Project: Metalbeast (1994)

Project: Metalbeast (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Cyborg Werewolf

Typical 1990s video-released effort that stands out by dint of a far-out idea – a cyborg werewolf – even if in the end the film does nothing with it and everything only boils down to a standard monster movie that takes everything from the Alien playbook

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972)

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972) poster
Rating:
Werewolf Family

Maybe one of the great exploitation titles of all time quickly telescopes down to a near-unwatchable film from Andy Milligan. A Victorian-set werewolf film with rats thrown in to capitalise on the success of Willard

Red: Werewolf Hunter (2010)

Red Werewolf Hunter (2010) poster
Rating:
Werewolf Film

Syfy Channel film that seems to offer the intriguing premise of a Modernised Little Red Riding Hood but only deals with this in the vaguest ways. Otherwise this is a standard werewolf film and contains maybe the crappiest CGI wolf transformation scenes ever

Santo and Blue Demon vs Dracula and the Wolfman (1973)

Santo and Blue Demon vs Dracula and the Wolfman (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mexican Wrestler Superhero vs Count Dracula

One of the better films from Santo the Mexican wrestling superhero, quite an atmospheric work where Santo and his friend Blue Demon faces Dracula and his werewolf acolyte

Santo and Blue Demon vs the Monsters (1970)

Santo and Blue Demon vs the Monsters (1970) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mexican Wrestler Superhero vs the Famous Monsters

Another of the films from the Mexican wrestling superhero Santo where he and his friend Blue Demon encounter assorted Famous Monsters raised by a mad scientist

The Shaggy Dog (1959)

The Shaggy Dog (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenager Transforms Into a Dog/Disney Comedy

The first of Disney’s live-action comedies, a comic variant on the werewolf story with Tommy Kirk turning into a dog. Mildly amusing but later efforts would do this type of comedy better

The Shaggy Dog (2006)

The Shaggy Dog (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Transforms Into a Dog Comedy

The remake of the old Disney comedy becomes a vehicle for Tim Allen, played with a manic slapstickery wherein Allen demonstrates there are few levels of silliness he will travel to in imitating dog-like behaviours

She (1983)

She (1983) poster
Rating:
Post-Holocaust Amazonian Warrior

A mind-bogglingly bad film that has absolutely nothing to do with H. Rider Haggard and is a post-holocaust film with Sandahl Bergman as an Amazonian warrior. The film is made with a bizarreness that may cause mental damage

She Wolf Rising (2016)

She Wolf Rising (2016) poster
Rating:
Werewolf Scream Queen

There is a good idea for a film in here somewhere where a fan joins Scream Queen Tiffany Shepis playing a Scream Queen tracking down the print of her werewolf movie before finding she is a real werewolf. But the presentation is an utterly confused mishmash

Silver Bullet (1985)

Silver Bullet (1985) poster
Rating: ★★★
Werewolf/Stephen King Adaptation

Overlooked but not entirely unworthwhile Stephen King adaptation about the hunt for a werewolf preying on a small town

Sinister Squad (2016)

Sinister Squad (2016) poster
Rating: ½
Team-Up Between Fairytale Villains

The Asylum made Avengers Grimm as a copycat of The Avengers films, featuring a team-up of fairytale heroines, and so for the release of Suicide Squad they made this sequel featuring a team-up of fairytale villains. Both films are utterly incomprehensible and require you to essentially ignore the originals

Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012)

Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012) poster
Rating:
British Werewolf Comedy

Probably the next logical move after Zombie Strippers! Alas, where we should have had a fast, funny and sarcastic genre entry, the humour in this British entry becomes painfully belaboured in its constant unfunny efforts to get laughs

Teen Wolf (1985)

Teen Wolf (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenage Werewolf Comedy

This lamely updates I Was a Teenage Werewolf to the 1980s high school, strips all horror elements and has Michael J. Fox’s transformation be regarded as an instant injection of cool. The result was a surprising hit

Underworld: Awakening (2012)

Underworld: Awakening (2012) poster
Rating: ★½
Vampire-Werewolf War

Yet another entry that nobody asked for in a conceptually threadbare series that nobody seems to like … passably better than the last two sequels due to some ok action moves but still empty-headed in terms of ideas

Underworld: Blood Wars (2016)

Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) poster
Rating:
Vampire-Werewolf War

I am at a loss to understand who the audience for the Underworld films is – they are films devoid of minimal requirements like plotting and seem to only exist as a series of forgettable action sequences and interchangeable Gothic poses by characters in black leather – and yet we keep getting more of them

Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Underworld: Evolution (2006) poster
Rating:
Vampire-Werewolf War

The second of the Underworld films where Len Wiseman gets a bigger budget and amplifies the CGI and action sequences,. On the other hand, the characters and story are so stripped to a minimum you lose track of why things are happening

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2005) poster
Rating:
Vampire-Werewolf War

Third of the Underworld films, a prequel to the previous entries. In truth, it is just the same as the others – lots of kinetic action moves and Gothic poses with little in the way of plot

Viy (1967)

Viy (1967) poster
Rating: ★★★
Soviet Horror Film/Monk Fights the Forces of Hell

The only horror film ever made in Communist Russia. Adaptation of a classic story about a monk sequestered with the body of a woman for three nights, the film creates an undeniable atmosphere and mounts to a wildly fantastical climax where he must face all the minions of Hell

Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Aardman Animation

Aardman Animation spread the seemingly universal appeal of their Wallace and Gromit short films out onto the big screen with deliriously nonsensical results

Wer (2013)

Wer (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

From the director of The Devil Inside comes a werewolf film that wants to convince us it might not be a werewolf and a Found Footage film that is only pretending to be a Found Footage film. The result is a crappily photographed film that takes a long time to ever unleash its werewolf

A Werewolf Boy (2012)

A Werewolf Boy (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
South Korean Feral Werewolf Boy Love Story

Despite the title, this South Korean film is less a werewolf story than it is a love story about a feral child. The film seems overburdened by the need to pitch the film to the teen demographic and play the violins and heartstrings as a Twilight wannabe

Werewolf in a Womens Prison (2006)

Werewolf in a Womens Prison (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

This is exactly what it sounds like – a blend of werewolf film and the women in prison exploitation genre with expectedly lurid and entertaining focus. A film that makes no pretence it is being serious, which actually becomes its redeeming quality

The Werewolf of Woodstock (1975)

The Werewolf of Woodstock (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

Another bizarre werewolf movie title collusion from the 1970s era that produced such as Werewolves on Wheels and The Boy Who Cried Werewolf. The film is never quite up to making the notion of hippies vs werewolves work with the amusement of its title

The Werewolf vs the Vampire Woman (1971)

The Werewolf vs the Vampire Woman (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf vs a Resurrected Vampire Countess

The third of Spanish star Paul Naschy’s films about the werewolf Waldemar Daninsky. This becomes a crossover where Daninsky meets up to fight Countess Bathory

Werewolf Woman (1976)

Rating: ★★
Disturbed Woman Believes She is a Werewolf

A classic from 70s Euro trash cinema. The title is misleading as this is not about a female werewolf but more akin to Cat People about a disturbed woman who thinks she has turned into a werewolf at the thought of sex

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017)

Werewolves of the Third Reich (2017) poster
Rating:
Nazi Werewolf Experiments

I was hooked into watching the film from the sensationalism from the title but this is a disappointment due to the attempts to provide World War II setting and werewolf transformation effects on a low budget

Werewolves on Wheels (1971)

Werewolves on Wheels (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★
Biker Werewolves

The werewolf underwent some bizarre title mashups in the 1970s. This has the amusing idea of mashing the werewolf film up with the biker film. The results are played surprisingly seriously.

What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Vampire Comedy/Mockumentary

Hands down, this is the best vampire comedy ever made. An incredibly witty effort that contrasts the cliches of the genre with the mundane business of a group of vampires flatting together in New Zealand. A film that comes with sly deadpan gags packed into the corner of every frame

When Animals Dream (2014)

When Animals Dream (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Werewolf Film

Beautifully low key Danish werewolf film (even if the term is never mentioned throughout) that takes place in a tiny seaside village as a girl tries to understand her transformations, the film is quiet and often takes place in silences rather than dialogue, its horror understated with striking effect

Wolf (2019)

Wolf (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Roman Centurions Encounter Werewolves

Not to be confused with the Jack Nicholson film, this is a fine low-budget film about a group of centurions during the Roman occupation of Britain encountering werewolves on an expedition north of Hadrian’s Wall

Wolf Children (2012)

Wolf Children (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Werewolf Children

Mamoru Hosoda proves himself as one of the major directors in anime with this tender, lovely and enormously affecting work about a mother raising two werewolf children.

Wolf Garden (2023)

Wolf Garden (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
The Ambiguously Fantastic

This may be or may not be a werewolf film. What we have is a work that is long on mood and much ambiguity as a man hides in the English countryside from a crime he has conducted

WolfCop (2014)

WolfCop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Werewolf Cop/Horror Comedy

Deliberately made to look like a lost 1980s/early 90s film, this has a winning concept and sets in with an appealingly sarcastic amusement. On the other hand, the film is never quite as amusing as it gives the impression it is going to be and starts to lose it in the third act

Wolves (2014)

Wolves (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Werewolf Film

Evidently intended to be a werewolf equivalent of the Star Wars saga in in its epically contorted familial struggles, this sits just between the stylish and another classic monster repackaged for the teen crowd and cast with handsome good-looking faces