Addams Family 2 (2021)

Addams Family 2 (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Kinky Perverse Family/Animation

The animated revival of the Addams Family was a mixed affair. All of the same creative personnel and voice talents return here for a sequel, which takes the Addams Family on a road trip

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Children's Planetary Adventure

This is another one of Robert Rodriguez’s home made children’s films that takes off in a wackily gonzo manner. The results are uneven but often cutely appealing

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The reasoning behind rebooting the Spider-Man franchise after ten years and only three films is a puzzle. That said, this offers an edgier origin story than Sam Raimi’s take and Andrew Garfield makes for a fine Spider-Man

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

One of the best among the modern Marvel Comics screen adaptations. All involved are at the absolute peak of their game and the balance of superheroic action, humour and tragedy makes you cheer at how well they get it right

The Ape Man (1943)

The Ape Man (1943) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist Becomes Ape Man

Poverty row cheapie with Bela Lugosi as a mad scientist transformed into an ape-man after an experiment gone wrong who goes out hunting victims for their spinal fluids with his pet gorilla

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023)

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad Film

Yes, a film about an invasion by space chickens, which are represented by hand puppets. Words fail me on this one. This is painful to watch. My Worst Film of 2023.

Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)

Batman Assault on Arkham (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Super-Villain Team-Up/Animation

This is more of a Suicide Squad than a Batman film. Based on the popular Arkham videogames, this a Justice League-type adventure but with super-villains where the emphasis is on dark humor and gleeful mayhem

Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2002)

Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Masked Superhero/Hong Kong Action

Tsui Hark takes over the directorial reins of the sequel, filling it with much more fantastical elements, pitting the hero against a mad scientist and his mutant creations in a series of wild martial arts scenes

Cabin Boy (1994)

Cabin Boy (1994) poster
Rating: ★★½
Idiot's Absurdist Adventures

A conte cruel that delights in piling humiliations onto obnoxious rich kid Chris Elliott who is shanghaied aboard a ship. This comes in an absurdist vein not dissimilar to the works of producer Tim Burton

Conquest (1983)

Conquest (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Italian Sword and Sorcery

Lucio Fulci departs from the splatter genre to make a venture into the Italian sword and sorcery film of the era. As with any Fulci film, this is expectedly plotless and incoherent but with occasional moments of imagination

Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966)

Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966) dvd cover
Rating:
Mad Scientist in the Bayous

Larry Buchanan was a director whose output rivalled Edward D. Wood Jr in quality. This film about an expedition into the bayous encountering a mad scientist creating human-crocodile hybrids registers fairly poorly on most counts

Despicable Me 4 (2024)

Despicable Me 4 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic Travails of a Super-Villain

More from the world’s cuddliest super-villain and those manic ritalin-deprived kids that are the Minions. Is there are life and creativity left in a franchise that has been milked for six films now?

Earth vs. the Spider (2001)

Earth vs the Spider (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Human-Spider Hybrid/Superhero Gone Wrong

One of a spate of remakes of old AIP titles conducted in 2001, this spins the original giant spider amok film out into a superhero-gone-wrong take on Spider-Man

Flash Gordon (1936)

Flash Gordon (1936) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Serial/Space Opera

The original and greatest of all SF serial adventures and a huge influence on George Lucas. Despite the primitive effects, this still has a marvellously rousing imagination that stands up today. Two serial sequels followed

The Fly (1958)

The Fly (1958) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teleporter Accident/Human-Fly Mixup

A teleporter accident causes a scientist to swap head and arm with a fly. This requires you to suspend believability but is otherwise one of the classic monster movies of the era. Several sequels and a remake followed.

The Fly (1986)

The Fly (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teleporter Accident/Human-Fly Mixup

David Cronenberg remakes the 1958 film, transforming its improbable scenario into a fascinating study of biological transformation with Jeff Goldblum genetically mutating into a fly hybrid. Kafka’s Metamorphosis with a lot more slime.

Freaked (1993)

Freaked (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mutants and Mad Scientist Gonzo Comedy

Wonderfully nonsensical film directed by Alex Winter of Bill and Ted fame about the lives of a group of mutant freaks. Amazing makeup effects, a bizarre sense of humour and several well-known actors spoofing themselves

Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)

Rating: ★★
Anime in Live-Action/Magician Heroes

Live-action adaptation of the popular manga and anime series. Despite having a reasonable budget thrown at it and treating the source material with fathfulness, this looks awkward on the screen

H.P. Lovecraft’s The Deep Ones (2020)

H.P. Lovecraft's The Deep Ones (2020) poster
Rating: ★½
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

A low-budget adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Shadow Over Innsmouth. That is if you can imagine Lovecraft’s story about fish people mating with humans relocated to a California AirBNB

The Innsmouth School for Girls (2024)

The Innsmouth School for Girls (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

Low-budget adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Shadow Over Innsmouth about a town where the locals have become mutant fish people, which has been weirdly mashed up with a girls boarding school story

The Island of Dr Moreau (1977)

The Island of Dr Moreau (1977) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist Creates Beast Men

The second film adaptation of the H.G. Wells novel following The Island of Lost Souls. This has remade with a decent budget but the story’s primal charge has been cleaned up

The Island of Dr Moreau (1996)

The Island of Dr Moreau (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mad Scientist Creates Beast Men

A legendary cinematic train wreck filled with behind the scenes stories of fired directors and star egos. Despite all of this, this remake of the H.G. Wells novel emerges as a well made and watchable film

The Island of Lost Souls (1932)

The Island of Lost Souls (1932) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Scientist Creates Beast Men

The first and best screen adaptation of H.G. Wells’ novel The Island of Dr Moreau. Wells was not happy but Charles Laughton is a great Moreau and the film develops a remarkable sexual undertow

Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Jupiter Ascending (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Space Opera

The Wachowskis set out to make a space opera adventure in the Star Wars vein. As always, the elevate every genre they take on and the film is packed with astonishing action sequences and wild, mind-expanding ideas

The Lair of the White Worm (1988)

The Lair of the White Worm (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Snake Priestess/Campy Horror

Ken Russell adapts a Bram Stoker novel about a snake cult. In Russell’s hand, Stoker’s serious work is turned into a campy over-the-top comedy overloaded with worm and phallic symbols

Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023)

Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023) poster
Rating: ★½
Horror Version of Nursery Rhyme

The people behind Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey deliver a horror version of the nursery rhyme. Here Mary becomes a middle-aged woman living in the woods with a hulking son who has a lamb’s head

Maximum Ride (2016)

Rating:
Young Adult/Genetically Engineered Children

In between the hugely successful Young Adult adaptations of the 00s/10s there has been another trail of YA adaptations that never made it beyond one film. Adapted from a YA series by crime writer James Patterson about a group of kids with wings, this is an exceedingly lacklustre production

The Maze (1953)

The Maze (1953) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sinister Scottish Castle

William Cameron Menzies built a standout genre reputation with films like Things to Come and Invaders from Mars. This is a haunted house film, albeit with an ending that goes into WTF territory. Menzies was also a production designer and his films come with a design scheme superbly attuned to the mood of the film

Men & Chicken (2015)

Men and Chicken (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Black Comedy/Human-Animal Hybrids

A Danish black comedy where the humour is delivered in perfect pitch deadpan. Imagine a version of The Island of Dr Moreau as directed by Giorgos Lanthimos of Dogtooth and The Lobster fame

Morbius (2022)

Morbius (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Vampire

Sony’s attempts to wring everything possible from the Spider-Man copyright in order to compete with the MCU continue with this film devoted to the Spider-Man vampire villain

Mulberry Street (2006)

Mulberry Street (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Rat-Human Hybrids

The first film from Jim Mickle, a tense and effective horror work about the residents of an apartment building under siege from rat-human hybrids

Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)

Night of the Bloody Apes (1969) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist Creates Ape Man

A Mexican film about a scientist who turns his son into an ape man that goes amok. A 1940s mad scientist film with the addition of modern exploitation elements. Listed as a Video Nasty in the UK.

Once Upon a Crime (2023)

Once Upon a Crime (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale Detective Story

A very strange Japanese-made blend of fairytale and detective story that takes place in the realm of fairytale where Little Red Riding Hood turns detective to solve a murder at Cinderella’s ball

Repligator (1996)

Repligator (1996) poster
Rating:
Experiment Turns Men Into Women

A film about a teleportation experiment that has the unforeseen effect of turning men into woman and then into human-alligator hybrids. We are in extremely bad movie stakes here

Revenge of Billy the Kid (1992)

Revenge of Billy the Kid (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Goat-Human Hybrid Amok/Splatter Comedy

A British entry in the 1980s splatter comedy. An aimless comedy about idiotic hayseed yokels with occasional moments of bloodletting and a half-human, half-goat creature running about

Santo vs Frankenstein’s Daughter (1972)

Santo vs Frankenstein's Daughter (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mexican Wrestler Superhero vs Frankenstein's Daughter

The Mexican masked wrestler superhero Santo faces Frankenstein’s daughter who wants his blood to perfect her rejuvenation serum in this entertainingly madcap outing

Snake Outta Compton (2018)

Snake Outta Compton (2018) poster
Rating:
Film Parody

As with numerous examples in the zombie and killer shark film of recent, the idea has been to parody an existing title with the addition of a monster and a pun on the original’s title. Essentially what we have is a Scary Movie-like parody of the true-life rapper tale Straight Outta Compton but with the addition of a giant snake

Sorry to Bother You (2018)

Sorry to Bother You (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Workplace Satire

This directorial debut for rapper Boots Riley is a very funny satire on telemarketing that becomes increasingly more surreal as it goes on. Imagine something like Spike Lee around the point of Do the Right Thing mixed with the absurdist humour of Kurt Vonnegut

Spider-Man (1977)

Spider-Man (1977) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

The first big screen incarnation of the Marvel Comics character, the theatrically released pilot for a dreary tv series starring Nicholas Hammond that stripped Spider-Man down to being no more than a superpowered detective in a tv cop show

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man (2002) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Superhero

A huge hit and one of the key influences that created the box-office dominance of Marvel Comics in the 2000s/10s. A fine incarnation of the comic-book, Sam Raimi brings it to life with exhilarating web-slinging scenes but overdoes the winsome innocence of Peter Parker

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spider-Man 2 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Comic-Book Superhero

Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire get it just right in the second entry in their trilogy of Spider-Man films. The writing team deliver a fantastic Soul of the Superhero script while Raimi delivers some superheroic action sequences that are about as exciting as it is possible to get (*)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

Last and by general opinion the least of the Sam Raimi-Tobey Maguire Spider-Man films. With three super-villains present, the plot feels as though it is bursting at the seams juggling the various origin stories and ongoing dramas, although Raimi still delivers some solid superheroic action scenes

Spiderman and the Dragon’s Challenge (1980)

Spiderman and the Dragons Challenge (1980) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Superhero

The third and last of the theatrically released films recut from the 1970s live-action Spider-Man tv series. The near sleep-inducing plot takes Nicholas Hammond’s Spider-Man to Hong Kong

Suicide Squad (2016)

Suicide Squad (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

This team-up of C-list DC super-villains proved a surprise hit. The script is all over the place but Margot Robbie owns the screen as the gleefully insane Kewpie Doll gone wrong Harley Quinn

Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018)

Rating: ★★
Animation/Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

A DC Universe Original Animated Movie given over to Suicide Squad. Clearly inspired by the live-action film, this goes overboard on the super-villains present, having three entire teams running around to general confusion, while striking a very odd tone in its pitch for an R-rating

Terra Formars (2016)

Terra Formars (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutated Insects on Mars

Takashi Miike delivers a completely madcap film about evolved cockroaches on Mars being fought by astronauts who take doses of mutagenic serum to give them insect-based super-powers

Terror is a Man (1959)

Terror is a Man (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Scientist Creates Beast People

This has the distinction of being the film that started off the Filipino exploitation industry. A fairly blatant copy of H.G. Wells’s The Island of Dr Moreau, it is mostly routine

The Twilight People (1972)

The Twilight People (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Filipino Exploitation Film/Mad Scientist Creates Beast People

Filipino exploitation film from the director of Blood Island films, an uncredited adaptation of H.G. Wells’ The Island of Dr Moreau about a mad scientist creating beast people

V/H/S/Beyond (2024)

V/H/S/Beyond (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Seventh of the V/H/S Found Footage horror anthologies, this is one of the best with a number of the episodes venturing into SF and others that feature some genuinely outlandish moments

We Can Be Heroes (2020)

We Can Be Heroes (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Kid Superheroes

Robert Rodriguez appears to have gotten the oversized non-event that was Alita: Battle Angel out of his system by making another of his seat of the pants home movies – this is less Spy Kids than Superhero Kids – and brings back one element Alita forgot, a sense of fun

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey II (2024)

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey II (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Version of Children’s Character

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey offered a horror version of the much loved children’s character. This is more of the same with a bigger budget

The Worm Eaters (1977)

The Worm Eaters (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man and His Worms/Worm-Human Hybrids

A film that comes with such a level of psychotronic dementia that it may seriously damage your sanity concerning the relationship between a man and his pet worms

Zaat (1971)

Zaat (1971) poster
Rating:
Mad Scientist Creates Human-Fish Hybrids

A bad movie classic about a scientist turning himself into a fish monster and trying to get fish to walk and take over the Earth. Filled with prize bad movie writing, laughable effects and a ridiculously cheesy monster suit

Zombeavers (2014)

Zombeavers (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mutant Zombie Beavers

Gonzo killer animal and zombie films have been hugely popular in recent years – it was probably inevitable they meet. This comes with the deliriously ridiculous image of zombified human-beaver hybrids on the attack