Jiu Jitsu (2020)

Jiu Jitsu (2020) poster
Rating: 2

The action film has largely died off in the 2010s. This is very much a throwback with a set-up reminiscent of Predator about an action team fighting an alien in the jungle

Jodorowsky’s Dune (2013)

Jodorowsky's Dune (2013) poster
Rating: 4

A fascinating documentary about one of the most amazing films never made – director Alejandro Jodorowsky’s planned adaptation of Dune in the mid-1970s

John Carter (2012)

John Carter (2012) poster
Rating: 3

While the film bombed, it emerges as a fairly good and faithful, lavishly produced adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ swashbuckling planetary adventure

John Dies at the End (2012)

John Dies at the End (2012) poster
Rating: 4

Phantasm series director Don Coscarelli makes a mind-expanding effort that seems a conceptual collision between Donnie Darko, Limitless, a slacker version of Supernatural and Dr Strange

Johnny English Reborn (2011)

Johnny English Reborn (2011) poster
Rating: 1.5

Rowan Atkinson is a very funny man but try as I might I cannot get into these Johnny English films – they seem at best lame Austin Powers castoffs with gags designed for the single digit age range

Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)

Johnny English Strikes Again (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Rowan Atkinson in his third outing as the inept spy. Atkinson is a talented comic but these Johnny English films, which are like less sophisticated versions of Peter Sellers’ Inspector Closeau, are the least of his comedy incarnations

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Eggs from 70 Million B.C. (1996)

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Eggs from 70 Million B.C. (1996) poster
Rating: 3

The fourth of the Josh Kirby juveniles and the point the series started to become quite well made. This takes a visit to Azabeth’s homeworld of warrior people.

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Journey to the Magic Cavern (1996)

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Journey to the Magic Cavern (1996) poster
Rating: 2

The fifth of the Josh Kirby juvenile adventures where the young time-travelling hero sets out on a quest to the Magic Cavern to find the Shroom People

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Last Battle for the Universe (1996)

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Last Battle for the Universe (1996) poster
Rating: 3

The sixth and last of the Josh Kirby time-travelling juvenile adventures produced by Charles Band and the best of the series, which takes a trip into Josh’s past

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Planet of the Dino-Knights (1995)

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Planet of the Dino-Knights (1995) poster
Rating: 2

This was the first and one of the weaker of the generally quite likeable films from Charles Band about the time-travelling adventures of a juvenile hero

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! The Human Pets (1995)

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! The Human Pets (1995) poster
Rating: 2

This was the second and weakest of the Josh Kirby juvenile time travel adventures that takes the young hero and companions to a future where they are enslaved by giants

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Trapped on Toyworld (1996)

Josh Kirby … Time Warrior! Trapped on Toyworld (1996) poster
Rating: 2.5

This was the third of the Josh Kirby juvenile time travelling adventures from Charles Band that takes Josh and his companions to a planet of living toys

Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) poster
Rating: 2

A live-action film based on the animated tv series about a girl rock band who originally appeared in Archie comics, this gets buried under its own efforts to be cutely ironic

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012)

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) poster
Rating: 1

Sequel to Journey to the Center of the Earth, a supposed adaptation of Jules Verne’s Mysterious Island and a consistently silly, nonsensical film that operates at the level of a children’s cartoon

Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D (2008)

Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D (2008) poster
Rating: 2

This family friendly adaptation of the classic Jules Verne novel was made to highlight the 3D process and throws most of the book out to essentially become Jules Verne the theme park ride

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959) poster
Rating: 2.5

The success of Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea created a spate of Jules Verne’s adaptation. Here Verne’s tale of explorers in an underground realm has been turned into an absurdly colourful adventure

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1988)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1988) poster
Rating: 0-

Ostensibly as a teen version of the Jules Verne novel made by Cannon Films. However, this started under one director and finished under another with totally incomprehensible results

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1999)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (1999) poster 2
Rating: 2.5

Hallmark TV mini-series version of the Jules Verne novel that keeps faith to the book for the most part before heading off on some colourfully exotic adventures

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) poster
Rating: 1

A mockbusters from The Asylum made to coincide with the big-budget Brendan Fraser film. Resemblance to the Jules Verne book fairly much ends at the title

Judge Dredd (1995)

Judge Dredd (1995) poster
Rating: 2

The film adaptation of the cult comic-book looks great in terms of design but misses the comic’s satiric sense of humour and simply becomes a thudding Sylvester Stallone action vehicle

Jules (2023)

Jules (2023) poster
Rating: 3

Likeable comedy variant on E.T. – The Extra-Terrestrial in which senior citizen Ben Kingsley befriends an alien visitor after its UFO crashes in his backyard. Few films are made with such an acute awareness of aging

Jules Verne’s Rocket to the Moon (1967)

Jules Verne's Rocket to the Moon (1967) poster
Rating: 1

This jumps aboard the 1960s fad for Jules Verne film adaptations but it has nothing to do with Verne and is instead a slapstick caper film about the building of a rocket during the Victorian era

Jumper (2008)

Jumper (2008) poster
Rating: 2

Doug Liman makes a film that has a great concept – a secret world of people with the mental ability to teleport anywhere – that emerges as no more than a slickly polished effort that does nothing with its premise

Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Jupiter Ascending (2015) poster
Rating: 3.5

The Wachowskis set out to make a space opera adventure in the Star Wars vein. As always, the elevate every genre they take on and the film is packed with astonishing action sequences and wild, mind-expanding ideas

Jurassic Park III (2001)

Jurassic Park III (2001) poster
Rating: 2

Steven Spielberg handed the directorial reins of the series over to Joe Johnston and this emerges as a better film than The Lost World was, even if it is only ever arranged around a series of effects set-pieces

Jurassic Park (1993)

Jurassic Park (1993) poster
Rating: 4

An enormous hit for Steven Spielberg who took new emergent CGI technologies and wowed audiences with dinosaurs brought to life in dazzlingly realistic detail. It doesn’t hurt that he delivers a relentlessly suspenseful film too

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Jurassic Park: Fallen Kingdom (2018) poster
Rating: 2

Fifth of the Jurassic Park films. Industrial Light and Magic do their usual excellent job but this time the film is just recycling the same thing as before with minimal change

Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)

Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) poster
Rating: 3

The seventh of the Jurassic Park/World films, this receives a creative shot in the arm from Gareth Edwards, director of Monsters and The Creator

Jurassic Predator (2018)

Jurassic Predator (2018) poster
Rating: 3

Rather good British-made low-budget take on Jurassic Park, which conducts its variation with an undeniable sense of humour. One of the better films from low-budget director Andrew Jones

Jurassic World (2015)

Jurassic World (2015) poster
Rating: 2.5

After two ho-hum sequels, this finally delivers a solid follow-up to Jurassic Park. Rather than more scenes with dinosaurs chasing people, this comes with some fascinating ideas about seeing the park in operation

Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)

Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) poster
Rating: 2

This was the sixth film in the Jurassic Park/World franchise and offers very much a return to the familiar. It at least also shakes several familiar things up

Justice League (2017)

Justice League (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Zack Snyder completes his run through DC superheroes with mixed results. The introduction of the characters works well but Snyder too readily throws established continuity out the window, while the visual dourness becomes tedious

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

An animated film adaptation of Crisis on Infinite Earths, one of the classic DC Comics titles of all time. With superhero films now obsessed with multiverses, this seems the perfect time to bring it to the screen

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Three (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

The third and final part of the adaptation of DC Comics’ classic title Crisis on Infinite Earths featuring an epic battle to prevent the destruction of the multiverse

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024)

Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: 2.5

The second part of the epic three film animated adaptation of the classic DC Comics title Crisis on Infinite Earths concerning a battle across the DC multiverse

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)

Justice League Crisis on Two Earths (2010) poster
Rating: 3

Second of the Bruce Timm animated films based on DC’s Justice League, this has been construed as a Mirror Universe take that pits the Justice League up against villainous versions of themselves

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020) poster
Rating: 2

The DC Comics animated version of an Avengers film where they put every superhero under their roof on screen at once, including Justice League Dark, the regular Justice League, Suicide Squad and Teen Titans

Justice League: Doom (2012)

Justice League Doom (2012) poster
Rating: 2

A relative disappointment among the mostly excellent animated DC superhero films, this pits each member of the Justice League with a matching super-villain only who seemingly kills them off

Justice League: Gods and Monsters (2015)

Justice League Gods and Monsters (2015) poster
Rating: 2

An alternate world take on DC Comics characters, who are much more morally ambiguous – Superman is General Zod’s son and Batman’s role is taken by Man-Bat and is an actual vampire

Justice League of America (1997)

Justice League of America (1997) poster
Rating: 0-

Painfully bad attempt to incarnate the comic-book team as live-action tv pilot where the characters are played for comedy in an attempt to mimic the then success of Friends

Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (2013)

Justice League The Flashpoint Paradox (2013) poster
Rating: 3

A strong, intelligent DC Universe animated film set in an alternate timeline where the histories of various familiar DC characters have turned out radically different

Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)

Justice League The New Frontier (2008) poster 2
Rating: 3

Animated Justice League film, which adapts a comic-book storyline that reconceived the various DC superheroes as they were back in the era of their original creation

Justice League: Throne of Atlantis (2015)

Justice League Throne of Atlantis (2015) poster
Rating: 2

Not so much a Justice League film as an Aquaman origin film, which at least conducts a character oft regard as a DC laughing stock with suitable dignity

Justice League vs the Fatal Five (2019)

Justice League vs the Fatal Five (2019) poster
Rating: 2

A DC Universe Original Animated Movie that introduces the Legion of Superheroes, their nemeses The Fatal Five and an assortment of new Justice League members to widen diversity

Justice League: War (2014)

Justice League War (2014) poster
Rating: 2

Another of the DC Universe Animated Films that rewrites the Justice League into DC’s New 52 continuity reboot. This changes the character’s origins and designs to little point

Justice League: Warworld (2023)

Justice League: Warworld (2023) poster
Rating: 2

Another of the animated DC Comics films in which various of their regular characters find themselves incarnated in simulated combat arenas

Justice Society: World War II (2021)

Justice Society: World War II (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

The Justice Society of American was the first comic-book superhero team, bringing together all the heroes at DC Comics of the day. This is an animated film devoted to them

K-PAX (2001)

K-Pax (2001) poster
Rating: 2

Kevin Spacey is a mysterious patient in a psychiatric institution who makes possibly true claims to be an alien. An uncredited ripoff of the far superior Man Facing Southeast

Kafka (1991)

Kafka (1991) poster
Rating: 2.5

Steven Soderbergh’s second film was this flop pseudo-biopic that places Franz Kafka (Jeremy Irons) alongside mad scientist elements and German Expressionist homages but fails to find much of Kafka’s paranoid mood

The Karate Killers (1967)

The Karate Killers (1967) poster
Rating: 2

One of the appealingly colourful theatrical films edited together from the tv series The Man from U.N.C.L.E. – although surprisingly given the title this is not a martial arts film

Kids vs Aliens (2022)

Kids vs Aliens (2022) poster
Rating: 2

The director of Hobo with a Shotgun returns with a film about a group of kids caught up in the midst as aliens invade a party put on while their parents are away

Kill Command (2016)

Kill Command (2016) poster
Rating: 3

Modest British film about a unit of soldiers on an exercise who become hunted by killer robots. With effects that easily rival those of bigger-budgeted Hollywood films, this produces a very intensive little film

Kill Switch (2017)

Rating: 2.5

Dutch film involving action between this and a parallel Earth. Much of this is shot First Person Shooter perspective, while the director provides an accomplished level of mass destruction CGI effects all by himself

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) poster
Rating: 2

Killer clown film directed by the Chiodo Brothers best known for their makeup effects who come up with an appealing arsenal of sinister clown figures. On the other hand, the film is a one-note joke

Killer Mountain (2011)

Killer Mountain (2011) poster
Rating: 2

You would not be mistaken for thinking this a regular mountaineering drama – and that’s how half of the film transpires. Then it gets weird and introduces everything from monsters to Ancient Astronauts

King Charles III (2017)

King Charles III (2017) poster
Rating: 3.5

A near future film that with eviscerates the royals with biting savagery as it depicts Prince Charles becoming the King of England and clashing with the government of the day

King Cohen (2017)

King Cohen (2017) poster
Rating: 3.5

A documentary about cult director Larry Cohen, best known for It’s Alive and other works. This is filled with hilariously entertaining stories of his guerrilla film-making methods

King Ralph (1991)

King Ralph (1991) poster
Rating: 2

A comedy where the Royal Family is wiped out and vulgar American nightclub singer John Goodman inherits the crown. Much comedic play between American vulgarity and British ceremony ensues.

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024)

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) poster
Rating: 3

A fourth entry in the Planet of the Apes reboot saga. The previous two entries hit incredible heights in terms of motion capture performances but this still a solid entry that holds up well

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) poster
Rating: 2.5

Kingsman with its parody of gentlemanliness and action movie sensibilities, was the smartest of the modern spy movie parodies. This sequel has gone to the excesses of the Roger Moore Bond films in the space of one film

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) poster
Rating: 3.5

This rescues the spy film from the silliness of Austin Powers. The film’s sly mocking of its Englishness, with Colin Firth going into action as an impeccably mannered gentleman, along with explosive action sequences is irresistible

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978) poster
Rating: 0-

A Hanna-Barbera film based around 70s rock group Kiss where they are cast as superheroes fighting a mad scientist who operates from an amusement park with an army of android duplicates

Kite (2014)

Kite (2014) poster
Rating: 2

English language adaptation of an anime. The original was controversial for its copious sex and violence; here we get an anodyne action movie that is no more than The Punisher cast with a teenage girl