Longing for the Rain (2013)

Longing for the Rain (2013) poster
Rating: 2.5

Intriguingly different Chinese film about a wife who develops a mystery dream lover and the havoc this wreaks in her life. Largely a work about female desire, this seems to want to be a horror film

Looks That Kill (2020)

Looks That Kill (2020) poster
Rating: 3.5

A film about a teen whose face kills anyone who looks at him. This is a romantic comedy that overspills with originality, quirkiness and a really dark sense of humour.

Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) poster
Rating: 3.5

Joe Dante makes a toon film winding in dozens of cameos from Warner Brothers cartoon characters. The results prove enormously playful and creative. Infinitely more creative and fun that the Space Jam films

The Lord of the Rings (1978)

The Lord of the Rings (1978) poster
Rating: 3

Way back before Peter Jackson, Ralph Bakshi made this not uninteresting animated adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien. The film was not a success and Bakshi failed to return to complete the second part of the story

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) poster
Rating: 4

Peter Jackson wowed the world with this first part of his adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien’s trilogy. This is epic filmmaking and one that shows Jackson in full command of his craft

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

The Lord of the Rings The Return of the King (2003) poster
Rating: 3.5

The weakest of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films. This is the most variant from the source material and the one where Jackson allows his tendency to visual effects bloat to take over

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) poster
Rating: 4

Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings saga truly gains its feet here, expanding out onto an epic scale where he has fused special effects and story into a singular vision

The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (2024)

The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (2024) poster
Rating: 2

A spinoff prequel to the Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films that takes the option that several other film/videogame franchises have of Going Anime

The Lost Empire (1983)

The Lost Empire (1983) poster
Rating: 3

The first film from low-budget hack Jim Wynorski. How can you resist the absurd B-budget mix of a trio of very well-endowed women kicking ass, martial arts action, women’s prison scenes and mad scientist super-villains

Lost Horizon (1973)

Lost Horizon (1973) poster
Rating: 1

Stodgy, bloated musical remake of the 1937 classic about the discovery of a lost valley in the Himalayas. The film dies an ungainly death with a cast awkward in ill-fitting costumery

Lost in Austen (2008)

Lost in Austen (2008) poster
Rating: 4

A great tv mini-series where modern girl Jemima Rooper is transported back into Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice but disrupts the story with her modern ways

Lost in La Mancha (2002)

Lost in La Mancha (2002) poster
Rating: 4

Fascinating documentary about the making of Terry Gilliam’s never completed The Man Who Killed Don Quixote and how everything fell apart due an extraordinary run of bad luck

The Lost Room (2006)

The Lost Room (2006) poster
Rating: 4

One of the most conceptually ingenious tv mini-series ever created concerning a quest for objects from a mysterious hotel room that have been imbued with amazing powers.

The Love Witch (2016)

The Love Witch (2016) poster
Rating: 4

Beguiling work about a modern witch that becomes a heady swim of provocative ideas about gender issues that is never less than captivating and the most gorgeously colour coordinated films you will ever see

The Lovely Bones (2009)

The Lovely Bones (2009) poster
Rating: 1

A film about a dead girl trying to stop her paedophile murderer from the afterlife. A grim story becomes a visual effects vehicle wrecked by Peter Jackson’s overblown amateur hour symbolism

Lovesick (1983)

Lovesick (1983) poster
Rating: 1

A comedy in which Sigmund Freud’s ghost pops up to offer advice to psychologist Dudley Moore after he falls in love with patient Elizabeth McGovern

Luca (2021)

Luca (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

A Pixar offering that is an enjoyable work about merpeople/human friendship but this also sits on the B-rung of their films along with Onward and The Good Dinosaur

The Lure (2015)

The Lure (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Very strange Polish film about two mermaid sisters who become a novelty stripper act. Director Agnieszka Smoczynska gives the film a provocative charge, along with a series of surreal musical numbers

Lynch (2007)

Lynch (2007) poster
Rating: 2.5

A documentary about David Lynch made by one of his assistants during the shooting of Inland Empire. Lynch tells assorted anecdotes from his childhood and we see him working on his artworks.

Maboroshi (2023)

Maboroshi (2023) poster
Rating: 2.5

Anime that is a variant on Groundhog Day about a town that becomes caught in a time pocket following an industrial accident with the residents forced to live in the same day

The Machinist (2004)

The Machinist (2004) poster
Rating: 3.5

Fascinating film from Brad Anderson where Christian Bale is subject to a series of reality blurrings. What hangs over the show most of all is Bale’s intensely physical performance for which he lost a third of his body weight to turn himself into an anorexic shell of a human

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) poster
Rating: 3

A reasonable sequel to DreamWorks’ Madagascar that this time actually takes the characters to Africa where it determines to give each of them their own story

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted (2012)

Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012) poster
Rating: 2.5

The Madagascar series was a cute idea first time around but has been stretched more than its worth by the sequels. Nevertheless, this works at you with a colourful light-heartedness that is hard to resist

Madagascar (2005)

Madagascar (2005) poster
Rating: 3

Enjoyably silly DreamWorks animated film concerning a group of talking zoo animals that are released into the wilds of Africa for the first time. This spawned a series of sequels

Madame Web (2024)

Madame Web (2024) poster
Rating: 1

Another of the films spun off from Sony’s hold on the Spider-Man copyright, this has been called the worst Marvel Comics superhero film ever. This also bears next-to-no resemblance to its comic-book counterpart

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger (2024)

Made in England: The Films of Powell and Pressburger (2024) poster
Rating: 3.5

Martin Scorsese produces and narrates a documentary about the directing team of Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger who made some of the most exquisite colour films of the Wartime era

Made in Heaven (1987)

Made in Heaven (1987) poster
Rating: 3.5

A quite magical film in which Timothy Hutton and Kelly McGillis fall in love in the afterlife and then try to find the each other after they are reborn into the world of the living

The Magic Flying Mouse

Rating: 2

China. ????) Plot China during the Song Dynasty. The Emperor Kang is kidnapped by Jin bandits. The martial arts warrior Li Ma and two swordmaster sisters head to the Jin stronghold on Lying Mountain to rescue him. Captured, they learn of the Jin scheme to substitute a double for Kang. They try to make an […]

Magic in the Moonlight (2014)

Magic in the Moonlight (2014) poster
Rating: 2

One of Woody Allen’s slighter films about rationalist Colin Firth who is debunking medium Emma Stone but becomes convinced of her powers as romance sparkles

The Magic Faraway Tree (2026)

The Magic Faraway Tree (2026) poster
Rating: 2

Adaptation of a book by famous children’s writer Enid Blyton about a series of adventures in a magical tree. Blyton would be turning in her grave at some of the changes and modernisations

The Magical Land of the Leprechauns (1999)

The Magical Land of the Leprechauns (1999) poster
Rating: 3

Lively and undeniably likeable Hallmark mini-series that celebrates Irish myth. Giddily silly nonsense conducted with a boisterous energy

The Magician (1958)

The Magician (1958) poster
Rating: 4

Ingmar Bergman film about a travelling magic show. Bergman is fascinated with the power that illusionists hold and what happens behind the mask. A spellbinding film that is more haunted that most genre films

Magnolia (1999)

Magnolia (1999) poster
Rating: 3.5

From Paul Thomas Anderson, a series of interlinking stories and character sketches, featuring some great performances. Underlining everything is a fascination with the inexplicable and the works of Charles Fort

Maleficent (2014)

Maleficent (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Another in the early 2010s fad for fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasy films – in this case, a version of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty told from the viewpoint of the witch

Maleficent, Mistress of Evil (2019)

Maleficent, Mistress of Evil (2019) poster
Rating: 3

Nobody much liked Maleficent but did make a reasonable amount of money, hence a sequel. The surprise is that in the hands of Norwegian director Joachim Rønning, it is far better than one expected

Malice in Wonderland (2009)

Malice in Wonderland (2009) poster
Rating: 2.5

A modernised retelling of Alice in Wonderland in which Alice takes a colourfully surreal trip through an urban landscape and criminal underworld

The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017)

The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017) poster
Rating: 1

Among the fad for biopics about writers and the origins of famous stories, this, about Charles Dickens and the creation of A Christmas Carol, is the most lunatic – and that’s not counting the blatant lie of the title

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2018)

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2018) poster
Rating: 3

This has been called the unluckiest film ever made – there is even an entire documentary devoted to the collapse of a prior version. Here Terry Gilliam’s film about people on delusional quests finally emerges with the glory he always intended it to be

The Man with the Iron Fists (2012)

The Man with the Iron Fists (2012) poster
Rating: 3

RZA of rap group Wu-Tang Clan fame (with the aid of Eli Roth and Quentin Tarantino) makes a dual acting/directing appearance with this homage to Shaw Brothers martial arts films … not quite the genuine article but a solid effort where RZA certainly doesn’t embarrass himself

The Man with the Iron Fists 2 (2015)

The Man with the Iron Fists 2 (2015) poster
Rating: 2

I had a liking for RZA’s Shaw Brothers homage The Man with the Iron Fists more than most other critics.This sequel has been handed over to a generic action direction, which certainly leaves it more slickly polished than the original but also quickly forgettable

Mandibles (2020)

Mandibles (2020) poster
Rating: 3

Another of Quentin Dupieux’s bizarrely surreal deadpan comedies in which two amiable idiots discover a fly that is about the size of a dog and believe they could tame it

Mannequin on the Move (1991)

Mannequin on the Move (1991) poster
Rating: 1

A sequel to the Mannequin, the inane comedy about a romance with a storefront dummy come to life. Here Kristy Swanson plays a princess who is turned into a statue before being awoken in the present

Marcel the Shell With Shoes On (2021)

Marcel the Shell With Shoes On (2021) poster
Rating: 5

This is the most charming animated (in this case stop-motion animated) film in years, a mockumentary about the life of a tiny talking shell that inhabits a human home. My best film of 2021

Un Mariage Sans Fin (2025)

Un Mariage Sans Fin (2025) poster
Rating: 2

Palm Springs was one of the funniest and most delightful variants on the Groundhog Day timeloop theme. This is a French language remake that relocates the story to the Moroccan desert