Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014)

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014) poster
Rating:
Videogame Reviewer's Quest/Deliberately Bad Film

A film spun out around a YouTube channel of videogame reviews. This sinks down into unfunny fannish in-joking, while the attempts to be a mock bad movie only seem silliness for its own sake

Assault Girls (2009)

Assault Girls (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Virtual Reality Videogaming

Disappointing live-action film from anime director Mamoru Oshii of Ghost in the Shell fame, construed as nothing beyond a live-action videogame with kick-ass girls engaged in serial combat encounters

Avalon (2001)

Avalon (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Virtual Reality

Visually stunning live-action film from Mamoru Oshii, director of Ghost in the Shell, set in the beautifully stylised faded sepia tone world of a Virtual Reality game

Brainscan (1994)

Brainscan (1994) poster
Rating: ★★½
Deadly Virtual Reality Game

One of the many virtual reality films that came out after The Lawnmower Man with Edward Furlong dealing with a figure from a horror videogame who turns his life upside down, urging him to become a killer

Ender’s Game (2013)

Ender's Game (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Military Recruits in Training

I will defend Orson Scott Card as an exceptional science-fiction writer, his controversies aside. While this is an extremely faithful adaptation of his book, it works unevenly as a film and never soars dramatically

Free Guy (2021)

Free Guy (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Man Discovers He is a Videogame Character

Ryan Reynolds discovers he is a character inside a videogame. This has a conceptual ingenuity and originality and is the most fun and outrightly enjoyable mainstream film seen of recent

Gamer (2009)

Gamer (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Live-Action Videogames

Film somewhere between Counterstrike and The Running Man where convicts are controlled as avatars inside a live-action videogame. A difficult to believe premise that is pumped up with hyper-adrenalised action visuals

Ghost Machine (2009)

Ghost Machine (2009) poster
Rating:
Malevolent Spirit Manifests Inside Virtual Reality

A Virtual Reality/horror film about a malevolent spirit incarnated inside a videogame. This churns all the Virtual Reality cliches as though nothing had changed since the tide of shabby 1990s Lawnmower Man copies

Haphead (2015)

Haphead (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Life in a Post-Cyberpunk World

From SF writer Jim Munroe who made the impressive Ghosts With Shit Jobs, a micro-budgeted work set in a post-cyberpunk future where the fascination lies in the casually littered assumptions around the edges

Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)

Hellraiser: Hellworld (2015) poster
Rating:
Sadomasochistic Demons

The eighth of the Hellraiser films. By now a long way from Clive Barker’s original vision and no more than a haunted house story where the Cenobites occasionally turn up. With a young unknown Henry Cavill

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)

Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Trapped Inside a Videogame

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, the reboot of the 90s Jumanji, was a box-office success. That mandated a sequel. The central problem is where exactly does a film about characters sucked inside a videogame go with its premise?

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

Rating: ★★
Trapped Inside a Jungle-Themed Videogame

A revival of Jumanji. The original’s boardgame is now a videogame that sucks the players inside. The adventure elements are routine but the film’s has comedic fun with its bodyswapped characters

The Last Starfighter (1984)

The Last Starfighter (1984) poster
Rating:
Videogame Junkie Joins Intergalactic War

One of the sillier films made in the aftermath of Star Wars. It is recycling third hand cliches and reduces these to simplistic fantasies of military heroism for the videogame generation

Level Five (1996)

Level Five (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Virtual Reality Game/World War II Documentary

Chris Marker, the director of La Jetee, returns to SF. Though this is set around a Virtual Reality game, it is in fact a documentary essay about the Battle of Okinawa

Max Reload and the Nether Blasters (2020)

Max Reload and the Nether Blasters (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Videogamers vs Unleashed Demonic Entity

Videogamers fight a demonic entity unleashed from a 1980s game. A film that is far more fun that you expect and comes loaded with videogaming in-jokes

The Midnight Club (2022)

The Midnight Club (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teenagers Tell Horror Stories

Mike Flanagan horror mini-series adapted from Christopher Pike’s book, this is set around a group of patients in a hospice who form a group to tell each other horror stories

Never Say Never Again (1983)

Never Say Never Again (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★★
James Bond Film

Rogue James Bond film made outside the regular series due to a complicated copyright battle. Sean Connery was inveigled back the role and this has some standout casting that is a welcome relief from the unserious Roger Moore films

Pixels (2015)

Pixels (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Invaders Bring Classic Videogames to Life

This has a certain cuteness to its premise – of seeing a bunch of classic videogames brought to life. Beyond that, Pixels is a one gimmick film that suffers from two people whose films I hate – the perpetually banal Chris Columbus and the irritatingly smug presence of Adam Sandler

Ra. One (2011)

Ra. One (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Bollywood Film/Superhero Emerges From a Videogame

A Bollywood venture into science-fiction that does a reasonably impressive job of trying to mount CGI superheroics … on the other hand, the plot deals in simplistic black-and-whites and draws on models of SF two decades out of date

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018)

Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disney Animation/Videogame Characters Venture Onto the Internet

I had a lot of liking for Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph, a depiction of the inside of a videogame from the viewpoint of the characters. This expands the concept to the internet. Despite being the ultimate product placement film, this also rather appealingly shows Disney poking fun at themselves

Ready Player One (2018)

Ready Player One (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Virtual Treasure Hunt Through 1980s Pop Trivia

Steven Spielberg adapted Ernest Cline’s book about a massive virtual treasure hunt through 1980s pop culture trivia. The film winds up the pop culture references by a factor of ten, but misses the book’s compulsive readability

Relaxer (2018)

Relaxer (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Slacker Plays a Videogame Amid Surreal Happenings

Mind-bogglingly surreal, almost indescribable film from Joel Potrykus as a slacker attempts to complete a videogame sitting on a couch as assorted things including the Y2K apocalypse happen around him

Rise of the Fellowship (2013)

Rise of the Fellowship (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Lord of the Rings Gaming Nerds on a Road Trip

From the film’s poster, you could easily mistake this for a generic fantasy film – instead, we get a film about gaming nerds on a road trip. Much is drawn from Fanboys and this is not a particularly funny variant, although there are occasionally cute scenes that mimic Lord of the Rings

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Teenage Nerd Romance/Gonzo Superheroics

An Edgar Wright directed comic-book adaptation made in a bewildering restless visual style that feels like two different films happening at once, one a sweet nerd romance and the other a completely gonzo superhero film

Serenity (2019)

Serenity (2019) poster
Rating:
Romantic Thriller/Reality Bender

Not to be confused with the Joss Whedon film, this starts out seeming like a weepy romantic drama before pulling one of the most absurd M. Night Shyamaalan-esque conceptual twists ever put on screen on us

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)

Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Adventures Inside a Videogame

The third in the series is no longer even a Spy Kids film but a Virtual Reality videogame film. Robert Rodriguez has some fun creating the virtual worlds but the parody that the other films engaged in is missing

Stay Alive (2006)

Stay Alive (2006) poster
Rating:
Countess Bathory Inside a Computer Game

This comes with the completely nonsensical premise of Countess Bathory having been reincarnated inside a videogame. Needless to say it is one that the film does nothing to make credible or even indicate it has read anything about the historical Countess Bathory

Toys (1992)

Toys (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Toy-Maker Wars/Gonzo Fantasy

Genuinely eccentric Barry Levinson film that plays out as a post-Reaganite version of Willy Wonka and features some of the most amazing sets ever designed for a film.

Tron (1982)

Tron (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Journey into Cyberspace

A flop in its day, nobody at the time saw how revolutionary this was in that it predicted the idea of cyberspace and the internet. The design of the world inside the computer all in candy apple colours and geometric shapes is extraordinary

WarGames (1983)

WarGames (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teen Hacker Accidentally Triggers Nuclear War

This was the first film to ever depict the internet with Matthew Broderick as a teen innocent hacker who accidentally hacks in and triggers a nuclear alert thinking he is playing a computer game

WarGames: The Dead Code (2006)

War Games The Dead Code (2006) poster
Rating:
Teen Hacker Thriller/Amok A.I.

WarGames was a thriller that was way ahead of its time; this sequel is no more than video fodder exploiting recognition factor that reduces the original to hacker movie cliches in a technically ill-informed and incoherent plot

The Warriors Gate (2016)

The Warrior's Gate (2016) poster
Rating:
Videogamer Transported to Ancient China

Luc Besson written/produced effort where a videogamer kid is transported to Ancient China. A blatant copy of The Forbidden Kingdom that manages to be fundamentally implausible on every level and one of the worst attempts to pander to the Chinese box-office

Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Wreck-It Ralph (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/The Secret Lives of Videogame Characters

One of the best Disney animated films in ages. Has the winning concept of the secret lives of the characters inside videogames. Imagine Tron by way of Toy Story. The animators have clever fun with the idea, while the film creates a character arc that become the strength of the film

Zombieworld (2015)

Rating: ★★★
Anthology of Zombie Short Films

A multi-director anthology of zombie-themed short films. As always in an anthology, the episodes vary but these are generally good with the standout being the side-splitting episode where Jesus faces a zombie horde