Tarantula (1955)

Tarantula (1955) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Spider

Them! had created the 1950s fad for giant atomically enlarged insects. Here Jack Arnold, one of the most celebrated genre directors of the 1950s, makes a giant spider film and much better than most of the era’s other giant bug films

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were the pop culture phenomenon of the 1980s. They have not fared so well in the 2000s but this new animated film written by Seth Rogen is a promising start

The Thief of Bagdad (1940)

The Thief of Bagdad (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

An Arabian Nights adventure that offers up one of the purest blends of fantasy and romance of its era. Filled with stunning directorial set-pieces and magnificent sets and all shot in colour.

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007)

30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (2007) poster
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Jules Verne Modernisation

The Asylum conduct their cheap version of the Jules Verne novel, so cheap it doesn’t even look like they went to sea or underwater to film. Here the oft-filmed Verne story has been modernised

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Shark Amok

With the Mega Shark and especially the Sharknado films, The Asylum played the killer shark film as ridiculously as possible with delirious results. In this sequel to 2-Headed Shark Attack, they get the blend of the tongue-in-cheek absurdity to a point of near-perfection

2 Lava 2 Lantula (2016)

2 Lava 2 Lantula (2016) poster
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Giant Fire-Breathing Spiders

Lavalantula with Steve Guttenberg facing giant fire-breathing spiders was a modestly enjoyable creature feature. This sequel feels like a Sharknado wannabe with shittier effects and an unfunny sense of humour

V/H/S/Beyond (2024)

V/H/S/Beyond (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Seventh of the V/H/S Found Footage horror anthologies, this is one of the best with a number of the episodes venturing into SF and others that feature some genuinely outlandish moments