Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951)

Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Immortally Cursed Sea Captain/Romantic Fantasy

Exquisitely shot Technicolor fantasy in which Ava Gardner is romanced by James Mason as the Flying Dutchman, cursed to eternally sail the seas

Pegasus vs. Chimera (2012)

Pegasus vs. Chimera (2012) poster
Rating: ★½
Fantasy Adventure

One of the numerous ‘vs’ films that came out after Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, this is actually a B-budget fantasy adventure made for cable. This is not particularly bad, just routine and uninspired on all counts where the budget cramps any of its imaginative horizons

The Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

The Phantom of the Paradise (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Phantom of the Opera Rock Musical Parody

Predating The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Brian De Palma conducts a very funny parody of The Phantom of the Opera (and several other horror films) as a glitter rock musical

The Picture of Dorian Gray (1973)

The Picture of Dorian Gray (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Eternally Youthful Libertine

From producer Dan Curtis, creator of tv’s Dark Shadows and The Night Stalker, an adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s novel about a libertine who remains eternally youthful while his debaucheries are transferred to a portrait. This has to count as the best version of the story to date.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

The second of the Pirates of the Caribbean films. Johnny Depp and all the principals are back and much of the eccentric humour is present but the action has undergone budget bloat

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is revived for a fifth outing. There is a new director in Rob Marshall but bar an energetic comic opening, he never does much that hits the zany heights of the previous entries

The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007)

The Seeker: The Dark is Rising (2007) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Adaptation of Susan Cooper’s popular fantasy series handled by people who have no interest in the material and badly rewrite/mangle it in order try to turn it into a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings knockoff

The Shaggy Dog (2006)

The Shaggy Dog (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Transforms Into a Dog Comedy

The remake of the old Disney comedy becomes a vehicle for Tim Allen, played with a manic slapstickery wherein Allen demonstrates there are few levels of silliness he will travel to in imitating dog-like behaviours

She (1925)

She (1925) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost City/Immortal Queen

The most lavish of the silent screen adaptations of H. Rider Haggard’s classic, multiply filmed adventure novel about the discovery of a lost city ruled over by an immortal queen

She (1965)

She (1965) poster
Rating: ★★
Lost City/Immortal Queen/Hammer Film

Hammer Films conduct an adaptation of the classic H. Rider Haggard adventure story about the discovery of a lost city and its immortal queen but the epic spectacle never much comes to life

The Singularity is Near: A True Story About the Future (2010)

The Singularity is Near: A True Story About the Future (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Documentary/SF Story About Future Machine Evolution

Based on Ray Kurzweil’s non-fiction book about the coming evolution of machine intelligence, this is an odd mix of documentary and SF, including a storyline to illustrate Kurzweil’s main theses … The vision is an extraordinarily utopian one but one has just a few plausibility problems with it

Sometimes They Come Back … For More (1998)

Sometimes They Come Back ... For More (1998) poster
Rating: ★★½
Satanic Forces in a Polar Base

The third film adapted from the Stephen King short story, which dispenses with connection to the other films and now concerns occult forces in an Arctic base

Son of Dracula (1943)

Son of Dracula (1943) poster
Rating: ★½
Universal Dracula Sequel

The third of Universal’s Dracula films in which Dracula travels to Louisiana in search of a wife. A flabby Lon Chaney Jr makes a poor replacement for Bela Lugosi, while the script seems improbably stitched together – despite the title, the film features Dracula, not his son

Space Pirate Captain Harlock (2013)

Space Pirate Captain Harlock (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anime/Space Opera

The brooding space pirate Captain Harlock is one of the famous anti-heroes in manga and anime. Harlock gets a big screen revamp here from Shinji (Appleseed) Aramaki, one of the most amazing of modern anime directors, who delivers a series of epic space battles with a breathtaking beauty

Spring (2014)

Spring (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Human-Immortal Mutant Relationship Drama

Fascinatingly original monster movie – a wild mix of H.P. Lovecraft, The Man from Earth and Before Sunrise. A beautifully realised work that leaves you with the sense of not knowing what to expect from one minute to the next

Star Trek: Beyond (2016)

Star Trek Beyond (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Intergalactic Adventures

Gene Roddenbery created a tv series that was about boldly going, confronting different ways of life. The choice to hire the director of The Fast and the Furious films to helm the film made for the show’s 50th anniversary says how wrong-headed the reboot series has become – all about cool young leads and hurtling effects sequences

Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)

Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) poster
Rating: ★★½
Intergalactic Adventures

Third of the Star Trek: The Next Generation films has Jonathan Frakes back in the director’s seat where he again plays to his strengths with great visual effects scenes but the story feels like a filler episode

Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018)

Rating: ★★
Animation/Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

A DC Universe Original Animated Movie given over to Suicide Squad. Clearly inspired by the live-action film, this goes overboard on the super-villains present, having three entire teams running around to general confusion, while striking a very odd tone in its pitch for an R-rating

Tales from Earthsea (2006)

Tales from Earthsea (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Epic Fantasy

Hayao Miyazaki’s son Goro more than capably takes up his father’s mantle in a anime beautiful adaptation of one of Ursula K. Le Guin’s later Earthsea books

Teenage Caveman (2001)

Teenage Caveman (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocaust Teens/Genetically Engineered Superhumans

Larry Clark remakes the old Roger Corman film and makes a beeline for his usual proclivities about teenagers having sex in a fairly outrageous post-apocalyptic work

Time Raiders (2016)

Time Raiders (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Tomb-Raiding Adventures

Not a time travel film as the title leads you to expect but a Chinese copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark where you expect they were trying to call it ‘tomb raiders’. The director is also the production designer leading to a gorgeously designed film but also one of constant action postures almost entirely lacking in substance

Vidocq (2001)

Vidocq (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dark Historical Fantasy

A film based on the real-life figure of Francois Vidocq, who became the world’s first detective, which the film uses as the stepping off point to create an exquisite dark fantasy

Winter’s Tale (2014)

Winter's Tale (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Urban Fantasy/Romance/Fate and Miracles

Akiva Goldsman, a screenwriter who has laid a trail of devastation through the genre, attempts to film a classic fantasy novel that has aptly described as unfilmable, resulting in a curtailed story that works in individual scenes but is mostly a spawling patchwork of fantasy elements and a romance that never seems to spark

WolfCop (2014)

WolfCop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Werewolf Cop/Horror Comedy

Deliberately made to look like a lost 1980s/early 90s film, this has a winning concept and sets in with an appealingly sarcastic amusement. On the other hand, the film is never quite as amusing as it gives the impression it is going to be and starts to lose it in the third act

The Wolverine (2013)

The Wolverine (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
X-Men Spinoff Film

While this received a good deal of fan buzz, I must admit to being disappointed. It strips much of the superheroics and mutant cameos of the other X-Men films until it feels more like a Westerner in Japan thriller like Black Rain or even a routine film noir plot that happens to be cast with Wolverine

Wonder Woman (2017)

Wonder Woman (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superheroine

After three films of mixed success, DC Comics finally get their Cinematic Universe right. Director Patty Jenkins blows all of the others away with a series of exhilarating action sequences that have an entire audience cheering

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

After the disaster of X-Men: The Last Stand, the decision was made to give a whole film over to the series’s most popular character, Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, and to go with a prequel that told his origin story. Largely a film that exists as a series of superheroic action scenes

Zu Warriors (2001)

Zu Warriors (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Wu Xia Film

Tsui Hark’s follow-up to Zu: Warriors from the Magic Mountain the film that popularised Wu Xia cinema. The point where Tsui discovered CGI and latches onto it to do more than just show flying swordsmen but create an exquisitely dreamy world of pure fantastique imagination