The Abominable Snowman (1957)

The Abominable Snowman (1957) poster
Rating: ★★★
Search for the Yeti

An early Hammer film from a script by Quatermass creator Nigel Kneale and shot in black-and-white about the search for the Yeti. This creates modest atmosphere

Addams Family 2 (2021)

Addams Family 2 (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Kinky Perverse Family/Animation

The animated revival of the Addams Family was a mixed affair. All of the same creative personnel and voice talents return here for a sequel, which takes the Addams Family on a road trip

The Addams Family (1991)

The Addams Family (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Kinky Perverse Family

The big screen version of the 1960s tv series and Charles Addams’ cartoons is a highly enjoyable Hollywood Halloween Party, a chance for name actors to put on costume and ape life with a ghoulish, mildly perverse, moderately subversive spin

The Addams Family (2019)

The Addams Family (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Kinky Perverse Family/Animation

An animated film revival of The Addams Family. You feel that a PG-rated film sold to family audiences is a bit tame for the Addams’ dark humour, nevertheless this gets much of the kooky silliness.

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999)

The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Children's Film/Small Furry Creature's Adventures

A rather slight film spinoff red-furred Elmo, the popular character from Sesame Street. A film designed for very young children.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Characters From a Cartoon Series Enter the Real World

Cinematic revival of the old Rocky and Bullwinkle series having the two animated characters emerge into the real (live-action) world. A film that you feel should have been funnier and more energetic than is

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) poster
Rating: ½
Singing Chipmunks

It may say how doomed the Western world is that people have paid to watch three films so far all centred around these annoyingly cutsie helium-voiced chipmunks. This is marginally less annoying that the preceding two

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)

Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) poster
Rating:
Singing Chipmunks

The squeaky helium-voiced Chipmunks are brought to life via CGI in this live-action film, featuring the chipmunks causing chaos, cracking smart-ass one-liners and lots of pee and poop jokes. The results are excrutiating

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015)
Rating:
Singing Chipmunks

The end of Western civilisation is surely upon us that studios have devoted multi-million dollar resources to making four of these films and that audiences flock to them despite universally terribly reviews. Ok so maybe I hated this one marginally less than the preceding three

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009) poster
Rating:
Singing Chipmunks

The first of the sequels to Alvin and the Chipmunks. Marginally less grating than the first film but that’s being relative – all the things that one hated the first time are back

The Amazing Captain Nemo (1978)

The Amazing Captain Nemo (1978) poster
Rating: ★★
Captain Nemo's Modern Day Adventures

TV mini-series released as a theatrical film in some parts of the world that resurrects Captain Nemo in the present-day. It is Irwin Allen returning to his tv roots where Captain Nemo’s adventures become a blatant attempt to copy Star Wars

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014)

Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie (2014) poster
Rating:
Videogame Reviewer's Quest/Deliberately Bad Film

A film spun out around a YouTube channel of videogame reviews. This sinks down into unfunny fannish in-joking, while the attempts to be a mock bad movie only seem silliness for its own sake

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters (2007) poster
Rating:
Gonzo Animation

Film spinoff of the cult animated tv show. This feels like a film overtaken by the effort of trying to be surrealistic, wacky, scatological etc more than it is ever a film that creates gag that are funny

Attack on Titan (2015)

Attack on Titan (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Invasion by Giants

The live-action adaptation of a popular manga series, this comes with a completely WTF premise about humanity defending itself from an invasion by a horde of misshapen giants that like to bite people’s heads off

Attack on Titan II: End of the World (2015)

Attack on Titan II: End of the World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Anime Adaptation/Invasion by Giants

Sequel the demented Attack of Titan with its wild images of humanity under attack from mindless giants that bite their heads off, which was shot back-to-back and released a few months later

The Banana Splits (2019)

The Banana Splits (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
Horror Remake of a Children's TV Show

In the what the feck department, this is a gore-drenched horror remake of a Hanna-Barbera children’s show, one that now depicts the original anthropomorphic animals as murderous killer robots

Batman (1966)

Batman (1966) poster
Rating: ★★
Campy Comic-Book Superhero

A film spinoff from the popular 1960s Batman tv show starring Adam West. At half-an-hour twice a week, the series was an enjoyable piece of surrealistic zaniness but its appeals seem stretched at feature-length

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000)

Batman Beyond Return of the Joker (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Batman of the Future/Animation

Film spinoff of Batman Beyond, an animated tv series set in the future as a youngster inherits a hi-tech Batsuit from an aging Bruce Wayne. The film resurrects The Joker but fails to do anything interesting with the character

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)

Batman Mask of the Phantasm (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero/Animation

Theatrically released film based on the 1990s animated Batman tv series. This allows the series to stretch its wings and do things it never could on tv, although the creation of a new super-villain never quite comes off

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016)

Batman Return of the Caped Crusaders (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Retro 1960s Batman

Someone figured out Adam West and Burt Ward, Batman and Robin from the 1960s Batman tv series, were still around and put them in this animated film that replicates the look of the show and pays homage to its willful silliness

The Batman Superman Movie: World’s Finest (1998)

The Batman Superman Movie World's Finest (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Superhero Teamup/Animation

Film crossover between the 1990s Batman and Superman animated tv series from Bruce Timm. The script does an interesting job in playing the characters, their secret identities and principal villains off against each other

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005)

The Batman vs. Dracula (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Comic-Book Superhero vs Vampire/Animation

A film spinoff from the animated The Batman tv series, this offers a great title match but proves a disappointment. Moreover, it has to twist comic-book canon to make the plot work

Batman vs. Two-Face (2017)

Batman vs. Two-Face (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Retro 1960s Batman

Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders, an animated homage to the 1960s Batman tv series reuniting Adam West and Burt Ward, was a quirky delight. This is a sequel in the same vein, although more a case of a joke that tires in the retelling

Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (2012)

Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Space Opera/Web Series Prequel

Web-series/film prequel to the 2003-9 revival of Battlestar Galactica with a rookie Commander Adama arriving aboard the Galactica. Easily one the best of the Galactica spinoff films to date

Battlestar Galactica: Razor (2007)

Battlestar Galactica: Razor (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Space Opera

A spinoff film from the Battlestar Galactica revival series that flashes back to tell the story of the divisive figure of Commander Cain, featuring fine performances and the series’ usual high level of writing

Bewitched (2005)

Bewitched (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Witch in Love/TV Series Remake

The hit 1960s sitcom is repackaged as a frothy Nora Ephron romcom that suffers from a fatal mismatching of a showboating Will Ferrell and a more subdued Nicole Kidman who do not seem to connect in any way as Darren and Samantha

Casshern (2004)

Casshern (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Future Superhero/Anime Remade in Live-Action

Live-action film based on an anime series where the original is built out with a series of of extraordinarily gorgeous over-ornamented visuals set in a strange retro-future world

Charlie’s Angels (2019)

Charlies Angels (2019) poster
Rating: ★★
TV Series Remake/Action Film

The second big screen revival of the hit 1970s tv series. Essentially a Girl Power version of one of the Mission: Impossible films, which turns what was originally a girl-fronted detective show into a spy caper featuring SF gadgetry

City Beneath the Sea (1971)

City Beneath the Sea (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Underwater City

Irwin Allen offers a variant on Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea in this film about an underwater city. A tv pilot that was foisted onto international audiences as a theatrical film after it failed to be picked up as a series

Coneheads (1993)

Coneheads (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★
Alien Visitors Comedy

Film spinoff of a Dan Aykroyd skit on Saturday Night Live about a family of aliens ho attempting to maintain ordinary suburban life on Earth The film has a really wacky sense of humour, which is probably why it was a box-office flop

Conquest of the Earth (1981)

Conquest of the Earth (1981) poster
Rating:
Battlestar Galactica Movie

The third of the theatrically released films spun off from the original Battlestar Galactica. This is compiled from episodes of the dire follow-up series Galactica 1980 where the show relocates to contemporary Earth

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001)

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Future Bounty Hunters

The feature film spinoff of a cult anime tv series about intergalactic bounty hunters who in the plot here are on the track of a stolen nanotech virus

Daleks’ Invasion Earth 2150 A.D. (1966)

Daleks' Invasion 2150 A.D. (1966) poster
Rating:
Doctor Who Film

The second of the theatrically released Doctor Who films intended to highlight the popularity of The Daleks, this is an improvement in that it dispenses with the first film’s buffoonish comedy elements

Dark Shadows (2012)

Dark Shadows (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
TV Series Comedy Remake/Vampire/Family Saga

Tim Burton’s slide into mediocrity continues with this comedic update of the cult Gothic soap opera tv series, which is now played at a level of cartoonish unseriousness that resembles the Addams Family

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010)

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Alternate Timeline/Reality-Bending Teenager

Extraordinary anime where the members of an after school club secretly harbour great powers. From there, this expands out with reality-bending scope

Dr Who and the Daleks (1965)

Dr Who and the Daleks (1965) poster
Rating:
Doctor Who Film

This was the first of two Doctor Who movies produced during the height of Dalekmania during the 1960s. Alas a comedy element in the form of the asinine buffoonery of Roy Castle is allowed to dominate and kills the show off

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015)

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Fantasy Computer Game Adaptation

Animated film spun off from a popular French online gameworld, which had also previously spawned an animated tv series. The results are amiably engaging with a sense of humour that makes the show

Doomwatch (1972)

Doomwatch (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★
Toxic Spill/Mutations

The film spinoff of a 1970s British tv series about a group who investigate scientific and ecological abuses. The film depicts an outbreak of aromegaly on an island near where growth stimulants have been dumped.

Doug’s 1st Movie (1999)

Doug's 1st Movie (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Children's TV Series Spinoff

Film spinoff of a popular children’s animated tv series Doug about a kid and his observations on life. The film’s story has the title character befriending a local lake monster

Dragonball: Evolution (2009)

Dragonball Evolution (2009) poster
Rating: ½
Anime in Live-Action/Martial Arts Superheroes

Disastrous and miscalculated live-action Hollywood version of the anime series. which turns the characters into just regular teenagers. Nobody involved seems to be making any effort.

Duel (1971)

Duel (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Murderous Truck

The first film from Steven Spielberg, a tv movie that was released to theatres. Spielberg demonstrates style to spare in the gripping tale of a lone man on the road who finds himself stalked and followed by a murderous truck

Edge of Darkness (2010)

Edge of Darkness (2010) poster
Rating:
Nuclear Conspiracy Thriller/TV Series Remake

A film remake of one of the great tv series of the 1980s. A complete betrayal by the original’s director Martin Campbell that strips all the politics and simply makes it into a Mel Gibson revenge film

The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man (2003)

The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man (2003) poster
Rating:
Erotica with an Invisible Man

Most classic monsters have undergone an adult movie interpretation at some point – here it is the turn of The Invisible Man

Evangelion 1.0: You Are (Not) Alone (2007)

Evangelion 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Invasion by Vast Alien Machines

The first in a series of film reboots of the Neon Genesis Evangelion anime tv series. Epic animation but you need to the part of the fanbase of the original to understand what is going on

Evangelion 2.0: You Can (Not) Advance (2009)

Evangelion 2.0: You Can (Not) Advance (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Anime/Invasion by Vast Alien Machines

The second of the Neon Genesis Evangelion reboot films, this gets the essentials right and delivers some stunningly epic anime action scenes

Evangelion 3.0: You Can (Not) Redo (2012)

Evangelion 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Invasion by Vast Alien Machines

Third of the Neon Genesis Evangelion reboot films. These films are frustrating – filled with stunning scenes of mecha battling cryptic alien machines but baffling as to what is going on

Evangelion: 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time (2021)

Evangelion 3.0+1.01 Thrice Upon a Time (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime/Invasion by Vast Alien Machines

This was the fourth film in the Neon Genesis Evangelion reboot film series and concludes the saga. Rather than offering any answers or solution to the cryptic world we are in, this opts for a major letdown of a wrap-up

Fantasy Island (2020)

Fantasy Island (2020) posterv
Rating: ★★
TV Series Remake/Island That Makes Fantasies Come True

The big screen remake of the popular 70s/80s tv series about an island that makes guests fantasies come true. In the hands of Blumhouse, this has now been turned into a horror film

Fat Albert (2004)

Fat Albert (2004) poster
Rating:
Cartoon Characters Enter the Real World

One of a spate of films of the 90s/00s that adapted animated tv series in live-action – in this case Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. Here all we get is the animated characters emerging into the real world for slapstick inanity

The Flintstones (1994)

The Flintstones (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Prehistoric Comedy/Cartoon in Live-Action

The first in what later became a fad for replicating cartoon tv series as big-budget live-action films, this does an exacting live-action version of the Hanna-Barbera series

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000) poster
Rating:
Prehistoric Comedy/Cartoon in Live-Action

Sequel to the live-action The Flintstones film. Whether we asked for it or not, this offers up a Flintstones origin story where we see familiar elements of the series fall into place

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos (2011)

Fullmetal Alchemist: The Sacred Star of Milos (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Anime TV Series Spinoff/Magician Heroes

Film spinoff from the popular anime tv series that seems caught between a film and a tv episode. While the film reaches for epic scale, the usual run of power blasts, there is nothing that we haven’t seen before

George of the Jungle (1997)

George of the Jungle (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cartoon in Live-Action/Jungle Hero Parody

Likeable live-action adaptation of the animated series, which was construed as a parody of Tarzan. The sight gags work well and the creature effects are accomplished

Get Smart (2008)

Get Smart (2008) poster
Rating: ★½
TV Series Remake/Spy Comedy

There seems something crushingly redundant about conducting a big screen revival of tv’s Get Smart in the era after Austin Powers. The film is a middle-of-the-road comedy that never finds the zaniness of the original

How to Steal the World (1968)

How to Steal the World (1968) poster
Rating: ★★
The The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Film/Spy Film

The eight and last of the films recut from episodes of tv’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E.. This starts to show the strain of trying to make what were originally designed as tv episodes work as feature films

I Spy (2002)

I Spy (2002) poster
Rating:
Spy Comedy/TV Series Remake

Painfully unfunny big screen revival of the 1960s spy tv series. This has been reduced to a series of plotless gags that involve Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson doing nothing except bickering with each other

The Incredible Hulk (1977)

The Incredible Hulk (1977) poster
Rating: ★★½
Comic-Book Adaptation/The Rampaging Monster Within

The theatrically released pilot film for the 1970s/80s tv series based on the Marvel Comic that tells the Hulk’s origin story. This is one of the better episodes of the otherwise banal series

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)

The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Marvel Comics Superhero Team-Up

The very first ever team-up between Marvel Comics characters on the screen in which Bill Bixby’s Hulk meets Thor. The film has a camp reputation because of its Thor who resembles a Swedish bodybuilder

Inspector Gadget (1999)

Inspector Gadget (1999) poster
Rating: ★★½
Cyborg Cop/Cartoon in Live-Action

A live-action adaptation of the popular animated series, one of the spate of such films made after the live-action The Flintstones. Amiably silly and frequently slapstick fun that proves to be exactly what one expects of it

Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)

Inspector Gadget 2 (2003) poster
Rating:
Cyborg Cop/Cartoon in Live-Action

A video-released sequel to the live-action Matthew Broderick film starring French Stewart. This is played as much more of a cartoon and amped to a maximum level of slapstick inanity

Jem and the Holograms (2015)

Jem and the Holograms (2015) poster
Rating:
Girl Pop Band/Animation in Live-Action

The original animated series was one of the pop oddities of the 80s – part teen pop fantasy, part superheroics and secret identities. This live-action remake is an object lesson in how to strip all the fun elements out a series

Jetsons: The Movie (1990)

Jetsons: The Movie (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
Jetsons Movie/Animation/Future Family

A theatrical film version spun off from The Jetsons, the popular Hanna-Barbera animated tv series about a space age family. Not too much has changed since the 1960s

Josie and the Pussycats (2001)

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Girl Rock Group's Adventures/Cartoon in Live Action

A live-action film based on the animated tv series about a girl rock band who originally appeared in Archie comics, this gets buried under its own efforts to be cutely ironic

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005)

Kong, King of Atlantis (2005) poster
Rating:
Animation/King Kong vs the Lizard People of Atlantis

The most ridiculous work to bear Kong’s name – an animated film with songs where Kong has two buddies who says “dude” and “bro” a lot and Kong fights the lizard people from Atlantis

Land of the Lost (2009)

Land of the Lost (2009) poster
Rating:
TV Series Comedy Remake/Prehistoric Lost World

Big screen revival of the children’s lost world tv series that is now a loud and excruciating Will Ferrell vehicle that reduces the original into lowbrow farce. A majorly unfunny bomb on every level

The Last Man(s) on Earth (2012)

The Last Man(s) on Earth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
YouTube Stars Face World Threat Comedy

Film spinoff from a YouTube channel that features two comedians giving absurdly over-the-top survivalist tips. What works as a series of short clips has difficulty extending the gags to a dramatic plot

Lazer Team 2 (2017)

Lazer Team 2 (2017) poster
Rating:
Idiots With Parts of a Power Suit Comedy

Lazer Team was an easy predictable comedy about four screw-ups that accidentally obtain parts of an alien power suit. This sequel is all the same gags on rinse and repeat.

Lazer Team (2015)

Lazer Team (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Idiots Receive Parts of a Power Suit Comedy

A film from the comedy collective Rooster Teeth about four screw-ups who pick up power suit items from an alien spaceship only to find they are to defend Earth in a tournament

The League of Gentlemen’s Apocalypse (2005)

The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
TV Characters Enter the Real World

Film spinoff from the popular British comedy series sees the familiar characters entering the real world to meet their creators and deal with the cancellation of the show

Lost in Space (1998)

Lost in Space (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Intergalactic Adventures/TV Series Remake

Surprisingly halfway reasonable big screen remake of the 1960s tv series, this welcomely dumps the campy silliness of the show for a grittier, much more realistic take on the characters

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026)

The Mandalorian and Grogu (2026) poster
Rating: ★★★
Star Wars Spinoff Film

A spinoff film from The Mandalorian tv series, this is the best film set in the Star Wars universe this side of the 2000s for the simple reason that it has invested in characters rather than slavish fanboy callbacks

Masters of the Universe (1987)

Masters of the Universe (1987) poster
Rating: ★★
Intergalactic Sword-and-Sorcery

Live-action film based on the Mattel toy line and popular animated tv series. Given a Cannon Films budget, it emerges as a cheesily absurd Flash Gordon/Conan the Barbarian knockoff

Masters of the Universe (2026)

Masters of the Universe (2026) poster
Rating: ★★
Intergalactic Sword-and-Sorcery

A reboot of Masters of the Universe, this fully embraces the mythology of the animated series and gives them great life. But is also a work that is constantly deflating any chance you are taking it seriously

Max Steel (2016)

Max Steel (2016) poster
Rating:
Film Based on Toy Franchise/Superhero Film

An ill-conceived attempt to compete amid the high stakes box-office superheroics enjoyed by Marvel and belatedly DC, this had one of the most disastrous box-office showings of 2016 … Based on a popular line of action toys, this gets nothing right – it’s hard to tell it is meant to be a superhero film for half the show

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Mission: Impossible III (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Spy/Action Film

For his third outing in the series, Tom Cruise made a smart bet on giving the reins to J.J. Abrams who made his directorial debut and turned in the most enjoyable entry in the series to that point. One of the best moves is in the casting of Philip Seymour Hoffman as the villain of the show

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Spy/Action Film

The seventh of Mission: Impossible films with Tom Cruise still on great form at age 61. He and the team raise the bar for the series to a new high