Kite (2014)

Kite (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Teenage Girl Vigilante

English language adaptation of an anime. The original was controversial for its copious sex and violence; here we get an anodyne action movie that is no more than The Punisher cast with a teenage girl

Brick Mansions (2014)

Brick Mansions (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future Action/Walled-Off Ghetto

The English-language remake of the Luc Besson-produced Banlieue 13. The electrifying parkour scenes of the original now seem routine and the film’s social set-up so thinly sketched as to be negligible as science-fiction

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Futuristic Military Action Team

You can’t complain that this is not exactly what you expect it to be – two hours of cartoonish action during which the brain singularly fails to engage. This is less unapologetic about being a military fantasy than the first film

Elysium (2013)

Elysium (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Class Divide

The second film from Neill Blomkamp. As in District 9, he starts out making a savage and biting social critique about social privilege and financial elites only to let the film descend into action moves in the third act

The Colony (2013)

The Colony (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Grim Survival in a Frozen Future

This creates a fascinatingly different future – a world of grim survivalism amid a new Ice Age in the aftermath of Global Warming. The look of the film is fantastic, only to fritter it on an action focus and Mad Max cliches

Death Race 3: Inferno (2012)

Death Race 3: Inferno (2012) poster
Rating: ★½
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

By tthis third film, the Death Race series is straining trying to find something original to do with a ry limited premise. The Death Race now takes place in the South African desert but the action scenes prove monotonous

Dredd (2012)

Dredd (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Adaptation/Future Law Enforcement Officer

A second film version of the Judge Dredd comic-book. More faithful than the Sylvester Stallone version, this comes with a satisfyingly visceral kick, yet a low-budget means that we see little of Dredd’s satiric future

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012)

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Super-Soldiers/Action/Identity Bender

Sixth entry in the series, this throws out all the themes the previous sequels operated by and feels like a Universal Soldier film written by Philip K. Dick with utterly fascinating results. John Hyams hits in with a brutal intensity that shows he is one of the most exciting up and coming action directors

Underworld: Awakening (2012)

Underworld: Awakening (2012) poster
Rating: ★½
Vampire-Werewolf War

Yet another entry that nobody asked for in a conceptually threadbare series that nobody seems to like … passably better than the last two sequels due to some ok action moves but still empty-headed in terms of ideas

Alex Cross (2012)

Alex Cross (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Serial Killer Thriller

Reboot of James Patterson’s criminal profiler books makes the mistake of hiring an action director. Tyler Perry lacks the genius mental agility Morgan Freeman previously brought to the role but Matthew Fox does crazy well

Total Recall (2012)

Total Recall (2012) poster
Rating: ★★½
Virtual Memories/Reality Bender/Action

I was never a particular fan of the Schwarzenegger original and this improves on it somewhat. This is far better conceived as an action film with some amazing Cyberpunk designs. On the other hand, the two decades interim has made the story’s Philip K. Dick-ian reality bendings seem commonplace

Battleship (2012)

Battleship (2012) poster
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US Navy vs Alien Invaders/Boardgame Adaptation

Adaptation of the Battleship boardgame that emerges at best as wannabe Michael Bay. Imagine Pearl Harbor mashed up with a Transformers film and lots of bone-headed glorification of American militarism

The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012)

The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Sword and Sorcery

The best of an otherwise lightweight, throwaway series. Roel Reiné directs some good action scenes, even if the hackneyed plotting never lets the show rise to anything more than average

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)

Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Complex of Zombies and Mutants

Another unnecessary entry in a creativity-handicapped series, the continuing popularity of which is baffles. This shuffles through the familiar moves, brings back several familiar characters but only leaves me asking why I have invested some nine hours of time following this series

Lockout (2012)

Lockout (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Orbiting Prison/Action

Luc Besson written action-prison film that blatantly borrows from Escape From New York. An entertaining comic-book of a movie, even if its depth exists no further than Guy Pearce tossing off flip one-liners

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012)

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (2012) poster
Rating:
Secret History

Seth Grahame-Smith’s original book was a witty historical joke that retold the events of Lincoln’s life as a secret history involving vampires. The film somehow misses the joke and turns everything into a ridiculously over-the-top action film

Cross (2011)

Cross (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Action Film/Mystical Artifacts

A copy of The Expendables (albeit with the addition of fantasy elements) that brings together a line-up of B-action movie actors as a team. While some of the actors shine, the feel is of a cheaper effort earnestly trying to copy its betters

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011)

Bloodrayne: The Third Reich (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire vs Nazis

The third of Uwe Boll’s Bloodrayne trilogy and one of his better films. The action scenes are slickly choreographed and the film is largely made by Michael Paré and Clint Howard who play to the gallery with entertaining regard

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011)

Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Spy/Action Film

The best of Tom Cruise’s Mission: Impossible films to this point. The live-action directorial debut of Pixar director Brad Bird proves an inspired move and Bird gets all the gadgetry just right along with a series of sensational action sequences

Hanna (2011)

Hanna (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Teenage Girl Assassin

A film about a genetically tinkered teenage girl assassin that never lives up to its potential. Saoirse Ronan is great in the title role but director Joe Wright never gives the action scenes the kick they need

Drive Angry (2011)

Drive Angry (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Occult Car Chase Film

Essentially a supernatural version of a 1970s car chase movie with Nicolas Cage as a motorist who has escaped from Hell to settle a score. This makes a play for the trashy and absurd and comes out all the more entertaining for it

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Transformer Robots

The third of Michael Bay’s Transformers films. While the human scenes opt for a ghastly miscalculated sense of humour, the effects houses are at the peak of their game, even if Bay allows them to drag the mass destruction out to a numbing excess

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)

Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) poster
Rating:
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Four films in and clear evidence that the Resident Evil series needs to be retired. This consists of tediously borrowed action moves now presented in 3D and a plot of random dead ends that make little sense

Predators (2010)

Predators (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Action/Humans Hunted by Alien Sportsmen

Despite being hamstrung with Adrien Brody in Action Hero mode, this is a hard-edged film that goes some way to rescue the Predator franchise from its novelty crossovers with Alien(s)

The Book of Eli (2010)

The Book of Eli (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Post-Holocaust Action

Denzel Washington as an enigmatic Man With No Name wandering the post-holocaust apocalyptic landscape. This follows the cliches of the genre before it bizarrely morphs into a Biblical allegory partway through

AVN (2010)

AVN (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ninjas Fight Alien Creatures

Japanese film that true to its title offers pits ninja against alien creatures. The film plants tongue considerably in cheek as it offers up a series of wildly fantastique action scenes and creature effects

Death Race 2 (2010)

Death Race 2 (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

The first of three sequels (actually a prequel) to Paul W.S. Anderson’s Death Race, this gives the origins of Frankenstein and the Death Race. This rehashes much of the first film as generic direct-to-dvd fodder

Terminator Salvation (2009)

Terminator Salvation (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
War Against the Machines

The fourth Terminator film is slightly better than you would expect of something directed by the empty-headed McG. There are some undeniably spectacular action sequences, although the film still stands too much in the shadow of what has gone before

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation

Sequel to the 1994 Street Fighter film based on the videogame, this provides the wall-to-wall action that the first film needed but falls down with a wimpily miscast heroine

Hard Revenge, Milly: Bloody Battle (2009)

Hard Revenge, Milly: Bloody Battle (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Near Future Revenge

Full-length follow-up to Hard Revenge, Milly and the same mix of ferocious action and over-the-top splatter. Despite a large budget, this is marginally the lesser in sheer entertainment

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2005) poster
Rating:
Vampire-Werewolf War

Third of the Underworld films, a prequel to the previous entries. In truth, it is just the same as the others – lots of kinetic action moves and Gothic poses with little in the way of plot

Gamer (2009)

Gamer (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Live-Action Videogames

Film somewhere between Counterstrike and The Running Man where convicts are controlled as avatars inside a live-action videogame. A difficult to believe premise that is pumped up with hyper-adrenalised action visuals

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Undead Super-Soldiers/Action

The fifth of the Universal Soldier films reuniting both Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren, while being given a tough, brutal action punch by director John Hyams

Chrome Angels (2009)

Chrome Angels (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Biker Girls vs Killer Androids

Hearkening back to the spirit of 1980s B budget killer cyborg/android movie, an entertainingly preposterous film in which a girl biker gang are pitted against a mad scientist and his army of killer androids

G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra (2009)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Futuristic Military Action Team

Stephen Sommers make a film based on the popular action toy line. Barring one exhilarating sequence in the middle, this consists of lots of sound and CGI fury amounting to very little at all

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Transformer Robots

The first of Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels has even better effects and more copious mass destruction to the point it washes over you without any effect

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009)

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Sequel to the French action hit. The plot shuffles the same basic elements around but it is the action we have come for, which is slow to start but soon kicks into exhilarating high gear

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008)

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008) poster
Rating:
Sword and Sorcery

Prequel to The Scorpion King. Unfortunately director Russell Mulcahy allows his broad hand with comedy free reign and the plot is overrun by glib character banter and constant flip modern one-liners

Hard Revenge, Milly (2008)

Hard Revenge, Milly (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Near Future Revenge

Ferociously entertaining Japanese film about a cyborg-enhanced heroine on a revenge trail. Mostly a series of ridiculously over-the-top action moves combined with copious degrees of blood

Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Punisher: War Zone (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Vigilante

The Punisher (2004) with Thomas Jane was a dud among the 2000s Marvel Comics adaptations. Here the role is recast with Ray Stevenson and director Lexi Alexander gets the dark, violent tone of the comic-book right

Doomsday (2008)

Doomsday (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Plague Ravaged Future Wasteland/Action

Immensely satisfying film from Neil Marshall set in a walled-off, post-pandemic Scotland where he seems to have set out to pay homage to sf/action films like Escape from New York and Mad Max 2

Death Race (2008)

Death Race (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Future Prison/Gladiatorial Road Races

Paul W.S. Anderson’s remake of Death Race 2000 strips the satire from the original and turns it into a modern action movie – a to-the-death car chase film set in a near-future prison

Eagle Eye (2008)

Eagle Eye (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Surveillance Thriller/A.I. Amok

Shia LaBeouf ends up on the run from the FBI in a conspiracy involving an A.I. A thriller about the surveillance society that, despite much sound and fury, finds almost nothing to say about its subject

Far Cry (2008)

Far Cry (2008) poster
Rating:
Videogame Adaptation/Super-Soldiers Amok

One of the worst of Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptations. This consists of action sequences slung together with random indifference and badly mismatched casting

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Action Film/Socially Catastrophic Hack Attack

The fourth of the Die Hard films and the only one that enters into genre territory with Bruce Willis now fighting a catastrophic hack attack that disables the entire US

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007)

Bloodrayne: Deliverance (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Vampire Western

The second in Uwe Boll’s trilogy adapted from the videogame, this plays out as a mix of Western and vampire hunter film and is marginally better than Boll’s usual standards

I Am Omega (2007)

I Am Omega (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Last Man on Earth vs Zombies

A mockbuster from The Asylum that was intended to capitalise on the release of I Am Legend and in fact gets much more of the essence of the original Richard Matheson novel than the official film did

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Post-Holocaust Zombies

Third of the Resident Evil films. This expands the scale of action to show the entire world destroyed by the virus but for all that and a decent budget, director Russell Mulcahy fails to push the elements to a suitable head of steam

The Condemned (2007)

The Condemned (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Barehands Survivalism/Deadly Reality TV Show

An action movie where the toughest criminals are forced into a barehanded survivalism competition against one another while this is livestreamed. As the hero, wrestler Steve Austin has zero charisma

DOA: Dead or Alive (2006)

DOA: Dead or Alive (2006) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Combat Tournament

Videogame adaptation that emerges as a conceptual combination of Charlie’s Angels (2000) – a trio of girls, in kickass poses and jaw-droppingly scanty costumery – and Mortal Kombat

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Mission: Impossible III (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Spy/Action Film

For his third outing in the series, Tom Cruise made a smart bet on giving the reins to J.J. Abrams who made his directorial debut and turned in the most enjoyable entry in the series to that point. One of the best moves is in the casting of Philip Seymour Hoffman as the villain of the show

Ultraviolet (2006)

Ultraviolet (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Dystopian Future Action/Vampire Mutations

Milla Jovovich is a part of a vampire rebel underground in a dystopian future. A film filled with incredible design schemes and action scenes that are as spectacular as they are ridiculously improbable

Underworld: Evolution (2006)

Underworld: Evolution (2006) poster
Rating:
Vampire-Werewolf War

The second of the Underworld films where Len Wiseman gets a bigger budget and amplifies the CGI and action sequences,. On the other hand, the characters and story are so stripped to a minimum you lose track of why things are happening

Alone in the Dark (2005)

Alone in the Dark (2005) poster
Rating: ★½
Videogame Adaptation/Monsters

Uwe Boll gained a reputation as the world’s worst director on the basis of his videogame adaptations. Prize exhibit was Alone in the Dark, which abandons the game and is a series of action scenes without explanatory rationale

Stealth (2005)

Stealth (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Artifically Intelligent Fighter Plane Amok

Action film about an artificially intelligent fighter plane that goes amok. Rob Cohen directs in all the cliches of the genre and the seeming need to have something spectacular happening every few minutes

Domino (2005)

Domino (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
True Life Bounty Hunter/Gonzo Biopic

Tony Scott directs a biopic of true-life bounty hunter Domino Harvey that becomes a totally madcap film (including fantasy elements) thanks to a lunatically out of control script from Donnie Darko director Richard Kelly

Doom (2005)

Doom (2005) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Labyrinth of Monsters

Disappointing film version of the videogame. The film seems to either miss or water down the principal appeals of the game, although you do get Dwayne Johnson (still billed as The Rock) as the bad guy

BloodRayne (2005)

BloodRayne (2005) poster
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Videogame Adaptation/Vampire War

Another Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptation, this feels slung together from vampire film and sword and sorcery cliches. Among the badly mismatched casting, the most eyebrow raising is Ben Kingsley as the vampire villain

Blade Trinity (2004)

Blade Trinity (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Comic-Book Vampire Hunter

Third of the Blade films with Wesley Snipes. As director, series screenwriter David S. Goyer emulates the same exhilarating, kinetic moves that Guillermo Del Toro infused the second film with, while the script zings with his wryly cynical dialogue

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/City of Zombies

The first of the Resident Evil sequels and a better film than its predecessor, getting in a series of spectacular, if at times ridiculously silly, action sequences

Highwaymen (2004)

Highwaymen (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cat and Mouse Game with a Killer on the Backroads

Robert Harmon made the classic The Hitcher, but failed to ever follow up on it. This is the sole work that ever came close – a beautifully tense series of games between Jim Caviezel and a motorised killer on the backroads

Banlieue 13 (2004)

Banlieue 13 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Luc Besson written/produced film that is a French rehash of Escape from New York but director Pierre Morel gives it a series of exhilarating action and parkour sequences

House of the Dead (2003)

House of the Dead (2003) poster
Rating: ★½
Zombies/Videogame Adaptation

The first of Uwe Boll’s videogame adaptations and the beginning of his bad director reputation. This is a zombie film by the numbers but it was at the forefront of zombie film revival of the 2000s

Paycheck (2003)

Paycheck (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Precognition/Action Film/Philip K. Dick Adaptation

This Philip K. Dick adaptation has a great premise – Ben Affleck is an engineer with a blanked memory blanked only to find he has left himself clues from the future of things that are starting to come true. Alas, this is reduced to an action vehicle in the hands of John Woo

Aragami (2003)

Aragami (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Samurai vs Immortal Monster

An action film that takes place in a single room. A samurai is invited to dine by a mysterious host who reveals he is an immortal monster and believes they have been destined to fight