The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989)

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★
World's Greatest Liar's Absurdist Adventures

Terry Gilliam’s adaptation of the adventures of the world’s greatest liar was another problem ridden Gilliam production that emerges as an absurd, colourful spectacle filled with a dizzying greatness of imagination

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation/Epic Adventure

Tim Burton takes on Lewis Carroll but Carroll gets lost beneath Burton doing his usual quirky eccentric thing and a plot that seems to want to turn Alice’s adventures into a modern epic fantasy

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Miniature Superhero

The third of the films devoted to Marvel’s miniature superhero. This ventures into multiverse themes works well when it comes to introducing the MCU’s big new super-villain who ended up never happening

Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl (2022)

Attack of the 50 Foot Camgirl (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman Parody

B budget director Jim Wynorski makes another of his bimbo films, a parody of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman where a cam girl is turned giant size after eating GMO food

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958) poster
Rating:
Giant Woman/Classic Bad Movie

1950s bad movie classic with Allison Hayes as a wife made into a giant by a passing UFO who rampages through town after her philandering husband. Painfully bad effects make for show that frequently slides into the laughable

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995)

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman Spoof

Fred Olen Ray offers up a bimbo movie take on Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Where the original was an early feminist parable, Olen Ray offers up a giant woman whose only motivation is wanting a bigger set of breasts

Attack on Titan (2015)

Attack on Titan (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Invasion by Giants

The live-action adaptation of a popular manga series, this comes with a completely WTF premise about humanity defending itself from an invasion by a horde of misshapen giants that like to bite people’s heads off

Attack on Titan II: End of the World (2015)

Attack on Titan II: End of the World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Invasion by Giants

Sequel the demented Attack of Titan with its wild images of humanity under attack from mindless giants that bite their heads off, which was shot back-to-back and released a few months later

Beauty and the Beast (2014)

Beauty and the Beast (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Adaptation of the fairytale that takes place in an exquisitely dreamy sumptuousness – a stunningly designed, costumed and photographed world that has a genuine magic. However, the motion-capture animated Beast looks far too much like a CGI effect

The BFG (1989)

The BFG (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Roald Dahl Adaptation/Friendly Giant

Animated version of the Roald Dahl tale about the friendship between a young girl and a Big Griendly Giant, this is simply made but has an appealing mix of eccentricity and sweet charms

The BFG (2016)

The BFG (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Roald Dahl Adaptation/Friendly Giant

Steven Spielberg adapts the Roald Dahl story. Despite the film bombing at the box-office, it is one of considerable charms. Spielberg doesn’t produce another E.T. but then he hasn’t delivered another Hook either

Big Fish (2003)

Big Fish (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Tall Tales

Tim Burton film where Albert Finney plays a habitual teller of tall tales whose son sets out to find the truth. Burton’s characteristic quirkiness seems buried by such a blandness you suspect he has been replaced by a clone of Ron Howard

Big Man Japan (2007)

Big Man Japan (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Japanese Superhero Mockumentary

A bizarre Japanese about a documentary crew who make a film about a man who becomes a giant-sized superhero to fight off giant rubber monsters

Cabin Boy (1994)

Cabin Boy (1994) poster
Rating: ★★½
Idiot's Absurdist Adventures

A conte cruel that delights in piling humiliations onto obnoxious rich kid Chris Elliott who is shanghaied aboard a ship. This comes in an absurdist vein not dissimilar to the works of producer Tim Burton

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Captain America: Civil War (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★½
War Between Comic-Book Superheroes

Less Captain America 3 than The Avengers 3 – the entire film has been conceived as a massive superheroic punch-up. The results move with an exhilarating pace, but the Russo Brothers haven’t yet mastered Joss Whedon’s hand with character humour

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

DC League of Super Pets (2022)

DC League of Super Pets (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/DC Comics Superhero Pets

Superheroes have overrun screens. It is starting to seem a little too much when we now get an animated film about animal superheroes who form their own Justice League

Eegah (1962)

Eegah (1962) poster
Rating: ½
Classic Bad Movie/Caveman Amok

Z movie classic with Richard Kiel as a revived caveman facing hot rodding teenagers. Much bad movie hilarity and hilarious dialogue ensues, plus a rock’n’roll soundtrack

Ella Enchanted (2004)

Ella Enchanted (2004) poster
Rating:
Revisionist Cinderella Comedy

Excruciatingly awful take on Cinderella, which overruns the fairytale with hip contemporary in-jokes and pop culture references, shredding any suspension of disbelief in its desire to appeal to a modern teen cool

Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

Evil Alien Conquerors (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Stupid Alien Invaders Comedy

Comedy directed by Chris Matheson, co-writer of the Bill and Ted films, about two not very bright alien invaders. Imagine Dumb and Dumber meets Earth Girls Are Easy. A film that is wilfully silly

The Ewok Adventure (1984)

The Ewok Adventure /Caravan of Courage (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Children's Planetary Adventure/Star Wars Spinoff

Crass attempt by George Lucas to further milk the Star Wars phenomenon with a tv movie (released to theatres outside the US) given over the Ewoks from Return of the Jedi

Fantastic Planet (1973)

Fantastic Planet (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Bizarre Alien Planet/Animation

The first film from French animator Rene Laloux, a trippily surreal vision and one of the few portraits of a genuinely alien world on film

Fun & Fancy Free (1947)

Fun and Fancy Free (1947) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation Anthology

One of the Disney animated portmanteaus of the 1940s featuring stories about a circus bear and a retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk starring Donald, Mickey and Goofy

The Giant (2016)

The Giant (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Deformed Man Has Daydreams of Being a Giant

For the most part, this plays out as a mundane drama about someone with a terrible deformity – similar to The Elephant Man or Mask – but who also has daydreams in which he is a giant

Giant from the Unknown (1958)

Giant from the Unknown (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Resurrected Conquistador

1950s B movie that jumps aboard the fad for big/small people films created by The Incredible Shrinking Man. Only you end up feeling that the film’s 6’6″ resurrected Conquistador is a letdown on the title promise

Gulliver’s Travels (1977)

Gulliver's Travels (1977) poster
Rating: ★★½
Land of Little People

An adaptation of Jonathan Swift’s classic book (or at least the first section) starring Richard Harris as Gulliver, this has been conducted as a mix of live-action and animation

Gulliver’s Travels (1939)

Gulliver's Travel (1939) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Land of Little People

The second animated film ever made, an adaptation of Jonathan Swift’s novel (although only the first section in the miniature land of Lilliput). This comes with enormous visual invention

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Harry Potter series but the final chapter rounds out the boy wizard saga in rousing style, mounting an epic-sized battle and finding characters depths that hold some of the best writing of the series

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Young Wizard

The fifth and in my opinion the best of the Harry Potter films. It is the first film where we see the darkening of emotions and the children growing up as storm clouds gather. Much of the show is stolen by Imelda Staunton

Hellboy (2019)

Hellboy (2019) poster
Rating:
Demon Superhero/Comic-Book Adaptation

Reboot of the Hellboy series promisingly comes from Neil Marshall but is also made by Millennium Films who have a habit of buying up previously successful properties and churning out cheaper spinoffs

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson returns to J.R.R. Tolkien and epic-sized adventure in the first of his Hobbit films. The visual sweep is there but the film feels over-extruded and over-burdened by its own self-importance.

I Kill Giants (2017)

I Kill Giants (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Believes in Giants

The title leads you to expect a variation on Jack the Giant Slayer but instead we get a very good story about a troubled girl who believes in giants. Very similar to A Monster Calls, this is carried by a fantastic performance from 15 year old Madison Wolfe

Jack and the Beanstalk (1952)

Jack and the Beanstalk (1952) poster
Rating:
Two Idiots Enact Fairytale

Abbott and Costello take on the fairytale as a vehicle for their usual inanities. This is the only film the two made in colour and financed it themselves, but is not one of their more inspired offerings.

Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story (2001)

Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Revisionist Fairytale

TV mini-series co-produced by Hallmark Entertainment and The Jim Henson Company that offers an intriguing deconstruction of the fairytale that reverses the traditional sympathies

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale Adaptation/Epic Fantasy

Bryan Singer was once the hope of fanboy cinema but this attempt to turn Jack and the Beanstalk into an epic fantasy feels exactly like formula studio product that could have been made by any hired director

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! The Human Pets (1995)

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! The Human Pets (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Juvenile Adventures Through Time

This was the second and weakest of the Josh Kirby juvenile time travel adventures that takes the young hero and companions to a future where they are enslaved by giants

Mahabharat (1965)

Mahabharat (1965) poster
Rating: ★★½
Indian Epic Legend

An epic Indian-made film based around the foundation text of Hinduism, concerning the saga of two warring and the intercession of the gods in these matters

Melies Cinemagician (2011)

Rating: ★★★★
Compilation of Georges Melies Shorts

Melies Cinemagician is a special screening of a selection of films from Georges Melies presented by Vancouver’s Vancity Theater to celebrate the 150th anniversary of his birth. The show was a live performance involving a score composed especially for the event, displays of conjuring tricks and a magic lantern show. The same year also saw […]

Monsters vs Aliens (2009)

Monsters vs Aliens (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Friendly Monsters vs Alien Invaders

Cutley appealing DreamWorks animated film that brings together a bunch of oddball creatures clearly intended as an affectionate homage to various 1950s sf films

New York Stories (1989)

New York Stories (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anthology of New York Tales/Giant Nagging Mother

Anthology where directors Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and Woody Allen each contribute an episode set in New York. Allen’s contribution in which a magician’s trick manifests a giant nagging mother in the sky is side-splitting

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Four films in and clear evidence that the Resident Evil series needs to be retired. This consists of tediously borrowed action moves now presented in 3D and a plot of random dead ends that make little sense

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Complex of Zombies and Mutants

Another unnecessary entry in a creativity-handicapped series, the continuing popularity of which is baffles. This shuffles through the familiar moves, brings back several familiar characters but only leaves me asking why I have invested some nine hours of time following this series

Song of the Sea (2014)

Song of the Sea (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Selkies and Celtic Mythology

An Oscar nominees for Best Animated Film – a unique and exquisitely drawn dive into Celtic mythology that comes with wit, humour and the emotional tenderness of a Hayao Miyazaki. This deserves to be seen far more widely than it ended up being

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Videogame Adaptation

Illumination Entertainment, the company behind the Despicable Me films, make an animated film based on the popular videogame franchise. The result was the second highest grossing film of the year

The Temptation of Dr Antonio (1962)

The Temptation of Dr Antonio (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Anita Ekberg Steps Off a Billboard

Federico Fellini’s episode of the anthology Boccacio 70 in which a giant size Anita Ekberg steps off a billboard to tempt a moralist with lust

The 30-Foot Bride of Candy Rock (1959)

The 30-Foot Bride of Candy Rock (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Woman Comedy

The one and only solo outing from Lou Costello of Abbott and Costello fame made after the duo’s split-up and just before Lou’s death. The film is essentially a comedy remake of the previous year’s Attack of the 50 Foot Woman in which Lou’s newlywed wife abruptly becomes a giant

Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011)

Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

Though Marvel Comics have had massive success with their big screen adaptations in the 00s, they have been far less successful with their attempts to spin off animated films. An okay but unexceptional animated prequel released at the same time as the first Thor live-action film

A Thousand and One Nights (1945)

A Thousand and One Nights (1945) poster
Rating: ★★½
Arabian Nights Adventure

Part of the fad during the 1940s for swashbuckling Arabian Nights adventures, this tells the story of Aladdin and is more embracing of the fantasy elements than most of the other films of this period

300 (2007)

300 (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantasticised Historical Battle/Graphic Novel Adaptation

Zack Snyder’s adaptation of the classic Frank Miller graphic novel about the Greek battle of Thermopylae. In replicating the look of the original’s panels, Snyder pushes what would otherwise be a standard historical film into something extraordinarily stylised and fantastic

300: Rise of an Empire (2014)

300: Rise of an Empire (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Fantasticised Historical Battle

Less a 300 sequel or prequel than a parallel story, this offers much the same as before but in 3D and with naval instead of land combat. Seeing Zack Snyder’s amazing visuals repeated all over again, all the poses and hyper-masculinity now seem to bubble with an inherent risibility.

Ultimate Avengers (2006)

Ultimate Avengers (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

The first of several animated films based on Marvel Comics properties, this does a solid job in adapting Mark Millar’s The Ultimates, a retelling of The Avengers origin story

Ultimate Avengers II (2006)

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

Follow-up to the previous animated Marvel Comics film featuring The Avengers, this serves to introduce Black Panther to the screen for the first time

Witching and Bitching (2013)

Witching and Bitching (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Town of Witches Comedy

Spanish director Alex de la Iglesia makes what is essentially a comedy version of From Dusk Till Dawn albeit with witches instead of vampires. This has one of the funniest openings I’ve seen in some time but thereafter dissipates into broadly farcical and overlong runnings around