Fungus the Bogeyman (2004)

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Rating: ★★½
Secret World of Filth-Loving Bogeys

BBC mini-series adaptation of Raymond Briggs’ classic children’s book about a secret underworld of bogeys who love all that is filthy and disgusting and their encounter with a human family

My Life as a Fairytale: Hans Christian Andersen (2001)

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Rating: ★★½
Fairytale Author Biopic

TV mini-series that purports to tell a biography of fairytale author Hans Christian Andersen only to freely rearrange or outrighly invents aspects of Andersen’s life

Fungus the Bogeyman (2015)

Fungus the Bogeyman (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Secret World of Filth-Loving Bogeys

Second tv version of the Raymond Briggs book about a secret society of bogeys who love all that is filthy and disgusting, This cheats when it comes to the bogeys but goes all out on the disgustingness of their lifestyle

Something is Out There (1988)

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Rating: ★★½
Cop and Alien Partner vs Body-Hopping Alien

Mini-series that was a popular hit in its day, which largely steals its premise of a human and alien cop hunting a body-hopping alien from The Hidden. What makes the show work past its rather ordinary story, is the two leads and their wittily sparring Lethal Weapon-type relationship

Children of Dune (2003)

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Rating: ★★½
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

Follow-up to the 2000 tv mini-series adaptation of Dune, this adapts Frank Herbert’s two books sequels, Dune Messiah and Children of Dune. The production lacks the depth of its predecessor

The Phantom of the Opera (1990)

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Rating: ★★½
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

Lush tv mini-series with Charles Dance as the Phantom, this stands too much in the shadow of the then recent Lloyd Webber musical and its making The Phantom into a romantic figure as opposed to a horror icon

Rules of Engagement (1989)

Rating: ★★½
Impending Nuclear War

The last gasp of the mid-80s era of nuclear anxieties that brought Threads and The Day After, a tv mini-series about the imposition of martial law in a British city as US-Soviet nuclear war looms in Europe

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1999)

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Rating: ★★½
Underground Adventures/Jules Verne Adaptation

Hallmark TV mini-series version of the Jules Verne novel that keeps faith to the book for the most part before heading off on some colourfully exotic adventures

Red Riding (2009)

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Rating: ★★½
Hunt for a Serial Killer

Depending on how you saw this, this is either a UK tv mini-series or three separately released films. Taking place over a decade, the three stories have a common locale and overlapping characters in the story of the hunt for a serial killer and the battle against a corrupt police department in Yorkshire

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

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Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

Good Omens (2019)

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Rating: ★★½
Biblical End Times/Antichrist Comedy

TV mini-series based on the Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett novel that spoofs The Omen and Biblical End Times prophecies. The series is very close to the book as though it didn’t want to edit any precious gag

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Silver Chair (1990)

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Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the fourth and final, as well as the best of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, which works well enough despite the impoverished production values

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (1989)

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Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

This was the third of the four BBC tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books. The tv versions treats the books with quite reasonable faithfulness but suffer from extremely cheap looking effects

The Infinite Worlds of H.G. Wells (2001)

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Rating: ★★½
Anthology of H.G. Wells Stories/TV Mini-Series

TV mini-series that adapts six less well known short stories by H.G. Wells into an anthology with Wells as the central character. A couple of good stories, some that never hit the mark

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (1989)

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Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The second of the BBC’s tv adaptations of C.S. Lewis’s Narnia books, the slightest of the works where the story is reduced to two half-hour episode

The Andromeda Strain (2008)

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Rating: ★★
Virus from Space/Michael Crichton Adaptation

TV series remake of Michael Crichton’s novel about the attempts to contain a viral outbreak from space. Crichton’s story was a straightforward work, whereas the mini-series has been absurdly overburdened with other plots

The War of the Worlds (2019)

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Rating: ★★
Period Alien Invasion/H.G. Wells Adaptation

BBC mini-series that sets out to restore the H.G. Wells novel to the era it was written. This it does, as well as restores many aspects that other films change. At the same time, it also introduces some radical changes that make it the most variant of the adaptations to date

The Amazing Captain Nemo (1978)

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Rating: ★★
Captain Nemo's Modern Day Adventures

TV mini-series released as a theatrical film in some parts of the world that resurrects Captain Nemo in the present-day. It is Irwin Allen returning to his tv roots where Captain Nemo’s adventures become a blatant attempt to copy Star Wars

The Day of the Triffids (2009)

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Rating: ★★
The Downfall of Civilisation/Lethal Plants Amok

Disappointing tv mini-series remake of the John Wyndham novel about England overrun by killer plants. This abandons most of the book’s sociological portrait for cliche melodramatics

Earth Abides (2024)

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Rating: ★★
After the Apocalypse

Earth Abides is a classic novel that essentially defined the theme of survival in the aftermath of the collapse of civilisation. This is a TV mini-series adaptation of the book but badly fumbles it

Sole Survivor (2000)

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Rating: ★★
Mysterious Plane Crash/Psychic Powers/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

Dean R. Koontz adapted mini-series about plane crash survivors and psychic powers that comes with a series of wild twists that the script fails to offer adequate explanation for

Category 6: Day of Destruction (2004)

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Rating: ★★
Superstorm/Disaster Mini-Series

A disaster tv mini-series about the most powerful storm in recorded history descending on Chicago just as a hacker disables the power grid. Most of this plays by the cliches of the genre.

Bag of Bones (2011)

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Rating: ★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Ghost Story

The perpetually terrible Mick Garris is allowed loose on another Stephen King book where he promptly reduces a subtle, ambiguous ghost story to a series of lunging pop-up scares without any concept of atmosphere or nuance

The City & The City (2018)

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Rating: ★★
Two Cities That Inhabit the Same Geographic Space

The first of China Mieville’s works to be adapted to the screen, a detective story set in two cities that exist in the same geographic space but where each act as their own country. This misses as much as it succeeds

The Martian Chronicles (1980)

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Rating: ★★
Human Colonisation of Mars/Ray Bradbury Adaptation

Ray Bradbury’s book about the human colonisation of Mars is an SF classic for its wistful, nostalgic poetry. This tv mini-series adaptation is killed by a lumbering director who over-explains Bradbury’s imagery in the most literal ways

Merlin’s Apprentice (2006)

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Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

Sequel to Hallmark’s earlier tv mini-series Merlin featuring a return performance from Sam Neill in the title role, this is otherwise a generic and unmemorable work of Arthurian fantasy

Carrie (2002)

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Rating: ★★
Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Adaptation

TV mini-series remake of the Stephen King novel, which restores many aspects of the book not in the 1976 film. Unfortunately, Brian De Palma has been replaced by a tv director who regards it as just another assignment

Going Postal (2010)

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Rating: ★★
Terry Pratchett Adaptation

A disappointing tv mini-series adaptation of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novel, which has been (largely) played as a straight adventure with the usual Pratchett comedy taking a backseat

The Last Train (1999)

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Rating: ★★
Train Crash Survivors Emerge into a Post-Apocalyptic World

A British tv mini-series where a group of people in a regular train carriage go into suspended animation and emerge fifty years later to find a devastated world

Mother Love (1989)

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Rating: ★★
Psychopathic Mother

There was undeniable shock value watching 1960s sex symbol Diana Rigg cast as a venomous middle-aged woman with murder on her mind. While this BBC mini-series won awards, you feel that a 1960s Hammer psycho-thriller would have conducted it in half the time

MPD Psycho (2000)

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Rating: ★★
Split-Personalitied Detective vs a Body-Hopping Killer

Takashi Miike tv mini-series with a mind-bogglingly confusing plot involving a split personalitied detective, possession, a terrorist pop star and barcodes imprinted in eyeballs

Labyrinth (2012)

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Rating: ★★
Cross-Historical Search for the Holy Grail

Christopher Smith is an underrated genre director but his first venture into tv is disappointing cross-historical quest for the Holy Grail story that reads like warmed over Da Vinci Code

Frankenstein (2004)

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Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Adaptation

TV mini-series that tries to conduct a rigorously faithful adaptation of Mary Shelley’s book and largely succeeds apart from some minor changes. On the other hand, none of the period setting or story much comes to life

Jack the Ripper (1988)

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Rating: ★★
Jack the Ripper Killings/TV Mini-Series

TV mini-series made for the 100th anniversary of the Jack the Ripper killings. While the show adheres more to the facts of the case of any filmed work up to that point and to have uncovered new evidence, it should be considered fiction

Jason and the Argonauts (2000)

Jason and the Argonauts (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth Adventure

A Hallmark tv mini-series remake of the Greek myths that fails to stand up to the classic 1963 version. Here Ray Harryhausen’s amazing stop-motion animated effects are replaced by cut-price CGI

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018)

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Unexplained Disappearance

The Picnic at Hanging Rock with its hauntingly unsolved mystery is considered one of the greatest Australian films of all time; this mini-series in six one-hour parts drags every beat of the story out and pads the slim original with so many other character mini-dramas and backstories that the mystery is drowned out

Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story (2001)

Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Revisionist Fairytale

TV mini-series co-produced by Hallmark Entertainment and The Jim Henson Company that offers an intriguing deconstruction of the fairytale that reverses the traditional sympathies

The Monkey King (2001)

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Rating: ★½
Epic Chinese Legend

A tv mini-series adaptation of the famous Chinese legend Journey to the West made for US audiences by Hallmark Entertainment. The story remains stolidly earthbound and the meta-fictional contortions the story has to add to engage in to have the monk hero replaced by a contemporary Thomas Gibson are bizarre

10.5 (2004)

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Rating: ★½
Disaster Mini-Series/California Super-Quake

Disaster mini-series based around the great belief that a super-earthquake will come and pitch most of California into the ocean. Despite devoting some four hour of screen time to it, the drama feels painfully padded at times, while the special effects sequences come out as not very special

V (1983)

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Alien Invasion

Very popular mini-series during its day (that was followed by a tv series) concerning the alien invasion and occupation of Earth, this has an utter banality that fails on almost every level – as human drama, science and even basic plausibility

The Curse of King Tut’s Tomb (2006)

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Egyptian Archaeology Adventure

TV mini-series that turns the discovery of Tutankamun’s tomb into an Indiana Jones adventure. But everything is played with a constant barrage of one-liners and action sequences so silly you can’t take any of the show seriously

Coma (2012)

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Medical Conspiracy Thriller

TV mini-series remake of the Michael Crichton medical thriller that pointlessly changes and over-extrudes a tight and effective original, while director Mikael Salomon adds absurd red herrings and keys away major surprises well in advance

The Witches of Oz (2011)

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Wizard of Oz Sequel/Modernisation

Sequel/modernisation (it is confusing what) to The Wizard of Oz relocated in New York. This tv mini-series may be the cheapest work ever served up bearing the Oz name and flounders amid the shabbiness of its effects and utter lack of magic its director conjures

Alice in Wonderland (1985)

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Alice in Wonderland TV Adaptation

From Irwin Allen, the creator of Lost in Space etc, a tv version of Alice in Wonderland, conceived as an all-star musical that comes out as ponderous and leaden in Allen’s hands

Delete (2013)

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Artificial Intelligence Amok

The return of the talented Steve Barron after a decade’s absence in a film that was shot in my own backyard (literally). Disappointingly, all we get is a work that unimaginatively rehashes cliches about amok A.I.s

Childhood’s End (2015)

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Alien Visitors/Arthur C. Clarke Adaptation

Arthur C. Clarke’s book is one of the all-time SF classics; this mini-series adaptation counts as one of the biggest book-to-film abortions in the SF genre handled by people who know nothing about SF

Riverworld (2010)

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All of Humanity Resurrected on an Alien Planet

The second tv mini-series of Philip Jose Farmer’s classic SF novels trashes the books just as badly as the first attempt. The premise and characters are indifferently rewritten, while the show is churned out by a director with a tatty indifference to what he is making

The Stand (2020-2021)

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Showdown Between the Forces of Good and Evil After the Collapse of Civilisation/Stephen King Adaptation

The Stand is in my opinion Stephen King’s greatest book. The question is whether this new mini-series version will improve on the laughably failed 1994 version

The Stand (1994)

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Showdown Between the Forces of Good and Evil After the Collapse of Civilisation/Stephen King Adaptation

The Stand is regarded as Stephen King’s best novel, an epic that depicts the final showdown between good and evil in the aftermath of civilisation. The mini-series adaptation was alas placed into the ham fists of one of King’s worst adapters. Mick Garris

Mysterious Island (2005)

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Desert Island Survival/Giant Animals

Hallmark tv mini-series adaptation of Jules Verne’s desert island drama featuring no less than Patrick Stewart as Captain Nemo. This sinks badly amid incredibly shoddy giant animal digital effects

Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond (2014)

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James Bond Creator Biopic

TV mini-series biopic of James Bond creator Ian Fleming that substantially embellishes details of Fleming’s biography to create its own story. Dominic Cooper is absurdly miscast as Fleming, playing the part with a boyish smirk

5ive Days to Midnight (2004)

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Briefcase from the Future

Mini-series with the intriguing premise of Timothy Hutton receiving a briefcase from the future with clues that foretells his death in five days time. This befalls utterly predictable handling and is padded out to fill a five-hour slot

Earthsea (2004)

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Epic Fantasy/Apprentice Wizard

This TV mini-series adaptation of the Ursula Le Guin books is an insult. This was quickly mounted on the back of the success of The Lord of the Rings films but feels like tv filler that has zero affinity for Le Guin’s richly cultured world

Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

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Satanic Impregnation

Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby was a classic film that popularised the modern interest in occult and deviltry on film; this sad remake is something that only parrots the cliches that have set in in the ensuing 46 years and clumsily mishandles all of Polanski’s comically edgy paranoia

Eve of Destruction (2013)

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Rating: ½
Dark Energy Experiment Amok/Disaster Mini-Series

An impoverished sf disaster mini-series about a dark matter experiment going amok that manages to tediously drag out four hours of soap opera dramatics and control room doubletalk

Final Days of Planet Earth (2006)

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Alien Invasion

Darryl Hannah is the queen of a species of body-snatching insects intent on invading Earth. This is a clear winner head and shoulders above any other contenders for the most ridiculous alien invasion work ever made.