The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986)

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Interstellar Women in Prison Film

B-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a Women in Prison film set in space. Known under several different names, this is another of Olen Ray’s bimbo pictures where he plants tongue well in cheek

Alienoid (2022)

Alienoid (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Time-Hopping SF Action

A South Korean SF film that comes with a wide canvas involving alien invasion, time hopping between two eras and some epic action in possibly one of the most head-scratching plots seen in some time

Artemis Fowl (2020)

Artemis Fowl (2020) poster
Rating: ★★½
Young Adult/Child Genius vs the Magical Underworld

Adaptation of the popular Young Adult series about a twelve-year-old super-villain and his adventures with assorted magical creatures. Audiences hated this but I though it overspilled with a madcap creativity

The Bad Batch (2016)

The Bad Batch (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Desert Wasteland of Crazies

Ana Lily Amirpour caught attention with A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night. She makes her second film here, set in a desert prison of cannibals and scavengers, sort of Escape from New York by way of The Burning Man Festival

Banlieue 13 (2004)

Banlieue 13 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Luc Besson written/produced film that is a French rehash of Escape from New York but director Pierre Morel gives it a series of exhilarating action and parkour sequences

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009)

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Sequel to the French action hit. The plot shuffles the same basic elements around but it is the action we have come for, which is slow to start but soon kicks into exhilarating high gear

Big Bang Love, Juvenile A (2006)

Big Bang Love, Juvenile A (2006) poster
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Prison Murder Mystery with Surreal SF Elements

This is one of Takashi Miike’s most incomprehensible films – what appears to be a murder mystery and gay love story set in a prison, along with random SF elements

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014)

Bill the Galactic Hero (2014) poster
Rating:
Space War Parody

Harry Harrison’s Bill the Galactic Hero is hands down the funniest science-fiction book of all time; it is painful watching it rendered in the hands of Alex Cox who has only the budget and resources of an amateur film

Bleed (2016)

Bleed (2016) poster
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Haunted Prison/Backwoods Occult

This feels like mostly a series of horror tropes – ghost hunters with cameras in an abandoned building, backwoods occultists wanting the heroine’s baby – shuffled without originality

The Caller (1987)

The Caller (1987) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Strange Psychological Games/Reality Bender

Unexpectedly good film with Madolyn Smith as a woman living alone in a cabin in the woods and Malcolm McDowell as a caller where the two engage in a series of cat and mouse games where nothing is what it seems

Corrective Measures (2022)

Corrective Measures (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Prison for Super-Villains/Comic-Book Adaptation

Another of the last films made by Bruce Willis before his retirement. This one has a watchable central idea and is set around the idea of a prison for super-villains even if Bruce is not up to much

Dead Ball (2011)

Dead Ball (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Combat Baseball

The Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film is a genre filled with gore, madcap combat moves, bizarre bio-mechanoid transformations. This concerns itself with a game of baseball that has become a blood-drenched combat sport

Dead-End Drive-In (1986)

Dead-End Drive-In (1986) poster
Rating: ★★★
Drive-In Theatre as a Future Prison/Satire

A remarkable little film from Australian director Brian Trenchard-Smith set in a satiric future where teens find they are trapped in a drive-theatre used as a prison for troubled youth

Death House (2017)

Death House (2017) poster
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Asylum of Insane Killers Unleashed

This comes with the winning idea of being conceived as a horror version of The Expendables bringing back an amazing line-up of horror actors from principally the 80s. Alas, the film itself as an incoherent mess

Death Race 2 (2010)

Death Race 2 (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

The first of three sequels (actually a prequel) to Paul W.S. Anderson’s Death Race, this gives the origins of Frankenstein and the Death Race. This rehashes much of the first film as generic direct-to-dvd fodder

Death Race 3: Inferno (2012)

Death Race 3: Inferno (2012) poster
Rating: ★½
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

By tthis third film, the Death Race series is straining trying to find something original to do with a ry limited premise. The Death Race now takes place in the South African desert but the action scenes prove monotonous

Death Race (2008)

Death Race (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

Paul W.S. Anderson’s remake of Death Race 2000 strips the satire from the original and turns it into a modern action movie – a to-the-death car chase film set in a near-future prison

Death Race: Beyond Anarchy (2018)

Rating: ★★
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

The third sequel to Death Race and the most interesting of the series. This sets up an Escape from New York scenario and has fun with bad-ass posturing in depicting the interior of the prison as a open air biker bar

Death Warrant (1990)

Death Warrant (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★
Prison Action/Organ Harvesting/Serial Killer

A Jean-Claude Van Damme action vehicle set in a prison that becomes an interestingly stylised realm in a wild plot featuring serial killers and organ harvesting schemes

Descendants (2015)

Descendants (2015) poster
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The Children of Disney Villains

This has an appealing premise – the children of all the Disney villains have grown up and go to school together. This is promptly killed by the awfulness of the film itself, which is essentially High School Musical set in the Disney universe

Escape from L.A. (1996)

Escape from L.A. (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★
Action/Los Angeles as a Future Prison

John Carpenter’s sequel to Escape from New York falls too much in the shadow of its predecessor, nevertheless has some effective moments of its own, with Carpenter in particular creating a satiric fundamentalist future

Escape from New York (1981)

Escape from New York (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Action/New York as a Future Prison

One of the key films from John Carpenter with Kurt Russell giving his best ever performance, a slick exciting action film that imagines a future Manhattan Island having been transformed into a lawless prison

The Escapist (2008)

The Escapist (2008) poster
Rating: ★★½
Prison Escape Drama/Fantastic Twist

This is principally a prison escape drama, at which it works well with a strong ensemble cast. It also has a left field ending that reveals it is a fantasy film, which remains its least satisfying aspect

The Expert (1995)

The Expert (1995) poster
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Courtoom Serial Killer/Prison Break-In

Rather ridiculous action film where Jeff Speakman breaks into a prison to take revenge against a serial killer because he received too liberal a treatment from the justice system

Extracted (2012)

Extracted (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Trapped in Someone Else’s Memories

An undeniably imaginative SF film in which scientist Sasha Roiz to invent a device to view memory only for things to go wrong and become trapped in someone else’s memories

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022)

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Harry Potter Spinoff

Third of the Fantastic Beasts films, this comes as a mix of ennui with the franchise and promise. It feels like about right now would be a good time to retire the series

Female Convict Scorpion: Jailhouse 41 (1972)

Female Convict Scorpion: Jailhouse 41 (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Women's Prison Breakout/Revenge

A cultish Japanese Women in Prison film made with a wild ferocity as a female prisoner makes an escape and leads a team of women as they take revenge against men who seeks to abuse them

The Flood (2023)

The Flood (2023) poster
Rating: ★★½
Alligators Invade a Flooded Jail

This is essentially Assault on Precinct 13, which had police and criminals at siege inside a jail, but where the attacking street gangs are replaced by alligators. Far better than the B movie you assume

Ghosts … of the Civil Dead (1988)

Ghosts ... of the Civil Dead (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Brutally Tough Future Prison

The first film from Australian director John Hillcoat, a brutally tough depiction of a maximum security prison set in the future. Singer Nick Cave gives an extremely disturbing performance as an inmate

The Green Mile (1999)

The Green Mile (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Miracle-Healing Death Row Inmate/Stephen King Addaptation

Frank Darabont had a hit with the Stephen King adaptation The Shawshank Redemption. Here he makes another King adaptation about a Death Row inmate with healing powers

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Marvel Comics Adaptation/Space Opera

A triumphal Marvel Comics adaptations that manages to mainline the spirit of the original Star Wars, while in in its wryly, self-deflating culture savvy suggesting a Star Wars rewritten by a 14 year-old Quentin Tarantino

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

The third Harry Potter film where it seems all that it took for the series to become quite good was the exit of the perpetually banal Chris Columbus and the entry of a new director in Alfonso Cuaron

House of Whipcord (1974)

House of Whipcord (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Imprisonment and Torture

The best film from UK director Pete Walker. All of Walker’s film have a horror of ingrained institutionalism. This, concerning a private prison where morally lax women are abducted and tortured, is depicted with an extraordinary cruelty

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015)

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015) poster
Rating:
Prison Warden Surgically Connects Prisoners' Bodies

The first two Human Centipede films are masterpieces of twisted extremes. The third entry goes astray in giving the show over to Dieter Laser in one of the most over-the-top performances ever unleashed

In Your Hands (2004)

In Your Hands (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Miracle-Healing Prison Inmate

Dogme 95 film about a woman convicted to prison who has miraculous healing abilities. There are undeniable similarities to The Green Mile but this uses them to delve into issues of faith

Justice League vs the Fatal Five (2019)

Justice League vs the Fatal Five (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Superheroes

A DC Universe Original Animated Movie that introduces the Legion of Superheroes, their nemeses The Fatal Five and an assortment of new Justice League members to widen diversity

Lockout (2012)

Lockout (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Orbiting Prison/Action

Luc Besson written action-prison film that blatantly borrows from Escape From New York. An entertaining comic-book of a movie, even if its depth exists no further than Guy Pearce tossing off flip one-liners

OtherLife (2017)

OtherLife (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Programmed Artificial Memories

Australian SF film about the development of a set of eyedrops that allow the recipient to experience a set of preprogrammed virtual memories. The film does nothing with the idea beyond rehashing Total Recall-like reality games

The Platform (2019)

The Platform (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Allegorical Prison of Multiple Levels

A stunningly allegorical film that falls somewhere between Cube and High-Rise where people are trapped in a prison and forced to fight over food as a banquet table passes down the levels each day, resulting in a society where those at the top claim superiority over those below.

Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child (2016)

Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Planetary Adventure

A film naming itself after an entire genre either has massive ambition or huge pretensions. Beyond the grandiose title, this is not much more than a better budgeted version of an 80s planetary adventure

Six: The Mark Unleashed (2004)

Six: The Mark Unleashed (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Biblical End Times/Antichrist Dystopia

Christian work about the Biblical End Times set in a dystopia where everyone is forced to accept the Mark of the Beast. Starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan, no less!

Spacerage: Breakout on Prison Planet (1985)

Spacerage: Breakout on Prison Planet (1985) poster
Rating: ½
Interstellar Prison Escape

SF action with Michael Paré convicted to a prison planet from which he attempts to organise the prisoners to make an escape. This is essentially a Western that takes place in SF terms

Spiderhead (2022)

Spiderhead (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Illicit Behaviour Modifying Pharmaceutical Experiments

From Joseph Kosinski, then riding high as the director of Top Gun: Maverick, Chris Hemsworth is cast in an interestingly ambiguous role as a scientist conducting illicit experiments with behaviour altering drugs

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★
Intergalactic Adventures

The last of the classic Star Trek films. Nicholas Meyer, who made the last good Trek film The Wrath of Khan, returns to give the characters a moving send off, while the plot that reenacts the fall of the Berlin Wall with the Klingons gives the films a political immediacy that was missing since the tv series

Story of Ricky (1991)

Story of Ricky (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gonzo Splatter/Ultra-Tough Future Prison

An outrageous Hong Kong prison film that comes filled with mind-bogglingly over-the-top splatter effects

Strange Cargo (1940)

Strange Cargo (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jesus Christ Aids Devil's Island Escapees

One of the strangest films of the 1940s, featuring Clark Gable, Joan Crawford and others as a group of Devil’s Island escapees who realise during the course of their journey that one of the company is Jesus Christ

Superman (1978)

Superman (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Comic-Book Superhero

This is where the modern comic-book superhero began on screen. A film that is almost completely successful in banishing campy silliness and taking itself seriously, allowing Superman to fly with magnificent effects. Christopher Reeve shines as the ultimate boy scout

Tales from the Hood (1995)

Rating: ★★★
African-American Horror Anthology

Horror anthology with a specific focus around African-American issues. This conducts a fine revival of the anthology genre and delivers a series of episodes that are all solid and well above-average horror tales