The Abomination (1986)

The Abomination (1986) poster
Rating:
Monster Tumor/Bad Movie

An amazingly bad movie from the VHS era where a woman is exorcised by a televangelist and coughs up a tumor, which crawls out of the trash and possesses her son, driving him to kill and bring bodies home to feed the tumor

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Modern Werewolf

John Landis brings the werewolf film into the modern era with this revisionist work where a modern character is forced to confront it as real, while depicting the transformation with an arsenal of top-drawer effects.

Amityville II: The Possession (1982)

Amityville II The Possession (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted House/Possession

The first of The Amityville Horror sequels and a far more entertaining film than its predecessor by abandoning the pretence at telling a true story and adding a possession plot and makeup effects to the mix

Army of Darkness (1992)

Rating: ★★
Evil Dead Sequel/War with the Dead/Horror Comedy

Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell make their third Evil Dead film. The series hit a peak with the delirious balance of horror and comedy in the second film but here the comedy over-balances and becomes too broad

Attack Girls’ Swim Team vs. the Undead (2007)

Attack Girls Swim Team vs the Undead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Lesbian Japanese Schoolgirls vs Zombies

You feel that a film about lesbian Japanese schoolgirls vs zombies should have been more interesting. The zombies barely mount to a dozen and the director seems more preoccupied by his softcore predilections

Bad Biology (2008)

Bad Biology (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
People with Mutant Genitalia

The long-awaited return of Frank Henenlotter, the cult director of Basket Case fame, with a film about people with mutant genitalia – a work that proves extraordinary in its mind-bogglingly perverse imagery

Bad Taste (1988)

Bad Taste (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Splatter Comedy/Alien Invasion

Peter Jackson first appeared with this no-budget splatter comedy. A miracle of DIY filmmaking, the film plays out like a live-action Roadunner cartoon where the creativity of Jackson’s home-made gore effects is positively ingenious

Basket Case 2 (1990)

Basket Case 2 (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Psychotic Siamese Twin/Gonzo Deformities

Frank Henenlotter takes the commercial route and makes a sequel to his no-budget cult film. A bigger budget allows the film to become a comic variant on Freaks featuring a series of way-out makeup effects

Basket Case 3 (1991)

Basket Case 3 (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Psychotic Siamese Twin/Gonzo Deformities

The third of Frank Henenlotter’s Basket Case films but by this point the perverse wit of the original has become replaced by a cartoonish absurdity

The Beast Within (1982)

The Beast Within (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Human-Monster Transformation

Modest entry among the early 1980s fad for air bladder transformation effects with Paul Clemens transforming into a cicada creature. Philippe Mora creates some solid directorial set-pieces

Beneath Still Waters (2005)

Beneath Still Waters (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Sunken Town/Supernatural Retribution

From prolific genre director/producer Brian Yuzna, a film about the drowned residents of a town that was flooded by a dam construction now emerging to exact vengeance on the living

Big Tits Zombie (2010)

Big Tits Zombie (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Gonzo Japanese Zombie Film

Strippers and zombies Japanese style. An entry into the Gonzo Japanese Splatter film fad. Cheaply made, with surprisingly little nudity and a whole lot of tongue-in-cheek splatter

Black Friday (2021)

Black Friday (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombified Shoppers Comedy

A horror comedy that goes the next logical step and turns Black Friday shoppers into a zombified horde. With Bruce Campbell as a store worker who steps into the fray

Black Sheep (2006)

Black Sheep (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Killer Mutant Sheep/Splatter Comedy

An enthusiastically gore-drenched New Zealand comedy about mutant sheep, this favourably harkens back to the heyday of Peter Jackson’s early splatter films

Blood Glacier (2013)

Blood Glacier (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Mutant Creatures on a Mountainside

Austrian-made film about people being attacked by mutant creatures on a mountainside. This has the cheesily absurd feel of a 1980s B movie and has some fun producing creature effects

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991)

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Comedy

One of the great deliberately ridiculous horror comedy titles of all time. The film itself telescopes down to an ordinary police procedural with no pharaohs, just an Egyptian serial killer

Body Snatchers (1993)

Body Snatchers (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Invasion of the Body Snatchers Remake

Abel Ferrara’s remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers is an overlooked film that settles in with an undeniable creepiness that is just as effective as the earlier versions. The metaphor for the pod people is more diffuse in this one but that does not mitigate the film’s effect

The Boneyard (1991)

The Boneyard (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Children Overrun a Mortuary

Part of the 80s/90s fad for makeup effects driven popcorn horror – in this case, actually directed by an effects artist. The film moves slow as molasses but the giant zombie poodle and zombie Phyllis Diller do compensate

Book of Blood (2009)

Book of Blood (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted House/Clive Barker Adaptation

A Clive Barker adaptation taken from the name of his story collection. While not uninteresting, it emerges as a haunted house story that eschews genre cliches for an everyday approach and never quite delivers its punches

The Brain (1988)

The Brain (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Evil Brain

Mad psychologist creates a giant brain about the size of a small car that controls minds and is hungry to devour people. A deliriously entertaining film that seems to embody the essence of the cheesy makeup effects driven 1980s horror film

Braindead (1992)

Braindead (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombies/Splatter Comedy

One of Peter Jackson’s early films, which is maybe the funniest zombie comedy ever made. This becomes a work of unparalleled genius in the glorious gore-drenched excesses it reaches for

Bride of Re-Animator (1990)

Bride of Re-Animator (1990) poster
Rating: ★★½
Re-Animator Sequel

Sequel to the cult splatter hit of Re-Animator, directed by the original’s producer Brian Yuzna. Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott and David Gale are back. This has some amazing effects work but lacks the first film’s outrageous black humour

Cabin Fever (2002)

Cabin Fever (2002) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

The first film from Eli Roth, which proved a solid hit, one that gets back to gore-drenched horror basics. Not quite the classic it was acclaimed but delivers the goods and with a strong dose of wryly sarcastic humour

Cabin Fever (2016)

Cabin Fever (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

A remake of Eli Roth’s first film? Why, given that the original only came out 14 years ago, is anybody’s guess. This literally recycles the original’s script but is deaf to its sarcastic humour of the original

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014)

Cabin Fever: Patient Zero (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Deadly Infection

Eli Roth’s Cabin Fever had a surefire premise – a series of gory meltdowns with tongue planted in cheek. It is a puzzle then why two sequels, despite reasonable directors at the wheel, have managed to completely miss these basics

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Homage/Parody

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

Castle Freak (1995)

Castle Freak (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Deformity in the Dungeon

Stuart Gordon had a cult hit with Re-Animator and much of the rest of his career felt like his attempting to repeat that. Here he re-teams with many of the Re-Animator personnel for what is essentially a rehash of a 1960s Italian Gothic film

Cat People (1982)

Cat People (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Human-Feline Transformation

The remake of Cat People. In the hands of Paul Schrader, all the ambiguity is made overt and the film becomes one of Schrader’s allegories for tormented sexuality. On its own terms, this is an often smoulderingly sensual work

Cell Count (2012)

Cell Count (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Medical Experiment/Bizarre Meltdowns

People are locked in a facility and undergoing biological meltdowns. A film that is driven by a series of wild effects at regular intervals but falls down when it comes to its poorly constructed mystery

Chain Letter (2010)

Chain Letter (2010) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film/Anti-Technology Cult

Ridiculous film that seems to want to say something about modern technological interconnectivity but has simply grafted it onto a slasher formula. while being bsurdly ill-informed about its subject

The Children (1980)

The Children (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Children

Night of the Living Dead-influenced cheapie about zombified children wearing black nailpolish who blow their parents up with deadly hugs. This has no ambition beyond providing entertainingly preposterous meltdown effects every few minutes

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) poster
Rating:
Pagan Child Cult

The third of the films based on the Stephen King short story, this moves the locale to the city but is otherwise based around a series of completely ridiculous makeup effects every few minutes

Children of the Corn: The Gathering (1996)

Rating:
Pagan Child Cult

The popularity of the Children of the Corn franchise – eleven films spun out of a sixteen page Stephen King story – baffles one. This is the fourth film, its greatest distinction being that it stars a then unknown Naomi Watts

Class of 1999 (1990)

Class of 1999 (1990) poster
Rating: ★½
Killer Android Schoolteachers

Mark L. Lester’s follow-up to his earlier The Class of 1982 about a teacher forced to adopt vigilante actions in a lawless classroom. In the interim, The Terminator came out and this now has killer android schoolteachers

Class of Nuke ‘Em High (1986)

Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986) poster
Rating:
Bad Taste Splatter and Mutations/Troma Film

One of the essential Troma films, this seems to have been conceived as Rock’n’Roll High School with Evil Dead-styled makeup effects and lots of moronic bad taste humour

Class of Nuke ‘Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991)

Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II: Subhumanoid Meltdown (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Bad Taste Splatter and Mutations/Troma Film

The first sequel to the Troma hit and with all of the usual bad taste and moron humour you associate with a Troma film, but also better produced then most their films

Creepshow (1982)

Creepshow (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Horror Anthology

Stephen King and George Romero collaborate on a horror anthology made as homage to the EC Comics, telling five tales that replicate the blacker-than-black sense of humour (and even the visual look) of the comic-book with hilarious results

The Curse (1987)

The Curse (1987) poster
Rating:
Mutations/H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

Actor David Keith directs an adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Color Out of Space. Unfortunately the focus on cheesy and ridiculous effects quickly takes the exercise down into Grade Z territory

Dagon (2001)

Dagon (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation/Village of Mutants

Stuart Gordon returns to adapt H.P. Lovecraft for a third time. As before, Gordon allows Lovecraft’s unspeakable terrors to be eclipsed by creature effects but the results are nothing too memorable

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Dawn of the Dead (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Zombies

George Romero’s successor to his cult hit of Night of the Living Dead. Romero creates a very different film, one that takes place in a mall and comes with a level of droll satire. A bigger budget allows him to push things to gore-drenched extremes

Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005)

Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005) poster
Rating:
Zombies

Made during the mid-2000s zombie revival, this is a cheap, badly made film that tries to cling to any kind of relevance to the George Romero name. If anything it is more like a sequel to Night of the Living Dead than to Day of the Dead

Dead Heat (1988)

Dead Heat (1988) poster
Rating:
Cop and his Zombie Partner

Made not along after the success of Lethal Weapon, this offers a wacky spin on the buddy cop formula having a cop paired with a zombie. The mildly amusing notion is killed by the excruciating comedy relief of Joe Piscopo

Dead Meat (2004)

Dead Meat (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Irish Zombie Film

An enthusiastic Irish-made copy of the George Romero zombie film that vies between the amateurish and occasional moments of interest

The Dead Pit (1989)

The Dead Pit (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Mad Scientist Resurrects the Dead in an Asylum

A typical 80s film with a mad doctor resurrecting the dead in the abandoned wing of an asylum amid gory makeup effects. The first film from Brett Leonard who next went on to make The Lawnmower Man

The Deadly Spawn (1982)

The Deadly Spawn (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Nasty in the Cellar

Fan filmmaking back from the day when filmmakers struggled with technologies like Super 8, a film driven by its makers’ immense enthusiasm and some surprisingly good creature effects, making one of the few highly original variations on the Alien alien

Deadtime Stories (1986)

Deadtime Stories (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Horror Versions of Fairytales

Horror anthology with the novelty where all of the stories are horror versions of fairytales. Particularly amusing is the second episode, a modernised version of Little Red Riding Hood

Deathgasm (2015)

Deathgasm (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Heavy Metalheads Unleash Demons/Splatter Comedy

Outrageous New Zealand-made effort that fondly recalls the 1980s splatter comedies of Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson et al. This often feels like former teen metalheads looking back and puncturing the pretensions of their youth

Demonic Toys (1992)

Demonic Toys (1992) poster
Rating: ★★½
Malevolent Toys and Dolls

An entertaining B-budget film about malevolent toys from low-budget producer Charles Band, known for the Ghoulies and Puppetmaster films. One of the first works from screenwriter David S. Goyer

Demons (1985)

Demons (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possessed Undead Take Over a Cinema

Italian horror directed by Lamberto Bava and produced by Dario Argento, an Evil Dead-inspired work about the possessed dead taking over a cinema, all conducted with a ferocious enthusiasm

The Dentist (1996)

The Dentist (1996) poste
Rating: ★★★
Psycho Dentist

Brian Yuzna plays on everybody’s fear of the dentist in this outrageously nasty film top-lining Corbin Bernsen in wildly over-the-top mode as a psychopathic dentist amid a series of imaginatively sadistic dental-themed dispatches

Dracula’s Widow (1988)

Dracula's Widow (1988) poster
Rating:
Dracula's Wife in the Present-Day

Christopher Coppola is worlds apart in talent from his uncle Francis. Here he directs a weak vampire film with Sylvia Kristel in the title role and transformation effects that look datedly cheesy today

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Drag Me to Hell (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Gypsy Curse

Sam Raimi chose to follow up his hugely successful Spider-Man trilogy with this incredibly silly film about Gypsy curses. Raimi piles on ridiculous shock effects that become so over-the-top that the film ends up somewhere in orbit

The Evil Dead (1981)

The Evil Dead (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Backwoods Possession/Splatter Comedy

Ferociously paced low-budget hit that put the names of Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell on the map. What made the film a cult hit was Raimi’s full tilt pace and entertainingly over-the-top splatter effects

The Evil Dead II (1987)

The Evil Dead II (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Backwoods Possession/Comedy

Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell return in a sequel to their earlier low-budget cult hit. With a far better budget this time, Raimi goes completely over-the-top with a delirious silliness that will bring tears to the eyes

The Exorcist (1973)

The Exorcist (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Demonic Possession

A landmark classic of the horror genre, a film whose take on demonic possession and exorcism laid down a series of tropes that are still present over five decades later. A gruelling and intensive horror story into the bargain

Exte: Hair Extensions (2007)

Exte: Hair Extensions (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Killer Living Hair Extensions

An earlier effort from Shion Sono that concerns itself with hair extensions that take over and kill their host. More straightforward than many of Sono’s other works but the outlandish of the effects make the film

Faust: Love of the Damned (2000)

Faust: Love of the Damned (2000) poster
Rating:
Comic-Book Adaptation/Demonic Avenger

Brian Yuzna’s adaptation of the cult comic-book is a disappointment that has tamed down any of the censorship-pushing controversy the original had and emerges as no more than a standard dark avenging superhero film

The Fly (1986)

The Fly (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teleporter Accident/Human-Fly Mixup

David Cronenberg remakes the 1958 film, transforming its improbable scenario into a fascinating study of biological transformation with Jeff Goldblum genetically mutating into a fly hybrid. Kafka’s Metamorphosis with a lot more slime.

Freaked (1993)

Freaked (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mutants and Mad Scientist Gonzo Comedy

Wonderfully nonsensical film directed by Alex Winter of Bill and Ted fame about the lives of a group of mutant freaks. Amazing makeup effects, a bizarre sense of humour and several well-known actors spoofing themselves

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Friday the 13th/A Nightmare on Elm Street Crossover

The long promised crossover between the Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street films, this seems caught in a juggling act that fails to satisfy the requirements of either franchise

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) poster
Rating:
A Nightmare on Elm Street Sequel

The sixth of the A Nightmare on Elm Street films, sold with the gimmick of a 3D release. New director Rachel Talaly refuses to take the material seriously and turns the show into an absurd cartoon

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) poster
Rating:
Slasher Film/Psychic Powers

The seventh of the Friday the 13th films, this tries to add some novelty with a heroine who has psychic powers but is mostly the same thing as before

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The eighth of the Friday the 13th films that offers the novelty of taking a revived Jason to New York City. Actually, one of the better entries in the series, which plays his encounters with New York locals for some amusement

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film

The fourth Friday the 13th film, called the final chapter in an effort to kill the series off, only to be such a success this was rescinded in the next film. Joseph Zito directs with more style than usual