The Student of Prague (1926)

The Student of Prague (1926) poster
Rating: 3.5

A classic of the German Expressionist era about a poor student who sells his shadow to The Devil, only to have it become a malevolent doppelganger. As with much of the work to emerge from this era, the film manages directorial effects that still look amazing today

The Suicide Shop (2012)

The Suicide Shop (2012) poster
Rating: 3

French animated film that is about as far from children’s entertainment as it is possible to get – a mordantly dark comedy that operates in similar territory to The Addams Family in its tale of a family that operates a shop selling items of despatch to the suicidally minded

Suicide Squad (2016)

Suicide Squad (2016) poster
Rating: 2

This team-up of C-list DC super-villains proved a surprise hit. The script is all over the place but Margot Robbie owns the screen as the gleefully insane Kewpie Doll gone wrong Harley Quinn

The Suicide Squad (2021)

The Suicide Squad (2021) poster
Rating: 3.5

James Gunn takes over the Suicide Squad franchise and welcomely rescues it from the dud first screen outing

Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018)

Rating: 2

A DC Universe Original Animated Movie given over to Suicide Squad. Clearly inspired by the live-action film, this goes overboard on the super-villains present, having three entire teams running around to general confusion, while striking a very odd tone in its pitch for an R-rating

Suing the Devil (2011)

Suing the Devil (2011) poster
Rating: 0-

A Christian-made film based on the intriguing idea of Satan on trial in a courtroom. A film that in its bad acting, laughable dialogue and lack of conviction rivals The Room in bad movie stakes. The usually worthwhile Malcolm McDowell, who for some reason also produces, gives one of his worst performances

Super (2010)

Super (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

After Defendor and Kick-Ass all coming out within a short space of time, the superhero with no powers comedy was getting over-familiar but this outing from James Gunn still finds some new things and proves highly amusing

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) poster
Rating: 2.5

Illumination Entertainment, the company behind the Despicable Me films, make an animated film based on the popular videogame franchise. The result was the second highest grossing film of the year

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to the animated The Super Mario Bros. Movie, which was the second highest grossing film of 2023. From the people behind the Despicable Me films, this exists as little more than eye candy for five-year-olds

Support Group Olympus (2021)

Support Group Olympus (2021) poster
Rating: 3

A film about the Greek gods trying to get by in the present-day where they are suddenly all required to attend a support group

Suzume (2022)

Suzume (2022) poster
Rating: 4

Beautifully made anime from Makoto Shinkai about a young girl and a three-legged chair on a quest to close a series of portals across Japan and prevent unimaginable chaos emerging

Swiss Army Man (2016)

Swiss Army Man (2016) poster
Rating: 5

A ridiculously off the wall and heartwarming film. Imagine a crosshatch between Weekend at Bernie’s and Cast Away – where Wilson the beachball is replaced by Daniel Radcliffe as a farting talking corpse

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982)

The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982) poster
Rating: 2.5

Made on the coat-tails of Conan the Barbarian, this is a low-budget sword and sorcery film that crackles with the essence of Robert E. Howard. The first film from regular genre director Albert Pyun

The Sword in the Stone (1963)

The Sword in the Stone (1963) poster
Rating: 2

Forgettable Disney animated film telling the story of King Arthur’s boyhood where the Arthurian legends are sidelined in favour of talking animals and slapstick

Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1984)

Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1984) poster
Rating: 2

Cannon Films make an adaptation of the Mediaeval legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. Routine 1980s fantasy cinema with Sean Connery looking embarrassed as the Green Knight

Swordsman III: The East is Red (1993)

Swordsman III: The East is Red (1993) poster
Rating: 3.5

The third in the Hong Kong Wu Xia/flying swordsman series. After a sensational second entry, this one figures it has to top it, resulting in some utterly whacko scenes even by the usually OTT, anything-goes standards of Hong Kong fantasy

Synecdoche, New York (2008)

Synecdoche, New York (2008) poster
Rating: 4

Mind-bending Charlie Kaufman meta-fiction in which Philip Seymour Hoffman creates a vast theatre project that drags on for years and starts to merge into his own life

Taichi Hero (2012)

Taichi Hero (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Sequel to Stephen Fung’s Taichi Zero. The first film was distractingly self-conscious and hyper-active; by contrast, this is much less so, allowing it to settle down and start being the fantastic martial arts film it sets out to be. Even so, classic Wu Xia directors leave everything Fung does for dead

Taichi Zero (2012)

Taichi Zero (2012) poster
Rating: 2

From the high-profile release this had, I was expecting it to be a Wu Xia epic – instead we get what feels like a martial arts film by way of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World where instead of amazing us with the fight scenes the director seems in love with self-conscious cuteness of his own visuals

A Tale from the East (1990)

A Tale from the East (1990) poster
Rating: 0.5

A wannabe entry aboard the HK supernatural fantasy fad of the late 80s/early 90s sparked by the likes of the Mr Vampire and A Chinese Ghost Story films … This, which involves a time travel plot, is crippled by a pandering to a slapstick inanity that makes it a painful watching experience

The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

The Tale of Despereaux (2008) poster
Rating: 3

Appealingly old-fashioned film about chivalry and heroism, much quieter than the other animation out there but this still holds its own

Tale of Tales (2015)

Tale of Tales (2015) poster
Rating: 3.5

A trio of tales from the world’s oldest fairytale collection – but quite different to anything you expect … While there is all the magic, ogres and princesses, this is a beautifully lush film made for adults and less about simple homilies that about fate and its cruel twists

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013)

The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Studio Ghibli adaptation of a classic Japanese folktale from Hayao Hiyazaki’s mentor Isao Takahata. This is a slower, very different film than Hayao Miyazaki’s, the animation designed like a traditional Japanese woodprint. Never quite soars like Miyazaki’s films do but not without its charms

The Tales of Hoffmann (1951)

The Tales of Hoffmann (1951) poster
Rating: 4

One of the greatest of all fantasy films. A reasonable percentage of you are going to switch off when I use the word ballet but I urge you to bear with me and discover this stunningly cinematic Technicolor epic that uses sets in extraordinary ways that no other film ever has

Tam-Lin (1971)

Tam-Lin (1971) poster
Rating: 2

The only film ever directed by actor Roddy McDowall. Based on a folktale, it is the story of two lovers trying to escape when one is in thrall to the Queen of the Fairies. McDowall creates a lush film that is oddly ponderous and non-fantastical but what a cast he assembles

Tangled (2010)

Tangled (2010) poster
Rating: 2

Disney fairytale Lite. The story of Rapunzel gets hiply modernised and is now no more than a cute adventure/romance about a handsome rogue and a girl who has magical hair. Eminently forgettable Disney animation.

Tanya’s Island (1980)

Tanya's Island (1980) poster
Rating: 3

Very difficult to find, this is film that has existed in legend – an erotic film with Vanity as a model on a desert island who becomes involved with an ape. Beautifully filmed and Vanity (who spends much of the show nude) is jaw-dropping

Tarzan (1999)

Tarzan (1999) poster
Rating: 3.5

This Disney animated adaptation treats the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel with surprising respect and faithfulness for the most part where the addition of talking animals even works for it. Fun and with a great deal of creative energy, one of the better films from the 90s Disney renaissance

Tarzan (2013)

Tarzan (2013) poster
Rating: 2.5

An animated version of the Tarzan story shot in the motion capture process. Some of the modernisations might have Edgar Rice Burroughs turning in his grave, nevertheless the animation is excellent and the film works well as a technologically upgraded version of the Disney film

Tarzan and the Amazons (1945)

Tarzan and the Amazons (1945) poster
Rating: 2

The ninth of the Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan films. All but the first two Weissmuller films slip into the utterly banal and formulaic. The novelty this time is Tarzan encountering a city inhabited all by all women

Tarzan and the Great River (1967)

Tarzan and the Great River (1967) poster
Rating: 2

Producer Sy Weintraub made some of the best of all Tarzan films in the 1960s, shooting in real locations and with thrilling adventure elements. This is one of his weaker ones that takes Tarzan to Brazil accompanied by an annoying cute kid

Tarzan and the Slave Girl (1950)

Tarzan and the Slave Girl (1950) poster
Rating: 2

The second of Lex Barker’s Tarzan films, another traipse through the studio backlot jungle sets and well-worn formula – lost cities, mysterious tribes, Jane abducted, Cheeta comic relief antics – with little to distinguish it

Tarzan in Manhattan (1989)

Tarzan in Manhattan (1989) poster
Rating: 2

Comedy take on the Tarzan character with Joe Lara playing Tarzan who comes to New York and promptly proves to be a fish out of water. The filmmakers were likely inspired by the then recent hit of Crocodile Dundee

Tarzan the Ape Man (1932)

Tarzan the Ape Man (1932) poster
Rating: 4

The first of the Johnny Weissmuller films and where the cinematic Tarzan was essentially formed. The film changes Edgar Rice Burroughs conception in many ways but is a superbly exciting adventure in its own right, while the Tarzan/Jane romance is played with an oddball sweetness

Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)

Tarzan the Ape Man (1981) poster
Rating: 1

Tarzan turned into a tedious softcore work designed to highlight the talent-free Bo Derek in a state of undress. This directly remakes the 1932 Johnny Weissmuller film – the original was an adventure classic, this is just an expensive nudie film

Tarzan the Magnificent (1960)

Tarzan the Magnificent (1960) poster
Rating: 3

The second Tarzan film from producer Sy Weintraub who threw out the custie elements of the Johnny Weissmuller films, while going to Africa to shoot rather than a studio backlot. The effort makes a satisfying difference

Tarzan’s Magic Fountain (1949)

Tarzan's Magic Fountain (1949) poster
Rating: 2

The first Tarzan film after Johnny Weissmuller’s departure and replacement by a blank Lex Barker, although in all other ways is still the same tired formula. One of the few Tarzan films of the era to employ fantastic plot devices (a Fountain of Youth) but seems to have little idea what to do with it

Tarzan’s Peril (1951)

Tarzan's Peril (1951) poster
Rating: 2

The fifteenth of the MGM/RKO Tarzan films and third starring Lex Barker. What makes this stand out is that it was the first Tarzan film to go and shoot in Africa, otherwise it follows exactly the same well-worn formula as before and has one of the worst screens Janes ever

Ted (2012)

Ted (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Comedy about a foul-mouthed talking teddy bear. This gets its laughs from much scatological, decidedly non-PC humour that occasionally manages to be funny, especially when it comes to some of the 80s pop culture jokes

Ted 2 (2015)

Ted 2 (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

Whether you loved or hated the crude and raucous, un-PC stoner/fratboy humour of Ted, Seth MacFarlane is back with exactly the same mix here. This manages to be offensive in an amiably inoffensive, even occasionally quite funny, way

Tekkonkinkreet (2006)

Tekkonkinkreet (2006) poster
Rating: 4

Anime about two homeless boys living in an inner city neighbourhood. The background artwork has a stunning degree of detail such that the city almost becomes its own character

The Tempest (2010)

The Tempest (2010) poster
Rating: 3.5

Version of the Shakespeare play that gives us a female Prospero (Helen Mirren) but is otherwise surprisingly faithful. Director Julie Taymor opens the play up with considerable visual extravagance

Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny (2006)

Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny (2006) poster
Rating: 2

Film spinoff of the rock parody act headed by Jack Black. This emerges like i>The Blues Brothers recast with Cheech and Chong and delivers some occasionally surreal and amusing gags

The 10th Kingdom (2000)

The 10th Kingdom (2000) poster
Rating: 2.5

Hallmark mini-series set in a world 200 years after the classic fairytales have occurred, this wittily deflates or contrasts classic story elements with the present-day

The Testament of Dr Mabuse (1933)

The Testament of Dr Mabuse (1933) poster
Rating: 3.5

The second of Fritz Lang;s films about the criminal mastermind Dr Mabuse, which was banned under the Nazi regime and forced Lang to flee the country. Not quite the equal of its predecessor, Lang is still on fine form and makes an exciting crime melodrama

The Testament of Dr Mabuse (1962)

The Testament of Dr Mabuse (1962) poster
Rating: 3

Third of the German thrillers of the 1960s featuring the criminal mastermind Dr Mabuse, a remake of the 1933 film where Mabuse continues his criminal schemes via mind control despite being confined to an asylum

Thale (2012)

Thale (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Fascinating Norwegian film about the discovery of a mysterious girl who it gradually becomes apparent is not human … The first 20 minutes are a superb piece of scene-setting but the rest of the film consists of not much more than people sitting around a cellar waiting for something to happen

There’s Something in the Barn (2023)

There's Something in the Barn (2023) poster
Rating: 2

This is a Norwegian film based on the Scandinavian folklore figure of the barn elf, a household spirit that can turn malevolent if upset. The film becomes in essence a Nordic version of Gremlins