The Lodger (2009)

The Lodger (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern-Day Jack the Ripper Killings

Fourth version of the tale about a family who believe their boarder might be Jack the Ripper. This is updated to the present and abandons most of the story for a mind-bending pretzel of identity speculations

Night of the Demons (2009)

Night of the Demons (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
House of the Possessed Dead

Another pointless remake of an 80s horror film. The original was a cheap Evil Dead ripoff driven by cheesy effects; this provides more professional effects but only becomes a slickly produced assemblage of cliches we have seen dozens of times before

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Swedish Serial Killer Thriller

Strong and dramatically absorbing Swedish thriller featuring one of the most original and provocative heroines on screen in some time. A word of mouth hit that later underwent a lesser English-language remake

Children of the Corn (2009)

Children of the Corn (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

This remake of the Stephen King short story (this time with a script from King himself) is a much better film than the earlier 1984 version or any of its numerous sequels

Long Weekend (2008)

Long Weekend (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Nature's Revenge

Pointless remake of the cult Australian Nature’s Revenge film. This takes place amid some gorgeously shot natural scenery, is very faithful to the first film but seems to entirely miss the paranoid tone

The Andromeda Strain (2008)

The Andromeda Strain (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Virus from Space/Michael Crichton Adaptation

TV series remake of Michael Crichton’s novel about the attempts to contain a viral outbreak from space. Crichton’s story was a straightforward work, whereas the mini-series has been absurdly overburdened with other plots

Let the Right One In (2008)

Let the Right One In (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Child-like Vampire

A strong and unusual Swedish vampire film that is less a horror film than one about friendship between a boy and the very strange girl next door who we gradually realise is a vampire

Funny Games U.S. (2007)

Funny Games U.S. (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sadism and Torture

Michael Haneke’s English-language remake of his earlier home invasion film has a sense of pointlessness to it. But in following the original so closely, it also cannot help but work where it did

Apartment 1303 (2007)

Apartment 1303 (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Ghost Story

Another J-horror on the bandwagon created by the Ring and Ju-on/The Grudge films. Some promisingly initial scares traipse off into a dull mystery about investigating the past

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

The Hills Have Eyes (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backroads Brutality

Wes Craven’s Backwoods Brutality classic gets a gore-drenched makeover from Alexandre Aja. One of the better amid the 2000s fad for horror remakes where the original is dragged into the modern day in some interesting ways

Sinking of Japan (2006)

Sinking of Japan (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Disaster Movie

Big-budget modern Japanese remake of a 1970s disaster movie in which Japan starts to catastrophically sink into the ocean. Despite revisiting the original with CGI spectacle, this is a film in which hardly anything interesting happens

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies

Remake of George Romero’s seminal zombie classic. The 3D is no more than a gimmick, while elsewhere they are some radical changes – a white Ben, a lame explanation for the zombies, some far-too-cute in-jokes – that fails to match the effectiveness of the original

The Shaggy Dog (2006)

The Shaggy Dog (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Transforms Into a Dog Comedy

The remake of the old Disney comedy becomes a vehicle for Tim Allen, played with a manic slapstickery wherein Allen demonstrates there are few levels of silliness he will travel to in imitating dog-like behaviours

Sisters (2006)

Sisters (2006) poster
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Siamese Twins Psycho-Thriller

Disappointing remake of Brian De Palma’s 1973 Siamese twins psycho-thriller that changes many elements and crucially lacks De Palma’s stylistic showmanship

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Children's Film/Fantastical Candy Factory

Tim Burton’s remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a peculiarly lifeless confection that fails to find any of the zaniness of the original, something that one would have thought would have been Burton’s forte

The Amityville Horror (2005)

The Amityville Horror (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted House/"True Story"

Remake of the 1979 film that still persists with the claim that the Amityville hoax was true. This embellishes the rather dull original with the baggage of trick effects of the modern horror film

The Quatermass Experiment (2005)

The Quatermass Experiment (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutating Astronaut

A remake of the first Quatermass story conducted as a live broadcast tv movie. Quite a considerable technical achievement considering the limitations and one that works with quite reasonable results

2001 Maniacs (2005)

2001 Maniacs (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Splatter/Southern Town of Maniacs

Eli Roth-produced remake of the Herschell Gordon Lewis splatter film Two Thousand Maniacs, this plants tongue in cheek, is fairly and squarely aimed at a frat boy audience and unapologetic about piling on copious amounts of gore and naked breasts

The Fog (2005)

The Fog (2005) poster
Rating: ½
Vengeful Ghosts

One of the worst among the 2000s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. John Carpenter’s 1980 original has been transformed into a teen horror film where the spookiness collapses into frequently ridiculous shock effects

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
German Expressionism Remake

A remake of the silent German Expressionist classic that replicates the unique look and sets. Interesting, although it now emerges more like a film noir with artistic pretensions than the avant garde work the original was

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Dawn of the Dead (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies

Zack Snyder debuts with a remake of the cult George Romero film. While this has a bigger budget, it is missing is the satire and gore-drenched effects that made the original memorable. This inspired the mid-2000s zombie film revival

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Musical Adaptation

The long-planned film adaptation of The Phantom musical emerges as disaster under Joel Schumacher. The Phantom’s presence has all been watered down and the film exists as no more than a series of scenographic poses

Appleseed (2004)

Appleseed (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Future Anti-Terrorist Squad

A dazzling reboot of the earlier manga/anime made with stunning photorealistic animation design and breathtaking action scenes that made this a benchmark for modern anime. Sequels followed.

The Echo (2004)

The Echo (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Asian Ghost Story

Filipino ghost story inspired by The Ring and Ju-on films that generates a reasonable haunted atmosphere in its story about mysterious happenings in an apartment building. This later underwent an English-language remake

Banlieue 13 (2004)

Banlieue 13 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Luc Besson written/produced film that is a French rehash of Escape from New York but director Pierre Morel gives it a series of exhilarating action and parkour sequences

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Brutality

A remake of Tobe Hooper’s landmark classic that presaged a host of inferior 70s/80s horror remakes throughout the 2000s/10s. What we have is now a different film although not entirely an uninteresting one

Oldboy (2003)

Oldboy (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Imprisonment and Revenge

Electrifyingly ultra-violent film from Park Chan-wook who ably borrows from Takashi Miike. The film equally becomes a conceptual twister as the protagonist is forced to go on a reality-bending quest through his own life.

Ju-on: The Grudge (2003)

Ju-on: The Grudge (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Japanese Ghost Story

Unsettlingly spooky Japanese ghost story from Takashi Shimizu that spawned a number of sequels, reboots and English-language remakes. This was the third of the films and superior to all that came after

Willard (2003)

Willard (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Befriends Rats

James Wong and Glen Morgan, the duo behind Final Destination, remake the 1971 film about a man and his rats. However, this is set in a stylised 1940s world with a caricatured performance from Crispin Glover that causes the film to lack any credibility

Battlestar Galactica (2003)

Battlestar Galactica (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Space Opera

Mini-series that reconstructs the old Battlestar Galactica into smart and intelligent SF with strong characters, a gritty realism and sensational effects. A tv series followed and became one of the best SF shows of the 2000s

One Missed Call (2003)

One Missed Call (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Cult director Takashi Miike jumps aboard the J-horror fad of the 2000s and makes a Ringu copy that substitutes haunted videos for haunted cellphone calls. Two sequels and an English-language remake followed

Save the Green Planet (2003)

Save the Green Planet (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Imprisoned By Someone Who Insists He is an Alien

A bizarre South Korean comedy about a businessman who is imprisoned by a possibly crazed man who insists that he is an alien. Things sit in an absurdly funny ambiguity. Later remade by Yorgos Lanthimos as Bugonia

Into the Mirror (2003)

Into the Mirror (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Korean Ghost Story/Haunted Mirrors

A South Korean entry in the fad for Asian ghost stories that were popular in the 2000s following the successes of Ring and Ju-on/The Grudge. This later underwent remake as Alexandre Aja’s Mirrors

Ritual (2002)

Ritual (2002) poster
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Voodoo

This was intended as the third of the Tales from the Crypt films. A remake of the classic voodoo film I Walked With a Zombie, from Val Lewton, a producer who specialised in psychological ambiguity where we could not be certain if the supernatural was real. All of this is lost in the hands of bad movie director Avi Nesher.

The Time Machine (2002)

The Time Machine (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel/H.G. Wells Adaptation

Remake of the classic H.G. Wells novel that comes with the novelty of being directed by Wells’s great-grandson. More disappointingly it prefers to merely remake the 1960 film rather than return to the book

Lathe of Heaven (2002)

Lathe of Heaven (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Whose Dreams Change the World When He Wakes

This was the second film adaptation of conceptually ingenious Ursula Le Guin novel about a man whose dreams change reality around him whenever he wakes up

Cabin Fever (2002)

Cabin Fever (2002) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

The first film from Eli Roth, which proved a solid hit, one that gets back to gore-drenched horror basics. Not quite the classic it was acclaimed but delivers the goods and with a strong dose of wryly sarcastic humour

Dark Water (2002)

Dark Water (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Japanese Ghost Story/Haunted Apartment

Hideo Nakata made the highly influential Ringu but his other films have been uneven. This ghost story is one of his few follow-ups that comes near recapturing the same uncanny mood

Carrie (2002)

Carrie (2002) poste
Rating: ★★
Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Adaptation

TV mini-series remake of the Stephen King novel, which restores many aspects of the book not in the 1976 film. Unfortunately, Brian De Palma has been replaced by a tv director who regards it as just another assignment

The Eye (2002)

The Eye (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Woman Sees the Dead

Thailand’s Pang Brothers proved themselves some of the best horror directors in the world with this eerie film in which a woman starts to see the dead after receiving corneal implants. Several sequels and an English-language remake followed

Metropolis (2001)

Metropolis (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Retro Future/Android Girl

Stunning anime remake of Metropolis based on an Osasmu Tezuka. The visuals and particularly the design are overwhelming – like a Cyberpunk film set in a stylised Art Deco world

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Planet of the Apes (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
Planet of Talking Apes

Tim Burton’s much disliked remake. Certainly, the ape makeups are superb. While Burton touches many points with the original, he has dropped the biting satire in favour of adventure, while the ending left everyone scratching their heads

Teenage Caveman (2001)

Teenage Caveman (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocaust Teens/Genetically Engineered Superhumans

Larry Clark remakes the old Roger Corman film and makes a beeline for his usual proclivities about teenagers having sex in a fairly outrageous post-apocalyptic work

Down to Earth (2001)

Down to Earth (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Afterlife Mixup/Race Reversal Comedy

Remake of Heaven Can Wait/Here Comes Mr Jordan as a vehicle for comedian Chris Rock where the heavenly body mix-up now becomes about a black man ending up in a white man’s body

Ditto (2000)

Ditto (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Cross-Time Radio Communication

A South Korean film that came out around the same time as Frequency and has an almost identical premise about two people who start talking by radio while separated in time by twenty years.

Bedazzled (2000)

Bedazzled (2000) poster
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Pact with the Devil Comedy

US remake of the British comedy where Brendan Fraser is a schmuck who sells his soul to The Devil who twists the wording of each wish. The bite of the original is lacking

Seance (2000)

Seance (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Medium/Kidnap Thriller

Japan’s Kiyoshi Kurosawa conducts a remake of the British thriller Seance on a Wet Afternoon. Where the original was a mundane film that depicted a kidnap scheme involving a fake medium, Kurosawa builds this out as an actual ghost story

Blood: The Last Vampire (2000)

Blood: The Last Vampire (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Vampire Battles Demons/Anime

Stunning Mamoru Oshii-prodcued anime short about a vampire girl who operates as an American agent eliminating vampires in post-War Japan

What Women Want (2000)

What Women Want (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Can Read Womens' Minds/Romantic Comedy

Amiable romantic comedy in which Mel Gibson comes round after an accident in the shower to find he now has the ability to read women’s thoughts.

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Mummy/Adventure

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

The Phantom of the Opera (1998)

The Phantom of the Opera (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Madman Beneath the Opera House

Dario Argento takes on The Phantom and welcomely rescues it from musical romance and returns it to being a horror film. Despite a beautifully mounted production, Julian Sands’ Phantom is too weak and wimpy

Carnival of Souls (1998)

Carnival of Souls (1998) poster
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Haunting and Hallucination

Carnival of Souls was rediscovered as a cult classic in the 1980s. Then there was this remake that misses all of the haunted mood of the original in favour of makeup effects jumps and reality blurrings that make no sense

Ring (1998)

Ring (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cursed Video Broadcast/Japanese Ghost Story

Kaidan eiga (Japanese ghost story) that was a huge hit, spawning several sequels and an English-language remake, plus a horde of imitators. For all its reputation, the film is often crude, nevertheless does evince an eerie atmosphere

Psycho (1998)

Psycho (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Psycho Remake

Over Gus Van Sant’s shot-for-shot remake of Psycho, there hangs the single question of “Why?” The result seems a futile conceit, one only designed to infuriate those who regard the original in such high esteem

Dr Dolittle (1998)

Dr Dolittle (1998) poster
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Doctor That Can Speak to Animals

Complete and utter bastardisation of Hugh Lofting’s charming Doctor Dolittle stories, which are turned into a modern comedy with Eddie Murphy and talking animals doing lots of pee and poop jokes

Funny Games (1997)

Funny Games (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Sadism and Torture

Brutal Michael Haneke film where a family’s weekend getaway becomes a nightmare when two boys enter the house and proceed to torture and kill them. Haneke adds a level of meta-fiction that taunts the viewer’s participation