The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (2025)

The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (2025) poster
Rating: ★½
Psycho Babysitter

A remake of the 1992 film that starred Rebecca De Mornay as a psychopathic babysitter who enters a household seeking revenge. This updates the story for the 2020s, although is no less a conservative version than the original

Anaconda (2025)

Anaconda (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Comedy Remake of Anaconda

Anaconda was a CGI monster movie that has subsequently gained a bad movie reputation. The idea of a comedy remake about conducting a remake of the film just seems a little too cutely meta

How to Train Your Dragon (2025)

How to Train Your Dragon (2025) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation in Live-Action/World of Dragons

With Disney having remade most of their animated catalogue in live-action, other studios are now getting in on the act with this live-action remake of How to Train Your Dragon

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)

I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) poster
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Slasher Film

In recent years, we have seen successful revivals of the Scream and Halloween franchises. Now it is the turn of another classic 1990s slasher film, a reworking that emerges with hugely underwhelming results

The Crow (2024)

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Resurrected Avenger

The original The Crow is a cult classic. This long-planned remake from the perpetually terrible Rupert Sanders was an ill-advised move from every angle that gets just about everything from the mood to the conception of its character wrong

The Toxic Avenger (2023)

The Toxic Avenger (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Mutant Superhero/Troma Remake

A remake of the work that launched Troma films. The original The Toxic Avenger was a gungily nasty film that readily trod way over all lines of good taste. In being cast with name stars, this has been cleaned up considerably

Final Cut (2022)

Final Cut (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies on a Zombie Film Set Comedy

One Cut of the Dead was one of the freshest takes on the overworked zombie film in recent years. Here Academy Award-winning director Michel Hazanavicius conducts a French remake but misses the mark

Firestarter (2022)

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Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

One of Stephen King’s best books is given a new film workover by Blumhouse. Keith Thomas made a standout directorial debut with The Vigil, but this is a disaster, one of the worst of all King adaptations

Hellraiser (2022)

Hellraiser (2022) poster
Rating: ★★
Sadomasochistic Demons

A valiant attempt to remake Clive Barker’s glistening and brilliant original that only emerges as a better made version of one of the sequels. This has a disappointing tameness that would never have inspired a series of sequels

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Mortal Kombat (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

A reboot of the film series adapted from the popular videogame. Produced by James Wan, this emerges as a kinetic and enjoyable effort that has clearly designed to introduce an ongoing franchise

Diabolik (2021)

Diabolik (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Masked Super-Thief/Comic-Book Adaptation

A remake of the great and underrated film and Italian comic-book about a masked super-thief who constantly outwits the authorities, this comes with style and wit to spare and strikes the note perfectly

The Call (2020)

The Call (2020) poster
Rating: ★★★
Phone Calls Across Time

A South Korean film that remakes The Caller about a girl who finds she can make phone calls across time to another woman only to find that the caller is a psychopath who begins to wreak havoc with her timeline

The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil (2019)

The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cops and Gangsters vs Serial Killer

The tough hard-boiled Korean gangster film is a genre of its own. This uniquely has a detective and a crime kingpin deciding to join forces to track down a serial killer. Slated for remake by James Wan

Mulan (2020)

Mulan (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Live-Action Remake

The Disney live-action remake of Mulan finally arrives mired in controversy but the film itself proves a solid production for the most part, although never quite soars as a work of fantasy

Child’s Play (2019)

Child's Play (2019) poster
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Evil Artificially Intelligent Doll

The controversial remake of Child’s Play where Chucky is no longer possessed but become an artificially intelligent smart toy. This seems to misconstrues everything that the fanbase of the series celebrates by a mile

Black Christmas (2019)

Black Christmas (2019) poster
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Girl’s Dormitory Slasher

A remake of the work that has been cited as the first slasher film. This is less a horror film than a horror film that has been hijacked by a political agenda, delivered with a relentlessly loud and damning misandrist tone

The Lion King (2019)

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Disney Live-Action Remake/Talking Animals

Jon Favreau had success recreating The Jungle Book in live-action with CGI animals and does the same with The Lion King – only to produce an exacting, lifeless replication missing the charms of the original

What Men Want (2019)

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Woman Can Read Women's Minds Comedy

A gender-swapped remake of What Women Want in which Taraji P. Henson gets the ability to read men’s thoughts. Henson displays no talent for comedy and this is a spectacularly unfunny film

The Bad Seed (2018)

The Bad Seed (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Psychopathic Young Girl

The 1956 The Bad Seed is the original evil child film. All other psycho children films draw themselves from here. This is a remake directed by actor Rob Lowe who also plays the father. McKenna Grace gives a superbly chill performance as the child

Suspiria (2018)

Suspiria (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Witchcraft in a Girl’s School

Dario Argento’s original Suspiria was an almost entirely narrative-free work set around a series of extravagantly arty deaths; this remake could not be a more different film. Not to say it is uninteresting in what it does

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018)

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Unexplained Disappearance

The Picnic at Hanging Rock with its hauntingly unsolved mystery is considered one of the greatest Australian films of all time; this mini-series in six one-hour parts drags every beat of the story out and pads the slim original with so many other character mini-dramas and backstories that the mystery is drowned out

Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)

Day of the Dead Bloodline (2018) poster
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Zombies

One of a growing industry of zombie films that leech off the George Romero name. This remakes Romero’s Day of the Dead, which means it cherry picks key elements and rearranges them in a different way but lacks everything else that Romero offered

Death Wish (2018)

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Vigilante Film

Eli Roth’s remake of the classic Charles Bronson vigilante film is an ugly affair. In an era where school shooting are a weekly scourge in the US, do we really need another fantasy about one man becoming empowered and sorting things out with a gun?

It (2017)

It (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Stephen King Adaptation/Killer Clown Monster

I far preferred the 1990 mini-series to the cinematic remake of the Stephen King book. This emerges as a lesser copy of tv’s Stranger Things, which did the whole 80s nostalgia/horror story far better

The Beguiled (2017)

The Beguiled (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Southern Gothic

Sofia Coppola’s remake of the 1971 Clint Eastwood film. The original was a work of brooding Southern Gothic of repressed sexual tensions; Sofia seems more interested in making a costume drama that is a stretch to call a horror story any longer

Flatliners (2017)

Flatliners (2017) poster
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Exploring the Afterlife/Haunting

Another remake we never asked for. Considering that this had the entire CGI revolution to conceive of the afterlife journey and merely has to top Joel Schumacher, it is amazing how dull and uninteresting this emerges as

The Thousand Faces of Dunjia (2017)

The Thousand Faces of Dunjia (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Wu Xia/Flying Swordsman Fantasy

One welcomes a collaboration between Tsui Hark, the godfather of Hong Kong fantasy cinema, and Yuen Wo Ping, fight choreographer for The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon but the the results are oddly disappointing, with Yuen’s talents seeming buried under the CGI

Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (2017)

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Animation/Cartoon Animals Redo Willy Wonka

The Tom and Jerry cartoons have the distinction of being considered the most violent ever. The question is why anybody considered why we needed an animated remake of Willy Wonka but with the addition of Tom and Jerry

Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Beauty and the Beast (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★
Fairy-Tale/Disney Live-Action Remake

This live-action remake of the Disney animated film is mounted with a lavishness. On the other hand, the romance at the centre never fully warms up, while the human characters have the show stolen from under by the cutlery and furnishings

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

Rating: ★★
Trapped Inside a Jungle-Themed Videogame

A revival of Jumanji. The original’s boardgame is now a videogame that sucks the players inside. The adventure elements are routine but the film’s has comedic fun with its bodyswapped characters

Cabin Fever (2016)

Cabin Fever (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

A remake of Eli Roth’s first film? Why, given that the original only came out 14 years ago, is anybody’s guess. This literally recycles the original’s script but is deaf to its sarcastic humour of the original

Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

There was a lot of hate centred on this for recasting what is considered a classic film with an all-girl cast. It emerges mostly likeably, no better, no worse on the whole, where the new ensemble make a solid showing

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again (2016)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Let's Do the Timewarp Again (2016) poster
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Gender-Bender Rock Musical/Frankenstein Spoof

Nothing indicates how miscalculated this remake is than the fact it has been placed in the hands of the director of the High School Musicals and sundry Disney Channel fodder

Pete’s Dragon (2016)

Pete's Dragon (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Boy and Invisible Dragon/Disney Remake

Another Disney remake that hardly resemble its source – the original was light slapstick with a big cartoon dragon, this is a sober wild child story where the dragon is now an endangered species

Plan 9 (2015)

Plan 9 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Reworking of Plan 9 from Outer Space

This offers the bizarre novelty of being the version of Plan 9 from Outer Space that Ed Wood would have wanted make if he had a decent budget. Surprisingly enough this is played straight, although you question whether what Wood was trying to make was a modern zombie film

Poltergeist (2015)

Poltergeist (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting

It has become an overused phrase in this site’s critical arsenal to say “yet another 70s/80s remake that is inferior to the original”. The 1982 Poltergeist was one of the great ghost stories of the era; this hits all the beats and with bigger effects but fails to find any of the haunted mood of the original

Knock Knock (2015)

Rating: ★★
Home Invasion by Two Malicious Girls

Eli Roth home invasion thriller where two malicious girls turn family man Keanu Reeves’ life upside down. Roth creates a strong opening but hits the peak of the film not too far in and thereafter loses direction

Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

Rosemary's Baby (2014) poster
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Satanic Impregnation

Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby was a classic film that popularised the modern interest in occult and deviltry on film; this sad remake is something that only parrots the cliches that have set in in the ensuing 46 years and clumsily mishandles all of Polanski’s comically edgy paranoia

Turkey Shoot (2014)

Turkey Shoot (2014) poster
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Human Hunting/Near Future Reality TV Show

Remake of the Ozploitation film where the original’s Most Dangerous Game scenario set in a dystopian future is lamely rewritten as a reality tv show and another Hunger Games ripoff. The original was fairly terrible; this has a lack of conviction in most regards that makes it even worse

RoboCop (2014)

Robocop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cyborg Cop

I have to admit despite all the bad feeling for this, I liked it. While what went on in terms of the man inside the machine was cut and dried in the original, this has been shifted to give us a “the soul of Robocop” story . Moreover, the original’s biting satire of 1980s corporations and politics has been smartly updated to tackle some big 2010s issues

All Cheerleaders Die (2013)

All Cheerleaders Die (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Resurrected Cheerleaders

Directors Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson conduct a remake of their earlier film about resurrected cheerleaders. The question might be why – both have demonstrated they can do far better than this

Carrie (2013)

Carrie (2013) poster
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Telekinetic Teen's Revenge/Stephen King Remake

Another pointless 70s remake that replicates the 1976 Carrie almost scene for scene but misconstrues the material by a mile. Crucially, it comes without the sensational casting that made the original, nor a Brian De Palma at the helm

Total Recall (2012)

Total Recall (2012) poster
Rating: ★★½
Virtual Memories/Reality Bender/Action

I was never a particular fan of the Schwarzenegger original and this improves on it somewhat. This is far better conceived as an action film with some amazing Cyberpunk designs. On the other hand, the two decades interim has made the story’s Philip K. Dick-ian reality bendings seem commonplace

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012)

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel Experiment Amok

This Syfy Channel production can’t seem to decide if it is a sequel or a remake of the 1984 film. Michael Paré turn up in both versions but goes from being the hero to a menacing heavy. The original had its moments but this is generic and routine in all ways

Coma (2012)

Coma (2012) poster
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Medical Conspiracy Thriller

TV mini-series remake of the Michael Crichton medical thriller that pointlessly changes and over-extrudes a tight and effective original, while director Mikael Salomon adds absurd red herrings and keys away major surprises well in advance

Red Dawn (2012)

Red Dawn (2012) poster
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North Korean Invasion of the USA

The idea of remaking John Milus’s ridiculous 1984 survivalist fantasy about a Communist invasion of the USA maybe counts as one of the most absurdly unnecessary of all remakes. The film laughably tries to deal with the absence of a Soviet Union by creating a boogeyman out of North Korea

Hidden in the Woods (2012)

Hidden in the Woods (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Chilean Backwoods Brutality

Backwoods Brutality Chilean style. This has the look and feel of a lost 1970s film that some people insist on calling grindhouse. Not the most polished work but this does deliver assorted brutality, gore and cannibalism

The Caller (2011)

The Caller (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Phone Calls Across Time

A horror version of Frequency where Rachelle Lefevre has phone conversations across time with a disturbed woman who then starts causing people to disappear and altering the timeline. Cleverly told and with some chilling twists

Fright Night (2011)

Fright Night (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Vampire Next Door Neighbour

Another 1980s horror remake that resurrects and changes the original to little purpose. This fails to understand that what was original in 1985 lacks much when placed alongside contemporary vampire films

A Chinese Ghost Story (2011)

A Chinese Ghost Story (2011) poster
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Chinese Supernatural Fantasy/Ghost Romance

A Chinese Ghost Story was one of the greatest Hong Kong fantasy films; this remake gets everything wrong. The aerial combat scenes are replaced by CGI, the characters rewritten and the Buddhist elements eliminated

What Women Want (2011)

What Women Want (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Can Read Womens' Minds/Romantic Comedy

Chinese remake of the romcom where Mel Gibson was suddenly able to hear women’s thoughts. A second time over, the premise seems slight while the film crucially fails to create much passion between its two stars

Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (2011)

Flying Swords of Dragon Gate (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Flying Swordsmen/Wu Xia Film

Tsui Hark, a key figure of the modern Wu Xia cycle, makes a lushly extravagant, Chinese-backed flying swordsman epic. Featuring a wide canvas of characters who come together in a series of very entertaining playoffs

The Thing (2011)

The Thing (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Shapechanging Alien Nasty

Though pitched as a prequel, this is essentially a remake of John Carpenter’s classic. Alas, this only finds the same phantasmagoric outlandishness as Carpenter did in a couple of scenes that may be moderately impressive for those who have never seen the original

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2011)

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
House of Goblins

Guillermo Del Toro produced cinematic remake of a 1970s tv movie, this creates a good deal of creepy mood and atmosphere with Katie Holmes as a mother who finds goblins in the cellar, but never pushes any of it in a way that jolts audiences in their seats

Edge of Darkness (2010)

Edge of Darkness (2010) poster
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Nuclear Conspiracy Thriller/TV Series Remake

A film remake of one of the great tv series of the 1980s. A complete betrayal by the original’s director Martin Campbell that strips all the politics and simply makes it into a Mel Gibson revenge film

Mother’s Day (2010)

Mother's Day (2010) poster
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Home Invasion/Torture Porn

This has almost nothing in common with the 1980 film it is supposedly based on. Instead we get a home invasion film where Darren Lynn Bousman of Saw sequel fame shows that constant scenes of brutality and torture are all that he has in his arsenal

How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

How to Train Your Dragon (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Boy Befriends Dragon

Popular animated adaptation of a children’s book. This hits all the right story arcs and in sufficiently likeable measure to work amiably. Two sequels and a live-action remake followed.

The Crazies (2010)

The Crazies (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Madness Inducing Biospill

George Romero’s underrated classic gets a makeover amid the 00/10s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. Alas, Romero’s modest classic about a madness-inducing biospill has a big-budget thrown to emerge as just another zombie film

And Soon the Darkness (2010)

And Soon the Darkness (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Stalked Tourists Psycho-Thriller

Another pointless 1970s remake, in this case of the little-known British psycho-thriller about two tourists stalked in the French countryside (now transplanted to Argentina) with ho-hum results

Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

Race to Witch Mountain (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Psi-Powered Alien Children/Disney Remake

Revival of the Disney Witch Mountain films of the 1970s. Now the films have been dragged into the post-X Files era and flashy effects added to negligible result