Cape Fear (1991)

Cape Fear (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★
Ex-Con's Revenge Thriller

Martin Scorsese remakes the classic thriller with Robert De Niro playing the ex-con seeking revenge against his lawyer. Scorsese makes the morality more ambiguous and bring out tensions within the family

Rabid (1977)

Rabid (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Parasitic Skin Graft

The fourth film from David Cronenberg, a clear (although by no means uninteresting) attempt to repeat the success of Shivers with Marilyn Chambers as a woman with a vampiric skin parasite that turns victims into maddened killers

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)

The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★
True Life Serial Killer

Interesting little film that has gained a small cult reputation, a True Crime work based on a series of unsolved killings conducted by a masked figure in a small Southern town in 1946. A solid, quasi-documentary-like depiction that adheres to the facts for the most part

The Quatermass Experiment (2005)

The Quatermass Experiment (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutating Astronaut

A remake of the first Quatermass story conducted as a live broadcast tv movie. Quite a considerable technical achievement considering the limitations and one that works with quite reasonable results

Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe (1940)

Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial/Space Opera

The third of the Flash Gordon serials, not quite at the heights of the previous two but with a colour and exoticism that was head and shoulders above the other serials of the era

A Bucket of Blood (1959)

A Bucket of Blood (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★
Murderous Beatnik Artist/Black Comedy

A quirky low-budget black comedy from cult B movie director Roger Corman with Dick Miller as a wannabe who suddenly receives artistic acclaim when he exhibits dead bodies in plaster as works of art

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
German Expressionism Remake

A remake of the silent German Expressionist classic that replicates the unique look and sets. Interesting, although it now emerges more like a film noir with artistic pretensions than the avant garde work the original was

The Phantom of the Opera (1998)

The Phantom of the Opera (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Madman Beneath the Opera House

Dario Argento takes on The Phantom and welcomely rescues it from musical romance and returns it to being a horror film. Despite a beautifully mounted production, Julian Sands’ Phantom is too weak and wimpy

The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

The Hills Have Eyes (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Backroads Brutality

Wes Craven’s Backwoods Brutality classic gets a gore-drenched makeover from Alexandre Aja. One of the better amid the 2000s fad for horror remakes where the original is dragged into the modern day in some interesting ways

2001 Maniacs (2005)

2001 Maniacs (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Splatter/Southern Town of Maniacs

Eli Roth-produced remake of the Herschell Gordon Lewis splatter film Two Thousand Maniacs, this plants tongue in cheek, is fairly and squarely aimed at a frat boy audience and unapologetic about piling on copious amounts of gore and naked breasts

Children of the Corn (2009)

Children of the Corn (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pagan Child Cult/Stephen King Adaptation

This remake of the Stephen King short story (this time with a script from King himself) is a much better film than the earlier 1984 version or any of its numerous sequels

Scared Stiff (1953)

Scared Stiff (1953) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted House Comedy

Remake of the earlier Bob Hope Old Dark House comedy The Ghost Breakers now made as a vehicle for the duo of Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. Probably overly long and takes forever to arrive at the haunted house but has some occasionally amiable comedic moments

Firestarter (1984)

Firestarter (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Pyrokinesis/Stephen King Adaptation

The adaptation of the Stephen King novel with Drew Barrymore giving a fantastic performance as a young girl with pyrokinetic powers on the run as she is hunted by a sinister government agency

Total Recall (2012)

Total Recall (2012) poster
Rating: ★★½
Virtual Memories/Reality Bender/Action

I was never a particular fan of the Schwarzenegger original and this improves on it somewhat. This is far better conceived as an action film with some amazing Cyberpunk designs. On the other hand, the two decades interim has made the story’s Philip K. Dick-ian reality bendings seem commonplace

What Women Want (2000)

What Women Want (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Can Read Womens' Minds/Romantic Comedy

Amiable romantic comedy in which Mel Gibson comes round after an accident in the shower to find he now has the ability to read women’s thoughts.

My Bloody Valentine (1981)

My Bloody Valentine (1981) theatrical poster
Rating: ★★½
Slasher Film

Classic from the heyday of the slasher film, an effort that was clearly designed to exploit another holiday title in the wake of the successes of Halloween and Friday the 13th. This snappily adapts the slasher formula and does better than most of its ilk in serving it back up

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Planet of the Apes (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
Planet of Talking Apes

Tim Burton’s much disliked remake. Certainly, the ape makeups are superb. While Burton touches many points with the original, he has dropped the biting satire in favour of adventure, while the ending left everyone scratching their heads

Save the Green Planet (2003)

Save the Green Planet (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Imprisoned By Someone Who Insists He is an Alien

A bizarre South Korean comedy about a businessman who is imprisoned by a possibly crazed man who insists that he is an alien. Things sit in an absurdly funny ambiguity. Later remade by Yorgos Lanthimos as Bugonia

Witchboard (1986)

Witchboard (1986) poster
Rating: ★★½
Malevolent Spirit

A passable 80s horror in which Tawny Kitaen summons an evil spirit via an ouija board. That was a sufficient hit on video shelves that two sequels followed and then a remake.

Ditto (2000)

Ditto (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Cross-Time Radio Communication

A South Korean film that came out around the same time as Frequency and has an almost identical premise about two people who start talking by radio while separated in time by twenty years.

Blood Feast (1963)

Blood Feast (1963) poster
Rating: ★★½
Splatter Film

This has the notoriety of being the very first ever splatter film and served to turn director Herschell Gordon Lewis into a cult figure. Shoddy and unpolished, you have to admit it goes for broke

The Beguiled (2017)

The Beguiled (2017) poster
Rating: ★★½
Southern Gothic

Sofia Coppola’s remake of the 1971 Clint Eastwood film. The original was a work of brooding Southern Gothic of repressed sexual tensions; Sofia seems more interested in making a costume drama that is a stretch to call a horror story any longer

The Man in Half Moon Street (1945)

The Man in Half Moon Street (1945) poster
Rating: ★★½
Scientist with an Immortality Serum

Effort from the heyday of mad science cinema about a scientist who has perfected an immortality treatment. Better budgeted than most of the other cheapies of the era and better written, although suffers from a slow talkiness

One Missed Call (2003)

One Missed Call (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Cult director Takashi Miike jumps aboard the J-horror fad of the 2000s and makes a Ringu copy that substitutes haunted videos for haunted cellphone calls. Two sequels and an English-language remake followed

Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016) poster
Rating: ★★½
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

There was a lot of hate centred on this for recasting what is considered a classic film with an all-girl cast. It emerges mostly likeably, no better, no worse on the whole, where the new ensemble make a solid showing

Ghostbusters (1984)

Ghostbusters (1984) poster
Rating: ★★½
Team of Spook Chasers Comedy

An overrated classic that is nevertheless an undeniable fixture of 1980s pop culture. Overlong, it is largely carried through Bill Murray’s lazy sarcasm and the sterling work from the visual effects team

The Phantom of the Opera (1962)

The Phantom of the Opera (1962) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Hammer Film

Hammer Films’ attempt to update the classic story went astray – the Paris opera becomes a dreary English repertory house and Terence Fisher misses the tale’s grandeur

Poltergeist (2015)

Poltergeist (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting

It has become an overused phrase in this site’s critical arsenal to say “yet another 70s/80s remake that is inferior to the original”. The 1982 Poltergeist was one of the great ghost stories of the era; this hits all the beats and with bigger effects but fails to find any of the haunted mood of the original

Psycho (1998)

Psycho (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Psycho Remake

Over Gus Van Sant’s shot-for-shot remake of Psycho, there hangs the single question of “Why?” The result seems a futile conceit, one only designed to infuriate those who regard the original in such high esteem

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012)

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel Experiment Amok

This Syfy Channel production can’t seem to decide if it is a sequel or a remake of the 1984 film. Michael Paré turn up in both versions but goes from being the hero to a menacing heavy. The original had its moments but this is generic and routine in all ways

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Feminist Slasher Film

Supposedly a feminist parody of the slasher film but one has doubts. For one, the film is lacking in discernible irony and otherwise no different from the other slasher films of the era bar the fact it was directed by a woman

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018)

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Unexplained Disappearance

The Picnic at Hanging Rock with its hauntingly unsolved mystery is considered one of the greatest Australian films of all time; this mini-series in six one-hour parts drags every beat of the story out and pads the slim original with so many other character mini-dramas and backstories that the mystery is drowned out

The Shaggy Dog (2006)

The Shaggy Dog (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Transforms Into a Dog Comedy

The remake of the old Disney comedy becomes a vehicle for Tim Allen, played with a manic slapstickery wherein Allen demonstrates there are few levels of silliness he will travel to in imitating dog-like behaviours

Painted Skin (1992)

Painted Skin (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Supernatural Fantasy

A Hong Kong supernatural fantasy that has been made as a copy of the ground-changing A Chinese Ghost Story. The last film directed the legendary King Hu, the man who created the Wu Xia film

The Omega Man (1971)

The Omega Man (1971) poster
Rating: ★★
Last Man on Earth vs Mutants/I Am Legend Adaptation

The second film version of I Am Legend, this rewrites the book’s vampires as mutants and abandons its mood of paranoia for a fantasy of hippie utopia and Charlton Heston in square-jawed action hero mode

Plan 9 (2015)

Plan 9 (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Modern Reworking of Plan 9 from Outer Space

This offers the bizarre novelty of being the version of Plan 9 from Outer Space that Ed Wood would have wanted make if he had a decent budget. Surprisingly enough this is played straight, although you question whether what Wood was trying to make was a modern zombie film

Pete’s Dragon (2016)

Pete's Dragon (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Boy and Invisible Dragon/Disney Remake

Another Disney remake that hardly resemble its source – the original was light slapstick with a big cartoon dragon, this is a sober wild child story where the dragon is now an endangered species

101 Dalmatians (1996)

101 Dalmatians (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Disney Remake/Dognapping Villainness

This live-action remake of the classic Disney animated film benefits from Glenn Close chewing scenery in grand style as Cruella De Ville but the latter half essentially degenerates into no more than a series of Home Alone-styled slapstick violence scenes

Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

Race to Witch Mountain (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Psi-Powered Alien Children/Disney Remake

Revival of the Disney Witch Mountain films of the 1970s. Now the films have been dragged into the post-X Files era and flashy effects added to negligible result

The Shaggy Dog (1959)

The Shaggy Dog (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenager Transforms Into a Dog/Disney Comedy

The first of Disney’s live-action comedies, a comic variant on the werewolf story with Tommy Kirk turning into a dog. Mildly amusing but later efforts would do this type of comedy better

Sinking of Japan (2006)

Sinking of Japan (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Disaster Movie

Big-budget modern Japanese remake of a 1970s disaster movie in which Japan starts to catastrophically sink into the ocean. Despite revisiting the original with CGI spectacle, this is a film in which hardly anything interesting happens

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Musical Adaptation

The long-planned film adaptation of The Phantom musical emerges as disaster under Joel Schumacher. The Phantom’s presence has all been watered down and the film exists as no more than a series of scenographic poses

Lathe of Heaven (2002)

Lathe of Heaven (2002) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Whose Dreams Change the World When He Wakes

This was the second film adaptation of conceptually ingenious Ursula Le Guin novel about a man whose dreams change reality around him whenever he wakes up

Willard (2003)

Willard (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Befriends Rats

James Wong and Glen Morgan, the duo behind Final Destination, remake the 1971 film about a man and his rats. However, this is set in a stylised 1940s world with a caricatured performance from Crispin Glover that causes the film to lack any credibility

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Gonzo Children's Film/Fantastical Candy Factory

Tim Burton’s remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a peculiarly lifeless confection that fails to find any of the zaniness of the original, something that one would have thought would have been Burton’s forte

Clash of the Titans (1981)

Clash of the Titans (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

This would be the last of the films made by stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen where he turns his creations towards conducting another Greek Mythology adventure. With an all-star cast playing the Greek gods.

What Women Want (2011)

What Women Want (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Can Read Womens' Minds/Romantic Comedy

Chinese remake of the romcom where Mel Gibson was suddenly able to hear women’s thoughts. A second time over, the premise seems slight while the film crucially fails to create much passion between its two stars

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969)

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (1969) poster 2
Rating: ★★
Teen With a Computer Brain/Disney Comedy

One of a spate of Disney live-action comedies that was successful enough that it spawned two sequels. A young Kurt Russell is a college student who gets the contents of a computer accidentally transferred into his head

The Crazies (2010)

The Crazies (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Madness Inducing Biospill

George Romero’s underrated classic gets a makeover amid the 00/10s fad for remakes of 70s/80s horror films. Alas, Romero’s modest classic about a madness-inducing biospill has a big-budget thrown to emerge as just another zombie film

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

Dawn of the Dead (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Zombies

Zack Snyder debuts with a remake of the cult George Romero film. While this has a bigger budget, it is missing is the satire and gore-drenched effects that made the original memorable. This inspired the mid-2000s zombie film revival

Village of the Damned (1995)

Village of the Damned (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Telepathic Alien Children

Director John Carpenter did amazing things with his remake of The Thing but was not able to replicate such with his remake of Village of the Damned, which misses the taut atmosphere of the 1960 film

Cabin Fever (2016)

Cabin Fever (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Backwoods Horror/Deadly Infection

A remake of Eli Roth’s first film? Why, given that the original only came out 14 years ago, is anybody’s guess. This literally recycles the original’s script but is deaf to its sarcastic humour of the original

Doctor Dolittle (1967)

Doctor Dolittle (1967) poster
Rating: ★★
Doctor That Can Speak to Animals/Musical

This gets the nonsensical absurdity of the original Doctor Dolittle stories far more than the Eddie Murphy version. On the other hand, this was the era of Mary Poppins and this is made as a lumbering musical

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (2011)

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
House of Goblins

Guillermo Del Toro produced cinematic remake of a 1970s tv movie, this creates a good deal of creepy mood and atmosphere with Katie Holmes as a mother who finds goblins in the cellar, but never pushes any of it in a way that jolts audiences in their seats

Down to Earth (2001)

Down to Earth (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Afterlife Mixup/Race Reversal Comedy

Remake of Heaven Can Wait/Here Comes Mr Jordan as a vehicle for comedian Chris Rock where the heavenly body mix-up now becomes about a black man ending up in a white man’s body

Escape to Witch Mountain (1975)

Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
Psi-Powered Alien Children/Disney Film

Disney live-action film with two psi-powered kids on the run. A popular hit that seems to have been mostly construed around a series of novelty effects set-pieces