The Da Vinci Code (2006)

The Da Vinci Code (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Secret History of Christianity/Historical Conspiracy

Ron Howard directed film version of Dan Brown’s best-selling book. This is historical nonsense woven into a fancifully absurd conspiracy theory where Howard does no more than offer an illustrated version of the book

The Fisher King (1991)

The Fisher King (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Modern-Day Grail Quest

Terry Gilliam’s finest moment, a modernised knightly quest where radio dj Jeff Bridges is dragged into helping homeless man Robin Williams find the Holy Grail. A film made by its performances and warm and eventually soaring characterisations

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
High Adventure/Holy Grail Quest

Third of the Indiana Jones films. This comes with all the breakneck action sequences and Sean Connery doing a fine comic turn as Indiana’s irascible father but also plays to a much greater slapstick emphasis

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019)

Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Nazi Moonbase/Alien Lizard People from the Centre of the Earth

Timo Vuorensola’s follow-up to Iron Sky. It is hard to believe that a film with a premise that combines Nazis on the Moon with alien lizard people from the hollow core of the Earth could go wrong

King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (2017)

King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (2017)
Rating: ½
Modernised Arthurian Legends/The Asylum Mockbuster

NOT the Guy Ritchie film but an Asylum mockbuster released at the same time. The most WTF take on the Arthurian legends ever with the Knights as gun-wielding US Marines

King Arthur: Excalibur Rising (2017)

King Arthur: Excalibur Rising (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

A passable B-budget film that came out in anticipation of Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. This is actually an Arthurian sequel, featuring Arthur’s son inheriting the sword.

Labyrinth (2012)

Labyrinth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Cross-Historical Search for the Holy Grail

Christopher Smith is an underrated genre director but his first venture into tv is disappointing cross-historical quest for the Holy Grail story that reads like warmed over Da Vinci Code

Lancelot du Lac (1974)

Lancelot du Lac (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends

French director Robert Bresson’s take on the Arthurian legends, stripped of nobility and magic. I’m not part of the critical cult around Bresson. Films that are dull and lifeless are not about spiritual yearning just dull

Merlin’s Apprentice (2006)

Merlin's Apprentice (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

Sequel to Hallmark’s earlier tv mini-series Merlin featuring a return performance from Sam Neill in the title role, this is otherwise a generic and unmemorable work of Arthurian fantasy

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Absurdist Parody of the Arthurian Legends

The first of the Monty Python films, a wickedly funny, willfully nonsensical take on King Arthur and the knightly quest. Contains many classic Python gags

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) poster
Rating:
Museum Exhibits Come to Life

The third entry in a franchise that seems to be stretching to find anything to do with its premise beyond the first film. Everyone involved seems to have only turned up to collect a paycheque and be going through the motions in a show that entirely coasts by solely on your familiarity with the characters