Scarecrows (1988)

Scarecrows (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Field of Undead Scarecrows

An overlooked effort from the direct-to-VHS era concerning itself with a field of undead scarecrows. Amid the numerous zombie and splatter effects efforts of the day that were being churned out, this settles in with an unusual atmosphere that is often hard to shake

Silent Hill (2006)

Silent Hill (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Videogame Adaptation/Sinister Otherworldly Town

One of the best of all filmed videogame adaptations. Christophe Gans creates a creepy and unworldly atmosphere, along with a series of genuinely outlandish creature effects

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Sinister Otherworldly Town

Dull and unimaginative Silent Hill sequel that only revisits what went before. The first film had an uncanny otherworldly atmosphere but the sequel reduces everything to no more than pop-up Clive Barker

Society (1989)

Society (1989)
Rating: ★★★
Secret Society of Shape Changers

The directorial debut for Brian Yuzna, this has a satiric and weirdly paranoid tone but what makes the film is its sensational display makeup effects involving a secret society of shapeshifting orgiasts

Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama (1987)

Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama (1987) poster
Rating: ½
Demonic Imp

A David DeCoteau film that comes with one of the great exploitation titles of all time but is otherwise a cheap Scream Queen vehicle about a demonically possessed bowling trophy

Spasms (1983)

Spasms (1983) poster
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Psychic Link with a Giant Snake

A 1980s film that was sold around a single air bladder makeup effects scene where a man swells up and explodes from a snakebite. That and the entirely risible premise of Oliver Reed as a billionaire who has a psychic link with a giant snake

Story of Ricky (1991)

Story of Ricky (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Splatter/Ultra-Tough Future Prison

An outrageous Hong Kong prison film that comes filled with mind-bogglingly over-the-top splatter effects

Street Trash (1987)

Street Trash (1987) poster
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Gooey Meltdowns & Splatter

Low-budget, almost entirely plotless film about a cheap liquor that starts causing the bums in the area to meltdown. A film that in lieu of anything else readily dives into bad taste

The Substance (2024)

The Substance (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★
Rejuvenation Serum/Alternate Youthful Self

An absurdly over-the-top film where aging Demi Moore takes a serum that turns her into a youthful Margaret Qualley. A ridiculous film that for some reason did well at awards season

The Thing (1982)

The Thing (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Shapechanging Alien Nasty

John Carpenter at the peak of his career, remaking The Thing from Another World as a wild and phantasmagoric film steeped in paranoia that proved to be the absolute epitome of the era’s fad for air-bladder transformation effects

The Thing (2011)

The Thing (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Shapechanging Alien Nasty

Though pitched as a prequel, this is essentially a remake of John Carpenter’s classic. Alas, this only finds the same phantasmagoric outlandishness as Carpenter did in a couple of scenes that may be moderately impressive for those who have never seen the original

Tokyo Gore Police (2008)

Tokyo Gore Police (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Cops vs Bio-Mechanoid Mutants

One among the 00s spate of gonzo Japanese splatter films. The film exists as a series of outlandishly over-the-top and absurdly entertaining splatter and bizarrely cartoonish bio-mechanoid transformation

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

The Toxic Avenger (1986) poster
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Mutant Superhero/Bad Taste Splatter/Troma Film

The film that launched the name of Troma Films. The world’s first superhero splatter film, this readily dives into bad taste just to see what kind of offence it can get away with

Troll 2 (1990)

Troll 2 (1990) poster
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Evil Goblins/Classic Bad Movie

Acclaimed as one of the worst films ever made, this has a legendary bizarreness that has made it a cult film, everything from the ridiculousness of its dialogue and effects to the cast that seems made up of unskilled amateurs

Tromeo & Juliet (1996)

Tromeo & Juliet (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Bad Taste Shakespeare Parody/Troma Film

Made to coincide with the Leonardo DiCaprio Romeo and Juliet, this Troma offering sets out to conduct as many bad taste variations on Shakespeare as it can

Undead (2003)

Undead (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Splatter and Alien Abductions

Appealingly quirky homemade zombie film that launched the career of Australia’s Spierig Brothers. The two demonstrate a considerable inventivity when it comes to the visual and makeup effects, which they created all themselves

Unmasked Part 25 (1988)

Unmasked Part 25 (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Parody/Slasher Maniac in Love

A parody of the slasher film with an amusing central idea – what if a slasher maniac found a love interest and wanted to give up hacking and slashing to be with them?

The Unnamable (1988)

The Unnamable (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Demon in the Attic/H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

One of the spate of H.P. Lovecraft adaptations that came out in the late 80s/early 90s. This feels like an effort by earnest amateurs but does take its Lovecraft seriously unlike most of the other films of this cycle.

The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter (1993)

The Unnamable II: The Statement of Randolph Carter (1993) poster
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H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation

A sequel to the earlier H.P. Lovecraft adapted film The Unnamable. Despite having a bigger budget, this is no more of an improvement over its predecessor

Upworld (1991)

Upworld (1991) poster
Rating: ½
Cop and Gnome Partner

The most bizarre of the variants on the buddy cop film that came out after Lethal Weapon in which Anthony Michael Hall is partnered with a gnome. Directed by makeup effects man Stan Winston and an embarrassment to all involved

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009)

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film

Completely insane Japanese film that wades in gore while playing everything up at a level of demented cartoonish absurdity. Possibly the most delirious movie-watching fun it is possible to have

The Void (2016)

The Void (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hospital of Horrors/H.P. Lovecraft Homage

In his follow-up to Manborg, Steven Kostanski abandons the affectionate homages to 1980s video-released genre films he has specialised in so far. A homage to the works of H.P. Lovecraft, this should be seen for the utterly wild and outlandish makeup effects that Kostanski delivers

Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001)

Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001) poster
Rating: ½
Evil Wish-Granting Djinn

The Wishmaster series was a franchise based around a series of novelty effects wherein a malevolent djinn turned wishes against the wisher. This third entry is the utter nadir of the series

WolfCop (2014)

WolfCop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Werewolf Cop/Horror Comedy

Deliberately made to look like a lost 1980s/early 90s film, this has a winning concept and sets in with an appealingly sarcastic amusement. On the other hand, the film is never quite as amusing as it gives the impression it is going to be and starts to lose it in the third act