Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Planet of the Apes Sequel/Telepathic Mutants

The second and most underrated of the Planet of the Apes films. For a time it repeats the original but gains considerable imagination and a striking satiric bite with the introduction of the mutants

Children of Dune (2003)

Children of Dune (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

Follow-up to the 2000 tv mini-series adaptation of Dune, this adapts Frank Herbert’s two books sequels, Dune Messiah and Children of Dune. The production lacks the depth of its predecessor

Children of the Corn (1984)

Children of the Corn (1984) poster
Rating:
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

A fifteen page Stephen King story about a patricidal child cult has spawned this film, nine sequels and a remake. Not a very good film, this is stuck with padding a very slight original out to a full-length film

Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992)

Children of the Corn II: The Deadly Sacrifice (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Pagan Child Cult

The second of the films spun off from the Stephen King short story. This is better that its predecessor, premised around a series of novelty deaths and offering some explanations for what is happening

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995)

Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) poster
Rating:
Pagan Child Cult

The third of the films based on the Stephen King short story, this moves the locale to the city but is otherwise based around a series of completely ridiculous makeup effects every few minutes

Children of the Corn: The Gathering (1996)

Rating:
Pagan Child Cult

The popularity of the Children of the Corn franchise – eleven films spun out of a sixteen page Stephen King story – baffles one. This is the fourth film, its greatest distinction being that it stars a then unknown Naomi Watts

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)

Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Pagan Child Cult

Quite who the audience for these Children of the Corn films is that they keep making more of them is a mystery. This was the fifth of eleven films and at least better than the last two entries

Children of the Corn (2009)

Children of the Corn (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

This remake of the Stephen King short story (this time with a script from King himself) is a much better film than the earlier 1984 version or any of its numerous sequels

Cloud Atlas (2012)

Cloud Atlas (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cross-Historical Epic

A cross-historical epic from The Wachowskis and Tom Tykwer. An uneven film driven more by its determination we view it as an epic. Surely a studio publicist’s nightmare, it grasps at the meaning of it all yet eludes telling audiences what it is about

Curse of the Blind Dead (2020)

Curse of the Blind Dead (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Blind Knights Templar Zombies

A revival of the popular 1970s Blind Dead series about Knights Templar zombies. In this era of zombie films homages and remakes, it is a surprise nobody has thought to do so before

Dagon (2001)

Dagon (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation/Village of Mutants

Stuart Gordon returns to adapt H.P. Lovecraft for a third time. As before, Gordon allows Lovecraft’s unspeakable terrors to be eclipsed by creature effects but the results are nothing too memorable

Dead Space: Downfall (2008)

Dead Space: Downfall (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Videogame Adaptation/Spaceship of Mutated Dead

Animated spinoff of the videogame. Your first impression is that animation is not suited for a gore-drenched film. One’s misgivings are silenced by the wildly phantasmagoric range of creatures the film throws at you

Dune (1984)

Dune (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

David Lynch disowned his film version of the classic Frank Herbert SF novel. However, Lynch may be incapable of making a bad film and this, while acting freely with the book, has a visual grandeur that makes it highly watchable

Dune (2000)

Dune (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

This TV mini-series remake of the Frank Herbert novel is much more faithful to the essence and complexity of the book, even if it lacks the visual resplendence of the film versions

Dune Part One (2021)

Dune: Part One (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

Denis Villeneuve’s adaptation of Frank Herbert’s classic SF novel comes with a determination to give the story and its richly detailed world faithful life on screen. Villeneuve adapts freely in many areas but gets the complexity of the saga

Dune Part Two (2024)

Dune Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

The second part of Denis Villeneuve’s adaptation of Frank Herbert’s classic SF novel Dune, this delves more deeply into the world of the Fremen, although starts to diverge more from the book

Earthsea (2004)

Earthsea (2004) poster
Rating:
Epic Fantasy/Apprentice Wizard

This TV mini-series adaptation of the Ursula Le Guin books is an insult. This was quickly mounted on the back of the success of The Lord of the Rings films but feels like tv filler that has zero affinity for Le Guin’s richly cultured world

Franklyn (2008)

Franklyn (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Interwoven Stories/Religious Dystopia

A fascinating series of interwoven stories, one of which is set in a religion-dominated dystopian future. An intriguing puzzle that arrives at a surprise left field ending

Gappa the Triphibian Monster (1967)

Gappa the Triphibian Monster (1967) poster
Rating:
Japanese Monster Movie

This was a fairly crappy and terrible Japanese monster movie from a rival company seeking to copy the success of Toho’s Godzilla films

The Invention of Lying (2009)

The Invention of Lying (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
World Where Nobody Lies

Ricky Gervais co-directs and stars in a comedy set in an alternate world where everybody tells the truth and he discovers he is the one person who can lie and how this proceeds to change the world

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019)

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Moonbase/Alien Lizard People from the Centre of the Earth

Timo Vuorensola’s follow-up to Iron Sky. It is hard to believe that a film with a premise that combines Nazis on the Moon with alien lizard people from the hollow core of the Earth could go wrong

The Master (2012)

The Master (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
L. Ron Hubbard Fictionalised Biopic

Paul Thomas Anderson’s loose biopic of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard is a film composed of great acting and great individual scenes more so than it ever coheses as a story or delves in to interrogate its characters. Far too elusive as a story to quite be the masterpiece it is readily being hailed as

Nightfall (2000)

Nightfall (2000) poster
Rating:
Isaac Asimov Adaptation

Isaac Asimov’s Nightfall, about a planet surrounded by six suns that only experiences nightfall once every thousand years, is considered the No 1 classic science-fiction short story. On film, it has alas befallen two impoverished versions from Roger Corman of which this was the second

On the Silver Globe (1988)

On the Silver Globe (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★
Colonisation of a Alien Planet

Andrzej Zulawski, known for the demented Possession, makes an SF film about planetary colonisation. The spirit of Andrei Tarkovsky hangs over the film, which is long and philosophically rambling. What you cannot deny is the film’s epic scope and the mad splendour of Zulawski’s visuals

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) poster
Rating:
Intergalactic Adventures

William Shatner tries to emulate the success had by Leonard Nimoy in directing a Star Trek film but falls on his face, badly overstressing the comedy elements and delivering the worst of the Classic Trek films

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)

Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera

George Lucas’s return to the Star Wars series after a sixteen year absence and a build-up rivaled only by the Second Coming. Instead most audiences went away disappointed. Lucas has used the interim to push the technology to its heights but the story and characters are lacking

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera

The second of George Lucas’s Stars Wars prequels is no particular improvement. The romance is stiff and awkward, badly written while the effects sequences seem to be running out of new things to do and so just up the scale of what has happened before with so much going on it reaches a point of visual overload

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Space Opera

The last of George Lucas’s Star Wars prequel trilogy and the last opportunity for him to get it right, which he generally does. The effects are expert but are not allowed to dominate as much as they did previously and the focus has come back onto the story and Anakin’s transformation into Darth Vader

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Space Opera

George Lucas’s first sequel to Star Wars and a work that holds up every bit as well as its predecessor, in many places betters it. The story darkens the mythos and introduces new characters, while the special effects sequences are the peak of the series

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)

Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera

A disappointing end to George Lucas’s original Star Wars trilogy. The script lazily wraps up loose ends while sidelining the new characters introduced the last time, and the climax rehashes the climaxes of the two other films

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Space Opera

It’s not another Empire Strikes Back but it makes up for the prequels. A good part fanservice to the original – if overly reliant on rehashing elements from Star Wars – this also does many things right

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)

Rating: ★★★½
Space Opera

I’m not one of the haters on this. It’s the first Star Wars sequel since the 1980s to invigorate the series with fresh action sequences and place more focus on the characters instead of the action

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

Star Wars The Clone Wars (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Opera/Animation

Theatrical spinoff from the Star Wars prequels, released to introduce the popular animated series. This shows it is time for George Lucas to move beyond recycling something that was successful three decades ago

Ultramarines (2010)

Ultramarines (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Wargame Adaptation/Space Marines vs Demonic Forces

Animated film based on the popular fantasy wargame. The set-up is a fascinating mix of SF and mediaeval religion but the plot rehashes Aliens without much payoff and the animation is B-budget

Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968)

Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
Expedition to Venus/Russian SF Film

Another Roger Corman film made up out of footage recycled from Russian SF films and pseudnonymously directed by a young Peter Bogdanovich in a rather silly plot about astronauts encountering dinosaur-worshipping women on Venus