The Assignment (2016)

The Assignment (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Hitman Seeks Revenge After Enforced Gender Reassignment Surgery

From Walter Hill, one of the legendary action directors, comes what is either the most edgy or tasteless concepts for a revenge film – Michelle Rodriguez is a hitman who seeks revenge after having gender reassignment surgery forced on him

The Black Sleep (1956)

The Black Sleep (1956) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist

The very last gasp of the 1930s/40s mad scientist film, a swansong that brings together an amazing cast from the era including Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr, John Carradine, Basil Rathbone and Tor Johnson. Slightly better produced than most of the era’s cheapies

The Blood Rose (1970)

The Blood Rose (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Continental Gothic/Mad Surgery

Influenced by the classic Eyes Without a Face, this is a work of French Gothic about an aristocrat trying to find the right woman to use her face for his disfigured wife

Boxing Helena (1993)

Boxing Helena (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sexual Obsession and Amputation

David Lynch’s daughter Jennifer directs a film about a surgeon who abducts a woman and amputates her limbs to make her love him. A critical bomb, it is a not uninteresting work about woman’s desire handled with more taste than you would think

Circus of Horrors (1960)

Circus of Horrors (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psycho Surgeon-Circus Master

Fascinatingly sordid film from the early days of the English horror cycle in which Anton Diffring is a mad surgeon obsessed with facial disfiguration hiding as a circus master and arranging a series of circus-themed deaths for his failed experiments

The Climax (1944)

The Climax (1944) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Doctor Fixates on an Opera Singer

Made to exploit leftover sets from the 1943 Phantom of the Opera, this is a magnificent colour production that has Boris Karloff as an obsessive surgeon who fixates on a beautiful young opera singer

Creep (2004)

Creep (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Deformed Creature in the London Underground

A tense and well sustained horror with Franka Potente trapped in the London Underground after hours and menaced by a deformed creature that lurks in the tunnels

Dead Ringers (1988)

Dead Ringers (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Disturbed Twin Psychology

David Cronenberg’s absolute masterpiece of the perverse with Jeremy Irons giving a tour-de-force performance(s) as twin gynaecologists who descend into drug addiction, obsession and madness

The Dentist (1996)

The Dentist (1996) poste
Rating: ★★★
Psycho Dentist

Brian Yuzna plays on everybody’s fear of the dentist in this outrageously nasty film top-lining Corbin Bernsen in wildly over-the-top mode as a psychopathic dentist amid a series of imaginatively sadistic dental-themed dispatches

The Diabolical Dr Z (1966)

The Diabolical Dr Z (1966) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mind-Controlled Femme Fatale

An early film from Jess Franco in which an exotic dancer is turned into a mind-controlled assassin who lures and kills victims with her six-inch long fingernails as part of a revenge scheme

Dr Petiot (1990)

Dr Petiot (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
True Life French Serial Killer

French film about true-life serial killer Marcel Petiot, a respectable doctor who operated a lifeline for Jewish refugees during WWII only to kill them

Eyes Without a Face (1959)

Eyes Without a Face (Les Yeux Sans Visage) (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Killer Surgeon

Classic French thriller about a mad surgeon who abducts women to graft their faces onto his disfigured daughter. The film has a rare visual poetry combined with moments of horror that are still effective decades later

The H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival – North (1999)

Rating: ★★★★
Festival of H.P. Lovecraft Short Films

A festival of H.P. Lovecraft short films held in Vancouver, which display a quality and faithfulness to the original texts that far outstrips the professional efforts being made elsewhere

Homunculus (2021)

Homunculus (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Can See Inner Traumas

Takashi Shimizu, the director of the Ju-on/The Grudge films, conducts an adaptation of a manga about a man who undergoes a trepanning operation and emerges able to see people’s inner traumas given symbolic expression

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

House of 1000 Corpses (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Backroads Brutality

Rob Zombie’s debut film was propelled into an infamy it didn’t deserve it was banned by its distributor. Zombie only slavishly rehashes The Texas Chain Saw Massacre with a constant posturing for shock effect that becomes tiresome

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Madman Surgically Connects Human Bodies

Sequel to the original that pushes into even more perverse territory. This throws some amusing spins on the original, creating a unique protagonist, while also contriving to exist inside an extremely disturbed headspace

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Surgeon Connects Human Bodies

An astonishingly perverse work where a mad surgeon abducts three people intending to connect their bodies as a single digestive tract. This is a work that pushes itself into truly warped territory

The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant (1971)

The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant (1971) poster
Rating:
Two-Headed Transplant/Mad Scientist

Mad scientist Bruce Dern creates a two-headed transplant. Unlike The Thing with Two Heads from the same company, this lacks an appreciable sense of its own absurdity

Jack the Ripper (1959)

Jack the Ripper (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Jack the Ripper Killings

Dramatisation of the Jack the Ripper murders that resembles a cheap British quota quickie but musters some okay gaslit atmosphere. Alas, the film has done little research on the details of Ripper casefile

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012)

Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Nazis Under the Polar Icecap/Hitler with a Robot Body/Mad Science

Hands down the best film ever produced by The Asylum. How could one not like an entertainingly madcap concoction that features mad scientists, zombie stormtroopers, Nazi UFOs and Adolf Hitler preserved as a head in a jar attached to a robot body?

The Raven (1935)

The Raven (1935) poster
Rating: ★★★
Demented Edgar Allan Poe Fan

An entertainingly madcap screen pairing of Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi with the latter as a Poe-obsessed surgeon who has built a house of Poe-inspired torture devices

Repo: The Genetic Opera (2008)

Repo: The Genetic Opera (2008) poster
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Future Organ Repossession/Rock Musical

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman conducts a futuristic Gothic rock opera. A film of constant posturings where Bousman demonstrates remarkably little affinity for either music or sf … a musical that feels made by people who are tone deaf

The Skin I Live In (2011)

The Skin I Live In (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Surgeon and His Woman Prisoner

Pedro Almodovar’s exquisitely lush homage to the mad surgeon fiilm Eyes Without a Face features a superb left field twist to become an extraordinary meditation on gender and identity

Spare Parts (2020)

Spare Parts (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Girl Punk Band Become Gladiators with Weapons Attachments

I was sold from the point of reading the premise where an all-girl punk band is abducted, surgically given weapons attachments and forced to fight in an arena

Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018)

Rating: ★★
Animation/Team-Up of DC Comics Super-Villains

A DC Universe Original Animated Movie given over to Suicide Squad. Clearly inspired by the live-action film, this goes overboard on the super-villains present, having three entire teams running around to general confusion, while striking a very odd tone in its pitch for an R-rating

Tusk (2014)

Tusk (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Surgically Transformed Into a Walrus

Really, Kevin Smith?!? A film wherein a mad lunatic transforms another man into a walrus? While you can applaud Smith’s completely out there leap off into Human Centipede territory, you feel unsure whether you should be reacting in shock or laughter at the absurdity of the premise

X-Ray (1982)

X-Ray (1982) poster
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Hospital Slasher Film

An early Cannon Films offering among the 80s slasher fad premised around a hospital setting and seeing the phenomenally well-stacked former Playmate Barbi Benton undressed. Most of the paper thin plot seems to have been made up on set and the direction is ridiculously overwrought