Fungus the Bogeyman (2004)

Fungus the Bogeyman (2004) poster
Rating: 2.5

BBC mini-series adaptation of Raymond Briggs’ classic children’s book about a secret underworld of bogeys who love all that is filthy and disgusting and their encounter with a human family

Fungus the Bogeyman (2015)

Fungus the Bogeyman (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

Second tv version of the Raymond Briggs book about a secret society of bogeys who love all that is filthy and disgusting, This cheats when it comes to the bogeys but goes all out on the disgustingness of their lifestyle

G-Force (2009)

G-Force (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

Imagine a Tom Cruise Mission: Impossible spy caper played out with talking guinea pigs. Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, no less, this offers appealingly energetic silliness

Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006)

Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties (2006) poster
Rating: 1

Where the first live-action Garfield film approximated the original comic-strip and its focus on a cat delivering sarcastic lines, this sequel pitches everything down to the level of an inane children’s film

Garfield (2004)

Garfield (2004) poster
Rating: 2

Big screen version of the massively popular Garfield comic-strips in live-action with a CGI talking Garfield. Here Garfield has been tacked onto a plot that feels assembled from every other talking animals film

Gawain and the Green Knight (1973)

Gawain and the Green Knight (1973) poster
Rating: 2

The first film version of the story of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, one of the tales associated with the Arthurian legends. An obscure, little seen version starring singer Murray Head as Gawain

Gentlemen Explorers (2013)

Gentlemen Explorers (2013) poster
Rating: 2

This advertises itself as the first live-action Steampunk film. What we get is like a Victorian version of The Librarians with two adventurers hunting mythical artifacts while armed with steam weapons

George of the Jungle (1997)

George of the Jungle (1997) poster
Rating: 3

Likeable live-action adaptation of the animated series, which was construed as a parody of Tarzan. The sight gags work well and the creature effects are accomplished

Ghost Rider (2007)

Ghost Rider (2007) poste
Rating: 2.5

Film adaptation of Marvel Comics’ demon superhero emerges as better than it had the right to be. The risibility of the image of a motorcycle-riding demon hero is made to work through some vivid and way-out effects

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) poster
Rating: 1

Ridiculous sequel to the Marvel Comics adaptation with an indifferently written script assembled from cliches, forgettable action scenes and Nicolas Cage giving one of his silliest performances in ages

Ghostbusters (1984)

Ghostbusters (1984) poster
Rating: 2.5

An overrated classic that is nevertheless an undeniable fixture of 1980s pop culture. Overlong, it is largely carried through Bill Murray’s lazy sarcasm and the sterling work from the visual effects team

Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

There was a lot of hate centred on this for recasting what is considered a classic film with an all-girl cast. It emerges mostly likeably, no better, no worse on the whole, where the new ensemble make a solid showing

Ghostbusters II (1989)

Ghostbusters II (1989) poster
Rating: 2

A weak follow-up to the hit original that essentially killed off any further Ghostbusters sequels. Most of the the cast are back but the plot and proceedings feel like a walk-through for all involved.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

Sequel to Ghostbusters that was far better received than the 2016 reboot, giving us a new generation of ghostbusters. This succeeds largely by playing the nostalgia card for all it can

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) poster
Rating: 2

Follow-up to Ghostbusters: Afterlife, reuniting that film’s mix of new and classic cast. However, this becomes a plotting juggle that is often straining to find somewhere to include everyone

Ghosts Can’t Do It (1989)

Ghosts Can't Do It (1989) poster
Rating: 0-

An erotic film starring Donald Trump – I kid you not! A legendarily awful Bo Derek film where she is a widow who searches the world for the perfect body for her late husband’s ghost to reincarnate in

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009)

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past (2009) poster
Rating: 1

From the period when Matthew McConaughey was coasting through romcoms without making any effort. This rewrites A Christmas Carol where playboy McConaughey is visited by the ghosts of three ex’s

The Ghoul (2016)

The Ghoul (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Ben Wheatley produced film that soon becomes a first order mindfuck. An detective undercover in therapy could just be a mentally ill man with delusions of being a detective or just as equally be having his reality manipulated

The Gift (2000)

The Gift (2000) poster
Rating: 2

An uncommon misstep from Sam Raimi. Despite the fact he has a sterling cast onboard and a script from Billy Bob Thornton, the medium thriller plot rehashes old ground and comes out fairly bland

Glass (2019)

Glass (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Unbreakable was M. Night Shyamalan’s everyday superhero film. Here he merges the characters from Unbreakable and Split to create his own shared universe. This could in effect be the kitchen sink version of The Avengers

Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)

Gnomeo & Juliet (2011) poster
Rating: 2

Surely the most outlandish film premise ever slung together for an animated film – a version of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet conducted between talking garden gnomes in rival backyards

Godkiller: Walk Among Us (2010)

Godkiller: Walk Among Us (2010) poster
Rating: 2

An ‘illustrated film’ – essentially comic-book panels with voiceover narration. The story about gods inhabiting a burned-out future is far more ambitious than can be crammed into the film

Gods of Egypt (2016)

Gods of Egypt (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

This could be considered the Michael Bay version of Ancient Egyptian mythology, a film buried under numbing CGI overkill. For all that, Alex Proyas gives it a loopy grandeur that you can’t entirely dislike

Going Postal (2010)

Going Postal (2010) poster
Rating: 2

A disappointing tv mini-series adaptation of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novel, which has been (largely) played as a straight adventure with the usual Pratchett comedy taking a backseat

The Golden Compass (2007)

The Golden Compass (2007) poster
Rating: 2

The attempt to create another Lord of the Rings went astray with this adaptation of Philip Pulllman’s fantasy series, which cut many of the core elements of the books so as not to offend religious conservatives

Golden Kingdom (2015)

Golden Kingdom (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

A depiction of the lives of Buddhist orphans in remote Myanmar, this also has a number of Magical Realist elements. What the film lacks in big dramatics, it makes up for with some genteel and lovely imagery

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973)

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973) poster
Rating: 4

The second of Ray Harryhausen’s Sinbad films, an Arabian Nights adventure. Made as a vehicle for Harryhausen’s stop-motion effects, which are stunning. Everything about the film is classic

Goldilocks and the Three Bears (1995)

Goldilocks and the Three Bears (1995) poster
Rating: 2

A modernised version of the Goldilocks fairytale, which now comes with the addition of an environmentalist subplot and where the bears are made into an endangered species

The Good Dinosaur (2015)

The Good Dinosaur (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Pixar have never been the same since they slipped into the easy familiarity of sequelitis. This is essentially a boy and his dog story but played out with a dinosaur and a caveboy, but also an alternate history tale

Good Omens (2019)

Good Omens (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

TV mini-series based on the Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett novel that spoofs The Omen and Biblical End Times prophecies. The series is very close to the book as though it didn’t want to edit any precious gag

Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017)

Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017) poster
Rating: 3

Biopic of A.A. Milne that tells the story of how he came up with his most famous creation Winnie the Pooh. The film takes some time to warm to, but eventually opens up with some heartwarming charms

Gormenghast (2000)

Gormenghast (2000) poster
Rating: 2

I enjoyed Mervyn Peake’s Gormenghast books far more than J.R.R. Tolkien. Alas, the sublime texture and eccentricity is completely missing in this BBC tv version, which aims for colourful silliness

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)

The Great Mouse Detective (1986) poster
Rating: 4

One of the most delightful films produced during the 1960s-80s lean years of Disney animation. This was not a success but delivers a film of winning charms about a mouse equivalent of Sherlock Holmes

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

The Great Muppet Caper (1981) poster
Rating: 4

The second of the Muppet films made when Jim Henson was alive and one of the best, this bubbles with a double level of sly grown-up humour that many of the later post Henson entries miss

The Great Wall (2016)

The Great Wall (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Matt Damon helps defend the Great Wall of China against invading monsters. Directed by Zhang Yimou, this should be seen for its breathtaking visuals – vast battle scenes, lavish costumes – but you wish there had been more than that

The Green Mile (1999)

The Green Mile (1999) poster
Rating: 2

Frank Darabont had a hit with the Stephen King adaptation The Shawshank Redemption. Here he makes another King adaptation about a Death Row inmate with healing powers

Gremlins (1984)

Gremlins (1984) poster
Rating: 3

The film about malicious creatures that was the runaway box-office hit of 1984. Director Joe Dante runs amok like a schoolboy with a chemistry kit and gleefully trashes the wholesome innocence of producer Steven Spielberg’s E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) poster
Rating: 2

A far less successful sequel to the mega-hit of Gremlins where director Joe Dante brings the gremlins to Manhattan and allows the silliness to go completely over-the-top and into orbit, even breaking the fourth wall

Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984)

Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984) poster
Rating: 4

Maybe the definitive Tarzan film, one that drops the pulp adventure and recasts the story as British arthouse theatre. Superbly mounted and cast. Christopher Lambert has never better in the title role

Grimm’s Snow White (2012)

Grimm's Snow White (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Another entry among 2012’s spate of Snow White films following Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman. this was a low-budget mockbuster copycat from The Asylum

Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio (2022)

Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio (2022) poster
Rating: 3.5

Guillermo Del Toro offers up his dark, more adult take on the classic children’s story in this beautifully made stop-motion animated film. Winner of that year’s Academy Award for Best Animated Film.

Gulliver’s Travels (1939)

Gulliver's Travel (1939) poster
Rating: 4

The second animated film ever made, an adaptation of Jonathan Swift’s novel (although only the first section in the miniature land of Lilliput). This comes with enormous visual invention

Gwendoline (1984)

Gwendoline (1984) poster
Rating: 2

From the director of Emmanuelle, this is an adaptation of an adult comic-book that replays the lost city adventure with the addition of a mind-boggling softcore fetishism

Hagen (2024)

Hagen (2024) poster
Rating: 3

A new film based on the epic legend of Siegfried, which gives it a grounded historical realism and tells it in terms of the mud, moral ambiguity and backstabbing in-politicking of tv’s Game of Thrones

Hamlet (1996)

Hamlet (1996) poster
Rating: 4

Kenneth Branagh emerged as an director with his dynamic cinematic Shakespeare adaptations. In this lavish production, he attempts no less than a definitive version of what is regarded as Shakespeare’s greatest play

Hammersmith is Out (1972)

Hammersmith is Out (1972) poster
Rating: 2

One of the few flops that Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor made, a broad satire where Burton is a Devil figure who escape from an asylum, leaving a trail of bodiesas he makes his way up to control the presidency