Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012)

Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Secret History/The Asylum Mockbuster

A halfway decent Asylum film that emerges better than the film it is ripping off, the overblown Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter. The film does the historical crossover aspect with some ingenuity

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Animation

Film spinoff of the cult animated tv show. This feels like a film overtaken by the effort of trying to be surrealistic, wacky, scatological etc more than it is ever a film that creates gag that are funny

Attack Girls’ Swim Team vs. the Undead (2007)

Attack Girls Swim Team vs the Undead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Lesbian Japanese Schoolgirls vs Zombies

You feel that a film about lesbian Japanese schoolgirls vs zombies should have been more interesting. The zombies barely mount to a dozen and the director seems more preoccupied by his softcore predilections

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)

Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958) poster
Rating:
Giant Woman/Classic Bad Movie

1950s bad movie classic with Allison Hayes as a wife made into a giant by a passing UFO who rampages through town after her philandering husband. Painfully bad effects make for show that frequently slides into the laughable

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995)

Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfolds (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman Spoof

Fred Olen Ray offers up a bimbo movie take on Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Where the original was an early feminist parable, Olen Ray offers up a giant woman whose only motivation is wanting a bigger set of breasts

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023)

Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie! (2023) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad Film

Yes, a film about an invasion by space chickens, which are represented by hand puppets. Words fail me on this one. This is painful to watch. My Worst Film of 2023.

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016) poster
Rating: ★½
Gonzo Monster Movie

There is a certain genus of films based around coming up with deliberately ridiculous titles. The filmmakers sell you instantly on the film from the title alone but have lavished little care or budget on the actual film

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016)

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Zombie Comedy

One has seen just a few too many wacky titled zombie comedies and this Austrian film seems another wannabe until the climactic scenes where it redeems itself with a completely demented bloodbath

Attack of the Vegan Zombies! (2009)

Attack of the Vegan Zombies! (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Zombie Parody

One of the more amusing titles in the gonzo zombie title mashup fad. On the other hand, this takes itself surprisingly seriously and, while well made, never fully goes for broke

A Babysitter’s Guide to Monster Hunting (2020)

A Babysitter's Guide to Monster Hunting (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Monster-Hunting Babysitters/Young Adult

Adapted from a Young Adult series of books, this is a bland and utterly superficial film about a secret society of monster-hunting babysitters

Beach Babes from Beyond (1993)

Beach Babes from Beyond (1993) poster
Rating:
Alien Beach Bunnies

Prolific low-budget hack David DeCoteau directs what feels like a very softcore version of a Gidget film crossbred with Earth Girls Are Easy (albeit with the sexes reversed). A film that quickly sinks into awfulness

The Beach Party at the Threshold of Hell (2006)

The Beach Party at the Threshold of Hell (2006) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Post Holocaust

A gonzo post holocaust film that was put out under the National Lampoon label. Beyond having a great title, this represents as close to near-total ineptitude in filmmaking as it is possible to get

Big Tits Zombie (2010)

Big Tits Zombie (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Gonzo Japanese Zombie Film

Strippers and zombies Japanese style. An entry into the Gonzo Japanese Splatter film fad. Cheaply made, with surprisingly little nudity and a whole lot of tongue-in-cheek splatter

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991)

Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Comedy

One of the great deliberately ridiculous horror comedy titles of all time. The film itself telescopes down to an ordinary police procedural with no pharaohs, just an Egyptian serial killer

Bloody Chainsaw Girl (2016)

Rating: ★★★
Chainsaw-Wielding Schoolgirl Battles Mutant Cyborgs

Another of the gonzo Japanese splatter films about a schoolgirl who tries to go about her schoolday while fighting off mutant cyborgs with the chainsaw she carries

Bunny the Killer Thing (2015)

Bunny the Killer Thing (2015) poster
Rating: ★★½
Giant Killer Bunny/Gonzo Splatter Comedy

Outrageous Finnish splatter comedy about a giant rampaging bunny creature. A film that in its better moments captures something of the sensibilities of early Peter Jackson films

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jungle Adventure Parody

The film that Bill Maher would prefer to forget. Beyond the deliberately absurd title, this is an amusing spoof of the jungle adventure and contains a far cleverer degree of wit than you expect

Catnado (2022)

Catnado (2022) poster
Rating:
Tornado of Cats Anthology

We’ve had Sharknado. Now comes Catnado, an anthology about storms of cats. This contains episodes so pitiful and ineptly made that this enters into the unwatchable

The Clones of Bruce Lee (1980)

The Clones of Bruce Lee (1980) poster
Rating:
Clones of Martial Arts Star

Bruce Lee popularised the kung fu genre but then died. Welcome to the Brucespolitation phenomenon where for several years we had Bruce lookalikes appearing in copycat works. Several Bruce imitators appear here as his clones

Clownado (2019)

Clownado (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Storm of Killer Clowns

This may possibly win the award for the all-time most ridiculous premise for a film. It tries to outdo Sharknado by offering up a storm of killer clowns

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022)

Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Drug Addled Invading Alien Crabs

Another of the films inspired by Cocaine Bear, this features an invasion by alien crabs that become wired on cocaine. It is hard to tell if this is being deliberately ridiculous or not

Dahmer vs Gacy (2011)

Dahmer vs Gacy (2011) poster
Rating:
Cloned Serial Killers Showdown/Gonzo Horror

This gets full marks for an attention grabbing title – outside of that it has the cheap shabbiness of a Troma film, substituting a gonzo sarcasm and plentiful bad taste and gore for many of the filmmaking basics

Dead Sushi (2012)

Dead Sushi (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Man-Eating Sushi Amok/Gonzo Japanese Horror

Completely insane Japanese film about man-eating killer sushi. A film that has an anything goes lunacy, resulting in some of the most surreally crazed monster scenes this author has seen in some time

Demonic Christmas Tree (2022)

Demonic Christmas Tree (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possessed Christmas Tree

Yes, exactly what the title announces – a film about a possessed killer Christmas tree. A rather amusing Christmas horror entry from prolific low-budget British producer Scott Jeffrey/Scott Chambers

Exorcism at 60,000 Feet (2020)

Exorcism at 60,000 Feet (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Exorcism on an Airplane/Bad Taste Comedy

A possession film set on an airplane. This sets out to parody exorcism movie cliches but makes a beeline for outrageous bad taste humour. It does include a great cast of genre regulars

Gothic & Lolita Psycho (2010)

Gothic & Lolita Psycho (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Revenge Film

Another in the spate of gonzo Japanese splatter films. A cartoony OTT vigilante film with a Gothic schoolgirl avenger, featuring ridiculous action and splatter set-pieces

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967)

Hillbillys in a Haunted House (1967) poster
Rating:
Country and Western Singers in a Haunted House Comedy

A film of legendarily bad proportions where a group of Country and Western singers end up in a haunted house. Despite casting some famous horror actors, this is more interested in its excruciating country performances

Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)

Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vigilante Derelict/Gonzo Exploitation Homage

Another of the Grindhouse mock trailers gets it own film. This hits in with a wonderfully enthusiastic B movie energy and buckets of gore that remind of early Peter Jackson

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988)

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Rating: ★★★
Ancient Egyptian Chainsaw Worshipping Cult

Construed by prolific B movie hack Fred Olen Ray around its two stars – Gunnar Hansen, the original Leatherface, and Scream Queen Linnea Quigley, this hits a perfect note between bimbos, tongue-in-cheek and cheap gore

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990)

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle (1990) poster
Rating:
Vampire Motorcycle/Splatter Comedy

A British venture into the gonzo splatter film about a motorcycle that develops vampiric tendencies after blood is spilled in its tank in a Satanist ceremony. Beyond an amusing title, this is crude and heavy-handed

I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958)

I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Duplication and Takeover

Defying the sensationalistic title, this is actually a fairly reasonable entry in the 1950s alien body snatchers fad in which wives discover their husbands have been taken over by aliens come to Earth to repopulate their species

I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957)

I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teenage Werewolf

This was a hit in its dayo by tapping the burgeoning teenage market who had just realised they were misunderstood thanks to James Dean. Not a particularly great film but it is one that carries a great deal of primal ferocity

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982)

I Was a Zombie for the FBI (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
1950s Alien Invasion Film Homage

Obscure title that when seen is revealed to be a surprisingly well-made (in places) homage to the 1950s alien invasion genre and replication of the era’s style of filmmaking

Igor and the Lunatics (1985)

Igor and the Lunatics (1985) poster
Rating:
Crazed Cult Followers

Another shabby Troma release concerning the activities of a crazed cult. This features some nasty deaths but little else

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964) poster
Rating:
Hypnotised Killers/Classic Bad Movie

One of the great ridiculous titles of all time. It’s a shame there’s nothing that comes anywhere near matching it in this tatty, poorly made film about a fortune teller turning men into disfigured, hypnotised slaves

Invasion of Alien Bikini (2011)

Invasion of Alien Bikini (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Alien Seduction/South Korean Comedy

Wacky South Korean comedy that seems like Species played with the sensibilities of My Stepmother is an Alien – the whole film plays out as a nonsensically charming seduction

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein’s Daughter (1966)

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (1966) poster
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Out West

Notorious Z movie made as companion piece to Billy the Kid Versus Dracula in which the famous outlaw encounters Frankenstein’s granddaughter and her creations

Jesus Shows You the Way to the Highway (2019)

Jesus Shows the Way to the Highway (2019) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Virtual Reality Spy Capers

This gets full marks for an attention-grabbing title. Beyond that, it is is otherwise a very strange and surrealistic film about spy shenanigans in Virtual Reality

The Killer Condom (1996)

The Killer Condom (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Monster Movie

Beyond the wilfully ridiculous title, this is a surprisingly entertaining and funny film that lampoons monster movies in general concerning a monstrous condom on the attack.

Little Dead Rotting Hood (2016)

Little Dead Rotting Hood (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Little Red Riding Hood Resurrected as a Werewolf Hunter

This had me watched on the basis of the title alone. An Asylum production, this is less a twisted take on the fairytale than one that turns Little Red Riding Hood into a werewolf hunter

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018)

The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Aging Assassin's Secret History

Full marks for one of the great deliberately ridiculous titles of all time. The film itself is an oddity that almost seems intended to confound your expectations of it

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009) poster
Rating:
Giant Monsters

The Asylum’s first venture into the gonzo shark movie that would spin off a series of sequels and culminate in the Sharknado phenomenon. Despite one of the great attention grabbing titles of all time, this is an unmemorable affair

90210 Shark Attack (2014)

90210 Shark Attack (2014) poster
Rating:
Shark God Curse in Beverly Hills

This has to be the single worst killer shark film ever made and quite possibly the worst film of the 2010s. A shark film set in a Beverly Hills mansion where the nearest body of water is a swimming pool and where the appearance of the shark will reduce you to tears of laughter

Noah’s Shark (2021)

Noah's Shark (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Killer Shark Film

An entry in the gonzo killer shark film fad from Mark Polonia, this has some undeniable amusement to its title mash-up as a team go in search of Noah’s Ark, which somehow has killer sharks involved

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Nunsploitation Homage

Film in the faux grindhouse style created by Tarantino and Rodriguez made as homage to the so-called nunsploitation genre. While operating on a low-budget, this has a great pulp energy that delivers in aces on all three title promises

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991)

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Zombie Musical

This holds the distinction of being the world’s first gonzo zombie film – oh and the first zombie musical too. Not many zombies (or nude bodies), the song lyrics are occasionally amusing but the film’s humour is schoolboyish, and the effort amateurish on the whole

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990) poster
Rating:
Heroine vs Post-Holocaust Dinosaurs

Despite one of the great exploitation titles of all time, this bikini clad babes vs dinosaurs after the apocalypse effort lacks the cheerful cynicism of other Troma films and is just cheap, dull and unwatchable on almost every level

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Zombie Chicken Mutations/Troma Film

Troma film that has maybe the silliest movie title ever. This sets out to be so persistently moronic and wilfully offensive that it eventually attains a delirious absurdity

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Jane Austen Retold with Zombies

Based on the book that led a publishing phenomenon in which literary classics are mashed up with monsters, this has the difficult balancing act – that of making Jane Austen’s Regency romance sit alongside zombies – nevertheless manages to play both with an impeccably straight-face

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)

Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014) poster
Rating:
Zombie Film

The zombie film of the 2010s has become marked by a search for the most bizarre and incongruous title/conceptual mash-ups. True to its promise, the film pits several WWE wrestlers up against zombies, alas the creativity begins and ends with the mild amusement of the title concept

Psycho Shark (2009)

Psycho Shark (2009) poster
Rating: ½
Gonzo Killer Shark Film

aka Jaws in Japan. A Japanese entry in the Gonzo Killer Shark Film fad

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015)

Raiders of the Lost Shark (2015) poster
Rating:
Flying Killer Shark

This is the one of worst films to come out in the gonzo killer shark fad – it is surely the killer shark genre’s equivalent of The Room. The effects hit a level of terribleness not seen since Birdemic, the rest is full of ridiculous continuity gaffes, bad acting and bad dialogue

Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1966)

Rat Pfink a Boo Boo (1965) poster
Rating: ½
Masked Superheroes/Classic Bad Movie

Fascinatingly terrible effort from cult Z-movie maker Ray Dennis Steckler that appears to have been made as a parody of tv’s Batman but comes filled with a mind-boggling ineptitude and classic bad movie dialogue

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972)

The Rats Are Coming! The Werewolves Are Here! (1972) poster
Rating:
Werewolf Family

Maybe one of the great exploitation titles of all time quickly telescopes down to a near-unwatchable film from Andy Milligan. A Victorian-set werewolf film with rats thrown in to capitalise on the success of Willard

Redneck Zombies (1989)

Redneck Zombies (1989) poster
Rating:
Zombie Comedy

Classic title from Troma Films, quite possibly the first ever gonzo zombie film, this also counts as one of the worst zombie films ever made

The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1986)

Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1986) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad SF Movie

Excruciating and painfully unfunny attempt to make a deliberately bad SF film with alien vixens attempting to take over a high school

Robo Geisha (2009)

Robo-Geisha (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cyborg Geisha/Gonzo Bio-Mechanical Transformations

Part of the fad for gonzo Japanese splatter films we had in the late 00s, featuring absurdly over-the-top splatter effects and demented action sequences.; Concerning cyborg-enhanced geisha who wade into battle going through a deliriously silly range of bio-mechanical transformations

Santa Claus vs. the Zombies (2010)

Santa Claus vs. the Zombies (2010) poster
Rating:
Santa Claus Faces the Zombie Apocalypse

This comes with one of the great exploitation titles of all time. Despite the enormously entertaining possibilities inherent in the premise, the film misses all of them and falls down into complete amateurism within moments

Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (2016)

Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Killer Shark Film

Another entrant in the fad for gonzo killer shark film. This gets some award for combining the killer shark film, the women’s prison film and the cabin in the woods horror standard

Sharknado (2013)

Sharknado (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

This arrived as the same instant full-born bad movie cult sensation. Although you cannot help but feel that the people who ridiculed the film are missing out on the joke – in not seeing that it has been made as something intentionally absurd

6-Headed Shark Attack (2018)

6-Headed Shark Attack (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Multi-Headed Killer Shark

The Asylum’s Multi-Headed Shark Attack series hasn’t quite hit the sense of delirious absurdism that their Sharknado films did – the only gimmick the series has is to keep adding heads to the shark. On the other hand, a scene where where the shark emerges onto land walking on two of its heads will have you rolling on the floor in laughter

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987)

Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity (1987) poster
Rating: ★★½
Bimbos in a Planetary Adventure

Easily dismissed because of its deliberately cheesy title, this is a modestly enjoyable relocating of The Most Dangerous Game on another planet

Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama (1987)

Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama (1987) poster
Rating: ½
Demonic Imp

A David DeCoteau film that comes with one of the great exploitation titles of all time but is otherwise a cheap Scream Queen vehicle about a demonically possessed bowling trophy

Space Zombie Bingo!!! (1993)

Space Zombie Bingo!!! (1993) poster
Rating:
Deliberately Bad SF Film

Part of the late 80s/early 90s fad for deliberately bad SF films, this has plentiful references to Plan 9 from Outer Space but little that is funny

Strangest Dreams: Invasion of the Space Preachers (1990)

Strangest Dreams: Invasion of the Space Preachers (1990) poster
Rating: ½
Alien Invader Televangelists

A film that has been sold on the basis of its deliberately ridiculous title concept – that of alien invaders attempting to take over the airwaves by posing as televangelists

Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012)

Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012) poster
Rating:
British Werewolf Comedy

Probably the next logical move after Zombie Strippers! Alas, where we should have had a fast, funny and sarcastic genre entry, the humour in this British entry becomes painfully belaboured in its constant unfunny efforts to get laughs

Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) poster
Rating: ★★½
Post-Holocaust Surfer Gangs/Troma Film

A classic Troma title that is actually more interesting than the actual film, which concerns wars between surf gangs in a collapsed future. The film does eventually achieve a bizarre over-the-top lunacy

They Saved Hitler’s Brain (1964)

They Saved Hitlers Brain (1964) poster
Rating:
Fuhrer's Disembodied Brain/Classic Bad Movie

One of the all-time classic bad movie titles, this is cheap and dreary on almost every level, although does offer mild amusement when it comes to the provision of the title concept near the end

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015)

3 Headed Shark Attack (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Shark Amok

With the Mega Shark and especially the Sharknado films, The Asylum played the killer shark film as ridiculously as possible with delirious results. In this sequel to 2-Headed Shark Attack, they get the blend of the tongue-in-cheek absurdity to a point of near-perfection

Toxic Shark (2017)

Toxic Shark (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Toxic Waste Mutated Killer Shark

Another in plethora of gonzo killer shark films viz Sharknado concerning a mutated shark that spews a plume of toxic waste. Not the bottom of the barrel, an adequately made B movie that takes itself relatively seriously

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007)

Trail of the Screaming Forehead (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
1950s SF Parody/Invading Alien Foreheads

From Larry Blamire, a deliberately ridiculous spoof of the 1950s alien invasion film. Blamire’s dialogue and the deadpan with which everybody plays is frequently hilarious