The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)

The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953) poster
Rating: ★★½
Atomically-Revived Dinosaur

A classic of the genre for a number of reason – it was the film that kicked off the 1950s fad for atomic monsters, featuring an archetypal story about a dinosaur brought back to life by atomic tests. It also featured among the very first screen credits for both Ray Bradbury and stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen

Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)

Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Magical Realism

Extraordinary Sundance breakout hit that sits between a portrayal of a unique backwoods culture and a Magical Realist child’s eye viewpoint. A quite amazing film that announces one of the freshest directorial voices to emerge in ages

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015)

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Dinosaurs Revived in the Present Day

Despite the disappointment that it is not a Western but set modern-day. This enlivens a formula plot quite well and provides dinosaur effects that range between the surprisingly good and the occasionally ropy

The Crater Lake Monster (1977)

The Crater Lake Monster (1977) poster
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Monster in the Lake

An attempt to make an American equivalent of a Loch Ness Monster film. This drowns amid a dreary cheapness. The passable stop-motion animation effects have been a frequent source of ridicule

The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Prehistoric Monster

A classic 1950s monster movie where an expedition up the Amazon discovers a Gill Man. Here an average story is propelled into the memorable by Jack Arnold’s moody direction. Two sequels followed.

Dinoshark (2010)

Dinoshark (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Prehistoric Killer Shark

One of the earliest entries in the gonzo killer shark fad, predating Sharknado even. This comes produced by Roger Corman and concerns a prehistoric shark that is revived

Eegah (1962)

Eegah (1962) poster
Rating: ½
Classic Bad Movie/Caveman Amok

Z movie classic with Richard Kiel as a revived caveman facing hot rodding teenagers. Much bad movie hilarity and hilarious dialogue ensues, plus a rock’n’roll soundtrack

Encino Man (1992)

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Revived Caveman/Teen Comedy

An excruciatingly unfunny teen comedy with Brendan Fraser as a caveman who is unfrozen in the present-day. The film served to introduce Pauly Shore, one of the most annoying figures to ever appear on screen

Godzilla (1954)

Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1954) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Giant Atomic Monster

The very first Godzilla film. Essentially a copy of The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, it has incredibly stark effect despite the primitiveness of the effects. In it you can see Japanese nation struggling to expiate the pain of the Atomic Bomb.

Gorath (1962)

Gorath (1962) poster
Rating: ★★½
Rogue Planet on a Collision Course with Earth

One of the other films from Godzilla creator Ishiro Honda. This has been incorrectly identified as a Japanese giant monster film but is mostly a colourful space opera about a rogue planet

Ice Sharks (2016)

Ice Sharks (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Killer Sharks Attack Polar Base

Another killer shark film from The Asylum, the people behind the Sharknado films. This plays itself seriously and turns out a reasonable story about the crew of a polar base under attacks by prehistoric sharks

Malibu Shark Attack (2009)

Malibu Shark Attack (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Killer Shark Film

Every B killer shark movie of recent years has tried to become as absurd as possible in (a la Sharknado), but this is one that plays itself seriously and generates okay tension in places

The Meg (2018)

The Meg (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Prehistoric Killer Shark

Big budget about a giant prehistoric killer shark film. This is like a Sharknado film with its sense of its own risibility perfectly under cap, played seriously and mounted as a series of spectacular shark attack sequences

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010) poster
Rating: ★½
Giant Monsters

The first sequel to The Asylum’s Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and marginally a better film. This is less sparing with the cheap effects, while in every other regard it plants tongue-in-cheek and tries to make a virtue out of the sheer ridiculousness of the action

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009) poster
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Giant Monsters

The Asylum’s first venture into the gonzo shark movie that would spin off a series of sequels and culminate in the Sharknado phenomenon. Despite one of the great attention grabbing titles of all time, this is an unmemorable affair

The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959)

The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Prehistoric Monster

Minor and largely undistinguished 1950s monster movie. The monster is a blatant copy of The Creature of the Black Lagoon and similarly has biologically improbable designs on the heroine. Routine on all accounts

Night at the Museum 2 (2009)

Night at the Museum 2 (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Museum Exhibits Come to Life

Sequel to the Ben Stiller hit offers more of the same with a bigger museum and more exhibits come to life but little else

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) poster
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Museum Exhibits Come to Life

The third entry in a franchise that seems to be stretching to find anything to do with its premise beyond the first film. Everyone involved seems to have only turned up to collect a paycheque and be going through the motions in a show that entirely coasts by solely on your familiarity with the characters

Night at the Museum (2006)

Night at the Museum (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Museum Exhibits Come to Life

Popular family hit with Ben Stiller as a night watchman at New York’s Museum of Natural History who discovers that the exhibits come to life at night. More a cute idea than a full film, there is some fun to the characters and effects

100 Million BC (2008)

100 Million BC (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Portal to Prehistory/The Asylum Mockbuster

An Asylum mockbuster released at the same time as Roland Emmerich’s 10,000 B.C., this involves time travel mission into the prehistoric past that accidentally brings a dinosaur back to the present

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015) poster
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Flying Killer Shark

This is the one of worst films to come out in the gonzo killer shark fad – it is surely the killer shark genre’s equivalent of The Room. The effects hit a level of terribleness not seen since Birdemic, the rest is full of ridiculous continuity gaffes, bad acting and bad dialogue

Rawhead Rex (1986)

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Clive Barker Adaptation/Prehistoric Monster Revived

Early Clive Barker adaptation made just prior to his gaining fame with Hellraiser about a the revival of a monstrous pagan pagan that suffers from shabby treatment and a rubbery monster

Schlock (1973)

Schlock (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Missing Link Comedy/Genre Parody

The very first film from John Landis, a rather amusing spoof of revived caveman films, As with many of Landis’s films, has a substantial level of playful in-joking and genre in-referencing. Mostly, it plays out with an appealingly nonsensical absurdity

Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (2016)

Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Killer Shark Film

Another entrant in the fad for gonzo killer shark film. This gets some award for combining the killer shark film, the women’s prison film and the cabin in the woods horror standard

Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011)

Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast (2011) poster
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Snowbound Killer Sharks

Amidst the spate of modern gonzo killer shark films, this is one of the worst – terrible acting, pitiful effects – but the saddest thing is that it isn’t there are worse entries than this

Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018)

Tremors: A Cold in Hell (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Monster Movie

For an original that was only a modest box-office hit, it is surprising how long the Tremors series has kept going – five sequels, plus a tv series. This is the sixth film in the series and despite a limited and repetitive premise, characters running about hunting underground-burrowing monsters, it pulls off another enjoyable entry and fails to set a foot wrong

The X Files (1998)

The X Files (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
The X Files Film Spinoff/Alien Invasion Conspiracy

Film spinoff from tv’s hit ultra-paranoid alien conspiracy drama. The film is caught in the unenviable position of trying to give fans what they want and reiterate the basics of the series for new audiences, while giving away no plot details in advance, and as a result ended up pleasing nobody