Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008)

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/The Children of Marvel Superheroes

Whose bright idea was it to give us kid versions of The Avengers (ostensibly their children)? While Marvel have had an unparallelled string of hits on the big screen in the 00s, their attempts to replicate the successes that rival DC have had in animation have been a dismal failure

Night Life of the Gods (1935)

Night Life of the Gods (1935) poster
Rating: ★★
Petrification Ray/Greek Gods Come to Life Comedy

A 1930s screwball comedy about the invention of a ray that can petrify people that is then used to bring statues of Greek gods to life

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

Chris Columbus seeks to emulate the success of the Harry Potter films with this adaptation of a Young Adult series about the children of Greek gods. The film falls apart due to Columbus’s typical banal cues and effects overkill

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

Puppet Master 4 (1993)

Puppet Master 4 (1993) poster
Rating: ★★
Malevolent Dolls

The fourth in Charles Band’s most popular series about a group of malevolent dolls. This turns the dolls into good guys and adds an Ancient Egyptian deity who despatches a Terminator robot against them

The Pyramid (2014)

The Pyramid (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Sinister Forces in an Egyptian Pyramid

A monster movie where the major distinction is that the monster is drawn from Ancient Egyptian mythology and the locale is an unearthed pyramid. The film is too conceptually slim to do much with such an interesting background but it does deliver some solid jumps

Red Sonja (2025)

Red Sonja (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Warrior Woman/Sword and Sorcery

Following the disastrous Brigitte Nielsen film, a new version of Robert E. Howard’s Amazonian warrior woman has been promised since the late 2000s. It finally emerges here from the same people behind the revivals of Hellboy and the Jason Momoa starring Conan

The Ritual (2017)

Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Happenings in the Woods

The first feature film from David Bruckner who has been doing strong work in various anthologies. This is like The Blair Witch Project with regular camerawork and an actual witch where Bruckner creates a strong and effective sense of foreboding and accumulating mood

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008)

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008) poster
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Sword and Sorcery

Prequel to The Scorpion King. Unfortunately director Russell Mulcahy allows his broad hand with comedy free reign and the plot is overrun by glib character banter and constant flip modern one-liners

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Arabian Nights Adventure/Animation

DreamWorks animated Sinbad adventure by the numbers that seems to go out of its way to tell a Sinbad story divorced of its Islamic cultural background

Stargate (1994)

Stargate (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Intergalactic Portal/Planetary Adventure

The first of Roland Emmerich’s special effects epics. Emmerich rehashes Erich von Daniken’s Ancient Astronauts theories but casts it as a planetary adventure on an epic canvas with surprisingly entertaining results

Thor (2011)

Thor (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

The film adaptation of Marvel Comics’ The Mighty Thor is placed in the hands of Kenneth Branagh who delivers an okay film, if one where he never quite seems at home with the superheroic action

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

The fourth of Marvel’s Thor films, where director Taika Waititi gets the balance of humour down much more successfully than he did in the previous film

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

The third of the MCU’s Thor films. This time Kiwi director Taikia Waititi gives much more of a comedic emphasis where you get the impression the intention has been to push the film in the direction of Guardians of the Galaxy. On the other hand, the superheroics are routine

Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011)

Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

Though Marvel Comics have had massive success with their big screen adaptations in the 00s, they have been far less successful with their attempts to spin off animated films. An okay but unexceptional animated prequel released at the same time as the first Thor live-action film

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

Sequel to Thor that earranges the same basic elements much more satisfyingly than the first film – the actors (with the exception of a tranquilised Natalie Portman) seem more at home in their roles and a director who is more confident with the effects and superheroics. That said, it is starting to feel like Marvel is shuffling the same plot ingredients around between films

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020)

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Satire/Trump's Clone Fight The Devil in Space

A clone of Donald Trump battles The Illuminati and the Egyptian god Anubis on Mars before travelling to Hell to sort out The Devil. The sheer dementia of the premise alone has one sitting down to watch

Ultimate Avengers (2006)

Ultimate Avengers (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

The first of several animated films based on Marvel Comics properties, this does a solid job in adapting Mark Millar’s The Ultimates, a retelling of The Avengers origin story

Ultimate Avengers II (2006)

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

Follow-up to the previous animated Marvel Comics film featuring The Avengers, this serves to introduce Black Panther to the screen for the first time

Unico (1981)

Unico (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anime/Young Unicorn Boy's Adventures

aka The Fantastic Adventures of Unico Japan. 1981. Crew Director – Toshio Hirata, Screenplay – Masaki Tsuji, Based on a Story by Osamu Tezuka, Producer – Shintaro Tsuji, Music – Ryo Kitayama, Art Direction – Akio Sugino. Production Company – Sanrio. Plot The gods are jealous of the young unicorn boy Unico who can bring […]

V/H/S/85 (2023)

V/H/S/85 (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

The sixth entry among the popular multi-director anthology series, this includes episodes from Scott Derrickson among others but is also one of the weaker of the V/H/S films overall

Wonder Woman (2017)

Wonder Woman (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superheroine

After three films of mixed success, DC Comics finally get their Cinematic Universe right. Director Patty Jenkins blows all of the others away with a series of exhilarating action sequences that have an entire audience cheering

Wrath of the Titans (2012)

Wrath of the Titans (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

Sequel to the Clash of the Titans remake. Much the same as before except with bigger monsters and more explosions … flash and spectacle that washes over you with all the substance of the light from a disco ball

Xanadu (1980)

Xanadu (1980) poster
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Disco Fantasy/Greek Muse Comes to Earth

Bizarre disco fantasy that could have only been conceived out of 80s cocaine madness. Olivia Newton-John is a Greek muse come to Earth to inspire the building of a roller disco. Frequently cited as a bad movie classic, this has mind-boggling scenes that have to be seen to be believed

YatterMan (2009)

YatterMan (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime TV Series in Live-Action/Gonzo Giant Robot Heroics

Takashi Miike conducts a live-action adaptation of a 1970s anime tv series with completely madcap results. The effect is like drowning in multi-coloured candyfloss flavoured with LSD

Yuki: Snow Fairy (1981)

Yuki: Snow Fairy (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Young Goddess Comes to Earth

A very rare anime film about a fairy who descends to Earth from the heavens and takes the side of downtrodden peasants in standing against a greedy landowner and a demon god

Zhongkui: Snow Girl and the Dark Crystal (2015)

Zhongkui: Snow Crystal and the Dark Crystal (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Wu Xia Film

Lush, visually extravagant Chinese-made Wu Xia film, shot with an epic widescreen eye that looks amazing. It falls down somewhat when the two leads become replaced by CGI and only look like the avatars from a videogame