Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011)

Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter (2011) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad Film/Exploitation Homage

Tony Watt strikes again with another of wilfully bad, agonisingly unwatchable films. All the bad acting, plotlessly rambling scenes and random exploitation movie homages that one expects of a Tony Watt film

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986)

The Adventures of Taura: Prison Ship Star Slammer (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Interstellar Women in Prison Film

B-budget director Fred Olen Ray makes a Women in Prison film set in space. Known under several different names, this is another of Olen Ray’s bimbo pictures where he plants tongue well in cheek

Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)

Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Comedy Skits & Genre Parodies

An anthology of comedy skits from several different directors including Joe Dante and John Landis. The result is fairly scattershot with moments of occasional humour falling between laughs that do not come off

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014)

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014) poster
Rating:
Videogame Reviewer's Quest/Deliberately Bad Film

A film spun out around a YouTube channel of videogame reviews. This sinks down into unfunny fannish in-joking, while the attempts to be a mock bad movie only seem silliness for its own sake

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023)

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad Film

Yes, a film about an invasion by space chickens, which are represented by hand puppets. Words fail me on this one. This is painful to watch. My Worst Film of 2023.

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016) poster
Rating: ★½
Gonzo Monster Movie

There is a certain genus of films based around coming up with deliberately ridiculous titles. The filmmakers sell you instantly on the film from the title alone but have lavished little care or budget on the actual film

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022)

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Drug Addled Invading Alien Crabs

Another of the films inspired by Cocaine Bear, this features an invasion by alien crabs that become wired on cocaine. It is hard to tell if this is being deliberately ridiculous or not

Earth Girls Are Easy (1989)

Earth Girls Are Easy (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Wacky Alien Visitors/Rock'n'Roll Genre Spoof

Wackily funny SF musical with Jeff Goldblum, Damon Wayans and Jim Carrey as aliens who land in the San Fernando Valley. Directed by Julien Temple with a giddily effervescent silliness

Frankenpimp (2009)

Frankenpimp (2009) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Possibly THE worst film ever made. Tony Watt throws an mash-up of exploitation elements together in an incomprehensible plot. A film that made me want to hammer a nail through my eyeball rather than keep watching

The History of Future Folk (2012)

The History of Future Folk (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Aliens Form Bluegrass Band

Aliens come to Earth and form a bluegrass band! The basic idea holds an undeniable appeal but the film seems caught between wanting to be a B-movie parody and an indie film that takes itself seriously

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018)

The Last Sharknado: It's About Time (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

The sixth of the Sharknado films, this has the usual crew fighting sharknados throughout history. With this comes the recognition there is nowhere more ridiculous and over-the-top for the series to go

Manborg (2011)

Manborg (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Cyborg Hero/Deliberately Bad SF Film

A miracle of no-budget filmmaking made on a budget of $1000. A homage/parody of 80s/90s cyborg action films with some extremely accomplished effects posing and a sidesplitting ear for the era’s dialogue

Mega Piranha (2010)

Mega Piranha (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Giant Fish Amok

If you could take it seriously, Mega Piranha would be a strong contender for a bad movie; however, its awareness of its own absurd shortcomings becomes its saving grace. The sight of giant piranha skipping down rivers and impaling themselves in the sides of buildings has an appealing delirium

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996) poster
Rating:
Old SF Movie with Laugh-Track

Film spinoff from tv’s Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its deplorable habit of inserting jokes into old films. Here it is the turn of This Island Earth, which is a far better film than the attempt to send it up here

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014)

Nosferatu vs Father Pipecock & Sister Funk (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Nosferatu with a Laugh Track/Deliberately Bad Film

Tony Watt, who gets my nomination as the world’s worst filmmaker, does the laughtrack trick of taking a film – in this case, the original Nosferatu – and running his usual inane sound effects and excruciating bad acting over the top

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990) poster
Rating:
Heroine vs Post-Holocaust Dinosaurs

Despite one of the great exploitation titles of all time, this bikini clad babes vs dinosaurs after the apocalypse effort lacks the cheerful cynicism of other Troma films and is just cheap, dull and unwatchable on almost every level

Plan 9 (2015)

Plan 9 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Reworking of Plan 9 from Outer Space

This offers the bizarre novelty of being the version of Plan 9 from Outer Space that Ed Wood would have wanted make if he had a decent budget. Surprisingly enough this is played straight, although you question whether what Wood was trying to make was a modern zombie film

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Chicken Mutations/Troma Film

Troma film that has maybe the silliest movie title ever. This sets out to be so persistently moronic and wilfully offensive that it eventually attains a delirious absurdity

The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1986)

Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1986) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad SF Movie

Excruciating and painfully unfunny attempt to make a deliberately bad SF film with alien vixens attempting to take over a high school

Sharknado (2013)

Sharknado (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

This arrived as the same instant full-born bad movie cult sensation. Although you cannot help but feel that the people who ridiculed the film are missing out on the joke – in not seeing that it has been made as something intentionally absurd

Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014)

Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

Sequel to the bad movie phenomenon Sharknado Accompanied by a host of celebrity cameos, there is less the cheerful absurdity of the original than a film that is trying to recapture a spontaneously generated fad

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

Sharknado was an instant bad movie phenomenon; the first sequel felt a forced attempt to copy that. The good news is that with the third entry, the series gets the balance of tongue in cheek absurdity just right

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017)

Sharknado 5 Global Swarming (2017) poster
Rating:
Storms of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

By this point, the Sharknado series has gone from an amusingly tongue-in-cheek original to a series that is widely signalling that it is not taking anything that happens remotely seriously

Sharknado: The 4th Awakens (2016)

Sharknado The 4th Awakens (2016) poster
Rating:
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

The bad movie hit of Sharknado was a surprise to everyone and spawned sequels. By this point, creativity appears to have dried up – essentially, the Sharknado series has jumped the shark

Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama (1987)

Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama (1987) poster
Rating: ½
Demonic Imp

A David DeCoteau film that comes with one of the great exploitation titles of all time but is otherwise a cheap Scream Queen vehicle about a demonically possessed bowling trophy

Space Zombie Bingo!!! (1993)

Space Zombie Bingo!!! (1993) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad SF Film

Part of the late 80s/early 90s fad for deliberately bad SF films, this has plentiful references to Plan 9 from Outer Space but little that is funny

Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) poster
Rating: ★★½
Post-Holocaust Surfer Gangs/Troma Film

A classic Troma title that is actually more interesting than the actual film, which concerns wars between surf gangs in a collapsed future. The film does eventually achieve a bizarre over-the-top lunacy

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Shark Amok

With the Mega Shark and especially the Sharknado films, The Asylum played the killer shark film as ridiculously as possible with delirious results. In this sequel to 2-Headed Shark Attack, they get the blend of the tongue-in-cheek absurdity to a point of near-perfection

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007)

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
1950s SF Parody/Invading Alien Foreheads

From Larry Blamire, a deliberately ridiculous spoof of the 1950s alien invasion film. Blamire’s dialogue and the deadpan with which everybody plays is frequently hilarious

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Shark Amok

This is a killer shark film that is not taking itself too seriously. In their pursuit for the most absurd monster movie title, The Asylum have managed to get the balance of cheap effects and tongue-in-cheek treatment down near perfectly. The first in a series from The Asylum where each sequel added more heads.

The VelociPastor (2018)

The VelociPastor (2018) poster
Rating: ★★½
Priest Who Transforms Into a Dinosaur

Inspired by an autoccorrect error, this is deliberately ridiculous film about a priest who transforms into a dinosaur to fight evil, A film made with a full awareness of its own absurdities where the ineptitude of the shoestring effects adds to the charm.

Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus! (2010)

Vixen Highway 2006: It Came from Uranus (2010) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Another excruciatingly bad mock exploitation film from Tony Watt, who may well be the world’s worst filmmaker. This mixes killer women, aliens, UFOs, Mafia into an incomprehensible mix