Nothing But Trouble (1991)

Nothing But Trouble (1991) poster
Rating: 2

The only film ever directed by Dan Aykroyd, a bizarre oddity that was a huge flop on its initial release. The film is a strange comedy set in an American Gothic junkyard town where even the smallest legal infractions are punished by death. Aykroyd can’t seem to decide it the tone is comedy or horror

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010) poster
Rating: 3

Film in the faux grindhouse style created by Tarantino and Rodriguez made as homage to the so-called nunsploitation genre. While operating on a low-budget, this has a great pulp energy that delivers in aces on all three title promises

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991) poster
Rating: 1

This holds the distinction of being the world’s first gonzo zombie film – oh and the first zombie musical too. Not many zombies (or nude bodies), the song lyrics are occasionally amusing but the film’s humour is schoolboyish, and the effort amateurish on the whole

The Nun (2018)

The Nun (2018) poster
Rating: 1

Another spinoff from The Conjuring films. James Wan is one of the finest horror directors of the 2010s but has had difficulty imparting his skills to the directors of the films he has produced. This feels like a fairground haunted house show of tedious and repetitive pop-up shocks that runs free of any connection to a plot

Nurse Sherri (1978)

Nurse Sherri (1978) poster
Rating: 1

Al Adamson was a director whose output closely resembled that of Edward D. Wood, Jr. This was Adamson’s contribution to the 1970s fad for possession and exorcism films, although is a dull film lacking even in many of the shock tropes that the other Exorcist copies pulled off

The Oblong Box (1969)

The Oblong Box (1969) poster
Rating: 2

One of the films seeking to exploit the fad for Edgar Allan Poe adaptations started by Roger Corman in the 1960s. This has nothing to do with the Poe story and mostly shuffles around the familiar elements of the cycle

Observance (2015)

Observance (2015) poster
Rating: 2

A man surveilling a woman finds strange goings-on and becomes infected by something. This is essentially Francis Ford Coppola’s The Conversation played as a horror film; alas, while this does a fine job in the build-up, it lacks a third act that explains anything at all

The Occupant (2020)

The Occupant (2020) poster
Rating: 2

Spain’s Pastor Brothers have been rising genre name in the last few years. This is a psycho film concerning an unemployed man forced out of his apartment who returns to manipulate the life of the new tenant

The OctoGames (2022)

The OctoGames (2022) poster
Rating: 1

The South Korean tv series Squid Games with people forced to play deadly versions of children’s games was a surprise international hit on Netflix. This is the low-budget horror copycat

Oculus (2013)

Oculus (2013) poster
Rating: 3

A couple of years ago, the hauntingly eerie Absentia made Mike Flanagan into a must-watch director; this is his follow-up – the story of an evil mirror that, while slightly the lesser of Absentia, conducts some undeniably effective games of reality and illusion

Of Unknown Origin (1983)

Of Unknown Origin (1983) poster
Rating: 3.5

Underrated film with Peter Weller as a Wall Street banker who has his life overturned in trying to deal with a tenacious, seemingly hyper-intelligent rat that invades his home

The Offering (2016)

Rating: 1

Singaporean film that offers an assemblage of cliches elements from various horror films in a mishmash of hauntings, possession, occult happenings and ominous Biblical portents that make little sense in terms of explanatory rationale

Officer Downe (2016)

Officer Downe (2016) poster
Rating: 1

Comic-book adaptation about a cop that is resurrected from the dead to take on the toughest assignments. Feels like a throwback to an 80s film like Maniac Cop or Dead Heat where the film is killed by the tiresomely cliched appropriation of the faux grindhouse aesthetic

Ogre (2008)

Ogre (2008) poster
Rating: 2

A Syfy Channel film about the present-day discovery of a lost, still extant 19th Century village that has conducted a deal to preserve themselves by annually sacrificing someone to an ogre

Old (2021)

Old (2021) poster
Rating: 3.5

M. Night Shyamalan gets more of a bad rap than he is due. I am happy to argue that this, which is set around a beach where people rapidly age, is one of his best films to date

The Omen (1976)

The Omen (1976) poster
Rating: 3

This is where all the cliches of Devil Children began. A big hit among the 1970s occult boom, this is essentially Sunday tabloid Christianity – a lurid, doom-filled take on Book of Revelation End Times prophecies that moves with a slick polish and a series of schlocky deaths every few minutes

One Cut of the Dead (2017)

One Cut of the Dead (2017) poster
Rating: 4

The idea of a zombie film all shot in a single take. This proves a novelty amusement but then the film spins this on its head and becomes positively ingenious.

One Cut of the Dead in Hollywood (2019)

One Cut of the Dead in Hollywood (2019) poster
Rating: 2

One Cut of the Dead was one of the freshest and most hilariously original takes on the zombie film of recent. This is a sequel

One Missed Call: Final (2006)

One Missed Call: Final (2006) poster
Rating: 1.5

Takashi Miike’s One Missed Call was one of the more popular of the Ringu-influenced Japanese ghost stories, concerning a viral curse passed by cellphone calls. This was the second Japanese sequel

1BR (2019)

1BR (2019) poster
Rating: 2

A girl moves into a new and welcoming apartment complex only to be imprisoned and tortured by her neighbours into following the code of moral precepts by which they live

Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)

Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) poster
Rating: 3

Individualistic indie director Jim Jarmusch tackles the vampire film. Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston are fantastically well paired as the two bored title lovers. Beautifully filmed but, typical of Jarmusch, one where not a lot happens

Orca (1977)

Orca (1977) poster
Rating: 3

After his crass remake of King Kong, Dino de Laurentiis went on to make this blatant copy of Jaws, which was widely ridiculed. Contrarily, i rather liked it – a Moby Dick by way of Jaws, it comes with some visually fantastic moments

Ouija (2014)

Ouija (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Blumhouse horror film based around the Parker Brothers boardgame. Modern multiplex horror films don’t come more generic than this. On the other hand, you cannot deny that debuting director Stiles White creates some occasionally quite spooky moments, it’s just that the rest of the show comes entirely by the numbers

The Ouija Exorcism (2015)

The Ouija Exorcism (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Another title jumping on the fad for ouija board films we’ve had since Blumhouse’s Ouija series, this concerning an ouija board that has a malevolent spirit trapped inside it. Routine tension by the numbers – possessed people with glowing eyes are just not that scary

Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

Ouija Origin of Evil (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Blumhouse’s Ouija didn’t get many good reviews but they proceeded with a prequel here. This is automatically the better film from the outset by employing Mike Flanagan, behind amazing works like Absentia, Hush and The Haunting of Hill House, as director, even if it comes out as one of Flanagan’s lesser works

Ouija Shark (2020)

Ouija Shark (2020) poster
Rating: 1

Another in the spate of deliberately ridiculous killer shark films concerning a ghost shark that emerges from an ouija board

Ouija: Summoning (2015)

Ouija Summoning (2015) poster
Rating: 0.5

A bafflingly incoherent effort – quite what it is about I am at a loss to explain. The sole distinction it has that it was repackaged from its anonymous original title to market it on the tail of Blumhouse’s Ouija: Origin of Evil despite the fact an ouija board only briefly features at the start

Outcast (2010)

Outcast (2010) poster
Rating: 4

Absolutely fascinating Irish-Scottish film about people hunting each other with arcane sorceries on a rundown Edinburgh council estate … Compulsively fascinating in its often enigmatic approach, while depicting magic on screen in a way unlike anything we have seen before

Outpost: Black Sun (2012)

Outpost: Black Sun (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Outpost was a solid and reasonably effective rehashing of the Nazi zombie theme; this was the first of two sequels. The first had a formula that seems difficult to mess up but this does – it’s over half the film before we get zombies after which we get Just the Same As Before and little more

Outpost III: Rise of the Spetsnaz (2013)

Outpost III: Rise of the Spetsnaz (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Outpost was a modestly effective Nazi zombie film. This was the second of two sequels, a prequel that goes back to depict the original Nazi experiments

Over Your Dead Body (2014)

Over Your Dead Body (2014) poster
Rating: 3

The most sustained film Takashi Miike has made in some time. In this case, he adapts Yotsuya Kaidan, the most famous of all Japanese ghost stories, which has been filmed multiple times, but rather than offer a straight telling also adds a layer where the story comes to replay itself among the actors in the play

Overlord (2018)

Overlord (2018) poster
Rating: 2

J.J. Abrams’ produced film about soldiers encountering Nazi mad science experiments during WWII. Despite a decent budget thrown at it, this was a box-office failure. It may be that in a genre where we have gravitated to films about Nazi zombies and Nazi moonbases, this was just too tame

Ozark Sharks (2016)

Ozark Sharks (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

A surprisingly amiable entry in the gonzo killer shark genre from director Misty Talley who seems to be making this her own genre niche

The Pack (2015)

The Pack (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Rather effective Australian killer dog film. The film streamlines anything extraneous in the plot and gets down to the business at hand of a family living in the Outback being terrorised by a pack of wild dogs, at which you have to admit it generates a reasonable hand of tension

The Pact (2012)

The Pact (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Modestly effective film about a haunted suburban house. Debuting director Nicholas McCarthy produces a number of accomplished and eerie scares that stand him as a promising new name. The film weakens in the last act when trying to tie everything together with an improbable rationale

The Pact II (2014)

The Pact II (2014) poster
Rating: 1

The Pact was a modest and rather effective ghost story about a serial killer hiding inside the walls of a house. This seems to be straining to find some way to justify any relevance a sequel – for one, where do you go with the premise? Another killer hiding inside a different family home?