Frankenstein (2025)

Frankenstein (2025) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Frankenstein Adaptation

Guillermo Del Toro tackles his long-planned adaptation of Frankenstein. An exquisitely designed and costumed film that is a feast for the eyes where Del Toro determines to wring out new angles on an oft told tale

Lilo & Stitch (2025)

Lilo & Stitch (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation in Live Action/Malevolent Alien Creature

The Disney live-action remake machine continues with this version of the hit 2002 animated film about a cuddly malevolent alien creature. As with most of the Disney remake, the original looks flat in live-action

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)

Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Famous Monsters Comedy

Minus Adam Sandler this time, the Hotel Transylvania series trots out a fourth entry. Here, in some search for novelty on what has gone before, the monsters are turned back into humans

Addams Family 2 (2021)

Addams Family 2 (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Kinky Perverse Family/Animation

The animated revival of the Addams Family was a mixed affair. All of the same creative personnel and voice talents return here for a sequel, which takes the Addams Family on a road trip

The Suicide Squad (2021)

The Suicide Squad (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

James Gunn takes over the Suicide Squad franchise and welcomely rescues it from the dud first screen outing, giving it his characteristically irreverent sense of humour

Howard Lovecraft and the Kingdom of Madness (2018)

Howard Lovecraft and the Kingdom of Madness (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Young H.P. Lovecraft's Adventures

The third of the trilogy of animated films from Arcana Studios based around the adventures of a young H.P. Lovecraft

Snake Outta Compton (2018)

Snake Outta Compton (2018) poster
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Film Parody

As with numerous examples in the zombie and killer shark film of recent, the idea has been to parody an existing title with the addition of a monster and a pun on the original’s title. Essentially what we have is a Scary Movie-like parody of the true-life rapper tale Straight Outta Compton but with the addition of a giant snake

Nazi Overlord (2018)

Nazi Overlord (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Mad Science Experiments/The Asylum Mockbuster

The Asylum’s mockbuster answer to the J.J. Abrams’ produced Overlord concerning GIs on a mission behind enemy lines encountering Nazi mad science. Passably well made for the most part

Tau (2018)

Tau (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Imprisoned Woman Befriends an A.I.

This comes with an intriguing central premise – a woman is imprisoned in the house of a mad tech genius where her only hope of escape is befriending his home security A.I. that is hungry for input about the world. An interesting idea alas doesn’t carry it past an ill-informed idea of how an A.I. would behave

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017)

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017) poster
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Nazi Werewolf Experiments

I was hooked into watching the film from the sensationalism from the title but this is a disappointment due to the attempts to provide World War II setting and werewolf transformation effects on a low budget

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again (2016)

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Gender-Bender Rock Musical/Frankenstein Spoof

Nothing indicates how miscalculated this remake is than the fact it has been placed in the hands of the director of the High School Musicals and sundry Disney Channel fodder

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016) poster
Rating: ★½
Gonzo Monster Movie

There is a certain genus of films based around coming up with deliberately ridiculous titles. The filmmakers sell you instantly on the film from the title alone but have lavished little care or budget on the actual film

The Void (2016)

The Void (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hospital of Horrors/H.P. Lovecraft Homage

In his follow-up to Manborg, Steven Kostanski abandons the affectionate homages to 1980s video-released genre films he has specialised in so far. A homage to the works of H.P. Lovecraft, this should be seen for the utterly wild and outlandish makeup effects that Kostanski delivers

A Cure for Wellness (2016)

A Cure for Wellness (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Sinister Health Sanatorium

From Gore Verbinski, director of The Ring and the first three Pirates of the Caribbean films, a film about a sinister health sanatorium. A beautiful looking film but it is a long time before we ever find out what is going on

Victor Frankenstein (2015)

Victor Frankenstein (2015) poster
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Frankenstein Adaptation

An madcap new version of the Mary Shelley story where everything is turned up to an overwrought 11 on the dial. How more nutzoid can you get than a version where Igor the hunchback (a completely miscast Daniel Radcliffe) is the main character?

Minions (2015)

Minions (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Mischievous Creatures

The incomprehensibly manic antics of the Minions have a cuteness appeal that has overspilled the Despicable Me films. Here they get a film all to themselves with amiably lightweight results

Army of Frankensteins (2014)

Army of Frankensteins (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Monster Time Travels Back to the Civil War

This comes with an insane mash-ups of ideas – modern day Frankenstein monster is thrown back in time to the Civil War (in a process that also creates multiple copies) and ends up fighting on the Northern side

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014)

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Apocalypse

Australian zombie film that comes with a hyperactive fierceness and energy that reminds of early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson. On the minus side, the zombie genre is now so creatively strip-mined that the film never offers anything original

Escape from Tomorrow (2013)

Escape from Tomorrow (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Dark Hallucinatory Trip Through Disneyland

This has the novelty of being shot guerilla-style at Disneyland and Disney World without permission. Nothing prepares you for the amazingly dark work you get, a surreal hallucinatory drift through the park’s underbelly

Frankenstein’s Army (2013)

Frankenstein's Army (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Found Footage Frankenstein Film

One has difficulty with the notion of a Found Footage Frankenstein film, although the film does credibly justify this. That said, the film offers up a series of genuinely phantasmagoric and out of this world creations

Iron Man Three (2013)

Iron Man Three (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero

A major disappointment. Stripping the superhero of the show of his suit makes for no more than a regular action hero, while the film’s reduction of Iron Man’s No 1 villain to a cardboard threat ranks down alongside a Batsuit with nipples

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Nazis Under the Polar Icecap/Hitler with a Robot Body/Mad Science

Hands down the best film ever produced by The Asylum. How could one not like an entertainingly madcap concoction that features mad scientists, zombie stormtroopers, Nazi UFOs and Adolf Hitler preserved as a head in a jar attached to a robot body?

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero

The reasoning behind rebooting the Spider-Man franchise after ten years and only three films is a puzzle. That said, this offers an edgier origin story than Sam Raimi’s take and Andrew Garfield makes for a fine Spider-Man

Vampire Dog (2012)

Vampire Dog (2012) poster
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Children's Film/Cute Vampire Dog

This may quite possibly be the worst vampire film ever made – a children’s film about a boy and a cute vampire dog. Being a children’s film, the vampire dog is not allowed to drink blood so has to have a ravenous hunger for red jelly! The slapstick is excruciating and the film painful on every level

Blubberella (2011)

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Plus-Size Vampire Heroine vs Nazis/Gonzo Bad Taste

Uwe Boll sets out to offend everybody in a film founded on making constant insults about its’ plus-size heroine’s weight and bad jokes about the Holocaust, including the Boll playing a comic Hitler

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire vs Nazis

The third of Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne trilogy and one of his better films. The action scenes are slickly choreographed and the film is largely made by Michael Paré and Clint Howard who play to the gallery with entertaining regard

Sufferrosa (2011)

Sufferrosa (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Interactive Film/Sinister Rejuvenation Institute

Billed as the world’s first interactive film, although it falls well short of what one expected. his involves film noir homage, mad scientists and sinister rejuvenation institutes but lacks any real narrative, just feels like a series of random information pop-ups and flickering MTV graphics

Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead (2011)

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Horror/Zombie Ass Parasites

Completely insane gonzo Japanese horror that feels like it is made by a mad scat fetishist involving parasites that emerge out of people’s asses. The film is driven by its outrageously perverse imagery but for all that is haphazard and incoherent when it comes to explanatory rationale

Frankenstein (2011)

Frankenstein (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Frankenstein Stage Adaptation

Danny Boyle’s stage adaptation, broadcast live on movie screens, wrings up some unique changes on the classic tale. The role of Frankenstein and creation alternated between Benedict Cumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller

Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)

Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010) poster
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Sinister Institute/Mysterious Experiments

A homage to 1970s SF cinema, full of trippy journeys through transcendental space and white antisceptic corridors. In aiming for this look, the film also forgot a small thing like a plot or coherent explanation of what is happening

Frankenpimp (2009)

Frankenpimp (2009) poster
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Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Possibly THE worst film ever made. Tony Watt throws an mash-up of exploitation elements together in an incomprehensible plot. A film that made me want to hammer a nail through my eyeball rather than keep watching

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009)

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film

Completely insane Japanese film that wades in gore while playing everything up at a level of demented cartoonish absurdity. Possibly the most delirious movie-watching fun it is possible to have

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage

Animated film directed by Rob Zombie that feels like an episode of Ren & Stimpy made by someone with an unhealthy obsession with horror and exploitation movies and stripper bars

Monsters vs Aliens (2009)

Monsters vs Aliens (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Friendly Monsters vs Alien Invaders

Cutley appealing DreamWorks animated film that brings together a bunch of oddball creatures clearly intended as an affectionate homage to various 1950s sf films

Chrome Angels (2009)

Chrome Angels (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Biker Girls vs Killer Androids

Hearkening back to the spirit of 1980s B budget killer cyborg/android movie, an entertainingly preposterous film in which a girl biker gang are pitted against a mad scientist and his army of killer androids

Brainjacked (2009)

Brainjacked (2009) poster
Rating:
Mind Control Chips

A low-budget film wherein a teenager falls under the influence of a mad scientist who drills open heads to implant mind control chips. This makes a beeline for gory splatter effects

G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra (2009)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Futuristic Military Action Team

Stephen Sommers make a film based on the popular action toy line. Barring one exhilarating sequence in the middle, this consists of lots of sound and CGI fury amounting to very little at all

Frankenstein Unlimited (2009)

Frankenstein Unlimited (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Anthology of Frankenstein Short Films

A series of short film interpretations of the Frankenstein story, with interpretations ranging from BDSM to kung fu and modern police procedural

Bonnie & Clyde Vs. Dracula (2008)

Bonnie and Clyde Vs. Dracula (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Famous Outlaws Encounter Dracula

This comes with the interestingly original idea of having the real-life outlaws Bonnie and Clyde come up against Count Dracula. The main thing against the film is a low budget

Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde (2008)

Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Evil Personality Within Unleashed

Modernised version of the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde story starring Dougary Scott. The principal novelty here is that the bulk of the story takes place in a courtroom as Hyde is placed on trial for murder

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007) poster
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Gonzo Animation

Film spinoff of the cult animated tv show. This feels like a film overtaken by the effort of trying to be surrealistic, wacky, scatological etc more than it is ever a film that creates gag that are funny

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007)

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
1950s SF Parody/Invading Alien Foreheads

From Larry Blamire, a deliberately ridiculous spoof of the 1950s alien invasion film. Blamire’s dialogue and the deadpan with which everybody plays is frequently hilarious

Max & Co (2007)

Max & Co (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Claymation/Talking Animals

Amiable Swiss Claymation effort that makes for inevitable comparison to the output from Aardman Studios

Attack Girls’ Swim Team vs. the Undead (2007)

Attack Girls Swim Team vs the Undead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Lesbian Japanese Schoolgirls vs Zombies

You feel that a film about lesbian Japanese schoolgirls vs zombies should have been more interesting. The zombies barely mount to a dozen and the director seems more preoccupied by his softcore predilections

Jekyll + Hyde (2006)

Jekyll + Hyde (2006) dvd cover
Rating: ★★
Modernised Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

A modermised retelling of the Jekyll/Hyde story as a teen horror film where Jekyll (Bryan Fisher) is experimenting with Ecstasy to try and have success with girls

Brand Upon the Brain! (2006)

Brand Upon the Brain! (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Surreal Silent Movie Melodrama

Another of Guy Maddin’s silent movie pastiches, all shot in a deadpan style throwing together a hilariously convoluted madcap plot involving child detectives, mad scientists and spy capers

Meatball Machine (2005)

Meatball Machine (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Bio-Mechanoid Creatures Battle

In the late 2000s, Japan has produced a series of films drenched in gore, featuring absurd creature effects and action moves; this was the first of them – a wonderfully cartoonish film with rival bio-mechanoid creatures fighting

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Retro SF Adventure/Flying Ace Hero

Superlative film that recreates an imagined world of 1930s retro sf filled with flyer heroes, giant robots and stunning Art Deco designs.

Frankenstein (2004)

Frankenstein (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Adaptation

TV mini-series that tries to conduct a rigorously faithful adaptation of Mary Shelley’s book and largely succeeds apart from some minor changes. On the other hand, none of the period setting or story much comes to life

Chupacabra (2003)

Chupacabra (2003) poster
Rating:
Monster Movie

An incredibly bad monster movie supposedly based around the Latin American urban legend of the Chupacabra. So cheaply made it can’t even afford CGI

Lilo & Stitch (2002)

Lilo & Stitch (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Malevolent Alien Creature

Likeable Disney animated film about a young misfit Hawaiian girl who befriends an unruly alien creature. This has a good deal of oddball energy and humour that makes it rather appealing

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde (2002)

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Evil Personality Within Unleashed

Excellent tv movie adaptation of the Jekyll/Hyde story starring John Hannah. This is mounted with exquisite period detail and brings new depths and interpretations of an oft-told tale

The American Astronaut (2001)

The American Astronaut (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Musical Space Western

Genre-bending film that mixes B movie space opera cliches with rock’n’roll and a David Lynch-ian sense of surrealism. Interesting but the film left me scratching my head trying to get a handle on it

Baby Geniuses (1999)

Baby Geniuses (1999) poster
Rating:
Intelligent Baby Conspiracy

Film set around the premise that babies are secretly geniuses and talk in their own language. This makes a beeline for pee and poop jokes and seems to think we should applaud it for the cutsieness of seeing babies doing adult things

The Killer Condom (1996)

The Killer Condom (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Monster Movie

Beyond the wilfully ridiculous title, this is a surprisingly entertaining and funny film that lampoons monster movies in general concerning a monstrous condom on the attack.

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Last Battle for the Universe (1996)

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Last Battle for the Universe (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★
Juvenile Adventures Through Time

The sixth and last of the Josh Kirby time-travelling juvenile adventures produced by Charles Band and the best of the series, which takes a trip into Josh’s past

The Island of Dr Moreau (1996)

The Island of Dr Moreau (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mad Scientist Creates Beast Men

A legendary cinematic train wreck filled with behind the scenes stories of fired directors and star egos. Despite all of this, this remake of the H.G. Wells novel emerges as a well made and watchable film

The City of Lost Children (1995)

The City of Lost Children (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mad Scientist/Clones/Gonzo Comedy

The almost indescribable second film from Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet of Delicatessen fame, a Dicekensian street urchin fantasy that takes place in a stunningly designed almost-familiar world filled with eccentric characters

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1994)

Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Adaptation

An adaptation of Frankenstein made as companion piece to Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Kenneth Branagh creates a lush production but the attempts to emulate Coppola’s sensuality go awry

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) poster
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Teen Transplanted Into a Robot Dinosaur Body

One of the films that came out in the aftermath of Jurassic Park, notable only for the absurdity of its premise wherein teen Paul Walker’s brain is transplanted into an animatronic dinosaur body and he struggles to reconnect with girlfriend Denise Richards

We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story (1993)

We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story (1993) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Dinosaurs

Juvenile animated film from Amblin Entertainment concerning dinosaurs whose intelligence is raised to human level and they are let loose in the present-day

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Halloween Denizens Take Over Christmas/Stop-Motion Animation

Tim Burton and Henry Selick combine on this stop-motion animated fantasy made in Burton’s characteristcially eccentric style, a beautifully stylised and dark fantasy in which assorted Halloween denizens invade Christmas

Freaked (1993)

Freaked (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mutants and Mad Scientist Gonzo Comedy

Wonderfully nonsensical film directed by Alex Winter of Bill and Ted fame about the lives of a group of mutant freaks. Amazing makeup effects, a bizarre sense of humour and several well-known actors spoofing themselves

Carnosaur (1993)

Carnosaur (1993) poster
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Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

A Roger Corman produced cheapie about genetically engineered dinosaurs that was quickly rushed out to exploit the success of Jurassic Park. Corman went on to make two sequels

Hellmaster (1992)

Hellmaster (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist’s Zombie Experiments

Typical 1990s video release with mad scientist John Saxon creating zombie experiments amid entertainingly gooey meltdowns and a title intended to make you think this is a Hellraiser film

Kafka (1991)

Kafka (1991) poster
Rating: ★★½
Fictionalised Author Biopic/Mad Scientists

Steven Soderbergh’s second film was this flop pseudo-biopic that places Franz Kafka (Jeremy Irons) alongside mad scientist elements and German Expressionist homages but fails to find much of Kafka’s paranoid mood