Goodbye World (2013)

Goodbye World (2013) poster
Rating: 2.5

Another End of the World film concerning the collapse of society as a group of friends gather. Feels more like a variant on The Big Chill than a film about the end of everything but is not without its moments

The Gracefield Incident (2017)

The Gracefield Incident (2017) poster
Rating: 3

We have had a few UFO Found Footage films, most of which are rehashes on The Blair Witch Project with aliens instead of backwoods hauntings. This is one entry that produces a series of eerie jumps

The Green Hornet (2011)

The Green Hornet (2011) poster
Rating: 1

The long-planned big screen adaptation of the popular radio and tv masked hero becomes a disaster by placing the script in the hands of a badly miscast star Seth Rogen who plays everything for comedy

The Green Hornet (1974)

The Green Hornet (1974) poster
Rating: 2

The Green Hornet was a tv series based on the radio and serial masked hero. Following Bruce Lee’s ascent to superstardom, three episodes of the series were re-edited as a feature film

Green Lantern (2011)

Green Lantern (2011) poster
Rating: 3

This received a lot of bad flak, including from star Ryan Reynolds, but I’m not one of the haters. There is the terrible CGI suit and a miscast Reynolds but it does get a good deal of the comic-book mythos right

Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022)

Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022) poster
Rating: 2

Green Lantern is a classic comic-book character but his screen presence were damaged by the Ryan Reynolds film. This conducts a severe reset of the character’s continuity

Green Lantern: Emerald Knights (2011)

Green Lantern Emerald Knights (2011) poster
Rating: 3

Animated film that tells different stories of various members of the Green Lantern Corps (including two stories from Alan Moore). Another of the worthwhile animated DC adaptations

Green Lantern: First Flight (2009)

Green Lantern First Flight (2009) poster
Rating: 3

The DC Universe Original Animated Movies conduct a solid and worthwhile animated retelling of the Green Lantern origin story, which delves into all the aspects of the mythos

Greenland (2020)

Greenland (2020) poster
Rating: 2

There seems something redundant in 2021 with the world in the grip of a very real apocalypse about watching an old-fashioned mass destruction disaster movie about an oncoming comet impact

Greenland: Migration (2026)

Greenland: Migration (2025) poster
Rating: 1

Greenland was a disaster movie on the familiar theme of a comet colliding with the Earth. This is a desultory sequel where the survivors emerge from the shelters to now have to survive in a changed post-apocalyptic world

The Groundstar Conspiracy (1972)

The Groundstar Conspiracy (1972) poster
Rating: 3

Originally a tv movie but released to theatres. Michael Sarrazin is man who survives an explosion at a laboratory with amnesia only to be accused of being a spy and end in a labyrinth of brainwashing and identity confusion

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) poster
Rating: 4

A triumphal Marvel Comics adaptations that manages to mainline the spirit of the original Star Wars, while in in its wryly, self-deflating culture savvy suggesting a Star Wars rewritten by a 14 year-old Quentin Tarantino

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 2 (2017)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 2 (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Guardians of the Galaxy was an audience winner with its eccentric humour and effortless charm; this sequel feels buried under bloated production overkill where the charms of the original remain thinly drawn

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023)

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 (2023) poster
Rating: 3

Third of the Guardians of the Galaxy films, this successfully recaptures the nature of the goofy ensemble comedy caper that made the first film such a winner but seemed to be missing in the second

A Guide to Dating at the End of the World (2022)

A Guide to Dating at the End of the World (2022) poster
Rating: 2

Australian film that is a romantic comedy take on The Quiet Earth, the classic work about three people who awake in an entirely deserted world

Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012)

Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Web-series, later released as a film, based on the Halo 4 videogame. While the games have a massively detailed backhistory of the universe, this is disappointingly only a low-budget military recruits in training scenario

Halo Legends (2010)

Halo Legends (2010) poster
Rating: 2.5

A compilation of shorts from anime directors set in the Halo videogame universe. The first two episodes have a breathtaking scale but the others are bitsy stories but nothing standout

Halo Nightfall (2014)

Halo Nightfall (2014) poster
Rating: 3

At last a good film spun off from the Halo videogame (and produced Ridley Scott!). A harsh story of planetary survival as stranded soldiers fight to escape aboard a two-person ship

The Handmaid’s Tale (1990)

The Handmaid"s Tale (1990) poster
Rating: 2

The original version of the Margaret Atwood novel made way before the tv series. This aims in the general direction but is more a film that achieves a sense of disquiet rather than the true horror of its’ heroine’s situation in this world

Hangar 18 (1980)

Hangar 18 (1980) poster
Rating: 2

In the aftermath of Close Encounters of the Third Kind, this was made by a company specialising in sensationalistic tabloid documentaries. Spielberg’s light show is dropped in favour of conspiratorial government coverup view of UFOs

Hanky Panky (2023)

Hanky Panky (2023) poster
Rating: 2

A gonzo comedy about an alien invasion that takes place during a getaway at a remote cabin by assorted comically dysfunctional characters including a man who is accompanied by a talking handkerchief

Hanna (2011)

Hanna (2011) poster
Rating: 2.5

A film about a genetically tinkered teenage girl assassin that never lives up to its potential. Saoirse Ronan is great in the title role but director Joe Wright never gives the action scenes the kick they need

Haphead (2015)

Haphead (2015) poster
Rating: 3

From SF writer Jim Munroe who made the impressive Ghosts With Shit Jobs, a micro-budgeted work set in a post-cyberpunk future where the fascination lies in the casually littered assumptions around the edges

The Happening (2008)

The Happening (2008) poster
Rating: 2

M. Night Shyamalan came majorly unstuck with this catastrophe film where humanity is driven to mass suicide by plant pollens. The idea is interesting but Shyamalan gets lost in vagueness and loopy mysticism

Happy Accidents (2000)

Happy Accidents (2000) poster
Rating: 4

Clever and intelligent comedy where Marisa Tomei finds the perfect man (Vincent D’Onofrio) who also claims to be a time traveller from the future. The film sits in an appealing state of ambiguity about whether this is true

Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

Happy Death Day 2U (2019) poster
Rating: 3

Happy Death Day seemed a gimmicky marriage between Groundhog Day and a slasher film. This sequel is a far better film that places some funny and quite clever spins on the previous film

Harbinger Down (2015)

Harbinger Down (2015) poster
Rating: 3

After being hired by The Thing remake and having his work replaced by CGI, makeup effects artist Alec Gillis made his own homage. With modest resources, he does a far better job of capturing the outlandishness of the original

Hard Revenge, Milly: Bloody Battle (2009)

Hard Revenge, Milly: Bloody Battle (2009) poster
Rating: 3

Full-length follow-up to Hard Revenge, Milly and the same mix of ferocious action and over-the-top splatter. Despite a large budget, this is marginally the lesser in sheer entertainment

Hard to Be a God (2013)

Hard to Be a God (2013) poster
Rating: 2

A modern cinematic masterpiece? A plotless three-hour work that rubs our face in the squalour of the Middle Ages while feeling like people crowded into a narrow room all trying to do cryptic things at cross-purpose

Hardwired (2009)

Hardwired (2009) poster
Rating: 2

This has the promising idea of a corporate-ruled future where people receive advertising implants but soon dissolves into the equivalent of a B-budget hacker thriller

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991) poster
Rating: 2

The novelty of a Cyberpunk biker film, this is an efficient actioner and assemblage of paper-thin cliches and poses with almost nothing of substance beneath them

Harrison Bergeron (1995)

Harrison Bergeron (1995) poster
Rating: 2

Adaptation of a Kurt Vonnegut story about a future where everyone must be average wherein Vonnegut’s farcical satire is completely misjudged and played straight

Have Rocket — Will Travel (1959)

Have Rocket -- Will Travel (1959) poster
Rating: 2

Full-length comedy from The Three Stooges where the idiots are janitors at a space centre who accidentally launch themselves into space. One of several Space Age films where popular comics where launched into space

Heart of Stone (2023)

Heart of Stone (2023) poster
Rating: 3

A spy action film starring Gal Gadot as a double agent. The film had its air stolen by Mission: Impossible Dead Reckoning, nevertheless is filled with exhilarating action sequences and should have had a higher profile

Heaven Ship (1918)

Heaven Ship (1918) poster
Rating: 2.5

The first serious film about spaceflight, a silent epic from Denmark about astronauts arriving on Mars and encountering a hippie Utopia. Worth watching for the quaint amusement of what it imagined would be

Heavy Metal (1981)

Heavy Metal (1981) poster
Rating: 2.5

Cult animated film that adapts several stories from the adult fantasy comic-book Metal Hurlant/Heavy Metal. These vary but in its better moments that has a trippy cult hallucinatory quality

Hello Down There (1969)

Hello Down There (1969) poster
Rating: 2

Director Jack Arnold was one of the great voices of 1950s SF cinema. Here he turns to making a none-too-funny comedy set in an underwater habitat. Featuring a teenage Richard Dreyfuss

Her (2013)

Her (2013) poster
Rating: 5

Spike Jonze addresses virtual relationships in this story of a romance between a man and an A.I. A film that is astonishing in its freshness, naturalness and avoidance of any of the cliches that have dogged other treatments.

High Life (2018)

High Life (2018) poster
Rating: 3

The title suggests a film about stoners more than about a space mission. From acclaimed director Claire Denis, this is less the space realism of Gravity and more akin to Solaris and its mission crew falling apart

High-Rise (2015)

High-Rise (2015) poster
Rating: 4

Ben Wheatley’s adaptation of J.G. Ballard’s novel about the residents of a high-rise apartment block and their descent into barbarism. The film is rich with biting social allegory and is Wheatley’s most accomplished to date

Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) poster
Rating: 0-

Probably THE worst sequel ever made. The script’s treatment of continuity to the first film is utterly incoherent, while director Russell Mulcahy and most of the cast go at it with unrestrained OTT excess

The History of Future Folk (2012)

The History of Future Folk (2012) poster
Rating: 2

Aliens come to Earth and form a bluegrass band! The basic idea holds an undeniable appeal but the film seems caught between wanting to be a B-movie parody and an indie film that takes itself seriously

The History of Time Travel (2014)

The History of Time Travel (2014) poster
Rating: 4

An ingenious mockumentary about the development of a time travel machine. This takes place as a ‘documentary’ discussing the invention but the cleverness is in seeing how small details keep changing in the background

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (1981) poster
Rating: 3

The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy was a multi-media phenomenon that has developed a cult. The tv series with a less-than-stellar BBC budget was not the most effective incarnation of these but still hits the wittily absurd nerve of Douglas Adams’ humour

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) poster
Rating: 1

The big-budget film version of The Hitch Hiker’s Guide phenomenon is a disaster that fumbles Douglas Adams’s absurdist wit and blows everything up with big-budget effects and a pitch to American audiences

Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)

Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

The second film based on the videogame, more a reboot than a sequel. This is far closer to the game than the earlier film and emerges as the superior of the two due to a slick action movie polish

Hollow Man (2000)

Hollow Man (2000) poster
Rating: 2

Paul Verhoeven uses CGI effects to revamp the invisible man film with amazing results. On the other hand, Verhoeven’s penchant for sex and violence overkill quickly emerges with distasteful results

Hollywoodland (2006)

Hollywoodland (2006) poster
Rating: 3.5

A film based around the suicide of tv’s Superman George Reeves, questioning whether it was a murder. The details are discussed in depth without ever arriving at a solution, while the casting adds up to an absorbing mystery

Hologram Man (1995)

Hologram Man (1995) poster
Rating: 0.5

SF/action film with a ludicrous premise about a future prison where criminals are turned into holograms. Joe Lara is one lone cop facing an escaped inmate in a hologram body

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) poster
Rating: 4

A delightful Disney film about the adventures of a group of kids who are accidentally miniaturised and have to make their way across a now giant-sized backyard. The effects are top-notch and the film pure and unabashed fun

Hoppers (2026)

Hoppers (2026) poster
Rating: 3

The 30th film from Pixar, a strange take on Avatar where a young conservationist enters a robotic beaver body in order to venture out among the animals. Directed with a good deal of likeably snappy humour

Horror Express (1972)

Horror Express (1972) poster
Rating: 3

Wonderfully madcap film with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing travelling aboard the Trans-Siberian Express in the 1900s realising they are facing a body-hopping alien