Grave Encounters (2011)

Grave Encounters (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Found Footage/Haunted Asylum

Another Found Footage horror film with a reality tv ghostbusting team investigating a haunted asylum. The Found Footage genre quickly became exhausted and this only treads where others have gone before

Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons (2013)

Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Chinese Legend/Comedy Prequel

Director/actor Stephen Chow is one of the undisputed comedy geniuses of Hong Kong cinema. Alas, he comes astray with this version of the classic Chinese legend

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Futuristic Military Action Team

You can’t complain that this is not exactly what you expect it to be – two hours of cartoonish action during which the brain singularly fails to engage. This is less unapologetic about being a military fantasy than the first film

Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1969)

Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1969) poster
Rating: ★★
Filipino Exploitation/Mad Scientist/Monster Amok

The original Filipino exploitation classic, this pumps the 1940s mad scientist film up with gore, toplessness and tropical locations. A reasonable hit but surprisingly dull and sedate despite

May the Devil Take You (2018)

May the Devil Take You (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Dead in the Cellar

Indonesia’s Timo Tjahjanto has emerged as a Must Watch director on the basis of his jaw-dropping brutal action films plus assorted ventures into horror. Here he pays homage to the 1980s horror films in particular to The Evil Dead

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

Follow-up to Ghostbusters: Afterlife, reuniting that film’s mix of new and classic cast. However, this becomes a plotting juggle that is often straining to find somewhere to include everyone

Meatball Machine: Kodoku (2017)

Meatball Machine: Kodoku (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Japanese Splatter Film/Bio-Mechanoid Mutations

A sequel to Meatball Machine, the film that started the gonzo Japanese splatter genre, filled with wild mutations, over-the-top splatter, a surreal sense of humour and an obsession with schoolgirls in panties

G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra (2009)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Futuristic Military Action Team

Stephen Sommers make a film based on the popular action toy line. Barring one exhilarating sequence in the middle, this consists of lots of sound and CGI fury amounting to very little at all

The Gingerdead Man (2005)

The Gingerdead Man (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Gingerbread Man

One of the most ridiculous title creature to ever inspire a horror franchise – a possessed gingerbread man. From low-budget producer Charles Band, this rips off the Chucky series but with baked goods instead of a doll

Glass (2019)

Glass (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Ordinary Superhero and Villains

Unbreakable was M. Night Shyamalan’s everyday superhero film. Here he merges the characters from Unbreakable and Split to create his own shared universe. This could in effect be the kitchen sink version of The Avengers

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Action Film/Socially Catastrophic Hack Attack

The fourth of the Die Hard films and the only one that enters into genre territory with Bruce Willis now fighting a catastrophic hack attack that disables the entire US

Ghostbusters II (1989)

Ghostbusters II (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

A weak follow-up to the hit original that essentially killed off any further Ghostbusters sequels. Most of the the cast are back but the plot and proceedings feel like a walk-through for all involved.

The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)

The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942) poster
Rating: ★★
Universal Frankenstein Sequel

The fourth of Universal’s Frankenstein films where Lon Chaney Jr inherits the role of the monster and makes it into a stumbling brute that lacks the pathos of Boris Karloff. The plot recycles what has now become the cliches of the series

Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)

Godzilla Planet of the Monsters (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Japanese Monster Movie

The 30th Japanese Godzilla film, this is the first anime Godzilla film and the first in a trilogy. More disappointingly, it is more a space opera and planetary adventure than it is ever a Godzilla film

The Gendarme and the Extra-Terrestrials (1979)

The Gendarme and the Extra-Terrestrials (1978) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Visitors Slapstick Comedy

An entry in a popular series of French slapstick comedies with Louis de Funes as a comic gendarme. In this, the series sole genre entry, he goes up against alien visitors

Garfield (2004)

Garfield (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Lazy Talking Cat/Comic-Strip Adaptation

Big screen version of the massively popular Garfield comic-strips in live-action with a CGI talking Garfield. Here Garfield has been tacked onto a plot that feels assembled from every other talking animals film

The Man From Earth: Holocene (2017)

The Man From Earth: Holocene (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Immortal Man

The Man from Earth built up a reasonable reputation with a simple concept – a 14,000 year old man tells his life story that comes with a killer of a twist. This sequel far less interestingly becomes a detective story about a group of students trying to find if their professor is the same character

Mary Poppins Returns (2018)

Mary Poppins Returns (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Flying Nanny Frolics

Mary Poppins was one of the greatest of all Disney live-action films, made with nonsensical charm and has become a much loved favourite. As part of the ongoing firesale that involves resurrecting almost all of their properties, this is a sequel. Its an exacting replication/homage to the original but that is the problem – it is a recapturing rather than seems to create its own sparkle

The Mask (1994)

The Mask (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Zany Comic-Book Superhero

Comic-book adaptation featuring a ballistically OTT Jim Carrey who becomes a zany figure of chaos whenever he puts on a mask. The film has been designed to emulate cartoon physics but its lack of any grounding reality proves annoying

Maleficent (2014)

Maleficent (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Prequel to Disney's Sleeping Beauty

Another in the early 2010s fad for fairytales rewritten as dark adult fantasy films – in this case, a version of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty told from the viewpoint of the witch

Maid-Droid (2008)

Maid-Droid (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Human-Android Sexual Relations

Really odd, even at times touching, Japanese film about a man’s thwarted attempts to have sex with his android maid

Genesis II (1973)

Genesis II (1973) poster
Rating: ★★
Cryogenic Sleeper Awakes in a Post-Holocaust World

An unsold Gene Roddenberry tv pilot that is a fascinating almost-ran. Roddenberry rehashes Star Trek by way of Buck Rogers in a post-holocaust setting. This could have made for a worthwhile series

Gamera 2: Assault of Legion (1996)

Gamera 2: Assault of Legion (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Monster Movie

Shusuke Kaneko did extraordinary things in revitalising the Japanese monster movie in the 1990s with his trilogy of Gamera films. This was the second of them, usually seen as the weakest of the trilogy

Ghost in the Shell (2015)

Ghost in the Shell: The New Movie (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Cyberpunk Anime

Another anime film in the Ghost in the Shell franchise. This was the fifth episode of the Ghost in the Shell: Arise reboot series that received a theatrical release

Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)

Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Monster Bash

Follow-up to the 2014 US-made Godzilla. This introduces other monsters from the Japanese series and tries to create a shared universe. But when the film is all massively-scaled mass destruction, it seems hard to root for the monsters

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)

Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting Found Footage Film

The Paranormal Activity series has had a better run than most horror franchises up until now but the cracks are starting to show through here. This feels like it is straining to find some new way to do the familiar moves but fails to provide anything unexpected or original

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (2001)

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation

The first film adaptation of the popular videogame is a film largely premised around the personality of Angelina Jolie. Outside of that, the film is a half-baked series of plot ends and action scenes taken from better films

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Super-Villain and Cute Mischievous Creatures

The cutely nonsensical Minions have become a pop culture phenomenon. Here we get more of them in the second film outing, although this acts more as a Gru origin story

The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)

The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972) poster
Rating: ★★
Bigfoot Film/"True Story"

One of the numerous Bigfoot films of the 1970s. This takes a quasi-documentary approach that never makes for a particularly interesting film and where the Bigfoot of the show gets to do very little

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002)

Left Behind II: Tribulation Force (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The second of the Kirk Cameron Biblical End Times films. On one hand, these are quite competently made B movies; on the other the fundamentalist message is unpalatable

Minions (2015)

Minions (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Cute Mischievous Creatures

The incomprehensibly manic antics of the Minions have a cuteness appeal that has overspilled the Despicable Me films. Here they get a film all to themselves with amiably lightweight results

Left Behind (2000)

Left Behind (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

Adaptation of the best-selling Christian book series about the Biblical End of the World. There is a mini-industry of these films and, if one can stomach the preachiness, this is not entirely bad

The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967)

The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967) poster
Rating: ★★
Female Super-Villain/All-Women World Domination Plot

Sax Rohmer created the super-villain Fu Manchu, less well-known was his character of the female super-villain Sumuru who leads an all-woman army in a world domination plot. This was one of two Sumuru films

The Lawnmower Man (1992)

The Lawnmower Man (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Virtual Reality/Enhanced Intelligence

This has nothing to do with the Stephen King story about a Pan-worshipping lawnmowing service and is a film about Virtual Reality. Harnessing some top-drawer CGI effects of the day, this was influential on subsequent VR films

Fright Night (2011)

Fright Night (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Next Door Neighbour

Another 1980s horror remake that resurrects and changes the original to little purpose. This fails to understand that what was original in 1985 lacks much alongside other contemporary vampire films

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time (2018)

The Last Sharknado: It's About Time (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Storm of Sharks/Deliberately Bad Film

The sixth of the Sharknado films, this has the usual crew fighting sharknados throughout history. With this comes the recognition there is nowhere more ridiculous and over-the-top for the series to go

Goosebumps 2 (2018)

Goosebumps 2 (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Evil Ventriloquist's Dummy Amok

The second film spun off from R.L. Stine’s popular horror stories promotes the wonderfully evil ventriloquist’s dummy Slappy to principal nemesis. The rest of the film is predictable but Slappy deserves his own series

The Las Vegas Serial Killer (1986)

The Las Vegas Serial Killer (1986) poster
Rating: ★★
Maniac on a Killing Spree

Film from Ray Dennis Steckler, the cult director of The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies concerning a maniac on a killing spree in Las Vegas

Mimesis (2011)

Mimesis (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters Trapped in a Simulation of Night of the Living Dead

This comes with an interestingly different premise wherein characters are abducted and wake up inside a simulation of Night of the Living Dead and realise they are meant to replay the roles of the people in the farmhouse at siege from the zombie onslaught

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014)

Legends of Oz: Dorothy’s Return (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/The Wizard of Oz Sequel

Animated sequel to The Wizard of Oz that proved a charmless flop that misses the magic of the original by a mile. The familiar characters are run over with a gratingly modern sense of humour

Godzilla: The Planet Eater (2018)

Godzilla: The Planet Eater (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Japanese Monster Movie

The concluding chapter in the trilogy of Godzilla anime films. This reintroduces two familiar monsters but takes a long time to build to the monster bash we have come to see

Fullmetal Alchemist (2017)

Rating: ★★
Anime in Live-Action/Magician Heroes

Live-action adaptation of the popular manga and anime series. Despite having a reasonable budget thrown at it and treating the source material with fathfulness, this looks awkward on the screen

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014)

Mega Shark vs Mecha Shark (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Shark vs Giant Robot Shark

Third in The Asylum’s series of Mega Shark films where they borrow the Godzilla series’ idea of Mecha-Godzilla and pit the Mega Shark against a robot copy of itself. Here the Mega Shark series is starting to approach the entertaining silliness of their Sharknado films but still flounder amid tatty effects

Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)

Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Monster Bash

The 17th Godzilla film and the second of the modern era where Toho started to employ top drawer effects. Toho created a new nemesis, the plant monster Biollante, although this was not popular with the public

Leprechaun (1993)

Leprechaun (1993) poster
Rating: ★★
Malevolent Leprechaun

The first in the popular series of films starring Warwick Davis as a malevolent leprechaun. Fairly cheesy and silly, mostly known today for featuring a pre-Friends Jennifer Aniston

Men in Black 3 (2012)

Men in Black 3 (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Coverup Conspiracy Agency

One hardly greets the attempt to generate another entry out of this franchise with any enthusiasm. This mostly consists of tired and familiar gags, where maybe the most generous compliment you can pay is that it is better than Men in Black II was

Merlin’s Apprentice (2006)

Merlin's Apprentice (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

Sequel to Hallmark’s earlier tv mini-series Merlin featuring a return performance from Sam Neill in the title role, this is otherwise a generic and unmemorable work of Arthurian fantasy

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla (1994)

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Monster Bash

Space Godzilla is one the strangest nemeses to turn up in these kaiju films – a blue counterpart of the Big G with a giant glowing mass of crystal on its shoulders. One of the more routine entries in the modern Godzilla series

Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017)

Journey to the West: Demon Chapter (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Chinese Legend

A sequel to Stephen Chow’s Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons. Directed by the legendary Tsui Hark who leaps in with wildly fantastic regard but is also forced to incorporate Chow’s slapstick

Jumanji (1995)

Jumanji (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Chaos-Unleashing Boardgame

A popular Robin Williams starring hit about a boardgame that unleashes jungle-themed chaos in a small town. A cute effects-driven idea that ultimately becomes an incredibly safe fantasy

The Man with the Iron Fists 2 (2015)

The Man with the Iron Fists 2 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Martial Arts

I had a liking for RZA’s Shaw Brothers homage The Man with the Iron Fists more than most other critics.This sequel has been handed over to a generic action direction, which certainly leaves it more slickly polished than the original but also quickly forgettable

The Eye 10 (2005)

The Eye 10 (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Thai Ghost Story

The third and weakest of the Pang Brothers’ The Eye films, this has occasional moments of spookiness but mostly feels made up of leftover ideas that didn’t make it to the other films

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009)

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Prehistoric Talking Animals

Another of Blue Sky Studios’ interminable animated sequels to its likeable original about prehistoric talking animals. This has little substance beyond a kinetic rush from one gag to the next

Evangelion: 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time (2021)

Evangelion 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Invasion by Vast Alien Machines

This was the fourth film in the Neon Genesis Evangelion reboot film series and concludes the saga. Rather than offering any answers or solution to the cryptic world we are in, this opts for a major letdown of a wrap-up

Evil Bong (2006)

Evil Bong (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Demonic Marijuana Bong

From Charles Band, this features a possessed marijuana bong that sucks those that imbibe inside into the simulation of a stripper bar where they lose their souls. Several sequels followed.

101 Dalmatians (1996)

101 Dalmatians (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Disney Remake/Dognapping Villainness

This live-action remake of the classic Disney animated film benefits from Glenn Close chewing scenery in grand style as Cruella De Ville but the latter half essentially degenerates into no more than a series of Home Alone-styled slapstick violence scenes

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure

Peter Jackson returns to J.R.R. Tolkien and epic-sized adventure in the first of his Hobbit films. The visual sweep is there but the film feels over-extruded and over-burdened by its own self-importance.

In Search of Darkness II: A Journey Into ’80s Horror Continues (2020)

In Search of Darkness II: A Journey Into ’80s Horror Continues (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Documentary About the 1980s Horror Film

A follow-up to the documentary about the 1980s horror film, this deals with some of the lesser-known and overlooked works that were not covered the first time around

The Omega Code (1999)

The Omega Code (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The Omen and imitators had been exploiting Biblical End Times prophecies for years but this is one that approaches it from a Christian perspective. The film also started a wave of serious faith-based films that employed name actors in order to carry them to crossover audiences

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

The Incredible Hulk (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Adaptation/The Rampaging Monster Within

Sequel to the Ang Lee Hulk with Edward Norton inheriting the roles of Bruce Banner. Ang Lee gave the first film a visual brio but this often seems by the numbers

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The very first ever team-up between Marvel Comics characters on the screen in which Bill Bixby’s Hulk meets Thor. The film has a camp reputation because of its Thor who resembles a Swedish bodybuilder

Incredibles 2 (2018)

Incredibles 2 (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Pixar Animation/Superhero Spoof

Pixar’s venture into sequels has resulted in works playing off past successes that are lesser than their originals. This came with much anticipation but it too must be counted as another disappointment

Fantasia 2000 (1999)

Fantasia 2000 (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

Disney’s sequel to Fantasia comes weighted with a sense of its own self-importance – the first theatrical release of the new millennium. However, it fails to produce much that has the stature of the original

I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance is Mine (2015)

I Spit on Your Grave III: Vengeance is Mine (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Female Vigilante

These I Spit on Your Grave films have considerable brutal effect. On the other hand, by the time of this second sequel to a remake, it does seem exploitative watching the heroine being abused again because the previous films made money

Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)

Hellraiser: Revelations (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Sadomasochistic Demons

The ninth of the films, made cheaply to extend copyright on the series and publicly pilloried by Clive Barker. For all that, it is one sequel that gets Barker’s original theme about the quest for forbidden pleasures right

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer Part II (1996)

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer Part 2 (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Serial Killer

A sequel to Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer that lacks the raw and disturbing quality of its predecessor both in its direction and in the recasting of anonymous Neil Giuntoli as Henry

Insidious Chapter 3 (2015)

Insidious Chapter 3 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting/Possession

This doesn’t have James Wan directing and is a far less interesting ghost story before doing a repeat venture into the beyond. On the plus side, incoming director Leigh Whannell does generate a fair degree of eerie tension