No Men Beyond This Point (2015)

No Men Beyond This Point (2015) poster
Rating: 4

Film that depicts an alternate world where women have gained the upper-hand and men are a disappearing minority. This proved an unexpected delight, a mockumentary that comes in perfect and side-splitting deadpan, not to mention explores its premise with absolutely logical regard

No Time to Die (2021)

No Time to Die (2021) poster
Rating: 2.5

Daniel Craig’s swansong as James Bond but it no longer seems a Bond that Ian Fleming would recognise leading to the question of whether James Bond still has any relevance in 2021

Nope (2022)

Nope (2022) poster
Rating: 2.5

Jordan Peele seems to have arrived at the same position that M. Night Shyamalan was in in the early 2000s. In his third film as director, he makes a film about UFOs that becomes a baffling scratch of the head

The Northlander (2016)

The Northlander (2016) poster
Rating: 1

Post-holocaust film made by and starring Canadian First Nations people. While the film uses the aftermath of a civilisation as a setting, it never seems that interested in exploring it. The film peters out in an uninteresting resoution and features some appallingly pretentious dialogue

Nr. 10 (2021)

Nr. 10 (2021) poster
Rating: 2

Alex van Warmerdam makes a very strange black comedy, so deadpan you are not sure if you are meant to be laughing or not

Nuoc 2030 (2014)

Nuoc 2030 (2014) poster
Rating: 2

The novelty of the world’s first Vietnamese science-fiction film set in a future where many areas are underwater as a result of climate change. Much of this is a very dull film observing the day to day life of people affected but the SF elements intrude in occasionally interesting ways

The Nutty Professor (1963)

The Nutty Professor (1963) poster
Rating: 3.5

Jerry Lewis is either a low him or hate him figure; whatever the case, one should give this, his best film, a chance … It is Lewis offering his own comedic spin on the Jekyll/Hyde story, which contains a great performance on his part as he swings between a socially inept nerd and smooth lounge singer

The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)

The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) poster
Rating: 2.5

Sequel to the Eddie Murphy remake of The Nutty Professor. That film’s tour-de-force was a scene with Murphy playing all the members of his family. Here the family have been brought to the fore. Murphy’s performance and the effects are expectedly great but the plot is all over the place

Oblivion (2013)

Oblivion (2013) poster
Rating: 3

This falls short of being a great science-fiction film by a hairs breadth. Not the big space/action film it was sold as, more a Philip K. Dickian conceptual breakthrough film that seems to have borrowed large chunks of its set-up from Moon

Oceans Rising (2017)

Oceans Rising (2017) poster
Rating: 1

Disaster movie from The Asylum set around global warming. Notable for two things – the wackiness of the scientist’s scheme to save the planet by creating black holes, and the cheapness of the production, which does almost everything it can to avoid effects shots

Octopussy (1983)

Octopussy (1983) poster
Rating: 2

The thirteenth James Bond film. the fifth for Roger Moore. While the preceding entry had tried to trim back the cartoonish excesses of the Moore era, it is back to business as usual here. The film frequently feels divorced from the remotest shred of realism

Okja (2017)

Okja (2017) poster
Rating: 3

Boon Jong Ho’s version of E.T., albeit one where E.T. is a genetically-engineered pig the size of an SUV, not to mention one with an oddball sense of humour that it is hard to imagine being enjoyed by young age groups

Old (2021)

Old (2021) poster
Rating: 3.5

M. Night Shyamalan gets more of a bad rap than he is due. I am happy to argue that this, which is set around a beach where people rapidly age, is one of his best films to date

The Omega Man (1971)

The Omega Man (1971) poster
Rating: 2

The second film version of I Am Legend, this rewrites the book’s vampires as mutants and abandons its mood of paranoia for a fantasy of hippie utopia and Charlton Heston in square-jawed action hero mode

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) poster
Rating: 3.5

The sixth James Bond film where Sean Connery was replaced by Australian model George Lazenby who had never acted before. Lazenby is a disliked Bond but that tends does stand in the way of the fact that this is a fine character-driven Bond film with some of the best action sequences of the series

On the Silver Globe (1988)

On the Silver Globe (1988) poster
Rating: 3

Andrzej Zulawski, known for the demented Possession, makes an SF film about planetary colonisation. The spirit of Andrei Tarkovsky hangs over the film, which is long and philosophically rambling. What you cannot deny is the film’s epic scope and the mad splendour of Zulawski’s visuals

100° Below 0 (2013)

100o Degrees Below Zero (2013) poster
Rating: 1

Syfy Channel disaster movie about a mass volcanic eruption plunging Europe into an instant Ice Age. All the usual potted formulaic drama and cheap effects – the absurdity of the film is surely demonstrated by the fact that people wander about in the midst of -100 degree temperatures in t-shirts

100 Million BC (2008)

100 Million BC (2008) poster
Rating: 2

An Asylum mockbuster released at the same time as Roland Emmerich’s 10,000 B.C., this involves time travel mission into the prehistoric past that accidentally brings a dinosaur back to the present

One Million AC/DC (1969)

One Million AC/DC (1969) poster
Rating: 0-

A lost Edward D. Wood Jr film. Clearly made as a parody on the hit Raquel Welch-starring One Million Years B.C., this is adult work depicting the sex lives of cave people

One Million B.C. (1940)

One Million B.C. (1940) poster
Rating: 3

Classic caveman vs dinosaurs prehistoric drama later to be remade as the more famous version with Raquel Welch. This plays as fairly creaky today but gains an undeniable vividness with the raw ferocity of its dinosaur scenes (played by optically enlarged lizards)

One of Our Spies is Missing (1966)

One of Our Spies is Missing (1966) poster
Rating: 3

The third cinematically released film repackaged from episodes of the cultish 1960s spy tv series The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. Despite a scattershot plot that doglegs all over the place, the film is made with a wonderfully droll sense of humour that makes it undeniably appealing

One Point 0 (2004)

One Point 0 (2004) poster
Rating: 2

This travels into very similar places to Roman Polanski’s The Tenant – a paranoid tale about a man surrounded by very strange apartment neighbours. Apart from adding some reality blurring SF twists to the mix, this does little more than churn cliches

One Spy Too Many (1966)

One Spy Too Many (1966) poster
Rating: 3

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. tv series was construed as lighter take on the James Bond films. This, the third theatrical film recut from tv episodes, is one of the most entertaining, creating a memorable super-villain and almost entirely consisting of over-the-top death traps and action set-pieces

1, 2, 3, Whiteout: The End of the Light Age (2007)

1, 2, 3, Whiteout End of the Light Age (2007) poster
Rating: 1

Baffling SF film that lacks anything resembling a plot and seems mostly an experimental film about showing pretty light patterns

Only (2019)

Only (2019) poster
Rating: 2.5

A film made for the era of Coronavirus crisis if there ever was one. This concerns a worldwide plague that kills all women where Freida Pinto may be the left woman left alive. What is uncannily predictive is the film’s images of empty streets and supermarket shelves, people huddled in quarantine and social distancing

Operation Avalanche (2016)

Operation Avalanche (2016) poster
Rating: 3.5

This takes the old conspiracy theory about the Moon Landing being faked by tv and rather hilariously is a Found Footage film being shot by two filmmakers who have been tasked with fabricating the Moon Landing

Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023)

Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023) poster
Rating: 3

Guy Ricthie makes a spy action film that doesn’t take itself too seriously and is far more absurdly entertaining than anything you expect it to be. Hugh Grant steals the day as the super-villain of the show

Orbiter 9 (2017)

Orbiter 9 (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Spanish film about a lone girl on a space mission who has never met another human being and her sudden awakening to the real nature of her world. To say more is to give the film’s on big surprise away. Alas after revealing this, the film seems at a loss what to do next

OtherLife (2017)

OtherLife (2017) poster
Rating: 2

Australian SF film about the development of a set of eyedrops that allow the recipient to experience a set of preprogrammed virtual memories. The film does nothing with the idea beyond rehashing Total Recall-like reality games

Outside the Wire (2021)

Rating: 1

There have been some impressive works about A.I. in the last few years. This plays out as Ex Machina by way of Training Day and is only notable in its ridiculous implausibility

Ow (2014)

Ow (2014) poster
Rating: 2

This begins fantastically well – the appearance of a mysterious alien object that paralyses everybody who looks upon it – only to take a major nosedive in its second act where we promptly realise that the filmmakers didn’t have a clue where to take the story after that

P.G. Psycho Goreman (2020)

P.G. Psycho Goreman (2020) poster
Rating: 3

The great and underrated Steven Kostanski makes another of his homages to the 1980s VHS era. This has a winning concept where kids befriend an intergalactic dark lord

Pacific Rim (2013)

Pacific Rim (2013) poster
Rating: 3.5

Giant mecha robots beating the crap out of giant monsters – what’s not to like? In comparison to the Transformers films, Guillermo Del Toro looks to find the soul of the robot jock – in essence, Transformers for grown-ups

Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

Rating: 2

Pacific Rim wasn’t Guillermo Del Toro’s best film but it was a fun attempt to imagine giant Japanese mecha robots battling giant monsters. This is a sequel but without Del Toro it is reduced to no more than one of Michael Bay’s Transformers films

Pandorica (2016)

Pandorica (2016) poster
Rating: 2

This comes with a premise that holds interest – it many years after the collapse of civlisation where three youth are taken into the woods on a rite of passage only to encounter someone from another tribe fleeing with an object that makes the possessor a god – a handgun

Panic in Year Zero! (1962)

Panic in Year Zero! (1962) poster
Rating: 2

A film about the outbreak of nuclear war directed by actor Ray Milland. What takes you aback is the naked liberatarian fantasy that Milland engages in, arguing in favour of a brutal ruthlessness in the name of survival

Paradise Hills (2019)

Paradise Hills (2019) poster
Rating: 2

Nacho Vigalondo scripted film that seems like a mix between a girls’ boarding school story and an SF film like The Island, all directed with amazingly over-ornamented costuming and design scheme not seen on screen since at least The Cell

Paradox (2016)

Paradox (2016) poster
Rating: 2.5

There have been some ingenious time paradox films in recent years, this is a modest low-budget offering in which a scientist travels one hour into the future only to find everybody at the lab has been killed. Returning in time, he tries to stop everything from happening.

Parallels (2015)

Parallels (2015) poster
Rating: 3

Smart and fascinating venture into the alternate universe hopping theme that suggests something of what the underwhelming Sliders should have been. Originally made as the pilot for a tv series, this comes with much intriguing backstory set-up for a potential series

Parasyte Part 1 (2014)

Parasyte Part I (2014) poster
Rating: 3

Live-action adaptation of a manga about the war between body-snatching parasites that are capable of rearranging their host’s bodies. This plays out as a madcap version of The Thing relocated to a Japanese high school

Passengers (2016)

Passengers (2016) poster
Rating: 4

The gratifying pleasure of a solid conceptually-driven science-fiction film – all based around the premise of “what if a cryogenic sleeper woke up halfway through a deep space voyage?” and the moral choices he must make. Strong, intelligent character-driven science-fiction and possibly the best designed film of the year

The Passion of Ayn Rand (1999)

The Passion of Ayn Rand (1999) poster
Rating: 3

Biopic about controversial philosopher/SF writer Ayn Rand or at least one that focuses on the extra-marital affair she had throughout her life. Given that the film is based on a book by other man’s wife, it does come with the odd axe to grind