Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012)

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012) poster
Rating:
Secret History

Seth Grahame-Smith’s original book was a witty historical joke that retold the events of Lincoln’s life as a secret history involving vampires. The film somehow misses the joke and turns everything into a ridiculously over-the-top action film

Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012)

Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Secret History/The Asylum Mockbuster

A halfway decent Asylum film that emerges better than the film it is ripping off, the overblown Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. The film does the historical crossover aspect with some ingenuity

The All New Adventures of Laurel & Hardy in “For Love or Mummy” (1999)

The All New Adventures of Laurel Hardy in For Love or Mummy (1999) poster
Rating:
Two Idiots vs a Mummy

Bizarre effort in which actors play Laurel and Hardy who are engaged in a comedic caper against a mummy. The film is all excruciating knockabout slapstick

All That Money Can Buy (1941)

All That Money Can Buy (1941) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Pact with The Devil

Classic film about a lawyer arguing in court to save a man who has sold his soul to The Devil. On screen, this is turned into a highly entertaining sentimentalised Frank Capra-type film about American greatness

An American Carol (2008)

An American Carol (2008) poster
Rating:
American Conservative Version of A Christmas Carol

A ridiculous American conservative satire that turns Dickens’ A Christmas Carol into a heavy-handed farce where a Michael Moore lookalike is made to see the error of his liberal ways

Anaconda (2025)

Anaconda (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Comedy Remake of Anaconda

Anaconda was a CGI monster movie that has subsequently gained a bad movie reputation. The idea of a comedy remake about conducting a remake of the film just seems a little too cutely meta

Anastasia (1997)

Anastasia (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Amnesiac Russian Royal

Considerable return to form for animator Don Bluth even if the story of the Russian Royals he is telling is based on a hoax and manages to entirely excise any mention of the Communist Revolution

Angels in America (2003)

Angels in America (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Surreal AIDS Drama/Angelic Visitations

Stunning tv mini-series adaptation of Tony Kushner’s award-winning play about the impact of the AIDS crisis on gay culture in the 1980s, which becomes a surreal fantasy filled with appearances of angels and ghosts

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Animation

Film spinoff of the cult animated tv show. This feels like a film overtaken by the effort of trying to be surrealistic, wacky, scatological etc more than it is ever a film that creates gag that are funny

Army of Frankensteins (2014)

Army of Frankensteins (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Monster Time Travels Back to the Civil War

This comes with an insane mash-ups of ideas – modern day Frankenstein monster is thrown back in time to the Civil War (in a process that also creates multiple copies) and ends up fighting on the Northern side

Around the World in 80 Days (2004)

Around the World in 80 Days (2004) poster
Rating:
Jules Verne Comedy Adaptation

Jules Verne’s classic adventure novel is turned into a comedy vehicle for Jackie Chan. One of Chan’s biggest flops, an overblown turkey packed with celebrity cameos and replacing Verne’s adventure with incredibly unfunny slapstick

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010)

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010) poster
Rating:
Miniature Magical World

Luc Besson has made some phenomenal action films but I just can’t seem to get into his trilogy of children’s films. This was the third. A silly effort written down to a very juvenile level and padded with inane humour

Assassin’s Creed (2016)

Assassin's Creed (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Quest Through Past Lives

Adaptation of the popular videogame that is lumbered with the game’s inherently uncinematic premise where people only sit around and watch what has already happened in the past

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012)

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

Fourth of the live-action films adapted from the Asterix comic-books with Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This replicates the absurdist historical wit of the originals while poking fun at the foibles of the British

Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (2002)

Asterix and Cleopatra Mission Cleopatra (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The second of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu, this is a visual delight that gets the comic-book’s nonsensical visuals down perfectly

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008)

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The third of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This faithfully replicates the look and visuals of the original comic-books as the two head off to the Olympics

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014)

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Character

The best among the films made from the Asterix comics. This delivers the characters and the visual humour the way they should be, plus leaves the sly satiric wit of the originals intact with side-splitting results

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018)

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

A CGI animated film based on the popular comic-book character Asterix. After numerous other adaptations, this was the first of the Asterix films to be written directly for the screen

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025)

Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires (2025) poster
Rating: ★★½
Aztec Version of Batman

A real oddity among the Batman animated films – one where the basics of the Batman mythos are translated into Aztec culture at the time of the arrival of the Conquistadors

Barbie (2023)

Barbie (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Doll Enters the Real World

Less a film than a phenomenon, there is something ironic about a doll that is accused of promoting negative body standards ending up leading a women’s movement. Moria has just one or two issues with this.

Baron Munchausen (1962)

Baron Munchausen (1962) poster
Rating: ★★★★
World's Greatest Liar's Adventures

A version of the Baron’s tall tales from the great, underrated Karel Zeman. Zeman’s dizzying blend of live-action, animation and cutouts and deadpan absurdism is perfect, resulting in the best Baron Munchausen film to date

Barton Fink (1991)

Barton Fink (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Writer's Block/Paranoia Black Comedy

Hollywood noir from the Coen Brothers, this takes us inside the crumbling mental state of a screenwriter in the 1930s. Like a David Lynch remake of Day of the Locust, this comes rich in the Coens’ black uncomfortable humour

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Being John Malkovich (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Portal Into Actor's Head/Absurdism

Hilariously eccentric Spike Jonze-Charlie Kaufman collaboration in which John Cusack finds an office building that has a portal that takes someone through into actor John Malkovich’s head. The wacky spins that the script places on the idea are ingenious

The BFG (1989)

The BFG (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Roald Dahl Adaptation/Friendly Giant

Animated version of the Roald Dahl tale about the friendship between a young girl and a Big Griendly Giant, this is simply made but has an appealing mix of eccentricity and sweet charms

The BFG (2016)

The BFG (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Roald Dahl Adaptation/Friendly Giant

Steven Spielberg adapts the Roald Dahl story. Despite the film bombing at the box-office, it is one of considerable charms. Spielberg doesn’t produce another E.T. but then he hasn’t delivered another Hook either

Bigfoot vs The Illuminati (2020)

Bigfoot vs the Illuminati (2020) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Animation/Bigfoot Resurrected in Space

From the director of Trump vs the Illuminati, gonzo animation where Bigfoot and several resurrected historical figures fight off invading aliens that include Stalin, Aleister Crowley and Anubis

Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

Bill and Ted Face the Music (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Time-Travelling Slackers Reach Middle-Age

The two time-travelling slackers are back after nearly thirty years and the film amusingly sees them having reached uneasy middle-age. But was the wait worth it?

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Time-Travelling Slackers

A quirky hit that jumped aboard the 1980s popularity of time travel themes and laid into them with an appealingly offbeat eccentricity. The film that propelled Keanu Reeves onto become a star

The Black Dahlia Haunting (2012)

The Black Dahlia Haunting (2012) poster
Rating: ½
Ghost of Famous Unsolved Murder Victim

For the stew of elements this throws together – a famous unsolved murder case, ghosts, a blind psychic killer, possession, a sinister psychiatrist – it is surprising how dull the film that emerges is

Blood on Melies’ Moon (2016)

Blood on Melies' Moon (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Cosmic Journey Through Film History

Luigi Cozzi’s return to screens after 26 years, a head-scratchingly bizarre effort overloaded with ideas about parallel worlds, cosmic journeys and homage to the early cinema of Georges Melies and others

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007)

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire Western

The second in Uwe Boll’s trilogy adapted from the videogame, this plays out as a mix of Western and vampire hunter film and is marginally better than Boll’s usual standards

Blubberella (2011)

Blubberella (2011) poster
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Plus-Size Vampire Heroine vs Nazis/Gonzo Bad Taste

Uwe Boll sets out to offend everybody in a film founded on making constant insults about its’ plus-size heroine’s weight and bad jokes about the Holocaust, including the Boll playing a comic Hitler

Bonnie & Clyde Vs. Dracula (2008)

Bonnie and Clyde Vs. Dracula (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Famous Outlaws Encounter Dracula

This comes with the interestingly original idea of having the real-life outlaws Bonnie and Clyde come up against Count Dracula. The main thing against the film is a low budget

The Boys From Brazil (1978)

The Boys from Brazil (1978) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Cloning Experiments

Big-budget thrillers with Nazi villains were popular in the 70s. This pits acting legends Laurence Olivier and Gregory Peck on opposite sides in a conceptually ingenious plot about the attempts to clone Hitler

The Brothers Grimm (2005)

The Brothers Grimm (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairy-Tale Authors' Adventures

Probably the least satisfying of Terry Gilliam’s films that turns the real-life fairytale authors into scam ghost hunters in an adventure. Purportedly the subject of behind the scenes troubles, the film never quite comes to life on screen

Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Elvis vs the Mummy in a Retirement Home

This sounds more like a tabloid headline “Elvis and JFK vs a mummy in a retirement home” than it does a film. It is however a work of considerable ingenuity from Phantasm series director Don Coscarelli

Bunker of the Dead (2015)

Bunker of the Dead (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Zombie First Person Shooter Found Footage Film

A revival of the Nazi zombie fad, which essentially becomes a First Person Shooter film as someone wearing a GoPro camera runs through a bunker dispatching zombies

Burke & Hare (2010)

Burke & Hare (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
19th Century Grave Robbers/Comedy

Lavishly produced, reasonably historically authentic retelling of the story of the grave robbers from John Landis, which also becomes a wasted opportunity that turns the story into a comedy where the title characters are just two likeable schmucks

Castle of Blood (1964)

Castle of Blood (1964) poster
Rating: ★★★
Italian Gothic/Haunted Castle

Classic work of 1960s Italian Gothic cinema. Director Antonio Margheriti rises above himself to create a vividly spooky atmosphere, while at the centre of the show is the haunted otherworldly looks of Barbara Steele

Chemical Wedding (2008)

Chemical Wedding (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Reincarnation of Aleister Crowley

Ostensibly about occultist Aleister Crowley reincarnating in the present, this overflows with mad ideas involving quantum physics, VR, alternate worlds and a heap of classic references – and moreover, is written by the lead singer of Iron Maiden

Chillerama (2011)

Chillerama (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Parody Anthology/Drive-In Homage

In the same vein as Grindhouse, four filmmakers have come together to make an anthology of spoof horror films that homage the drive-in tradition. Good taste is left well behind and the results are both outrageous and funny

Cinderella’s Revenge (2024)

Cinderella's Revenge (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Version of Cinderella

A horror version of Cinderella where she gets to stab people with the glass slipper. This also features several modernisms where instead of a pumpkin coach, the fairy godmother conjures up Elon Musk to drive Cinderella to the ball in a Tesla

The Congress (2013)

The Congress (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Virtual Actress/Future Shared Drug Hallucination

Waltz With Bashir director Ari Folman adapts a work by Stanislaw Lem into a conceptually challenging part-animated film concerning a virtual actress and a future where the populace lives inside a drug-induced mass hallucination

Conquest of the Earth (1981)

Conquest of the Earth (1981) poster
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Battlestar Galactica Movie

The third of the theatrically released films spun off from the original Battlestar Galactica. This is compiled from episodes of the dire follow-up series Galactica 1980 where the show relocates to contemporary Earth

Contact (1997)

Contact (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Communications from Space

Carl Sagan’s novel about SETI is inflated into a big budget film determined to impress even though the story did not need it. Sagan’s interesting debate about religion and science is emasculated so as not to offend any religious groups

Countess Dracula (1971)

Countess Dracula (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Countess Bathory Story/Hammer Film

Not another of Hammer’s Dracula films despite the title. This still builds on the brand name but is instead their loose adaptation of the story of the infamous blood-bathing Elizabeth Bathory.

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (2006)

The Curse of King Tut's Tomb (2006) poster
Rating:
Egyptian Archaeology Adventure

TV mini-series that turns the discovery of Tutankamun’s tomb into an Indiana Jones adventure. But everything is played with a constant barrage of one-liners and action sequences so silly you can’t take any of the show seriously

The Da Vinci Code (2006)

The Da Vinci Code (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Secret History of Christianity/Historical Conspiracy

Ron Howard directed film version of Dan Brown’s best-selling book. This is historical nonsense woven into a fancifully absurd conspiracy theory where Howard does no more than offer an illustrated version of the book

Dahmer vs Gacy (2011)

Dahmer vs Gacy (2011) poster
Rating:
Cloned Serial Killers Showdown/Gonzo Horror

This gets full marks for an attention grabbing title – outside of that it has the cheap shabbiness of a Troma film, substituting a gonzo sarcasm and plentiful bad taste and gore for many of the filmmaking basics

Daughters of Darkness (1971)

Daughters of Darkness (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Lesbian Vampires

One of several Elizabeth Bathory films that came out at the same time, this has gained a cult reputation. Delphine Seyrig gives a marvellously arch performance, while director Harry Kumel films with a gorgeous and dreamy colour palette

Death Becomes Her (1992)

Death Becomes Her (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Youth Serum Black Comedy

Robert Zemeckis film about an immortality treatment that digs a knife into Hollywood beauty treatments with a blackly funny knife. Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn have huge fun playing to the gallery and upstaging one another

Death of a President (2006)

Death of a President (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★★
The Assassination of George W. Bush Mockumentary

Mockumentary that caused outrage at the time in depicting the assassination of then-sitting US President George W. Bush. This does not hold back in some damning political punches

The Demons (1972)

The Demons (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Witch Persecutions/Witch's Retribution

Jess Franco rips off Ken Russell’s The Devils, although surely only Franco could take a story about nuns being tortured and witches burned at the stake and turn it into a work of softcore erotica

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame (2010)

Detective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Flame (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Historical Detective/Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

Tsui Hark returns to form in this lush Chinese-backed historical drama where his wildly fantastical martial arts combine with the story of the true-life detective De Renjie/Detective Dee

Detective Dee: The Four Heavenly Kings (2018)

Detective Dee: The Four Heavenly Kings (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Historical Detective/Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

The third of Tsui Hark’s films based on the historical figure of De Renjie/Detective Dee. While the other films were rooted in a relative realism, Tsui lets all restraints loose here and goes way over the top

Digging Up the Marrow (2014)

Digging Up the Marrow (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/In Search of a Secret World of Monsters

Adam Green, director of the Hatchet films, makes a Found Footage film about the search for an underground world of monsters. The monsters, when seen, are quite imaginative

Dilili in Paris (2018)

Dilili in Paris (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Journey Through Belle Epoque Paris

Michel Ocelot is one of the great underrated animators of the world. Here he makes an exquisite tribute to the Belle Epoque featuring appearances from names of the era and decked out in Steampunk inventions

Director’s Cut (2016)

Director's Cut (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Meta-Fiction/Film Gets Invaded by a Psycho Fan

A mind-bogglingly meta film that starts out as a regular crime thriller before it gets invaded and taken over by psycho fan Penn Jillette who abducts the star and is determined to write himself in as the hero

Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde (1971)

Dr Jekyll and Sister Hyde (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Dr Jekyll Becomes a Woman/Hammer Film

Rather enjoyable latter day Hammer Film, which plays its title pun surprisingly seriously. Ralph Bates and Martine Beswick are perfectly matched as the gender-changing Dr Jekyll

Dolittle (2020)

Dolittle (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals

This revival of the classic children’s character who can speak to animals took a critical battering but I kind of liked it. It has a completely madcap slapstick tone and more crucially returns to the stories and banishes any bad memory of Eddie Murphy

Dracula Untold (2014)

Dracula Untold (2014) poster
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Dracula Origin Story

Dracula gets an origin story for Universal’s Famous Monsters shared universe. Vlad the Impaler, one of the great tyrants of history, gets rewritten as an honourable warrior and decent family man

Dreamchild (1985)

Dreamchild (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Real-Life Alice in Wonderland Reminisces

Dennis Potter scripted film with the great Coral Browne as the aging Alice Liddell, who inspired the fictional Alice in Wonderland, who imagines the creatures come to life to show her the hidden message in the book

Dreams (1990)

Dreams (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Japanese Ghost Story Anthology

It is some surprise that Akira Kurosawa’s only full venture into fantastic cinema was with his penultimate film here. A beautifully filmed anthology of eight tales, including several ghost stories and two anti-nuclear parables

11.22.63 (2016)

11.22.63 (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Traveller Tries to Prevent the Assassination of JFK/Stephen King Adaptation

Stephen King adapted mini-series in which James Franco finds a mysterious door that leads back to 1960 and sets out to prevent the assassination of President Kennedy

Eternal (2004)

Eternal (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Elizabeth Bathory in the Present-Day/Erotic Horror

A film about Elizabeth Bathory living in the present day, this comes with the suggestion of erotic allure but disappointingly proves to be a pose without much substance

Fanboys (2008)

Fanboys (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Lives of Star Wars Fans

Affectionately made road trip film about four Star Wars fans on a journey to break into Skywalker Ranch. Packed with lots of witty fannish in-jokes and cameos, this comes out as enjoyable if broad at times

Field of Dreams (1989)

Field of Dreams (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Mystical Baseball Field with Ghost Players

Beautiful fantasy where Kevin Costner hears a voice that directs him to build a baseball diamond in his cornfield where dead players to return to life. A genteel fantasy filled with nostalgia for lost Americana and the 1960s

Flesh Feast (1970)

Flesh Feast (1970) poster
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Nazi Mad Scientist

It’s anybody’s guess what possessed Veronica Lake, a great screen beauty of the 1940s, to return to screens playing a Nazi mad scientist having created flesh-eating maggots. A true Z film if there ever was

Frankenstein Unbound (1990)

Frankenstein Unbound (1990) poster
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Time-Traveller Meets Frankenstein and Mary Shelley

Roger Corman disappointed with his return to the director’s chair after twenty years. He adapts a Brian Aldiss novel about a time-traveller meeting both Mary Shelley and Dr Frankenstein

Free Enterprise (1998)

Free Enterprise (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★★
The Lives of SF Fans

Two SF fans encounter real-life idol William Shatner. A film that writes about fandom knowingly and comes with an hilarious series of in-jokes and asides. Not to mention features Shatner parodying his own image

Fright Night 2 (2013)

Fright Night 2 (2013) poster
Rating: ½
Vampire Film

Supposedly a sequel to the 2011 Fright Night remake but more a loose reworking of the original. This conducts some novel variations such as making Jerry Dandridge into a woman, but is also one of the worst directed horror films in some time

From the Earth to the Moon (1958)

From the Earth to the Moon (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Victorian Moon Expedition/Jules Verne Adaptation

One of a series of Jules Verne adaptations that were popular in the 1950s about a Victorian-era Lunar rocket launch, this starts with great promise but loses impetus once it gets into orbit

Gas; or It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It (1970)

Gas; or It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hippie Post-Holocaust/Gonzo Satire

Satiric Roger Corman film in which a gas kills everyone in the world over the age of 25. Corman indulges his droll and surreal sense of humour in what amounts to a parody of his own films

Ghostland (2018)

Ghostland (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Home Invasion/Reality Bender

Pascal Laugier emerged as a most promising director with Martyrs. All of his films hang on improbably contrived twists. This starts out as a home invasion film not unakin to The Strangers but nothing is as it seems

Ghosts Can’t Do It (1989)

Ghosts Can't Do It (1989) poster
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Widow Guided on an Erotic Journey by Her Late Husband’s Ghost

An erotic film starring Donald Trump – I kid you not! A legendarily awful Bo Derek film where she is a widow who searches the world for the perfect body for her late husband’s ghost to reincarnate in

Ghostwatch (1992)

Ghostwatch (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Live Broadcast Investigation Into a Haunted House

Classic BBC live broadcast tv special where a camera crew investigate a haunted house. Cited as one of the first Found Footage films, this does some ingenious things blending fact and fiction and messing with its audience

Goosebumps (2015)

Goosebumps (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Writer's Creations Unleashed

A film based on the hugely popular children’s horror series. The film creates a story where the creatures from all the books are unleashed. This is fun to watch, yet what we ultimately have is easy, undemanding horror for family audiences

Goosebumps 2 (2018)

Goosebumps 2 (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Evil Ventriloquist's Dummy Amok

The second film spun off from R.L. Stine’s popular horror stories promotes the wonderfully evil ventriloquist’s dummy Slappy to principal nemesis. The rest of the film is predictable but Slappy deserves his own series