The Pale Blue Eye (2022)

The Pale Blue Eye (2022) poster
Rating: 3.5

Superlatively moody and well written film that winds a young Edgar Allan Poe into an occult murder mystery

Pandemic (2016)

Pandemic (2016) poster
Rating: 3

While the title leads you to expect a plague outbreak film, you soon discover this is a zombie film. What it is is a Found Footage film mounted as a First Person Shooter film at which you have to admit that it launches into action with considerable gusto and ferocity

Pandemonium (1982)

Pandemonium (1982) poster
Rating: 1

The slasher film only really came into existence in 1980 but was so prolifically milked that by even two years later it had spawned its own sub-cycle of parodies. This hits in with a wacky anything goes absurdity but, aside from an amusing Carrie spoof, little of it is funny

Paranormal Activity (2007)

Paranormal Activity (2007) poster
Rating: 4

No-budget film that became a word of mouth hit, spawned a series of sequels and sparked off the Found Footage fascination that took over the 2010s. Unlike most of the films that followed, Oren Peli creates a creepingly chill atmosphere and some undeniable jumps

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) poster
Rating: 3

The Paranormal Activity series still manages to produce a reasonable amount of eerie scares and jumps a third time around, although by now the claim to still being found footage is starting to strain credulity

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) poster
Rating: 2

The Paranormal Activity series has had a better run than most horror franchises up until now but the cracks are starting to show through here. This feels like it is straining to find some new way to do the familiar moves but fails to provide anything unexpected or original

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) poster
Rating: 2

For supposedly the Paranormal Activity series final entry, this offer the novelty of the first Found Footage film in 3D – a gimmick that signals the series is out of fresh ideas. Moreover, the series’ look via watching security cameras has been de-emphasised in favour of another CGI driven ghost story

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Less another sequel than a spinoff of the Paranormal Activity series, this takes place with Latino characters and in a whole different culture and socio-economic strata. While this gives the series a face change, everything else it feels like the shuffling of a well-worn deck of plot cards

Paranormal Asylum (2013)

Paranormal Asylum (2013) poster
Rating: 2

Loosely set around the legend of Typhoid Mary with ghostbusters investigating an abandoned asylum. One of a host of films that automatically relegate themselves to B movies by borrowing the prefix ‘Paranormal’, this sits between the amateurish and occasionally interesting

Paranormal Entity (2009)

Paranormal Entity (2009) poster
Rating: 0.5

The Asylum’s answer to Paranormal Activity Oren Peli made his film for $15,000, which is about as cheap as it is possible to make a film; this manages to look even cheaper – simply someone wandering around with a camcorder that is at best aimed in the general direction of things happening

Paranormal Extremes: Text Messages from the Dead (2015)

Paranormal Extremes: Text Messages from the Dead (2015) poster
Rating: 1

The second-to-last film from legendary Z-budget filmmaker Ted V. Mikels. The title is a misnomer and the film is more about a woman discovering her abilities as a medium. Despite having been making films since the 1960s, Mikels has improved none in quality

ParaNorman (2012)

ParaNorman (2012) poster
Rating: 3

Stop-motion animated children’s film from Laika that demonstrates a willingness to be scary. The film starts to move out of the amiably likeable after around the halfway point when it begins to play a number of horror tropes against expectation to deliver a reasonable message about fear and prejudice

Parasites (2016)

Parasites (2016) poster
Rating: 3

This reverses the sympathies of films like Deliverance and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Rather than having people tortured by backwoods hicks, one man is forced to survive on a brutal run for his life through the more disreputable parts of L.A. while hunted by homeless.

Parasomnia (2008)

Parasomnia (2008) poster
Rating: 2

William Malone, the director of House on Haunted Hill remake, makes an interestingly different film about a girl who has spent most of her life asleep being pursued by a genius killer who invades her dreams

Party Bus to Hell (2017)

Party Bus to Hell (2017) poster
Rating: 2

A party bus is stranded in the desert and surrounded by Satanists. At least this is a film that you cannot complain delivers exactly what it promises – plentiful toplessness, gore and cheesy creature effects

Party Hard, Die Young (2018)

Party Hard, Die Young (2018) poster
Rating: 2

From the director of Attack of the Lederehosen Zombies, a slasher film set at a rave event

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

The Passion of the Christ (2004) poster
Rating: 2

Mel Gibson wants to give us a film that shows Jesus’s suffering leading up to the Crucifixion but has taken it to such an extreme that he has actually created a Torture Porn film that gives the Saw and Hostel franchises a run for their money

Passionate Revenge (1996)

Passionate Revenge/Friedn of the Family II (1996)
Rating: 1.5

Low-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a softcore variation on Fatal Attraction with a vengeful Shauna O’Brien obtaining a job as the babysitter with the married man who jilted her

Patient Zero (2018)

Patient Zero (2018) poster
Rating: 1

Former Doctor Who Matt Smith is absurdly miscast as someone who can speak the language of zombies. The film does nothing to make the premise believable.

Patrick Still Lives (1980)

Patrick Still Lives (1980) poster
Rating: 3

Patrick was a modest Australian film about a bedridden coma patient exhibiting physic powers. This is an unofficial Italian-made sequel made way back before anyone coined the term mockbuster. This has no compunctions about aiming for the completely trashy – and all the more entertainingly for it

Pay the Ghost (2015)

Pay the Ghost (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Nicolas Cage has never had a good relationship with the horror genre – remember The Wicker Man and Vampire’s Kiss? This gives all impression it was designed for the 50c bargain bins, in which Nic tries to save his missing son in what amounts to a supernatural version of Taken

Peelers (2016)

Peelers (2016) poster
Rating: 3

There have been a surprising number of films in recent years offering up the combination of zombies and strippers. Although what we have is never quite specified as zombies, this offers up strippers kicking zombie ass with a great deal of gore-drenched relish

Peeping Tom (1960)

Peeping Tom (1960) poster
Rating: 4

Classic psycho film that came out the same year as Psycho but was killed in release being seen as morally repugnant. From the great Michael Powell, this features a killer obsessed with filming women as he kills them and finds an uncomfortable brilliance in the way it blurs a director’s obsessions and a viewer’s complicity in what they see on screen

Peninsula (2020)

Peninsula (2020) poster
Rating: 3

Yeon Sang-ho makes a sequel to his international breakout zombie film hit of Train to Busan, appropriating the basics of Escape to New York to good ends

The Penny Dreadful Picture Show (2013)

The Penny Dreadful Picture Show (2013) poster
Rating: 2.5

Not to be confused with the recent tv series Penny Dreadful, this is another in the recent spate of multi-director horror anthologies – The ABCs of Death, V/H/S films etc. Directed with a retro vibe, the episodes are expectedly uneven but better than might be expected from the hands involved

A Perfect Getaway (2009)

A Perfect Getaway (2009) poster
Rating: 2

David Twohy has shown himself a standout screenwriter and director with the Riddick films but came unstuck with this effort where tourists in Hawaii come to believe their traveling companions are wanted killers. A film killed by far-fetched twists

Perfect Prey (1998)

Perfect Prey (1998) poster
Rating: 2

When the Bough Breaks was one of the better 1990s serial killer thrillers; though it didn’t need it, this is a sequel, albeit with a completely different cast. While the original was clever, this falls into drawing too much from The Silence of the Lambs, the inspiration behind both films

The Perfection (2018)

The Perfection (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Quite the most insane film I have seen in recent memory. The rivalry between two classical music students reminds of Black Swan albeit wound up to the histrionic level of What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, all added to the most pleasingly twisty mess-with-your assumptions script

Pernicious (2014)

Pernicious (2014) poster
Rating: 1

A film about three American girls who are haunted by a vengeful child spirit while in Thailand. Another post-Insidious film that uses a sinister adjective as title

Personal Shopper (2016)

Personal Shopper (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

Olivier Assayas’s high-profile but wildly critically divided work feels as though it has several competing plots circling around Kristen Stewart – a ghost story, one about a mystery texter and briefly a murder mystery – which feel incomplete and unfinished and only maybe intersecting with one another

Pet Sematary (2019)

Pet Sematary (2019) poster
Rating: 1

Remake of the Stephen King novel that opened to very divided reaction. The surprise about the film is bar one central aspect it is surprisingly faithful to the book. On the other hand, the changes make the crucial difference

Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)

Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) poster
Rating: 1

A sequel, or more correctly, prequel to the recent remake of the Stephen King novel. This has some legitimacy in that it is adapted from a story recounted in the book

Petals on the Wind (2014)

Petals on the Wind (2014) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to the Lifetime channel adaptation of Virginia C. Andrews’ Flowers in the Attic. Andrews’ prolific output of Gothic melodramas are really the horror equivalent of daytime soap operas. Though marginally better, this drowns in the same stultifying blandness as its predecessor

Peter Cushing: In His Own Words (2019)

Peter Cushing: In His Own Words (2019) poster
Rating: 3

Peter Cushing is one of cornerstone figures in the Hammer Films story. This is documentary based on interviews he made towards the end of his life

Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare (2025)

Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025) poster
Rating: 3

From the people behind Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, this is the horror version of Peter Pan. And good grief, does this go dark with Peter as a child abductor and Tinkerbell who shoots up ‘fairy dust’ through a needle

Phantasm: Ravager (2016)

Phantasm: Ravager (2016) poster
Rating: 2

Phantasm was a cult hit with its eerie otherworldly dream horrors. It spawned four sequels of which this is probably the last given that Angus Scrimm died earlier this year. The series peaked a couple of films ago and here the regulars pander to a comfortable familiarity without adding anything new to the mix

Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge (1989)

Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge (1989) poster
Rating: 2

This amusingly updates the story of The Phantom of the Opera to have the Phantom lurking in a modern mall. Cheesily entertaining 1980s horror coasting by on the coattails of the massive success of the musical adaptation where the most amusement comes in the gorily over-the-top despatches

The Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)

The Phantom of the Megaplex (2000) poster
Rating: 2

A Disney Channel film, this has the amusing idea of translating The Phantom of the Opera to a modern multiplex and telling it as a children’s story

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

The Phantom of the Opera (1925) poster
Rating: 4.5

The first and still the best version of the story. Made when The Phantom was a horror story rather than a weepie romance, everything from Lon Chaney’s performance to the amazing Gothic design and directorial set-pieces is classic

Phantom of the Opera (1943)

Phantom of the Opera (1943) poster
Rating: 1

The second film version of the story, lavishly remaking the classic 1925 Lon Chaney version in sound and colour. Alas, all this serves to do is stuff and mount the story. With the addition of a sympathetic backstory and cast with a wimpily diminutive Claude Rains, Chaney’s magnificently mad Phantom comes across like an indignant fox terrier

The Phantom of the Opera (1989)

The Phantom of the Opera (1989) poster
Rating: 3

On the back of popularity of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical and the Elm Street films, Robert Englund was cast in this version where the emphasis is on the slasher element, which works far better than you might think

The Phantom of the Opera (1990)

The Phantom of the Opera (1990) poster
Rating: 2.5

Lush tv mini-series with Charles Dance as the Phantom, this stands too much in the shadow of the then recent Lloyd Webber musical and its making The Phantom into a romantic figure as opposed to a horror icon

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) poster
Rating: 2

The long-planned film adaptation of The Phantom musical emerges as disaster under Joel Schumacher. The Phantom’s presence has all been watered down and the film exists as no more than a series of scenographic poses

Phantom of the Rue Morgue (1954)

Phantom of the Rue Morgue (1954) poster
Rating: 2

A version of Edgar Allan Poe’s Murders in the Rue Morgue that was made for the original 3D fad. That is to say, it is more a case of some elements of the story having been shuffled around into a new story with Karl Malden as a mad zookeeper using a hypnotised ape to kill women

Phantom of the Theatre (2016)

Phantom of the Theatre (2016) poster
Rating: 2

A fascinating Chinese version of The Phantom of the Opera, transplanted from a Parisian opera house of the 19th Century to a film being shot in an abandoned theatre in the 1930s. On the other hand, this version makes the most radical changes to the story of any of the Phantom films

Phobia (1980)

Phobia (1980) poster
Rating: 1

The great John Huston, the director of The Maltese Falcon, The African Queen and other classics, directs a psychotherapy psycho-thriller. Alas the thriller essentials slip entirely through his hands

Phobia (2008)

Phobia (2008) poster
Rating: 3

Horror anthology featuring four ghost stories from Thai directors. While all the segments vary in approach and style, this is a spooky and above average effort with the real standout being the final segment with an air hostess aboard a plane with a dead body in the midst of a storm

Phobias (2021)

Phobias (2021) poster
Rating: 2

Another horror anthology with each episode from a different directors, united around the wraparound theme of stories being told by patients in a strange psychiatric facility

Phone Booth (2002)

Phone Booth (2002) poster
Rating: 2.5

Sharp and original script from Larry Cohen in which Colin Farrell is trapped inside a phone booth by a sniper. Good story that even the awful Joel Schumacher in the director’s seat doesn’t screw up too badly

Picture Mommy Dead (1966)

Picture Mommy Dead (1966) poster
Rating: 2

Bert I. Gordon, best known for his giant bug films of the 1950s, makes a torrid psycho-thriller about a young girl being cheated of her inheritance as people around her are being killed possibly by the ghost of her mother (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

The Picture of Dorian Gray (1973)

The Picture of Dorian Gray (1973) poster
Rating: 4

From producer Dan Curtis, creator of tv’s Dark Shadows and The Night Stalker, an adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s novel about a libertine who remains eternally youthful while his debaucheries are transferred to a portrait. This has to count as the best version of the story to date.

Pig (2010)

Pig (2010) poster
Rating: 2

A Backwoods Brutality entry from the increasingly underrated Adam Mason where the entire film has been shot in a single take. Often brutal but much of the film seems monotonous with indulgent improvised performances allowed to dominate the show

Pig Hunt (2008)

Pig Hunt (2008) poster
Rating: 1.5

One of the most conceptually confusing films I have seen in some time – it starts out seeming like a film about people hunting a near-mythical giant pig before abruptly veering off into Backwoods Brutality territory and then out of the blue introducing a sinister cult to the mix

Pig Killer (2022)

Pig Killer (2022) poster
Rating: 0.5

A film based on true-life Canadian serial killer Robert Pickton who fed his victim’s bodies to his pigs

Piggy (2022)

Piggy (2022) poster
Rating: 3.5

Raw and undeniable brutal film in which a plus-size teenage girl forms a relationship with a serial killer after he abducts her tormentors

Piglet (2025)

Piglet (2025) poster
Rating: 1

Another of the horror versions of children’s stories, this has a in-name-only connection to Winnie-the-Pooh’s Piglet and is otherwise a variant on The Texas Chain Saw Massacre about a growth-hormone enhanced killer

Pillow Party Massacre (2023)

Pillow Party Massacre (2023) poster
Rating: 2.5

A well made tribute to the 1980s slasher film with characterisations and performances that make much rounded characters than usual