Seed of Chucky (2004)

Seed of Chucky (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Child's Play Sequel

The fifth and most enjoyable of the Chucky films, this amplifies the black humour to an outrageously funny level, while conducting an hilarious meta-fiction with Jennifer Tilly playing herself

Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

Shadow of the Vampire (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Making Nosferatu with a Real Vampire

This comes with the clever and uniquely original premise that asks what would happen if during the making of the 1922 Nosferatu actor Max Schreck turned out to be a real vampire

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017)

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Storms of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

By this point, the Sharknado series has gone from an amusingly tongue-in-cheek original to a series that is widely signalling that it is not taking anything that happens remotely seriously

The Singularity is Near: A True Story About the Future (2010)

The Singularity is Near: A True Story About the Future (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Documentary/SF Story About Future Machine Evolution

Based on Ray Kurzweil’s non-fiction book about the coming evolution of machine intelligence, this is an odd mix of documentary and SF, including a storyline to illustrate Kurzweil’s main theses … The vision is an extraordinarily utopian one but one has just a few plausibility problems with it

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★
South Park Film/Absurdist Adult Animation

A theatrical release spun off from tv’s cult absurdist/scatological show. Not as sophisticated as later seasons of the tv series but with a raucously wacky bite that is frequently hilarious

The Spectre of Edgar Allan Poe (1974)

The Spectre of Edgar Allan Poe (1974) poster
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Edgar Allan Poe Investigates a Sinister Asylum

An obscure item among the fad for Edgar Allan Poe films during the 1960s, this threadbare production features Poe himself investigating sinister happenings at an asylum

SS-GB (2017)

SS-GB (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alternate History/England Under Nazi Rule

The alternate history has never fared well on film but this British mini-series is an excellent variant on the Nazis Win World War II scenario. As opposed to the similar but tedious The Man in the High Castle series, this is marvellously understated and written with superb tension

Stay Alive (2006)

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Countess Bathory Inside a Computer Game

This comes with the completely nonsensical premise of Countess Bathory having been reincarnated inside a videogame. Needless to say it is one that the film does nothing to make credible or even indicate it has read anything about the historical Countess Bathory

The Story of My Death (2013)

The Story of My Death (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Casanova Meets Dracula

This film’s pitch line – Casanova meets Dracula – had me in the door in an instant, yet the film is a maddeningly dull one – slow, plotless with talky scenes that drag on for minutes at a time. The film has no interest in depicting Casanova the famous lover, while he and Dracula never even talk together

The Strange Case of Sherlock Holmes and Arthur Conan Doyle (2005)

The Strange Case of Sherlock Holmes and Arthur Conan Doyle (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Arthur Conan Doyle Biopic-Mystery/Meta-Fiction

BBC production that seems to be a straightforward biopic of Sherlock Holmes creator Arthur Conan Doyle only for it to take a very strange dogleg into meta-fiction

Superman: Red Son (2020)

Superman: Red Son (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Alternate History/Animation

A very different take on the Superman story that asks What if Superman had grown up in the Soviet Union rather than in the US and become a paragon of Communist virtue

Team America: World Police (2004)

Team America: World Police (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Political Satire/Adult Puppet Show

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone conduct an hilarious parody of Gerry Anderson via real world politics and a very adult sense of humour

They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1964)

They Saved Hitlers Brain (1964) poster
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Fuhrer's Disembodied Brain/Classic Bad Movie

One of the all-time classic bad movie titles, this is cheap and dreary on almost every level, although does offer mild amusement when it comes to the provision of the title concept near the end

Time After Time (1979)

Time After Time (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Time Travelling H.G. Wells vs Jack the Ripper

A clever and ingenious film from Nicholas Meyer in which H.G. Wells builds his own time machine and pursues Jack the Ripper through time to present-day San Francisco. Lots of witty play around Wells’s cultural bewilderment and some great performances

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Transformer Robots

The third of Michael Bay’s Transformers films. While the human scenes opt for a ghastly miscalculated sense of humour, the effects houses are at the peak of their game, even if Bay allows them to drag the mass destruction out to a numbing excess

The Trial of Tony Blair (2007)

The Trial of Tony Blair (2007) poster
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Political What If Scenario

Political What if scenario that sees British Prime Minister Tony Blair being publicly shamed and then placed on trail for his part in the 2003 invasion of Iraq. The biting points are undone by the film being directed in a tone of strident farce

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020)

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Satire/Trump's Clone Fight The Devil in Space

A clone of Donald Trump battles The Illuminati and the Egyptian god Anubis on Mars before travelling to Hell to sort out The Devil. The sheer dementia of the premise alone has one sitting down to watch

Twixt (2011)

Twixt (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Ghost Story/Vampire Film

Francis Ford Coppola makes what may be a ghost story or a vampire film but things are so confused you are never sure what. Less like the mature work of one of the great American filmmakers than an ingenue effort from director straight out of film school with a head full of muddled pretensions

Vidocq (2001)

Vidocq (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dark Historical Fantasy

A film based on the real-life figure of Francois Vidocq, who became the world’s first detective, which the film uses as the stepping off point to create an exquisite dark fantasy

The War of the Worlds (2019)

The War of the Worlds (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Period Alien Invasion/H.G. Wells Adaptation

BBC mini-series that sets out to restore the H.G. Wells novel to the era it was written. This it does, as well as restores many aspects that other films change. At the same time, it also introduces some radical changes that make it the most variant of the adaptations to date

War of the Worlds: Goliath (2012)

War of the Worlds: Goliath (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
H.G. Wells Sequel/Steampunk Alternate History

Sequel to the H.G. Wells novel that imagines a fascinating alternate history that might have occurred following the Martian invasion. The clear appeal has been creating a series of scenes showing humanity tackling invading tripods in giant Steampunk manned robots

Waxworks (1924)

Waxworks (1924) dvd cover
Rating: ★★★★
Historical Anthology/German Expressionism

A classic of the silent German Expressionist era, telling three tales throughout history – about the Caliph of Baghdad, Ivan the Terrible and Jack the Ripper – all set around the locale of a wax museum

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017)

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017) poster
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Nazi Werewolf Experiments

I was hooked into watching the film from the sensationalism from the title but this is a disappointment due to the attempts to provide World War II setting and werewolf transformation effects on a low budget

Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (1994)

Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Meta-Fictional A Nightmare on Elm Street Sequel

Seventh of the A Nightmare on Elm Street films where Wes Craven returns to direct the most remarkable of all the sequels, an extraordinary meta-fiction that takes place in the real world

Where is Anne Frank (2021)

Where is Anne Frank (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Anne Frank’s Imaginary Companion Comes to Life

Beautifully affecting animated film from Ari Folman in which the imaginary companion in Anne Frank’s diary comes to life in the present day

The White Buffalo (1977)

The White Buffalo (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Western/Hunt for a Mythic Buffalo

Probably the strangest film that Charles Bronson ever made – a retelling of Moby Dick where he plays the real-life figure of Wild Bill Hickok hunting a mythic white buffalo instead of a whale. This was a big financial flop but is a not unworthwhile film

Without Warning (1994)

Without Warning (1994) poster
Rating: ★★½
Live TV Broadcast/Possible Alien Arrival

Made for the anniversary of the Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds broadcast, a tv movie that simulates a a live newscast as alien craft arrive around the world

The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm (1962)

The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm (1962) poster
Rating: ★★
Brothers Grimm Anthology/Biopic

Anthology of Brothers Grimm stories from George Pal where the brothers are wound in as characters. The film’s effectiveness is killed by Pal pitching everything down at a mawkish and simple-minded level

Wraiths of Roanoke (2007)

Wraiths of Roanoke (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Unsolved Mystery/ Malevolent Phantoms

B-budget Syfy Channel outing that attempts to answer the true-life Unsolved Mystery of the lost colony at Roanoke. Unfortunately, the film’s answers are no more interesting than a bunch of Viking spirits, while the film generates little atmosphere or anything beyond rudimentary historical conviction

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superheroes

It is nice to see Bryan Singer regain his form after several years lull. The plot is nothing world-shattering but it is nice to see a character-driven X-Men, while Singer delivers the superheroics with a cheer-out loud elan that most of the sequels missed by a wide margin

Yesterday (2019)

Yesterday (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alternate History Where The Beatles Never Existed

Feelgood Danny Boyle film that most audiences missed was also an alternate history film set in a world where The Beatles never existed and one sideslipped singer is able to claim their songs as his own

Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon (2013)

Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Historical Detective/Flying Swordsmen Fantasy

Tsui Hark delivers a prequel to his 2010 Detective Dee film. This takes the character back far more to his original nature as a Chinese equivalent of Sherlock Holmes. That is if you can imagine Sherlock Holmes taking place as a flying swordsman film filled with sea monsters and wildly fantastic martial combat scenes (*)

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)

Zombieland: Double Tap (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Comedy

Zombieland has been elevated to the status of a classic of the zombie genre; I found it enjoyable but probably overrated by people who haven’t seen enough other works in the genre. The question going into this sequel is whether it can strikes the same notes.