Tarzan in Manhattan (1989)

Tarzan in Manhattan (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Tarzan Comes to Civilisation Comedy

Comedy take on the Tarzan character with Joe Lara playing Tarzan who comes to New York and promptly proves to be a fish out of water. The filmmakers were likely inspired by the then recent hit of Crocodile Dundee

The Testament of Dr Cordelier (1959)

The Testament of Dr Cordelier (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Adaptation

Jean Renoir is considered one of the greatest of all film directors – this is his only venture into genre material, a version of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Though Renoir seems disinterested in making a horror film, he offers up the most faithful interpretation of the story on screen to date

The Time Machine (1978)

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Time Travel/H.G. Wells Adaptation

Largely forgotten adaptation of the H.G. Wells novel made for tv. While other versions place the story in Victorian England, this has been Americanised – where the time traveller is a weapons designer and journeys back to the Wild West. What kills the film is a painful cheapness

Trilogy of Terror (1975)

Trilogy of Terror (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Horror Anthology

Classic tv movie that is a horror anthology offering a trio of tales all featuring Karen Black. The first two items are okay but the one that made the film into a cult item was the third episode with Black being chased through her apartment by an evil doll

Trucks (1997)

Trucks (1997) poster
Rating: ★★½
Vehicles Amok/Stephen King Adaptation

Remake of the same Stephen King short story that formed the basis of Maximum Overdrive about trucks turning against humanity … Why remake a work that was poorly regarded first time around is a good question but this actually emerges as the better version

The Turn of the Screw (2009)

The Turn of the Screw (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Psychological Ghost Story

A BBC adaptation of the classic oft-filmed Henry James ghost story in which we cannot be sure whether the ghosts are real or exist inside the heroine’s imagination. This treats some aspects of the story liberally but gets the essence of the story right

Twitches (2005)

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Twin Sister Witches

Inane Disney Channel film with twin sisters Tia and Tamera Mowry as sisters who didn’t know it who discover they are witches. A film that has zero interest in its fantasy elements and is entirely taken up by airhead teenage airhead natter

The Two Worlds of Jennie Logan (1979)

The Two Worlds of Jennie Logan (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel Romance

Classic tv movie in which Lindsay Wagner travels back to the 19th Century to romance Marc Singer. Classic what is the question – what we have is a weepy romantic version of a time travel film that eliminates any of the interesting things like culture clash, advanced knowledge and time paradox

The Unquiet (2008)

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Haunted Building/Rival Paranormal Investigators

There is a certain potential to the concept of two rival teams, parapsychological debunkers and a tabloid tv crew, researching a reputedly haunted prison. Only a couple of years later, this would have been mandatorily made as a Found Footage film but suffers from a director with no aptitude for atmosphere

Vampire (1979)

Vampire (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern-Day Vampire

A vampire movie from the creators of Hill Street Blues, the greatest tv cop show ever made??? The mind boggles as to the possibilities and wonder what amazing creative possibilities they could put on it – alas, the show only ends up staying with the tried and true

The War Game (1965)

The War Game (1965) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Nuclear War Mockumentary

Peter Watkins stark, brutal mockumentary about a nuclear strike on England, this was banned from the BBC and still makes for harsh viewing today

The Werewolf of Woodstock (1975)

The Werewolf of Woodstock (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

Another bizarre werewolf movie title collusion from the 1970s era that produced such as Werewolves on Wheels and The Boy Who Cried Werewolf. The film is never quite up to making the notion of hippies vs werewolves work with the amusement of its title

Wheels of Terror (1990)

Rating: ★★
Road Games with a Killer Car

A blatant copy of Steven Spielberg’s Duel in which school bus driver Joanna Cassidy pursues a muscle car with never-seen driver who has abducted her daughter. Two-thirds of the film is taken up by an extended car chase scene where the stunt people seem to be having a field day

When Good Ghouls Go Bad (2001)

When Good Ghouls Go Bad (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
Children's Halloween Film

Halloween film for children from the pen of horror author R.L. Stine of Goosebumps fame. The children’s horror story (and tv movie) is filled with many insipid and formulaic entries but this is a decent one that is not unafraid to scare people

Where Have All the People Gone (1974)

Where Have All the People Gone (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mysterious Catastrophe/Last People on Earth

One of the first films about a mysterious catastrophe that empties the world of all but a handful of survivors that formed the template of later films like The Quiet Earth

Without Warning (1994)

Without Warning (1994) poster
Rating: ★★½
Live TV Broadcast/Possible Alien Arrival

Made for the anniversary of the Orson Welles’ War of the Worlds broadcast, a tv movie that simulates a a live newscast as alien craft arrive around the world