Dark Harvest (2023)

Dark Harvest (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★
Small Town's Deadly Halloween Run

David Slade seemed a promising directorial name several years ago with works like the charged Hard Candy, before making Twilight films and being lost in tv. Here he returns with a film set around a small town’s deadly Halloween rituals

Zombie Town (2023)

Zombie Town (2023) poster
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R.L. Stine Adaptation/Zombies Emerge Out of a Film

An adaptation of an R.L. Stine book, a work of safe anodyne horror about zombies trapped inside a film made by director Dan Aykroyd getting loose and overrunning a town

Incantation (2022)

Incantation (2022) poster
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage/Aftermath of a Paranormal Investigation

The most successful Taiwanese horror film of all time, a Found Footage film about paranormal investigators who witness a ritual and are afterwards haunted by it

Suzume (2022)

Suzume (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Quest to Close Portals

Beautifully made anime from Makoto Shinkai about a young girl and a three-legged chair on a quest to close a series of portals across Japan and prevent unimaginable chaos emerging

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021)

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Possession/“True Story”

The third of the Conjuring films, this lacks the presence of James Wan in the director’s seat while peddling an even more highly dubious Based on a True story claim regarding a demonic possession

The Cursed (2021)

The Cursed (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possible Werewolf Creature

The greatly underrated Sean Ellis returns with a beautifully understated film about the hunt for a possible werewolf creature loose in rural 19th Century France. Everything happens in a state of careful ambiguity

Maleficent, Mistress of Evil (2019)

Maleficent, Mistress of Evil (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Sleeping Beauty Continuation

Nobody much liked Maleficent but did make a reasonable amount of money, hence a sequel. The surprise is that in the hands of Norwegian director Joachim Rønning, it is far better than one expected

Truth or Dare (2018)

Truth or Dare (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Deadly Game/Demonic Curse

Jeff Wadlow made the smart Cry Wolf, a slasher film about a campus game turned deadly. In this Blumhouse production, he has simply remade that with a different game where the killer is now a demonic curse

Selfie from Hell (2018)

Selfie from Hell (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Cursed Selfie/Internet Stalkers

The selfie is such a concept of the moment that I suppose someone had to make the first selfie horror film. The film suffers conceptual confusions and what starts out akin to something like Ring slides into more of a variant on The Den with sinister strangers stalking the heroine online

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Curse Placed on a Man's Family

Yorgos Lanthimos trains his a bizarrely deadpan black humour to make a horror film where surgeon Colin Farrell finds a strange malady has afflicted his family unless he kills one of them in sacrifice

Death Note (2017)

Death Note (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Notebook with Killing Powers

The English-language remake of the popular Japanese franchise from Adam Wingard. This essentially remakes the first film and is adequate in its own right but no patch on either of the original Japanese films

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Beauty and the Beast (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Fairy-Tale/Disney Live-Action Remake

This live-action remake of the Disney animated film is mounted with a lavishness. On the other hand, the romance at the centre never fully warms up, while the human characters have the show stolen from under by the cutlery and furnishings

Rings (2017)

Rings (2017) poster
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Cursed Videotape/Haunting

The question you ask going in is after seven Japanese films and a tv series, a Korean film and two previous English-language films, what is left for filmmakers to wring out a third American The Ring film? The answer seems to be not much – just a rehash of the basics for the 18-25 crowd

Johnny Frank Garrett’s Last Word (2016)

Johnny Frank Garrett's Last Word (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
True Crime/Executed Innocent Man's Dying Curse

From the acclaimed Simon Rumley comes this true crime drama about the execution of an innocent man and the supposed curse he placed on all who condemned him

Friend Request (2016)

Friend Request (2016) poster
Rating:
Supernatural Retribution Via Social Media

Another in the spate of social media horror films, this is a blatant copy of Unfriended, albeit mashed up with Ring to create the idea of a cursed newsfeed. This is also the lamest of the bunch

All Girls Weekend (2016)

All Girls Weekend (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mysterious Happenings in the Woods

This takes its title literally – it is made by a woman director and there are no men on screen. The result is somewhere between The Descent and The Blair Witch Project with an undeniably surprise twist ending

Ouija: Summoning (2015)

Ouija Summoning (2015) poster
Rating: ½
Haunting

A bafflingly incoherent effort – quite what it is about I am at a loss to explain. The sole distinction it has that it was repackaged from its anonymous original title to market it on the tail of Blumhouse’s Ouija: Origin of Evil despite the fact an ouija board only briefly features at the start

Anthem of the Heart (2015)

Anthem of the Heart (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Girl Cursed With Being Unable to Speak

Sweet and tender anime about a young girl who has a curse placed on her that causes her to lose her voice and how this actually allows everyone around her to voice things they don’t say.

The Curse of Downers Grove (2015)

The Curse of Downers Grove (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jocks Take Brutal Revenge

Harsh and brutal work written by Bret Easton Ellis of American Psycho fame wherein a group of jocks harass and tear apart the life of Bella Heathcote after she accidentally blinds the leader’s eye in the process of rejecting his advances

Maleficent (2014)

Maleficent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Prequel to Disney's Sleeping Beauty

Another in the early 2010s fad for fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasy films – in this case, a version of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty told from the viewpoint of the witch

Beauty and the Beast (2014)

Beauty and the Beast (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Adaptation of the fairytale that takes place in an exquisitely dreamy sumptuousness – a stunningly designed, costumed and photographed world that has a genuine magic. However, the motion-capture animated Beast looks far too much like a CGI effect

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans (2014)

Hans Crippleton: Talk to the Hans (2014) poster
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Deformed Hillbilly Monster Hunter Comedy

A painfully unfunny endurance test created by star Kevon Ward centred around the deformed, imbecilic hillbilly he played at Halloween shows. The film is little more than people playing morons in silly voices

The 7th Dwarf (2014)

The 7th Dwarf (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Adventures of the Seven Dwarves

German animated film about the adventures of Snow White’s Seven Dwarves. Lightweight and trivial, this feels like it has come along ten years too late to the fad for fairytale parodies and mash-ups we had in the mid-2000s with films like Shrek and Hoodwinked!

90210 Shark Attack (2014)

90210 Shark Attack (2014) poster
Rating:
Shark God Curse in Beverly Hills

This has to be the single worst killer shark film ever made and quite possibly the worst film of the 2010s. A shark film set in a Beverly Hills mansion where the nearest body of water is a swimming pool and where the appearance of the shark will reduce you to tears of laughter

Slit Mouth Woman in L.A. (2014)

Slit Mouth Woman in L.A. (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Horror Anthology

Another version of the popular figure from Japanese urban legend, which has appeared in a number of films. This is an anthology where four Japanese directors have come to L.A. to shoot a series of strictly average short horror tales, not all of which feature the Slit Mouth Woman

Sleeping Beauty (2014)

Sleeping Beauty (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale Adventure/The Asylum Mockbuster

In the early 2010s, we had a series of fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasies; The Asylum served up their own cheap copies – this was their version of Maleficent. Directed by actor Casper Van Dien, this not uninterestingly plays out as a fantasy adventure that follows the prince’s attempts to enter the castle

Dark Shadows (2012)

Dark Shadows (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
TV Series Comedy Remake/Vampire/Family Saga

Tim Burton’s slide into mediocrity continues with this comedic update of the cult Gothic soap opera tv series, which is now played at a level of cartoonish unseriousness that resembles the Addams Family

Sadako 3D (2012)

Sadako 3D (2012) poster
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Ring Sequel/Japanese Ghost Story

The original Ring was a classic, an eerie ghost story that was a success that spawned a series of copies right around the Asian region. Here the Ring cycle has been rebooted in a heavy letdown that abandons all of the creepy atmospherics of the original for a series of pop-up CGI effects

The Lords of Salem (2012)

The Lords of Salem (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Occult Happenings/Witch's Curse

In this homage to the 1970s occult film, Rob Zombie tones back the posturing shock effect of his earlier films and creates atmosphere. Eventually though, Zombie creates a film that feels coiled to unleash something bad but falters

A Thousand Words (2012)

A Thousand Words (2012) poster
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Man Has a Thousand Words Before He Dies Comedy

Eddie Murphy’s presence is not enough to lift the lame premise of this comedy where he is given a curse where he has a thousand words to say before he dies … a film that has a soggy marshmallow heart rather than one that lets Murphy loose to do what he does best

Low Life (2011)

Low Life (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
French Immigration Nightmare/Cursed Documents

Long-winded French film largely about criticising the country’s problematic immigration and asylum seeking system. This also has a B plot about a series of cursed documents

Season of the Witch (2011)

Season of the Witch (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Mediaeval Action Fantasy/Escorting a Witch

Medieavel fantasy action film with Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman assigned to escort a witch who may be able to deliver the land from the Black Plague. The wider moral issues of the film are buried under action and CGI

Beastly (2011)

Beastly (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
High-School Version of Beauty and the Beast

The interesting idea of the fairytale Beauty and the Beast retold in a modern high school setting. Despite itself, the film manages to wring a reasonable sincerity out of the premise

Bag of Bones (2011)

Bag of Bones (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Ghost Story

The perpetually terrible Mick Garris is allowed loose on another Stephen King book where he promptly reduces a subtle, ambiguous ghost story to a series of lunging pop-up scares without any concept of atmosphere or nuance

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Young Wizard

I’ve never been a huge fan of the Harry Potter series but the final chapter rounds out the boy wizard saga in rousing style, mounting an epic-sized battle and finding characters depths that hold some of the best writing of the series

The Sleeping Beauty (2010)

The Sleeping Beauty (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Fairytale

Catherine Breillat, a director usually known for tackling issues of female sexuality, adapts the classic fairytale in a muddled effort that singularly fails to fly either as fairytale or deconstruction

Hatchet II (2010)

Hatchet II (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Slasher Film Homage

Hatchet was a homage to the 1980s slasher film that had a mild amusement. In the sequels, Adam Green upped the number of genre cameos and in-jokes, while pushing the gore effects to an extreme

Outcast (2010)

Outcast (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dark Sorceries

Absolutely fascinating Irish-Scottish film about people hunting each other with arcane sorceries on a rundown Edinburgh council estate … Compulsively fascinating in its often enigmatic approach, while depicting magic on screen in a way unlike anything we have seen before

Don’t Look Up (2009)

Don't Look Up (2009) poster
Rating:
Asian Horror Remake/Haunted Film Set

Fruit Chan conducts an English-language remake of a Japanese horror film. A confused and hokey effort about a haunted film set that is only centred around the provision of schlock effects

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

Drag Me to Hell (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Gypsy Curse

Sam Raimi chose to follow up his hugely successful Spider-Man trilogy with this incredibly silly film about Gypsy curses. Raimi piles on ridiculous shock effects that become so over-the-top that the film ends up somewhere in orbit

The 3rd Floor (2007)

The 3rd Floor (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunted Apartment Building

A low-budget ingenue effort by three friends about a tenant who discovers that the third floor of his apartment building contains the ghosts of dead asylum inmates

Penelope (2006)

Penelope (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Fairytale/Girl Cursed with a Pig-Like Face

This has the feel of a fairytale where Christina Ricci plays a girl who suffers from a hereditary curse that has left her with a pig-like snout

Snakes on a Train (2006)

Snakes on a Train (2006) poster
Rating:
Snake Vomiting Curse/Snakes Amok

The first of The Asylum’s mockbusters intended as a soundalike copy of Snakes on a Plane, this ends up defeated by low-budget and one of the most absurd premises of any film in recent memory

Death Note: The Last Name (2006)

Death Note: The Last Name (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Notebook with Killing Powers

The second of the Japanese Death Note films, released almost back-to-back with the first. This is an even better film than its predecessor, delighting in the twists and turns in the games as Light and his nemesis L outwit each other

Death Note (2006)

Death Note (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Notebook with Killing Powers

Uniquely original Japanese horror film adapted from a manga concerning a book that kills anyone whose name is written in it. This has spawned several sequels and an American remake. The show is stolen by the supremely weird Kenichi Matsuyama

An American Haunting (2005)

An American Haunting (2005) poster
Rating:
"True" 19th Century Haunting

Film based on the supposed real-life Bell Witch Haunting of the 19th Century. Director Courtney Solomon’s constant efforts to make us jump become so tedious that they produce no effect at all.

One Missed Call 2 (2005)

One Missed Call 2 (2005) poster
Rating:
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Sequel to the Japanese original, not the English-language remake. This quickly forgets about haunted phonecalls and becomes even more of a copy of Ring, the inspiration of the original, and fails at generating spooky atmosphere

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

Howl's Moving Castle (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Epic Fantasy

This Hayao Miyazaki film about a girl who becomes assistant to a mysterious magician is not quite in the same league as Princess Mononoke or Spirited Away but has the sublime beauty, eccentric characters and tender charms that all his work does

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pirate Fantasy Swashbuckler

Enjoyably tongue-in-cheek pirate swashbuckler based on the Disney theme park that proved an enormous hit and spun off a series of sequels, as well as giving Johnny Depp one of his iconic roles

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2002)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

A new and extremely good adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes story featuring Richard Roxburgh as Holmes. This offers some radical shakeups of the story and characters

The Ring (2002)

The Ring (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Cursed Videotape/Japanese Horror Remake

This is the English-language version of the Japanese horror Ring and actually a much better and far spookier film, where the new script gives the story more depth

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000)

The Hound of the Baskervilles (2000) poster
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Sherlock Holmes Film/Ghostly Dog Mystery

Another adaptation of the Sherlock Holmes quasi-supernatural mystery. This is also one of the worst ever thanks to the wildly over-acted, scenery chewing performance from Matt Frewer, badly miscast as Holmes

Ring 2 (1999)

Ring 2 (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cursed Videotape/Haunting/Japanese Ghost Story

The second of the Japanese Ring/Ringu films where director Hideo Nakata improves over the original with a series of eerie scares if a frequently incomprehensible mishmash of story ideas

Ring (1998)

Ring (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cursed Video Broadcast/Japanese Ghost Story

Kaidan eiga (Japanese ghost story) that was a huge hit, spawning several sequels and an English-language remake, plus a horde of imitators. For all its reputation, the film is often crude, nevertheless does evince an eerie atmosphere

Thinner (1996)

Thinner (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Weight Loss Curse/Stephen King Adaptation

Adaptation of one of Stephen King’s Richard Bachman novels about an obese lawyer afflicted with a thinning curse. There are some great effects but the film’s moral messages come off as wrong

A Troll in Central Park (1994)

A Troll in Central Park (1994) poster
Rating:
Animation/Troll's Adventures in Human Civilisation

Incredibly insipid animated film from Don Bluth about a kind-hearted troll that relocates to Central Park. This feels like a wannabe Disney film that is merely going through the moves.

Porco Rosso (1992)

Porco Rosso (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Talking Pig Aviator

Hayao Miyazaki in a more whimsical comedic mood with this story of the adventures of a talking pig aviator. Even when in a lighter vein, Miyazaki cannot help but fill the film with images of charm and considerable beauty

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Beauty and the Beast (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Fairy-Tale

The start of the 90s renaissance of Disney animation, a beautifully made adaptation of the fairytale that hearkens back to the Disney Golden Age. The only animated film nominated for an Academy Award Best Picture

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Zombie Musical

This holds the distinction of being the world’s first gonzo zombie film – oh and the first zombie musical too. Not many zombies (or nude bodies), the song lyrics are occasionally amusing but the film’s humour is schoolboyish, and the effort amateurish on the whole