The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Brutality

A remake of Tobe Hooper’s landmark classic that presaged a host of inferior 70s/80s horror remakes throughout the 2000s/10s. What we have is now a different film although not entirely an uninteresting one

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Brutality

Prequel to the 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, which sets out to tell the origin story of the cannibal family. New director Jonathan Liebesman pushes the gore and sadism to Torture Porn extremes

Thou Shalt Not Kill … Except (1985)

Thou Shalt Not Kill .. Except (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Crazed Cultists

Film made by several Sam Raimi associates about a crazed cult with Raimi making an acting appearance as the cult’s leader. This wades in much gory enthusiasm

Der Todesking (1990)

Der Todesking (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Deaths and Suicides

From Jörg Buttgereit, director of the notorious NEKRomantik, an anthology that depicts various scenes of death and suicide. Essentially the original version of The ABCs of Death

Tokyo Gore Police (2008)

Tokyo Gore Police (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Cops vs Bio-Mechanoid Mutants

One among the 00s spate of gonzo Japanese splatter films. The film exists as a series of outlandishly over-the-top and absurdly entertaining splatter and bizarrely cartoonish bio-mechanoid transformation

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

The Toxic Avenger (1986) poster
Rating:
Mutant Superhero/Bad Taste Splatter/Troma Film

The film that launched the name of Troma Films. The world’s first superhero splatter film, this readily dives into bad taste just to see what kind of offence it can get away with

The Toxic Avenger (2023)

The Toxic Avenger (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Mutant Superhero/Troma Remake

A remake of the work that launched Troma films. The original The Toxic Avenger was a gungily nasty film that readily trod way over all lines of good taste. In being cast with name stars, this has been cleaned up considerably

Trick (2019)

Trick (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Halloween Killer

In an era where horror has become safe and mainstream, where content is specifically marketed to PG-audiences, this film about a killer that strikes on Halloween comes with a ferocious gore-drenched enthusiasm

Tromeo & Juliet (1996)

Tromeo & Juliet (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Bad Taste Shakespeare Parody/Troma Film

Made to coincide with the Leonardo DiCaprio Romeo and Juliet, this Troma offering sets out to conduct as many bad taste variations on Shakespeare as it can

Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)

Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backwoods Brutality Parody

An amusing parody of the Backwoods Brutality film where the hillbillies are likeable innocents and the college kids end up killing themselves in a series of bizarre accidents. Amusing, although in the end is only a one-joke film

Turbo Kid (2015)

Turbo Kid (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Retro 80s Parody of Post-Holocaust Films

There is a fantastically witty idea here – a low-tech parody of the 1980s post-holocaust film – but one that seems in search of an accompanying film. The film overspills with retro ephemera and stylistic jokes but I wish there had been more to it beyond the hook of the initial joke

Twitch of the Death Nerve (1971)

Twitch of the Death Nerve (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Giallo Psycho-Thriller

A giallo thriller from Mario Bava that is often regarded as the prototype of the slasher film. The film borrows from Agatha Christie with people isolated on an island being killed amid Bava’s artily extravagant set-ups

2001 Maniacs (2005)

2001 Maniacs (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Splatter/Southern Town of Maniacs

Eli Roth-produced remake of the Herschell Gordon Lewis splatter film Two Thousand Maniacs, this plants tongue in cheek, is fairly and squarely aimed at a frat boy audience and unapologetic about piling on copious amounts of gore and naked breasts

2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)

2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010) poster
Rating:
Splatter/Southern Town of Maniacs

Sequel to the outrageously gory 2001 Maniacs, although here the horror comedy balance spills over into absurd farce and cheap gore effects. Crucially, the film seems cheaper and less polished, more messy and random in terms of its arrangements

Undead (2003)

Undead (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Splatter and Alien Abductions

Appealingly quirky homemade zombie film that launched the career of Australia’s Spierig Brothers. The two demonstrate a considerable inventivity when it comes to the visual and makeup effects, which they created all themselves

Until Dawn (2025)

Until Dawn (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Caught in a Timeloop

The film adaptation of the popular videogame where a group enter a lodge and become caught in a timeloop where they face horrors and are killed and then resurrected to face them again

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009)

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film

Completely insane Japanese film that wades in gore while playing everything up at a level of demented cartoonish absurdity. Possibly the most delirious movie-watching fun it is possible to have

VFW (2019)

VFW (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Barroom Under Siege from Crazed Drug Addicts

Joe Begos makes an ultra-violent homage to John Carpenter’s Assault on Precinct 13 with a group of war veterans in a bar at siege against a horde of crazed drug addicts outside

V/H/S Viral (2014)

V/H/S Viral (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Third of the V/H/S films, all horror anthologies in the Found Footage style. While the other two were fairly hit and miss, this is extremely good. Each of the four stories sits among the very best episodes among the current crop of multi-director horror anthologies

Victor Crowley (2017)

Victor Crowley (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Slasher Film Homage

Adam Green has enjoyed some success with the Hatchet films; this is the fourth entry in the series … Most of the other films have consisted of not much more than buckets of gore and a host of genre cameos – here though, Green adds a considerable sense of humour to the mix

Violent Shit (1989)

Violent Shit (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Splatter and Gore/Psycho Film

Boundary-pushing film that consists almost entirely of very enthusiastic splatter and gore scenes. Amateurishly shot on video nevertheless this gained a cult following and produced sequels

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Version of Children’s Character

Yes, someone made a horror version of the much loved children’s character. Imagine The Texas Chain Saw Massacre where Leatherface has been replaced by Winnie-the-Pooh

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey II (2024)

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey II (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Version of Children’s Character

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey offered a horror version of the much loved children’s character. This is more of the same with a bigger budget

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014)

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Apocalypse

Australian zombie film that comes with a hyperactive fierceness and energy that reminds of early Sam Raimi or Peter Jackson. On the minus side, the zombie genre is now so creatively strip-mined that the film never offers anything original

Xombies 3D (2011)

Xombies 3D (2011) poster
Rating:
Norwegian Zombie Film

Amid the vast horde of low-budget zombie films of the 00s, this Norwegian effort in 3D emerges as possibly the worst. It has no discernible plot, while the gore only consists of cheap digital overlays that looks like Monty Python cutout animation

Yakuza Weapon (2011)

Yakuza Weapon (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Yakuza With Cyborg Attachments

Another Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film about a Yakuza heir who is blown apart by rivals and then rebuilt with cyborg attachments

Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead (2011)

Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Horror/Zombie Ass Parasites

Completely insane gonzo Japanese horror that feels like it is made by a mad scat fetishist involving parasites that emerge out of people’s asses. The film is driven by its outrageously perverse imagery but for all that is haphazard and incoherent when it comes to explanatory rationale

Zombie Holocaust (1980)

Zombie Holocaust (1980) poster
Rating: ½
Italian Zombie/Cannibal Film

One of the most extreme films among the early 1980s fad for Italian zombie films, which it also manages to merge with the Italian cannibal film. Beyond the provision of gore effects, there is not much else to the film

Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009)

Zombies of Mass Destruction (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombie Social Satire

The social metaphors of George Romero’s original zombie films has been missing from the modern equivalents. This takes them up again with great enthusiasm, making a critique of USA attitudes post 9/11, hammering its message home with all the subtlety of a 26-point headline

Zombieworld (2015)

Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Zombie Short Films

A multi-director anthology of zombie-themed short films. As always in an anthology, the episodes vary but these are generally good with the standout being the side-splitting episode where Jesus faces a zombie horde