Amphibian Man (1961)

Amphibian Man (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Soviet Merman Film

The Russian Aquaman. One of the most popular hits from the Soviet Union, a film about a merman who comes onto land to woo a woman. Said to have influenced Guillermo del Toro with The Shape of Water

Aquaman (2018)

Aquaman (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Merman Superhero

A few years ago Aquaman was regarded as a joke among superheroes. James Wan dispels any notion of Aquaman’s wimpiness in a series of jaw-dropping effects sequences that propel this ahead of anything the MCU is doing at the moment

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Merman Superhero

The sequel to the DCEU’s Aquaman reaches for epic effects spectacle, although the character of Aquaman undergoes a substantial shift and is now given more of a comedy playing

Arabian Nights (2015)

Arabian Nights (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Portuguese Magical Realist Vignettes

This is not an adaptation of the Arabian Nights but the title has been appropriated for a collection of quasi-fantastical tales and even documentaries about the Portuguese Austerity Crisis over six hours in length

Avengers Grimm: Time Wars (2018)

Avengers Grimm: Time Wars (2018) poster
Rating:
Team-Up Between Fairytale Princesses

Released at the same time as Avengers: Infinity War, this was a mockbuster from The Asylum involving a team-up between fairytale characters. The third in their Avengers Grimm series

Barbie (2023)

Barbie (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Doll Enters the Real World

Less a film than a phenomenon, there is something ironic about a doll that is accused of promoting negative body standards ending up leading a women’s movement. Moria has just one or two issues with this.

Barbie Mermaidia (2006)

Barbie Mermaidia (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Fairy Barbie Visits the Mermaid Kingdom

Seventh of the animated Barbie films, spinoff of the earlier Barbie Fairytopia, all delivered in sugary upbeat sentiments amid pastel colour schemes that would look eye-poppingly psychedelic if one were high

Batman Ninja vs Yakuza League (2025)

Batman Ninja vs Yakuza League (2025) poster
Rating: ★½
Batman Anime

A sequel to Batman Ninja, which offered an anime treatment of Batman. This gives us a bizarre alternate Yakuza-ruled Japan with versions of the Justice League working for them

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero

The MCU’s sequel to Black Panther. This offers the peculiarity of a work in which the superhero of the title never actually appears and is instead set around his absence following the death of Chadwick Boseman

City Beneath the Sea (1971)

City Beneath the Sea (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Underwater City

Irwin Allen offers a variant on Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea in this film about an underwater city. A tv pilot that was foisted onto international audiences as a theatrical film after it failed to be picked up as a series

Cold Skin (2017)

Rating: ★★★½
Remote Lighthouse at Siege from Amphibian Creatures

While The Shape of Water took attention, there was 2017’s other film about sex between human and fish people. From Xavier Gens, a a Lovecraftian tale about men in a lighthouse engaged in a fierce battle against amphibians

Descendants 2 (2017)

Descendants 2 (2017) poster
Rating:
The Children of Disney Villains

Sequel to the painfully bad Disney Channel film that copied the success of High School Musical and featured the teenage children of classic Disney animated villains. This is just as empty-headed and unwatchable

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
Young Wizard

Fourth of the Harry Potter films and one that feels much more seamless and sure of itself as a story. The problem is the absurd contrivation of J.K. Rowling’s weak story that wheels out every sports movie cliche in the book

House By the Lake (2017)

House By the Lake (2017) poster
Rating:
Girl's Sinister Imaginary Companion

A strange film about parents who become concerned when their young daughter insists she has an imaginary fish man companion. This arrives at a head-scratchingly WTF ending

Justice League (2017)

Justice League (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

Zack Snyder completes his run through DC superheroes with mixed results. The introduction of the characters works well but Snyder too readily throws established continuity out the window, while the visual dourness becomes tedious

Justice League: Throne of Atlantis (2015)

Justice League Throne of Atlantis (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

Not so much a Justice League film as an Aquaman origin film, which at least conducts a character oft regard as a DC laughing stock with suitable dignity

Justice Society: World War II (2021)

Justice Society: World War II (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero Team

The Justice Society of American was the first comic-book superhero team, bringing together all the heroes at DC Comics of the day. This is an animated film devoted to them

League of Gods (2016)

League of Gods (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Epic Chinese Fantasy

A Chinese fantasy film that leaves anything Western fantastic cinema has made recently for dead, including epical battle scenes and a lavish sumptuousness of costuming that leaves your jaw on the floor

The Lighthouse (2019)

The Lighthouse (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Madness and Insanity Among Lighthouse Keepers

This was Robert Eggers’ second film, less a work of horror than a dive into a disturbed and fraying state of mind in the tensions between two men isolated at a lighthouse in the 19th Century

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Disney Animation

One of the video-released sequels to their animated films that Disney made in the 90s/00s, this slavishly imitates its predecessor but does have a likeable line-up of supporting characters

Lu Over the Wall (2017)

Lu Over the Wall (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Mermaid Girl

An appealingly charming anime about the friendship between a lonely boy and a mermaid. She gains legs whenever music is playing and they form a pop band together

Luca (2021)

Luca (2021) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pixar Animation/Merboy’s Adventures on Land

A Pixar offering that is an enjoyable work about merpeople/human friendship but this also sits on the B-rung of their films along with Onward and The Good Dinosaur

The Mermaid (2016)

The Mermaid (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Mermaid Comedy

Stephen Chow has proven himself a comic genius in his directorial works of the 90s/00s. Unfortunately, as he has gained mainstream acclaim, his films have started to disappear under their big-budgets. This is sort of a version of Splash! by way of the fad for madcap Hong Kong slapstick

Mermaid Down (2019)

Mermaid Down (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Mermaid in an Asylum

The mermaid film used to be the stuff of light fantasy but in recent years has become something much darker. This comes with the promising premise of a mermaid having her tail hacked off with an axe then being placed in an asylum where she tries to convince the other patients of who she is

The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead (2018)

The Mermaid: Lake of the Dead (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Russian Dark Fantasy/Avenging Water Spirit

This is a Russian dark fantasy that has been misleadingly titled as a mermaid film in English release. It in fact concerns an avenging rusalka water spirit who haunts a small lake

The Mysterious Island (1929)

The Mysterious Island (1929) poster
Rating: ★★
Underwater Adventures/City of Merpeople

The first film adaptation of Jules Verne’s sequel to 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. The original book is a desert island adventure story; the film throws all that out and has a story about Captain Nemo encountering a race of merpeople

Pan (2015)

Pan (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Peter Pan Origin Story

Ostensibly a Peter Pan prequel and origin story, this is a massively over-produced turkey – colossally scaled effects set-pieces, everything obtrusively arranged to pop out at us in 3D – that seems to completely miss the innocent charms that the original story had

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise is revived for a fifth outing. There is a new director in Rob Marshall but bar an energetic comic opening, he never does much that hits the zany heights of the previous entries

Ponyo on a Cliff By the Sea (2008)

Ponyo on a Cliff By the Sea (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Fish Girl Becomes Human

Probably the least great of Hayao Miyazaki’s films. The plot feels recycled from The Little Mermaid while Miyazaki’s recurrent themes seem more perfunctory and the film lacks many of the beautiful contrasts of epic and fragile he specialises in

The Shape of Water (2017)

The Shape of Water (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Romance with an Amphibian Man

Guillermo Del Toro makes monster movies with sympathy for the monster. This is his take onThe Creature from the Black Lagoon where the romance between creature and heroine is brought out to centre stage

The Siren (2019)

The Siren (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Deadly Mermaid Creature

Perry Blackshear is a director more people should know about. Here in his fascinatingly minimalist way he makes a film about the relationship between a man and a deadly mermaid creature

Song of the Sea (2014)

Song of the Sea (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Selkies and Celtic Mythology

An Oscar nominees for Best Animated Film – a unique and exquisitely drawn dive into Celtic mythology that comes with wit, humour and the emotional tenderness of a Hayao Miyazaki. This deserves to be seen far more widely than it ended up being

Splash! (1984)

Splash! (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mermaid Comedy

One of the earliest films from Ron Howard as director, a bubbly infectiously light comedy with Tom Hanks in a romance with mermaid Daryl Hannah. This was a hit and offered major career breakthroughs for Howard, Hanks, Hannah and John Candy.

Teen Titans Go! vs Teen Titans (2019)

Teen Titans Go! vs Teen Titans (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Superhero Team

Here the less-than-serious Teen Titans Go! conduct an Into the Spider-Verse-type crossover with their serious counterparts from the multiverse

Vincent (2014)

Vincent film (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man with Superpowers

The peculiar story of a man who gains super-strength and various other powers whenever he is in water, this essentially plays out as a superhero film but in a more low key way without any costumes. Quirky, charming and rather likeably appealing

Waterworld (1995)

Waterworld (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Drowned Earth

The most expensive film ever made at the time, a Kevin Costner epic in which he is a lone mariner in a drowned world where survivors cling to shantytowns floating on the surface. Essentially a Mad Max film located on water.

Year Without a Summer (2010)

Year Without a Summer (2010) poster
Rating:
Malaysian Magical Realism

Film with minor Magical Realist touches about life in rural Malaysia that appears to be made without a plot and in which nothing happens. Dull to the point of inertia