The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mysterious Corpse on the Morgue Table

The Troll Hunter director Andre Øvredal creates an intense and absorbing mystery about a corpse on a morgue slab and the unsettling spell it exudes on the two coroners examining it

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016)

Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Gonzo Zombie Comedy

One has seen just a few too many wacky titled zombie comedies and this Austrian film seems another wannabe until the climactic scenes where it redeems itself with a completely demented bloodbath

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016)

Attack of the Killer Donuts (2016) poster
Rating: ★½
Gonzo Monster Movie

There is a certain genus of films based around coming up with deliberately ridiculous titles. The filmmakers sell you instantly on the film from the title alone but have lavished little care or budget on the actual film

The Assignment (2016)

The Assignment (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Hitman Seeks Revenge After Enforced Gender Reassignment Surgery

From Walter Hill, one of the legendary action directors, comes what is either the most edgy or tasteless concepts for a revenge film – Michelle Rodriguez is a hitman who seeks revenge after having gender reassignment surgery forced on him

Assassin’s Creed (2016)

Assassin's Creed (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Quest Through Past Lives

Adaptation of the popular videogame that is lumbered with the game’s inherently uncinematic premise where people only sit around and watch what has already happened in the past

Arrival (2016)

Arrival (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
First Contact with Aliens

Most SF films gloss over the issue of communication with aliens, having them either speaking English or with devices like Universal Translators. This is a superbly intelligent film that grapples with how to communicate with something different

Arbor Demon (2016)

Arbor Demon (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Something Lurking in the Woods

Horror film about a couple camping in the woods who are menaced by something lurking outside their tent. A solid film that develops some passable suspense and eventually enters Folk Horror territory

Approaching the Unknown (2016)

Approaching the Unknown (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Expedition to Mars

This comes with the clear influence of The Martian, telling a similar but more low-key story of a lone astronaut having problems on the way to Mars. This is less about science ingenuity that his fracturing mental state

Antibirth (2016)

Antibirth (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Stoner Chick's Mutant Impregnation

This has cult midnight hit written over it. It’s a loopy trip into people doing drugs, alien impregnation and government conspiracy that should have been quirky and funny but sort of goes asleep at the wheel

Another Evil (2016)

Another Evil (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Eccentric Ghost Hunter

Comedy about a man with ghosts in his home who invites in a so-called ‘ghost assassin’ before it becomes increasingly apparent he is completely nuts. Less a horror comedy than an eccentric bromance gone wrong

Angry Birds (2016)

Angry Birds (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Videogame Adaptation

A film based on a mobile app surely counts as a world first. Mostly this is the equivalent of switching one’s brain off and spending an hour-and-a-half watching cartoons for the single digit age group

Amerigeddon (2016)

Rating:
Conspiracy Junkie Fantasy of a USA Invaded

Chuck Norris’s son directs spectacularly bad film that acts as a fantasy for every lunatic right wing conspiracy where the UN wants to overthrow the US government and confiscate everybody’s guns

Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016)

Alleluia! The Devil's Carnival (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
War Between Heaven and Hell Rock Musical

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman makes a rock musical about a war between a gaudily exotic Heaven and Hell. A full-length expansion of Bousman’s earlier short film

Allegiant (2016)

Allegiant (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Young Adult Dystopian Future

The Divergent series is a fundamentally implausible scenario for people that think horoscopes are a profound insight into human nature. This is the most interesting of the films and gives us an imaginative future world

All Superheroes Must Die 2: The Last Superhero (2016)

All Superheroes Must Die 2: The Last Superhero (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Superhero Mockumentary

Sequel to one of the few original (ie. non comic-book) superhero films of the 2010s. this takes the interesting route of telling it as a investigative tv report into someone killing off all the superheroes

All Girls Weekend (2016)

All Girls Weekend (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mysterious Happenings in the Woods

This takes its title literally – it is made by a woman director and there are no men on screen. The result is somewhere between The Descent and The Blair Witch Project with an undeniably surprise twist ending

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Sequel

Sequel to the 2010 Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland. This has even less in common with Lewis Carroll’s book sequel than its predecessor did – a total of two scenes. The sets and effects are just pretty eye candy

The Alchemist Cookbook (2016)

The Alchemist Cookbook (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Possible Pacts with the Devil in the Woods

A micro-budgeted production shot in a trailer in the woods with a cast of two that sits in a fascinatingly ambiguous place about whether the central character has sold his soul or gone off his psychiatric meds

Abattoir (2016)

Abattoir (2016) poster
Rating:
Sinister Small Town/Collector of Murder Rooms

Darren Lynn Bousman is the director most associated with the Saw sequels and its Torture Porn excesses. His other films have been lacking. This comes with one of the most off the wall premises one has seen