Scary MoVie (2013)

Scary MoVie (2013) poster
Rating:
Genre Spoof

Just when you thought that this witless and unfunny series has died off, it drags itself out of mothballs for another outing. As with the other entries, it is a bunch of recent movies overrun with crude, moronic gags

Encounter with the Unknown (1973)

Encounter with the Unknown (1973) poster
Rating:
Horror Anthology

A variant on the horror anthology film that manages to let the potential in its three stories fall through its hands. Narrated by Rod Serling, creator of tv’s classic anthology series The Twilight Zone, who must’ve needed the money

Rings (2017)

Rings (2017) poster
Rating:
Cursed Videotape/Haunting

The question you ask going in is after seven Japanese films and a tv series, a Korean film and two previous English-language films, what is left for filmmakers to wring out a third American The Ring film? The answer seems to be not much – just a rehash of the basics for the 18-25 crowd

The Ring Two (2005)

The Ring Two (2005) poster
Rating:
Haunting/Possession

Sequel to The Ring, the English-language remake of Ringu. The filmmakers have returned to the source and brought in original director Hideo Nakata only to produce one of the most disappointing of all the Ringu/Ring films

Eli (2019)

Eli (2019) poster
Rating:
Sinister Medical Institute/Possible Hauntings

This has an intriguing set up involving a child with an autoimmune condition that makes him allergic to everyday air and his journey to a sinister medical institute, before a completely WTF twist

The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)

The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) poster
Rating:
Paranormal Investigators/“True Story”

Another supposedly true story from the casebook of the psychic investigator frauds Ed and Lorraine Warren. James Wan’s first two entries were eerily haunting; by now, the constant profusion of effect becomes overkill that produces no results at all

The Returning (1990)

The Returning (1990) poster
Rating:
New Zealand Ghost Story

A New Zealand-made ghost story that hardly seems to have been seen by anybody. The film shuffles around cliches from 1970s ghost story tv movies but only dissembles them into an embarrassingly silly film where very little of substance is directed with a ludicrously overwrought intensity

11: 11 (2004)

11: 11 (2004) poster
Rating:
Psychic Killings/End of the World Prophecies

This Canadian film is a mishmash of hauntings, psychic powers, ghost hunters, possibly imaginary friends and End of the World prophecies that fails to make the slightest sense

Restoration (2016)

Restoration (2016) poster
Rating:
Possible Haunting/Body Predation

A film directed by actor Zack Ward – his best known role was probably as Postal Dude in Uwe Boll’s Postal. Not a terribly interesting film – it starts as a ghost story before this proves to be a red herring and then meanders around without much direction

The Cycle (2009)

The Cycle (2009) poster
Rating:
Backwoods Brutality

Micheal Bafaro is a justifiably obscure director whose entire career has been built on recycling other horror films. This is his version of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, which is passable until a Sixth Sense-styled twist ending

Dream House (2011)

Dream House (2011) poster
Rating:
Haunted House/Reality Bender

Maybe one of the worst cases of a trailer ruining the film by giving away the big mid-film surprise. The film itself is an absurdly contrived Shutter Island copy that has nothing else up its sleeve beyond its big surprise

Scooby-Doo (2002)

Scooby-Doo (2002) poster
Rating:
Ghostbusting Team/Cartoon in Live-Action

The live-action film version of the popular Hanna-Barbera animated tv series. Despite James Gunn on script, this is not very good, a one-dimensional, no-brain film trying to look like a one-dimensional, no-brain cartoon

The Offering (2016)

Rating:
Occult Happenings

Singaporean film that offers an assemblage of cliches elements from various horror films in a mishmash of hauntings, possession, occult happenings and ominous Biblical portents that make little sense in terms of explanatory rationale

One Missed Call 2 (2005)

One Missed Call 2 (2005) poster
Rating:
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Sequel to the Japanese original, not the English-language remake. This quickly forgets about haunted phonecalls and becomes even more of a copy of Ring, the inspiration of the original, and fails at generating spooky atmosphere

Don’t Look Up (2009)

Don't Look Up (2009) poster
Rating:
Asian Horror Remake/Haunted Film Set

Fruit Chan conducts an English-language remake of a Japanese horror film. A confused and hokey effort about a haunted film set that is only centred around the provision of schlock effects

Djinn (2013)

Djinn (2013) poster
Rating:
Islamic Horror Film/Haunted Apartment Block

Tobe Hooper’s career since 1990 felt like a slide down into talentless amateurism. In his last film, Hooper tries to create an Islamic horror film, shooting and casting in the Middle East but slips into hackwork

The Poltergeist of Borley Forest (2013)

The Poltergeist of Borley Forest (2013) poster
Rating:
Haunting

A film that sat on the shelf and was then retitled to capitalise on the release of the Poltergeist remake despite featuring no poltergeists … A routine run through the well and truly worn modern ghost story cliches with no originality and little atmosphere

The Pact II (2014)

The Pact II (2014) poster
Rating:
Haunting and Serial Killer

The Pact was a modest and rather effective ghost story about a serial killer hiding inside the walls of a house. This seems to be straining to find some way to justify any relevance a sequel – for one, where do you go with the premise? Another killer hiding inside a different family home?

Death Tunnel (2005)

Death Tunnel (2005) poster
Rating:
Haunted Abandoned Hospital

Horror film set in the haunted tunnels beneath an abandoned hospital that seems all horror posturing without the benefit of an actual plot

Demonic (2015)

Demonic (2015) poster
Rating:
Haunted House/Paranormal Investigators

James Wan has an exemplary track record in one’s opinion, you think this would extend to anything he produces. Here all we get are series of tired haunted house cliches before a twist ending that makes no real sense

Sadako 3D (2012)

Sadako 3D (2012) poster
Rating:
Ring Sequel/Japanese Ghost Story

The original Ring was a classic, an eerie ghost story that was a success that spawned a series of copies right around the Asian region. Here the Ring cycle has been rebooted in a heavy letdown that abandons all of the creepy atmospherics of the original for a series of pop-up CGI effects

Making Contact (1986)

Making Contact (1986) poster
Rating:
Haunting/Psychic Child

Roland Emmerich’s second film, a confused oddity that seems to be trying to model itself as a Spielberg film about a kid who gains psychic powers and whose toys come to life

Bleed (2016)

Bleed (2016) poster
Rating:
Haunted Prison/Backwoods Occult

This feels like mostly a series of horror tropes – ghost hunters with cameras in an abandoned building, backwoods occultists wanting the heroine’s baby – shuffled without originality

Ghost Machine (2009)

Ghost Machine (2009) poster
Rating:
Malevolent Spirit Manifests Inside Virtual Reality

A Virtual Reality/horror film about a malevolent spirit incarnated inside a videogame. This churns all the Virtual Reality cliches as though nothing had changed since the tide of shabby 1990s Lawnmower Man copies

Ghost Bride (2013)

Ghost Bride (2013) poster
Rating:
Ghostly Chinese Bride

New Zealand director David Blyth directs a ghost story that draws on Chinese supernatural. Blyth seems to be straining to generate anything vaguely spooky

The Lockdown Hauntings (2021)

The Lockdown Hauntings (2021) poster
Rating:
Ghostly Murders During the Pandemic Lockdown

A film shot during the Covid lockdown, following a police detective who conducts an investigation into deaths caused by supernatural entities unleashed amid the isolation

Carnival of Souls (1998)

Carnival of Souls (1998) poster
Rating:
Haunting and Hallucination

Carnival of Souls was rediscovered as a cult classic in the 1980s. Then there was this remake that misses all of the haunted mood of the original in favour of makeup effects jumps and reality blurrings that make no sense

A Chinese Ghost Story (2011)

A Chinese Ghost Story (2011) poster
Rating:
Chinese Supernatural Fantasy/Ghost Romance

A Chinese Ghost Story was one of the greatest Hong Kong fantasy films; this remake gets everything wrong. The aerial combat scenes are replaced by CGI, the characters rewritten and the Buddhist elements eliminated

Flatliners (2017)

Flatliners (2017) poster
Rating:
Exploring the Afterlife/Haunting

Another remake we never asked for. Considering that this had the entire CGI revolution to conceive of the afterlife journey and merely has to top Joel Schumacher, it is amazing how dull and uninteresting this emerges as

Shadow Play (1986)

Shadow Play (1986) poster
Rating:
Ghost Story

Very obscure independently-made ghost story – and justly so … It seems more interested in being a vague, incredibly pretentious woman’s psychodrama than it ever is in the usual ghost story stuff of spooking and scaring an audience

The Black Dahlia Haunting (2012)

The Black Dahlia Haunting (2012) poster
Rating: ½
Ghost of Famous Unsolved Murder Victim

For the stew of elements this throws together – a famous unsolved murder case, ghosts, a blind psychic killer, possession, a sinister psychiatrist – it is surprising how dull the film that emerges is

Ghostriders (1987)

Ghostriders (1987) poster
Rating: ½
Undead Western Outlaws

An obscure and drearily made film about avenging ghosts of a gang of western outlaws who are resurrected in the present day

Ouija: Summoning (2015)

Ouija Summoning (2015) poster
Rating: ½
Haunting

A bafflingly incoherent effort – quite what it is about I am at a loss to explain. The sole distinction it has that it was repackaged from its anonymous original title to market it on the tail of Blumhouse’s Ouija: Origin of Evil despite the fact an ouija board only briefly features at the start

Thirteen Erotic Ghosts (2002)

Thirteen Erotic Ghosts (2002) poster
Rating: ½
Erotica/Haunted House

Softcore version of Thir13en Ghosts with ghosts hunters wandering through a house and seeing various girls making out. The various encounters seem to lack even the basic conviction from those involved

The Fog (2005)

The Fog (2005) poster
Rating: ½
Vengeful Ghosts

One of the worst among the 2000s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. John Carpenter’s 1980 original has been transformed into a teen horror film where the spookiness collapses into frequently ridiculous shock effects

Paranormal Entity (2009)

Paranormal Entity (2009) poster
Rating: ½
Haunting Found Footage Film

The Asylum’s answer to Paranormal Activity Oren Peli made his film for $15,000, which is about as cheap as it is possible to make a film; this manages to look even cheaper – simply someone wandering around with a camcorder that is at best aimed in the general direction of things happening

Lurkers (1987)

Lurkers (1987) poster
Rating: ½
Hauntings and Mysterious Happenings

A painfully dull and uneventful Roberta Findlay film where almost nothing happens. The film is almost redeemed by an effective twist ending ripped off from The Sentinel

An American Haunting (2005)

An American Haunting (2005) poster
Rating:
"True" 19th Century Haunting

Film based on the supposed real-life Bell Witch Haunting of the 19th Century. Director Courtney Solomon’s constant efforts to make us jump become so tedious that they produce no effect at all.

Poignant (2016)

Poignant (2016) poster
Rating:
Haunting

This is one of a plethora of hard-to-differentiate apart ghost stories that have littered the dvd shelves in recent years, frequently copying Insidious in appropriating a sinister-seeming adjective as title. There is not a single directorial or musical cue, sound effect or line of dialogue that doesn’t feel like a cliche

Bates Motel (1987)

Bates Motel (1987) poster
Rating:
Psycho TV Pilot Spinoff

Not the tv series, this is an unsold earlier tv pilot that attempted to spin a series off from Psycho, An ill-conceived disaster, the film’s clumsy
direction could not be further away from Alfred Hitchcock if it tried

Mongrel (1982)

Mongrel (1982) poster
Rating:
Possibly Supernatural Killer Dog

Incredibly shabby film about residents of a Texas boarding house being killed by a supernatural dog

Lake Fear (2014)

Lake Fear (2014) poster
Rating:
Cabin in the Woods Horror

A cabin in the woods horror made with an ineptitude of execution. This sets out to rip off The Evil Dead but becomes one shock effect after another that runs into an incomprehensible mass like a bad nightmare

6 Degrees of Hell (2012)

6 Degrees of Hell (2012) poster
Rating:
Haunted Halloween House of Horrors

A horror film set around a haunted house attraction that is made with near-total amateurishness. The film seems to have multiple plots happening all at once and becomes impossible trying to figure out what is happening

The Exorcism in Amarillo (2020)

The Exorcism in Amarillo (2020) poster
Rating:
True-Life Exorcism

The worst exorcism film ever made. A ridiculous Christian evangelical film about a God-loving American family under attack by malevolent spirits emerged from a book on witchcraft! Supposedly based on a true story

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967)

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967) poster
Rating:
Country and Western Singers in a Haunted House Comedy

A film of legendarily bad proportions where a group of Country and Western singers end up in a haunted house. Despite casting some famous horror actors, this is more interested in its excruciating country performances

Mt. Misery Rd (2018)

Mt. Misery Rd (2018) poster
Rating:
Ghost Hunters Venture Into Haunted Woods

A strong contender for the worst Blair Witch copy AND the worst Amityville film ever made. This has the feel of a home movie made by a husband and wife and is laughably ridiculous in its failings

Haunted Honeymoon (1986)

Haunted Honeymoon (1986) poster
Rating:
Old Dark House Comedy

Both directing and starring here, Gene Wilder attempts to revive the Old Dark House comedy. By the 1980s, this was datedly creaky, while Wilder’s comedy mugging histrionics are excruciating to sit through

Riding the Bullet (2004)

Riding the Bullet (2004) poster
Rating:
Car Ride with the Dead/Stephen King Adaptation

One of the worst Stephen King adaptations due to being placed in the hands of Mick Garris, a director who has no concept of subtlety and constantly tries to turn every scene into a pop-up scare like a tatty carnival haunted house ride

Rift (2011)

Rift (2011) poster
Rating:
Haunted Apartment Building

This is possibly the worst haunted house (or in this case apartment) film ever made. In a genre where the effect is heavily dependent on mood and atmosphere, the filmmakers make the brave attempt to shoot the entire thing with natural lighting and by eschewing any effects