Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011)

Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

Though Marvel Comics have had massive success with their big screen adaptations in the 00s, they have been far less successful with their attempts to spin off animated films. An okay but unexceptional animated prequel released at the same time as the first Thor live-action film

Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow (2007)

Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Land of Fairies

Sequel to the earlier Barbie animated film Barbie Fairytopia. Extremely colourful but essentially a fantasy version of a teenage girl high school drama that quickly slips into pre-packaged formula

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper (2004)

Barbie as The Princess and the Pauper poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Barbie Fairytale

Here the Barbie films turn to Mark Twain’s classic (non-fantasy) tale of rags and riches and spins it as a fairytale This has the same blank, plastic style of the early Barbie films and is otherwise bland

Barbie as Rapunzel (2002)

Barbie as Rapunzel (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Barbie Enacts Fairytale

The second of the animated Barbie films, this casts her as the title character in the popular Brothers Grimm fairytale, which has been considerably embellished. This suffers the glassy plasticity of the early Mainframe films

To Your Last Death (2019)

To Your Last Death (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Brutal Survival in an Office Building/Alien Game

Animated film that is gore-drenched and certainly not for children. Imagine The Belko Experiment conceived as a videogame where the heroine has to survive an office of people trying to kill her while aliens bet on the outcome

Treasure Planet (2002)

Treasure Planet (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Treasure Island in Outer Space

Disney animated film that proved a flop, this lazily remakes Treasure Island set in space. The result is bad science-fiction with sailing ships in space, Ben Gumm as a malfunctioning robot and so on

Iron Man: Rise of Technovore (2013)

Iron Man: Rise of the Technovore (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Marvel Comics Superhero

An animated Marvel films released at the same time as Iron Man Three. With action scenes that kick every Marvel animated film out of the park and lots of Marvel fanservice cameos

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020)

Trump vs The Illuminati (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Satire/Trump's Clone Fight The Devil in Space

A clone of Donald Trump battles The Illuminati and the Egyptian god Anubis on Mars before travelling to Hell to sort out The Devil. The sheer dementia of the premise alone has one sitting down to watch

Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

Jetsons: The Movie (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Jetsons Movie/Animation/Future Family

A theatrical film version spun off from The Jetsons, the popular Hanna-Barbera animated tv series about a space age family. Not too much has changed since the 1960s

Turbo (2013)

Turbo (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Racing Snail

The 24th film from DreamWorks Animation – the studio that once offered a reasonable challenge to Disney is now starting to slip into the bland formula of competitors like Blue Sky. While passable, this feels like a film substantially lacking in originality and where you can predict its every move

Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart (2013)

Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Boy With a Cuckoo-Clock Heart on a Quest

A French animated film where a boy with a cuckoo-clock for a heart goes on a quest for love through a surreal quasi-Steampunk world. With cameos from Georges Melies and Jack the Ripper

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976)

The Twelve Tasks of Asterix (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

Animated film based on the popular comic-books co-directed by the comic-book’s creators René Goscinny and Albert Uderzo,. This is disappointingly weak animation that substitutes slapstick cartoon gags for the comic’s more sophisticated humour

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018)

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

A CGI animated film based on the popular comic-book character Asterix. After numerous other adaptations, this was the first of the Asterix films to be written directly for the screen

Ultimate Avengers II (2006)

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team/Animation

Follow-up to the previous animated Marvel Comics film featuring The Avengers, this serves to introduce Black Panther to the screen for the first time

Ultramarines (2010)

Ultramarines (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Wargame Adaptation/Space Marines vs Demonic Forces

Animated film based on the popular fantasy wargame. The set-up is a fascinating mix of SF and mediaeval religion but the plot rehashes Aliens without much payoff and the animation is B-budget

Batman vs. Two-Face (2017)

Batman vs. Two-Face (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Retro 1960s Batman

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders, an animated homage to the 1960s Batman tv series reuniting Adam West and Burt Ward, was a quirky delight. This is a sequel in the same vein, although more a case of a joke that tires in the retelling

The Son of Bigfoot (2017)

The Son of Bigfoot (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Family with Bigfoot Genetics

The title is misleading as this features no Bigfeet but is an animated film about a family that sprouts all-over body hair and big feet. This quickly falls into the usual formulaic inanities of the modern animated film

Consuming Spirits (2012)

Consuming Spirits (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gonzo Midwestern Gothic

Animated venture into Midwestern Gothic that has been a fifteen-year work for one-man band Chris Sullivan. A film that is at once brilliantly original but also tedious where its focus on the minutiae of character’s lives seems to go on forever

Pocahontas (1995)

Pocahontas (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Historical Meeting Between English & Native Americans

Disney bases an animated film on the historical character but warps the story considerably. It feels that this is a Disney animated film made more to adhere to Political Correctness than it is a good one

Mindgame (2004)

Mindgame (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Surrealist Anime

Anime based on an autobiographical manga that leaps off into a variety of styles and comes filled with madcap surrealistic visuals

Millennium Actress (2001)

Millennium Actress (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Actress's Surreal Biography

An anime from Satoshi Kon that tells the story of an actress and become a surreal journey through Japanese cinematic history

DC League of Super Pets (2022)

DC League of Super Pets (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/DC Comics Superhero Pets

Superheroes have overrun screens. It is starting to seem a little too much when we now get an animated film about animal superheroes who form their own Justice League

Darkside Blues (1994)

Darkside Blues (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Dark Future/Mysterious Stranger

Anime where a mysterious other-dimensional stranger aids future rebels. This has a wonderfully ornate Gothic feel but an entirely confusing plot

Predator: Killer of Killers (2025)

Predator: Killer of Killers (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Predator Animation Anthology

The Predator series continues. Dan Trachtenberg, the director of Prey, makes an animated offering that tells three stories of encounters between human and Predator in different eras of history

Metegol (2013)

Metegol (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Table Football Team Come to Life

Spanish-Argentinean animated film about the miniature players of a table football game come to life. The animation is not the high-end quality of most theatrical releases but passable; everything plays out to to fairly predictable sports movies cliches

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001)

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Future Bounty Hunters

The feature film spinoff of a cult anime tv series about intergalactic bounty hunters who in the plot here are on the track of a stolen nanotech virus

Free Birds (2013)

Free Birds (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Time-Travelling Talking Turkeys

Animated film designed for the US Thanksgiving holiday. With a completely insane plot involving turkeys travelling back in time to stop turkeys being served at the first Thanksgiving

Frozen (2013)

Frozen (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Fairytale Adaptation

Disney animated film that supposedly adapts Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow Queen, although Andersen wouldn’t recognise it. This often feels like a ramshackle assemblage of formula elements rather than the classic it was hailed as

Minions (2015)

Minions (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Mischievous Creatures

The incomprehensibly manic antics of the Minions have a cuteness appeal that has overspilled the Despicable Me films and seemed like it is in danger of taking over pop culture in the last couple of years; here they get a film all to themselves with amiably lightweight results

McDull – The Pork of Music (2012)

McDull - The Pork of Music (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Animation/Talking Animal Satire

Fifth in a popular series of satiric Hong Kong animated films. Kicks in with an amusingly sarcastic bite that resembles a Beavis and Butt-Head in its story of a talking animal children’s choir but alas by about the halfway point takes itself seriously and starts to get mawkish and sentimental

The Big Bang (1987)

The Big Bang (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Animation

French-Belgian adult animated film in the gonzo trippy vein of Ralph Bakshi and Bill Plympton – a visually madcap satire of science-fiction tropes and 1980s East-West tensions, full of wackily surreal visuals

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos (2011)

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime TV Series Spinoff/Magician Heroes

Film spinoff from the popular anime tv series that seems caught between a film and a tv episode. While the film reaches for epic scale, the usual run of power blasts, there is nothing that we haven’t seen before

Quest for Camelot (1998)

Quest for Camelot (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Arthurian Fantasy

An Arthurian legends fantasy adventure made as part of the animation renaissance of the 1990s. Anything serious aspirations are wrecked by the insertion of inane popular culture in-jokes

Fun & Fancy Free (1947)

Fun and Fancy Free (1947) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation Anthology

One of the Disney animated portmanteaus of the 1940s featuring stories about a circus bear and a retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk starring Donald, Mickey and Goofy

Ratchet & Clank (2016)

Ratchet and Clank (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Videogame Adaptation

Animated film based on the popular computer game. On screen, this emerges as essentially an instantly forgettable variant on one of the Star Wars prequels retooled for the Under Tens with the emphasis all on frenetic slapstick and visual eye candy

Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016)

Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Young H.P. Lovecraft's Adventures

H.P. Lovecraft is a cult horror writer whose work brims over with a sense of cosmic dread. One of the most bizarre Lovecraft film adaptations is this work of children’s animation featuring a young Lovecraft

Maid-Droid (2008)

Maid-Droid (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Human-Android Sexual Relations

Really odd, even at times touching, Japanese film about a man’s thwarted attempts to have sex with his android maid

Gandahar (1988)

Gandahar (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Planetary Adventure

The final film of French animator Rene Laloux, a planetary adventure set on a world where Laloux delights in creating exotically trippy aliens and landscapes. Released in English as Light Years with an Isaac Asimov script

Planzet (2010)

Planzet (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Giant Robots vs Alien Invaders

Anime that has clearly been modelled along the lines of Neon Genesis Evangelion Initially, the animation is conducted with a dazzlingly realistic textured look but once the giant robot action scenes take over, these seem increasingly absurd in their anthropomorphism

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Super-Villain and Cute Mischievous Creatures

The cutely nonsensical Minions have become a pop culture phenomenon. Here we get more of them, although this is more as a Gru origin story

Monkey King: Hero is Back (2015)

Monkey King: Hero is Back (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Epic Chinese Legend

An animated version of the epic Chinese legend Journey to the West that was overshadowed by the hit live-action film that came out some months earlier that retold the tale with CGI

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008)

Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/The Children of Marvel Superheroes

Whose bright idea was it to give us kid versions of The Avengers (ostensibly their children)? While Marvel have had an unparallelled string of hits on the big screen in the 00s, their attempts to replicate the successes that rival DC have had in animation have been a dismal failure

Epic (2013)

Epic (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Miniature Adventures Among the Leaf People

The animated films of Blue Sky Studios (the people behind the Ice Age sequels) have become so formulaic they have been drained of any spark of originality or creativity. This feels more like a series of test-marketing cues than a film

Evangelion 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo (2012)

Evangelion 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Invasion by Vast Alien Machines

Third of the Neon Genesis Evangelion reboot films. These films are frustrating – filled with stunning scenes of mecha battling cryptic alien machines but baffling as to what is going on

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021)

Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

The second of the Mortal Kombat animated films, this continues into another tournament, introducing a bewildering array of characters from the games amid a high degree of violence and bloodshed

Evangelion: 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time (2021)

Evangelion 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Invasion by Vast Alien Machines

This was the fourth film in the Neon Genesis Evangelion reboot film series and concludes the saga. Rather than offering any answers or solution to the cryptic world we are in, this opts for a major letdown of a wrap-up

The Emoji Movie (2017)

The Emoji Movie (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/The Lives of Talking Emojis

An animated film that bizarrely speculates that the emojis in your text messages are actually living entities that have lives inside the phone. A not-too-well-thought out concept that leaves you with strange questions about its world

Monsters University (2013)

Monsters University (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/Monsters in the Closet

Pixar’s creative decline has been the point they started making these sequels to their hits. This is a disappointing prequel to Monsters, Inc. that largely recycles the cliches of the Revenge of the Nerds films and seems lacking in any of the wacky humour or moments of cuteness we expect of a Pixar film

Fantasia 2000 (1999)

Fantasia 2000 (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

Disney’s sequel to Fantasia comes weighted with a sense of its own self-importance – the first theatrical release of the new millennium. However, it fails to produce much that has the stature of the original

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (1992)

Ferngully: The Last Rainforest (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Environmentally Aware Animation

Animated film where fairies face the threat to their forest posed by a logging operation. Preachy message-making that is all but a recruitment film for Greenpeace and the Sierra Club

Dracula (1980)

Dracula (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Dracula vs Satanism

Not an adaptation of Bram Stoker but an anime based on the Marvel comic-book Tomb of Dracula (the same title that gave birth to Blade)

Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014)

Planes: Fire & Rescue (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Talking Aircraft

The second of Disney’s spinoffs from Pixar’s Cars films featuring talking anthropomorphic planes. Like the first film, this is amiable and occasionally cute but lightweight. This is beginning to feel like a franchise that is spinning out thinning ideas solely for its own sake

Moana (2016)

Moana (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Pacific Island Mythology

Despite being a huge box-office and critical success and being nominated for an Academy Award, I am in a minority in disliking this. Maybe it’s something to do with the fact that it appropriates the culture from my neck of the woods and only spins it out as a series of glib jokes and one-liners

The Peanuts Movie (2015)

The Peanuts Movie (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Strip Adaptation

The comic-strip Peanuts is a wryly whimsical depiction of childhood. The movie version has been taken up by Blue Sky Studios, the ones guilty for the repetitive sequelitis that most modern animation has descended to – somehow you suspect that Charles Schulz’s intention wasn’t to reduce it to a series of slapstick set-pieces

Doug’s 1st Movie (1999)

Doug's 1st Movie (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Children's TV Series Spinoff

Film spinoff of a popular children’s animated tv series Doug about a kid and his observations on life. The film’s story has the title character befriending a local lake monster

Doctor Strange (2007)

Doctor Strange (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Magician Superhero/Animation

One among a handful of animated films based on Marvel Comics properties, this conducts a passable telling of the origin story of the Sorcerer Supreme

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014)

Mr. Peabody & Sherman (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Time-Travelling Dog Genius and His Son

DreamWorks animated film based on an old Rocky and Bullwinkle segment about a time-travelling genius dog and his adopted human son. This takes a relentlessly content-free approach to history that strips it down to no more than a series of giddy 3D slapstick gags for the single digit age groups

The Phantom Treehouse (1984)

The Phantom Treehouse (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Boy's Adventure on a Magic Island

Australian animation about a boy’s adventure on an island amid pirates, inventors and magic creatures that in its better moments suggests a collision between Peter Pan and Pufnstuf. Unfortunately, the film is made with a budget that must have been well within four figures

Despicable Me 4 (2024)

Despicable Me 4 (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic Travails of a Super-Villain

More from the world’s cuddliest super-villain and those manic ritalin-deprived kids that are the Minions. Is there are life and creativity left in a franchise that has been milked for six films now?

Despicable Me 3 (2017)

Despicable Me 3 (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic Travails of a Super-Villain

Despicable Me was a delightful debut for Illumination Entertainment but has come close to making the studio a one-hit wonder they have milked that one hit for all they can

The Pirate Fairy (2014)

The Pirate Fairy (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Tinker Bell Adventure

Another of Disney’s Tinker Bell spinoff adventures. This has some slickly produced animation and does some occasionally cute pieces of fanservice that tie in to Peter Pan but is ultimately fantasy being produced for the single digit age groups

Despicable Me 2 (2013)

Despicable Me 2 (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic Travails of a Super-Villain

Despicable Me was a charming lightning in the bottle hit. Here Illumination Entertainment merely recyclethe familiar and already the cute sweetness and gags of the original are starting to feel like processed formula

Zootopia 2 (2025)

Zootopia 2 (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/World of Talking Animals

Zootopia was one of Disney’s freshest animated works in a decade largely marked only by mediocrity. This is a sequel where the fantastically original world of the first film slips into being just another Disney IP

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)

Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Videogame Adaptation

The first in a series of anime films that were produced by Capcom, the creators of the Resident Evil videogames, and intended to run parallel to the live-action films. I was never a big fan of the live-action films. The question is – does Resident Evil work better in the anime format?

Sherlock Gnomes (2018)

Sherlock Gnomes (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Garden Gnomes Adventures

Sequel to Gnomeo & Juliet, which retold Shakespeare with garden gnomes. This for some reason adds a garden gnome Sherlock Holmes to the mix. The high speed whirring you hear is probably Arthur Conan Doyle rotating in his grave,

The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland (1987)

The Care Bears Adventure in Wonderland (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Talking Bears

The third of the Care Bears film conducts a crossover with Alice in Wonderland, although it is an adaptation that is liberal in its treatment of Lewis Carroll to say the least

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000)

Rugrats in Paris: The Movie (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Talking Babies

The second entry in the ultra-annoying animated franchise spun off from the animated tv series that only seems to centre around poo and pee jokes, this is marginally more enjoyable than the first film

Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022)

Green Lantern: Beware My Power (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/DC Comics Superhero

Green Lantern is a classic comic-book character but his screen presence were damaged by the Ryan Reynolds film. This conducts a severe reset of the character’s continuity

Lensman (1984)

Lensman (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Space Opera

E.E. ‘Doc’ Smith’s Lensman books are space opera classics. Here they are given the anime treatment, which abandons much adherence to the source material and ends up more as a copy of Star Wars

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000)

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Space Hero/Animation

Video-released spinoff of the Toy Story films featuring Buzz Lightyear in an adventure. Although released under the Pixar name, the animation is all cheaply produced by a Chinese studio

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979)

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Earlier less well known adaptation of the C.S. Lewis book made for tv. This is faithful to the book but is badly hampered by primitive animation and an exceedingly simplistic rendering of the story

Scarlet (2025)

Scarlet (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Journey Across the Afterlife

Mamoru Hosoda conducts the bizarre notion of an anime version of Shakespeare’s Hamlet. It is a Hamlet that Shakespeare would barely recognise, following a heroine as she makes a journey across the afterlife

Godzilla: The Planet Eater (2018)

Godzilla: The Planet Eater (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Japanese Monster Movie

The concluding chapter in the trilogy of Godzilla anime films. This reintroduces two familiar monsters but takes a long time to build to the monster bash we have come to see

Scoob! (2020)

Scoob! (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Ghostbusting Team/Hanna-Barbera Crossover

An animated film revival of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? This also makes an misguided attempt to build a shared universe among assorted Hanna-Barbera characters

The 7th Dwarf (2014)

The 7th Dwarf (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Adventures of the Seven Dwarves

German animated film about the adventures of Snow White’s Seven Dwarves. Lightweight and trivial, this feels like it has come along ten years too late to the fad for fairytale parodies and mash-ups we had in the mid-2000s with films like Shrek and Hoodwinked!

Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)

Godzilla Planet of the Monsters (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Japanese Monster Movie

The 30th Japanese Godzilla film, this is the first anime Godzilla film and the first in a trilogy. More disappointingly, it is more a space opera and planetary adventure than it is ever a Godzilla film

Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)

Gnomeo & Juliet (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Shakespeare with Talking Garden Gnomes

Surely the most outlandish film premise ever slung together for an animated film – a version of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet conducted between talking garden gnomes in rival backyards

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1989)

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Boy's Adventures in Dreams

Anime film based on Winsor McCay’s celebrated comic strip about a boy’s adventures in dreams. Despite a script from Ray Bradbury, the film waters the comic-strip down to the formula of the modern children’s film

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/The Wizard of Oz Sequel

Animated sequel to The Wizard of Oz that proved a charmless flop that misses the magic of the original by a mile. The familiar characters are run over with a gratingly modern sense of humour