Moon and encounter an all-female society. Some really datedly war of the sexes politics play out amid the laughably impoverished sets and effects

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Children's Film/Fantastical Candy Factory

Tim Burton’s remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a peculiarly lifeless confection that fails to find any of the zaniness of the original, something that one would have thought would have been Burton’s forte

Charlotte’s Web (1973)

Charlotte's Web (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking Barnyard Animals

A classic animated film. A delightful film about a young pig that seeks to change his fate and gets aid from a spider that can spell. A theatrical outing for Hanna-Barbera, creator of tv’s The Flintstones et al

Children of the Corn (1984)

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Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

A fifteen page Stephen King story about a patricidal child cult has spawned this film, nine sequels and a remake. Not a very good film, this is stuck with padding a very slight original out to a full-length film

Children of the Corn (2009)

Children of the Corn (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

This remake of the Stephen King short story (this time with a script from King himself) is a much better film than the earlier 1984 version or any of its numerous sequels

Child’s Play (2019)

Child's Play (2019) poster
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Evil Artificially Intelligent Doll

The controversial remake of Child’s Play where Chucky is no longer possessed but become an artificially intelligent smart toy. This seems to misconstrues everything that the fanbase of the series celebrates by a mile

A Chinese Ghost Story (1987)

A Chinese Ghost Story (1987 ) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Hong Kong Supernatural Fantasy/Ghost Romance

My introduction to Wu Xia – imagine some vision of Kwaidan as directed by Sam Raimi, filled with sensationally beautiful and out of this world imagery and completely nutsoid fantastical battles with ghosts and demons

A Chinese Ghost Story (2011)

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Chinese Supernatural Fantasy/Ghost Romance

A Chinese Ghost Story was one of the greatest Hong Kong fantasy films; this remake gets everything wrong. The aerial combat scenes are replaced by CGI, the characters rewritten and the Buddhist elements eliminated

Clash of the Titans (1981)

Clash of the Titans (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

This would be the last of the films made by stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen where he turns his creations towards conducting another Greek Mythology adventure. With an all-star cast playing the Greek gods.

Coma (2012)

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Medical Conspiracy Thriller

TV mini-series remake of the Michael Crichton medical thriller that pointlessly changes and over-extrudes a tight and effective original, while director Mikael Salomon adds absurd red herrings and keys away major surprises well in advance

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969)

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Rating: ★★
Teen With a Computer Brain/Disney Comedy

One of a spate of Disney live-action comedies that was successful enough that it spawned two sequels. A young Kurt Russell is a college student who gets the contents of a computer accidentally transferred into his head

The Crazies (1973)

The Crazies (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Madness Inducing Biospill

George Romero’s most underrated film, filled with disturbing images as the population of a town are driven crazy by a bio-weapon spill The first and also the best of a number films on the theme of outbreaks of mass insanity

The Crazies (2010)

The Crazies (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Madness Inducing Biospill

George Romero’s underrated classic gets a makeover amid the 00/10s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. Alas, Romero’s modest classic about a madness-inducing biospill has a big-budget thrown to emerge as just another zombie film

The Crow (1994)

The Crow (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Resurrected Avenger/Graphic Novel Adaptation

Overshadowed by the tragedy of star Brandon Lee’s death on set, this is a beautifully dark and glistening Gothic tale of a murdered youth revived from the dead to attain vengeance against his killers. Several lesser sequels followed

The Crow (2024)

The Crow (2024) poster
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Resurrected Avenger

The original The Crow is a cult classic. This long-planned remake from the perpetually terrible Rupert Sanders was an ill-advised move from every angle that gets just about everything from the mood to the conception of its character wrong

Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966)

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Mad Scientist in the Bayous

Larry Buchanan was a director whose output rivalled Edward D. Wood Jr in quality. This film about an expedition into the bayous encountering a mad scientist creating human-crocodile hybrids registers fairly poorly on most counts

Dark Water (2002)

Dark Water (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Japanese Ghost Story/Haunted Apartment

Hideo Nakata made the highly influential Ringu but his other films have been uneven. This ghost story is one of his few follow-ups that comes near recapturing the same uncanny mood

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Dawn of the Dead (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombies

George Romero’s successor to his cult hit of Night of the Living Dead. Romero creates a very different film, one that takes place in a mall and comes with a level of droll satire. A bigger budget allows him to push things to gore-drenched extremes

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Dawn of the Dead (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies

Zack Snyder debuts with a remake of the cult George Romero film. While this has a bigger budget, it is missing is the satire and gore-drenched effects that made the original memorable. This inspired the mid-2000s zombie film revival

Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)

Day of the Dead Bloodline (2018) poster
Rating:
Zombies

One of a growing industry of zombie films that leech off the George Romero name. This remakes Romero’s Day of the Dead, which means it cherry picks key elements and rearranges them in a different way but lacks everything else that Romero offered

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alien Visitor

A classic of the 1950s Golden Age of SF, featuring Michael Rennie as an alien visitor film who comes to make a warning about the need to make peace. This stands at the start of the Atomic Age with a stark urgency