RoboCop (2014)

Robocop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cyborg Cop

I have to admit despite all the bad feeling for this, I liked it. While what went on in terms of the man inside the machine was cut and dried in the original, this has been shifted to give us a “the soul of Robocop” story . Moreover, the original’s biting satire of 1980s corporations and politics has been smartly updated to tackle some big 2010s issues

Ritual (2002)

Ritual (2002) poster
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Voodoo

This was intended as the third of the Tales from the Crypt films. A remake of the classic voodoo film I Walked With a Zombie, from Val Lewton, a producer who specialised in psychological ambiguity where we could not be certain if the supernatural was real. All of this is lost in the hands of bad movie director Avi Nesher.

Ring (1998)

Ring (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cursed Video Broadcast/Japanese Ghost Story

Kaidan eiga (Japanese ghost story) that was a huge hit, spawning several sequels and an English-language remake, plus a horde of imitators. For all its reputation, the film is often crude, nevertheless does evince an eerie atmosphere

Reflections of Murder (1974)

Reflections of Murder (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★
Les Diaboliques Remake

This tv movie was the first English-language remake of the classic French thriller Les Diaboliques. It follows the original closely and still works effectively, although being shot in colour rather than black-and-white lacks the stark tension. Sam Waterston gives a performance of amazing cruelty as the husband

Red Dawn (2012)

Red Dawn (2012) poster
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North Korean Invasion of the USA

The idea of remaking John Milus’s ridiculous 1984 survivalist fantasy about a Communist invasion of the USA maybe counts as one of the most absurdly unnecessary of all remakes. The film laughably tries to deal with the absence of a Soviet Union by creating a boogeyman out of North Korea

Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

Race to Witch Mountain (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Psi-Powered Alien Children/Disney Remake

Revival of the Disney Witch Mountain films of the 1970s. Now the films have been dragged into the post-X Files era and flashy effects added to negligible result

Rabid (1977)

Rabid (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Parasitic Skin Graft

The fourth film from David Cronenberg, a clear (although by no means uninteresting) attempt to repeat the success of Shivers with Marilyn Chambers as a woman with a vampiric skin parasite that turns victims into maddened killers

The Quatermass Experiment (2005)

The Quatermass Experiment (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutating Astronaut

A remake of the first Quatermass story conducted as a live broadcast tv movie. Quite a considerable technical achievement considering the limitations and one that works with quite reasonable results

Psycho (1998)

Psycho (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Psycho Remake

Over Gus Van Sant’s shot-for-shot remake of Psycho, there hangs the single question of “Why?” The result seems a futile conceit, one only designed to infuriate those who regard the original in such high esteem

Psycho (1960)

Psycho (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Psycho-Thriller

One of the defining classics of the genre, enormously influential, muchly imitated and parodied and possibly the most over-analysed film ever. Alfred Hitchcock expertly creates a creepy psycho-thriller in which he delights in lulling us and undermining expectation

Poltergeist (2015)

Poltergeist (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting

It has become an overused phrase in this site’s critical arsenal to say “yet another 70s/80s remake that is inferior to the original”. The 1982 Poltergeist was one of the great ghost stories of the era; this hits all the beats and with bigger effects but fails to find any of the haunted mood of the original

Poltergeist (1982)

Poltergeist (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Haunting

Debate will always rage as to whether this was directed by Tobe Hooper or executive producer Steven Spielberg. It doesn’t alter the fact that it is a superlative rollercoaster of a ghost story that doesn’t always make sense but pulls its effects off flawlessly

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Planet of the Apes (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of Talking Apes

The film that started it all. This takes what could have been a jokey premise and delivers it in bold, exciting stokes. What elevates the film is Rod Serling’s script. filled with embittered soliloquies that become a biting commentary on the human condition, before the film reaches one of the great cinematic twist endings

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Planet of the Apes (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
Planet of Talking Apes

Tim Burton’s much disliked remake. Certainly, the ape makeups are superb. While Burton touches many points with the original, he has dropped the biting satire in favour of adventure, while the ending left everyone scratching their heads

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alien Invasion/Classic Bad Movie

This has become legendary as the Worst Film Ever Made. Maybe it is but the audience that celebrates its technical gaffes, the purple prose and bizarre bheind-the-scenes stories has contrarily made it one of cultish fascination

Plan 9 (2015)

Plan 9 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Reworking of Plan 9 from Outer Space

This offers the bizarre novelty of being the version of Plan 9 from Outer Space that Ed Wood would have wanted make if he had a decent budget. Surprisingly enough this is played straight, although you question whether what Wood was trying to make was a modern zombie film

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018)

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Unexplained Disappearance

The Picnic at Hanging Rock with its hauntingly unsolved mystery is considered one of the greatest Australian films of all time; this mini-series in six one-hour parts drags every beat of the story out and pads the slim original with so many other character mini-dramas and backstories that the mystery is drowned out

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012)

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel Experiment Amok

This Syfy Channel production can’t seem to decide if it is a sequel or a remake of the 1984 film. Michael Paré turn up in both versions but goes from being the hero to a menacing heavy. The original had its moments but this is generic and routine in all ways

The Philadelphia Experiment (1984)

The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel Experiment Amok

Based on a non-fiction, fringe science book that makes claims that the US Navy conducted experiments that turned a ship invisible during WWII, this spins the idea out into a modest time travel story

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Musical Adaptation

The long-planned film adaptation of The Phantom musical emerges as disaster under Joel Schumacher. The Phantom’s presence has all been watered down and the film exists as no more than a series of scenographic poses

The Phantom of the Opera (1998)

The Phantom of the Opera (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Madman Beneath the Opera House

Dario Argento takes on The Phantom and welcomely rescues it from musical romance and returns it to being a horror film. Despite a beautifully mounted production, Julian Sands’ Phantom is too weak and wimpy

The Phantom of the Opera (1989)

The Phantom of the Opera (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Time Travel

On the back of popularity of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical and the Elm Street films, Robert Englund was cast in this version where the emphasis is on the slasher element, which works far better than you might think

The Phantom of the Opera (1962)

The Phantom of the Opera (1962) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Hammer Film

Hammer Films’ attempt to update the classic story went astray – the Paris opera becomes a dreary English repertory house and Terence Fisher misses the tale’s grandeur

Phantom of the Opera (1943)

Phantom of the Opera (1943) poster
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Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

The second film version of the story, lavishly remaking the classic 1925 Lon Chaney version in sound and colour. Alas, all this serves to do is stuff and mount the story. With the addition of a sympathetic backstory and cast with a wimpily diminutive Claude Rains, Chaney’s magnificently mad Phantom comes across like an indignant fox terrier

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

The Phantom of the Opera (1925) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

The first and still the best version of the story. Made when The Phantom was a horror story rather than a weepie romance, everything from Lon Chaney’s performance to the amazing Gothic design and directorial set-pieces is classic

Pete’s Dragon (2016)

Pete's Dragon (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Boy and Invisible Dragon/Disney Remake

Another Disney remake that hardly resemble its source – the original was light slapstick with a big cartoon dragon, this is a sober wild child story where the dragon is now an endangered species

Pennies from Heaven (1978)

Pennies from Heaven (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Musical Daydreams

Dennis Potter was the greatest writer to ever work in televisio. This mini-series is one of his most celebrated works, featuring characters bursting out into lip-synched Golden Oldie songs, making biting contrast to their downbeaten lives

Painted Skin (1992)

Painted Skin (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Supernatural Fantasy

A Hong Kong supernatural fantasy that has been made as a copy of the ground-changing A Chinese Ghost Story. The last film directed the legendary King Hu, the man who created the Wu Xia film

One Missed Call (2003)

One Missed Call (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Cult director Takashi Miike jumps aboard the J-horror fad of the 2000s and makes a Ringu copy that substitutes haunted videos for haunted cellphone calls. Two sequels and an English-language remake followed

One Million B.C. (1940)

One Million B.C. (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cavemen vs Dinosaurs/Prehistoric Drama

Classic caveman vs dinosaurs prehistoric drama later to be remade as the more famous version with Raquel Welch. This plays as fairly creaky today but gains an undeniable vividness with the raw ferocity of its dinosaur scenes (played by optically enlarged lizards)

101 Dalmatians (1996)

101 Dalmatians (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Disney Remake/Dognapping Villainness

This live-action remake of the classic Disney animated film benefits from Glenn Close chewing scenery in grand style as Cruella De Ville but the latter half essentially degenerates into no more than a series of Home Alone-styled slapstick violence scenes

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

The last really good animated film made during Walt Disney’s lifetime and for the next couple of decades. Filled with cuddly anthropomorphism and charmed delights

The Omen (1976)

The Omen (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Biblical End of the World/The Anti-Christ

This is where all the cliches of Devil Children began. A big hit among the 1970s occult boom, this is essentially Sunday tabloid Christianity – a lurid, doom-filled take on Book of Revelation End Times prophecies that moves with a slick polish and a series of schlocky deaths every few minutes

The Omega Man (1971)

The Omega Man (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Last Man on Earth vs Mutants/I Am Legend Adaptation

The second film version of I Am Legend, this rewrites the book’s vampires as mutants and abandons its mood of paranoia for a fantasy of hippie utopia and Charlton Heston in square-jawed action hero mode

Oldboy (2003)

Oldboy (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Imprisonment and Revenge

Electrifyingly ultra-violent film from Park Chan-wook who ably borrows from Takashi Miike. The film equally becomes a conceptual twister as the protagonist is forced to go on a reality-bending quest through his own life.

The Nutty Professor (1996)

The Nutty Professor (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Personality Transformation Formula Comedy

Remake of the Jerry Lewis film is a comedic tour-de-force for Eddie Murphy as he swings between a shy 400 lb professor and a manic, testostoronally charged health junkie

The Nutty Professor (1963)

The Nutty Professor (1963) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Personality Transformation Formula Comedy

Jerry Lewis is either a low him or hate him figure; whatever the case, one should give this, his best film, a chance … It is Lewis offering his own comedic spin on the Jekyll/Hyde story, which contains a great performance on his part as he swings between a socially inept nerd and smooth lounge singer

Nosferatu (1922)

Nosferatu (1922) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Silent Dracula Adaptation

The first screen adaptation of Dracula and one of the most amazing of all vampire films, a German Expressionist fairytale that exists in haunted netherworld through which stalks the crepuscular figure of Max Schreck

Nightwatch (1994)

Nightwatch (1994) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Morgue Attendant's Paranoia/Serial Killer

Gripping Danish thriller in which morgue attendant Nicholaj Coster Waldau finds a serial killer is playing games with him. Filled with paranoia, sharp twists and lashings of black humour

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dream-Invading Boogey Man

One of the most influential horror films of the 1980s, creating a series of dream horror copycats. Before the campy, makeup effects driven sequels kicked in, Wes Craven’s original creates a genuinely unearthly series of nightmare jumps

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Night of the Living Dead (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Zombies

The film that created the modern zombie genre, that took a creature from voodoo and reinvented at a something stumbling and wanting only to devour flesh. George Romero creates a horror film that shoots out all cozy, established convention

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies

Remake of George Romero’s seminal zombie classic. The 3D is no more than a gimmick, while elsewhere they are some radical changes – a white Ben, a lame explanation for the zombies, some far-too-cute in-jokes – that fails to match the effectiveness of the original

The Night of the Hunter (1955)

The Night of the Hunter (1955) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Children Pursued by Psycho Preacher

Absolutely extraordinary directorial debut from actor Charles Laughton who transforms the story of an evil preacher (Robert Mitchum) pursuing two children into something approaching a stylised Expressionist fairytale

Night of the Demons (2009)

Night of the Demons (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
House of the Possessed Dead

Another pointless remake of an 80s horror film. The original was a cheap Evil Dead ripoff driven by cheesy effects; this provides more professional effects but only becomes a slickly produced assemblage of cliches we have seen dozens of times before

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

My Bloody Valentine (1981) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film

Classic from the heyday of the slasher film, an effort that was clearly designed to exploit another holiday title in the wake of the successes of Halloween and Friday the 13th. This snappily adapts the slasher formula and does better than most of its ilk in serving it back up

The Mummy (1999)

The Mummy (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Revived Mummy/Adventure

Nominal remake of the Boris Karloff The Mummy, which has now been inflated into a big budget Indiana Jones adventure. Stephen Sommers lets the film overspill with CGI spectacle but the exercise is deflated by a jokey, unserious attitude

Mulan (2020)

Mulan (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Live-Action Remake

The Disney live-action remake of Mulan finally arrives mired in controversy but the film itself proves a solid production for the most part, although never quite soars as a work of fantasy

Mother’s Day (2010)

Mother's Day (2010) poster
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Home Invasion/Torture Porn

This has almost nothing in common with the 1980 film it is supposedly based on. Instead we get a home invasion film where Darren Lynn Bousman of Saw sequel fame shows that constant scenes of brutality and torture are all that he has in his arsenal

Mother’s Day (1980)

Mother's Day (1980) poster
Rating: ★★
Backwoods Brutality

A parody of the Backwoods Brutality film. One of the very first films produced by Lloyd Kaufman of Troma fame

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Mortal Kombat (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

A reboot of the film series adapted from the popular videogame. Produced by James Wan, this emerges as a kinetic and enjoyable effort that has clearly designed to introduce an ongoing franchise

Missile to the Moon (1958)

Missile to the Moon (1958) poster
Rating: ★★
Expedition to the Moon/All-Female Lunar Society

A remake of the classic bad movie Cat-Women of the Moon in which explorers to the Moon encounter an all-women society. Things do not improve in the bad movie stakes here

Metropolis (2001)

Metropolis (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Retro Future/Android Girl

Stunning anime remake of Metropolis based on an Osasmu Tezuka. The visuals and particularly the design are overwhelming – like a Cyberpunk film set in a stylised Art Deco world

Metropolis (1927)

Metropolis (1927) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Dystopia/Social Revolution/Mad Scientist/Android Temptress

Fritz Lang’s visionary work was something way ahead of it time and is one of the few silent films still screened today. The film’s politics are naive but Lang’s visions of the city of the future and the first screen robot are vivid.