One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961)

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Disney Animation/Talking Animals

The last really good animated film made during Walt Disney’s lifetime and for the next couple of decades. Filled with cuddly anthropomorphism and charmed delights

101 Dalmatians (1996)

101 Dalmatians (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Live-Action Disney Remake/Dognapping Villainness

This live-action remake of the classic Disney animated film benefits from Glenn Close chewing scenery in grand style as Cruella De Ville but the latter half essentially degenerates into no more than a series of Home Alone-styled slapstick violence scenes

One Million B.C. (1940)

One Million B.C. (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cavemen vs Dinosaurs/Prehistoric Drama

Classic caveman vs dinosaurs prehistoric drama later to be remade as the more famous version with Raquel Welch. This plays as fairly creaky today but gains an undeniable vividness with the raw ferocity of its dinosaur scenes (played by optically enlarged lizards)

One Missed Call (2003)

One Missed Call (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted Cellphone Calls

Cult director Takashi Miike jumps aboard the J-horror fad of the 2000s and makes a Ringu copy that substitutes haunted videos for haunted cellphone calls. Two sequels and an English-language remake followed

Painted Skin (1992)

Painted Skin (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Supernatural Fantasy

A Hong Kong supernatural fantasy that has been made as a copy of the ground-changing A Chinese Ghost Story. The last film directed the legendary King Hu, the man who created the Wu Xia film

Pennies from Heaven (1978)

Pennies from Heaven (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Musical Daydreams

Dennis Potter was the greatest writer to ever work in televisio. This mini-series is one of his most celebrated works, featuring characters bursting out into lip-synched Golden Oldie songs, making biting contrast to their downbeaten lives

Pete’s Dragon (2016)

Pete's Dragon (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Boy and Invisible Dragon/Disney Remake

Another Disney remake that hardly resemble its source – the original was light slapstick with a big cartoon dragon, this is a sober wild child story where the dragon is now an endangered species

The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

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Rating: ★★★★½
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

The first and still the best version of the story. Made when The Phantom was a horror story rather than a weepie romance, everything from Lon Chaney’s performance to the amazing Gothic design and directorial set-pieces is classic

Phantom of the Opera (1943)

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Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House

The second film version of the story, lavishly remaking the classic 1925 Lon Chaney version in sound and colour. Alas, all this serves to do is stuff and mount the story. With the addition of a sympathetic backstory and cast with a wimpily diminutive Claude Rains, Chaney’s magnificently mad Phantom comes across like an indignant fox terrier

The Phantom of the Opera (1962)

The Phantom of the Opera (1962) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Hammer Film

Hammer Films’ attempt to update the classic story went astray – the Paris opera becomes a dreary English repertory house and Terence Fisher misses the tale’s grandeur

The Phantom of the Opera (1989)

The Phantom of the Opera (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Time Travel

On the back of popularity of the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical and the Elm Street films, Robert Englund was cast in this version where the emphasis is on the slasher element, which works far better than you might think

The Phantom of the Opera (1998)

The Phantom of the Opera (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Madman Beneath the Opera House

Dario Argento takes on The Phantom and welcomely rescues it from musical romance and returns it to being a horror film. Despite a beautifully mounted production, Julian Sands’ Phantom is too weak and wimpy

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Disfigured Madman Beneath the Opera House/Musical Adaptation

The long-planned film adaptation of The Phantom musical emerges as disaster under Joel Schumacher. The Phantom’s presence has all been watered down and the film exists as no more than a series of scenographic poses

The Philadelphia Experiment (1984)

The Philadelphia Experiment (1984) poster
Rating: ★★★
Time Travel Experiment Amok

Based on a non-fiction, fringe science book that makes claims that the US Navy conducted experiments that turned a ship invisible during WWII, this spins the idea out into a modest time travel story

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012)

The Philadelphia Experiment (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel Experiment Amok

This Syfy Channel production can’t seem to decide if it is a sequel or a remake of the 1984 film. Michael Paré turn up in both versions but goes from being the hero to a menacing heavy. The original had its moments but this is generic and routine in all ways

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018)

Picnic at Hanging Rock (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Unexplained Disappearance

The Picnic at Hanging Rock with its hauntingly unsolved mystery is considered one of the greatest Australian films of all time; this mini-series in six one-hour parts drags every beat of the story out and pads the slim original with so many other character mini-dramas and backstories that the mystery is drowned out

Plan 9 (2015)

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Rating: ★★
Modern Reworking of Plan 9 from Outer Space

This offers the bizarre novelty of being the version of Plan 9 from Outer Space that Ed Wood would have wanted make if he had a decent budget. Surprisingly enough this is played straight, although you question whether what Wood was trying to make was a modern zombie film

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Alien Invasion/Classic Bad Movie

This has become legendary as the Worst Film Ever Made. Maybe it is but the audience that celebrates its technical gaffes, the purple prose and bizarre bheind-the-scenes stories has contrarily made it one of cultish fascination

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Planet of the Apes (2001) poster
Rating: ★★½
Planet of Talking Apes

Tim Burton’s much disliked remake. Certainly, the ape makeups are superb. While Burton touches many points with the original, he has dropped the biting satire in favour of adventure, while the ending left everyone scratching their heads

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Planet of the Apes (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Planet of Talking Apes

The film that started it all. This takes what could have been a jokey premise and delivers it in bold, exciting stokes. What elevates the film is Rod Serling’s script. filled with embittered soliloquies that become a biting commentary on the human condition, before the film reaches one of the great cinematic twist endings

Poltergeist (1982)

Poltergeist (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★½
Haunting

Debate will always rage as to whether this was directed by Tobe Hooper or executive producer Steven Spielberg. It doesn’t alter the fact that it is a superlative rollercoaster of a ghost story that doesn’t always make sense but pulls its effects off flawlessly

Poltergeist (2015)

Poltergeist (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Haunting

It has become an overused phrase in this site’s critical arsenal to say “yet another 70s/80s remake that is inferior to the original”. The 1982 Poltergeist was one of the great ghost stories of the era; this hits all the beats and with bigger effects but fails to find any of the haunted mood of the original

Psycho (1960)

Psycho (1960) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Psycho-Thriller

One of the defining classics of the genre, enormously influential, muchly imitated and parodied and possibly the most over-analysed film ever. Alfred Hitchcock expertly creates a creepy psycho-thriller in which he delights in lulling us and undermining expectation

Psycho (1998)

Psycho (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Psycho Remake

Over Gus Van Sant’s shot-for-shot remake of Psycho, there hangs the single question of “Why?” The result seems a futile conceit, one only designed to infuriate those who regard the original in such high esteem

The Quatermass Experiment (2005)

The Quatermass Experiment (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutating Astronaut

A remake of the first Quatermass story conducted as a live broadcast tv movie. Quite a considerable technical achievement considering the limitations and one that works with quite reasonable results

Rabid (1977)

Rabid (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Parasitic Skin Graft

The fourth film from David Cronenberg, a clear (although by no means uninteresting) attempt to repeat the success of Shivers with Marilyn Chambers as a woman with a vampiric skin parasite that turns victims into maddened killers

Race to Witch Mountain (2009)

Race to Witch Mountain (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Psi-Powered Alien Children/Disney Remake

Revival of the Disney Witch Mountain films of the 1970s. Now the films have been dragged into the post-X Files era and flashy effects added to negligible result

Red Dawn (2012)

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North Korean Invasion of the USA

The idea of remaking John Milus’s ridiculous 1984 survivalist fantasy about a Communist invasion of the USA maybe counts as one of the most absurdly unnecessary of all remakes. The film laughably tries to deal with the absence of a Soviet Union by creating a boogeyman out of North Korea

Reflections of Murder (1974)

Reflections of Murder (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★
Les Diaboliques Remake

This tv movie was the first English-language remake of the classic French thriller Les Diaboliques. It follows the original closely and still works effectively, although being shot in colour rather than black-and-white lacks the stark tension. Sam Waterston gives a performance of amazing cruelty as the husband

Ring (1998)

Ring (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cursed Video Broadcast/Japanese Ghost Story

Kaidan eiga (Japanese ghost story) that was a huge hit, spawning several sequels and an English-language remake, plus a horde of imitators. For all its reputation, the film is often crude, nevertheless does evince an eerie atmosphere

Ritual (2002)

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Voodoo

This was intended as the third of the Tales from the Crypt films. A remake of the classic voodoo film I Walked With a Zombie, from Val Lewton, a producer who specialised in psychological ambiguity where we could not be certain if the supernatural was real. All of this is lost in the hands of bad movie director Avi Nesher.

RoboCop (2014)

Robocop (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★
Cyborg Cop

I have to admit despite all the bad feeling for this, I liked it. While what went on in terms of the man inside the machine was cut and dried in the original, this has been shifted to give us a “the soul of Robocop” story . Moreover, the original’s biting satire of 1980s corporations and politics has been smartly updated to tackle some big 2010s issues

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Gender-Bender Rock Musical/Frankenstein Spoof

The No 1 cult film of all time, more a phenomenon than a film, a demented glitter rock homage to mad science cinema and 50s sf films run through with celebration of a gender-bender joie de vivre

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s Do the Time Warp Again (2016)

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Rating:
Gender-Bender Rock Musical/Frankenstein Spoof

Nothing indicates how miscalculated this remake is than the fact it has been placed in the hands of the director of the High School Musicals and sundry Disney Channel fodder

Rosemary’s Baby (2014)

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Satanic Impregnation

Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby was a classic film that popularised the modern interest in occult and deviltry on film; this sad remake is something that only parrots the cliches that have set in in the ensuing 46 years and clumsily mishandles all of Polanski’s comically edgy paranoia

Salem’s Lot (1979)

Salem's Lot (1979) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Town of Vampires/Stephen King Adaptation

One of the best Stephen King adaptations made as a tv mini-series concerning a town overrun by vampires. Director Tobe Hooper excels himself, staging the book in terms a series of captivating set-pieces

Save the Green Planet (2003)

Save the Green Planet (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Man Imprisoned By Someone Who Insists He is an Alien

A bizarre South Korean comedy about a businessman who is imprisoned by a possibly crazed man who insists that he is an alien. Things sit in an absurdly funny ambiguity. Later remade by Yorgos Lanthimos as Bugonia

Scared Stiff (1953)

Scared Stiff (1953) poster
Rating: ★★½
Haunted House Comedy

Remake of the earlier Bob Hope Old Dark House comedy The Ghost Breakers now made as a vehicle for the duo of Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin. Probably overly long and takes forever to arrive at the haunted house but has some occasionally amiable comedic moments

Seance (2000)

Seance (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Medium/Kidnap Thriller

Japan’s Kiyoshi Kurosawa conducts a remake of the British thriller Seance on a Wet Afternoon. Where the original was a mundane film that depicted a kidnap scheme involving a fake medium, Kurosawa builds this out as an actual ghost story

Seven Days in May (1964)

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Rating: ★★★★
Political Thriller/Presidential Overthrow Plot

Stark black-and-white thriller from John Frankenheimer about a military coup in the US. Twilight Zone creator Rod Serling delivers a superb script

The Shaggy Dog (1959)

The Shaggy Dog (1959) poster
Rating: ★★
Teenager Transforms Into a Dog/Disney Comedy

The first of Disney’s live-action comedies, a comic variant on the werewolf story with Tommy Kirk turning into a dog. Mildly amusing but later efforts would do this type of comedy better

The Shaggy Dog (2006)

The Shaggy Dog (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Man Transforms Into a Dog Comedy

The remake of the old Disney comedy becomes a vehicle for Tim Allen, played with a manic slapstickery wherein Allen demonstrates there are few levels of silliness he will travel to in imitating dog-like behaviours

The Shining (1980)

The Shining (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Haunted Hotel/Cabin Fever/Stephen King Adaptation

Stanley Kubrick’s adaptation of Stephen King’s novel throws much of the book out but has duly become a classic. Jack Nicholson goes grandly mad amid Kubrick’s stupendous production and unsettling set-pieces

The Shining (1997)

The Shining (1997) poster
Rating: ★★★
Haunted Hotel/Cabin Fever/Stephen King Adaptation

Stephen King expressed dissatisfaction with the way Stanley Kubrick handled his novel and here remakes it as a tv mini-series that adheres more closely to the book. While Kubrick’s film is far better, this is not bad where even the perpetually awful Mick Garris subdues his tendency to overdo everything towards some subtlety

Sinking of Japan (2006)

Sinking of Japan (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Disaster Movie

Big-budget modern Japanese remake of a 1970s disaster movie in which Japan starts to catastrophically sink into the ocean. Despite revisiting the original with CGI spectacle, this is a film in which hardly anything interesting happens

Sisters (2006)

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Siamese Twins Psycho-Thriller

Disappointing remake of Brian De Palma’s 1973 Siamese twins psycho-thriller that changes many elements and crucially lacks De Palma’s stylistic showmanship

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) poster
Rating: ★★
Feminist Slasher Film

Supposedly a feminist parody of the slasher film but one has doubts. For one, the film is lacking in discernible irony and otherwise no different from the other slasher films of the era bar the fact it was directed by a woman

Solaris (1972)

Solaris (1972) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Enigmatic Alien Planet/Ghosts of Memory

Called the Russian 2001. Andrei Tarkovsky makes one of the great SF films, a haunting ghost story set on a space station as an alien planet below drives the crew mad with recreated doppelgangers of their loved ones

The Stepford Wives (1975)

The Stepford Wives (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
Android Housewife Replacements

Ira Levin’s original novel wherein the men of a town replace their wives with subservient android duplicates seems to have its satiric point blunted when it comes to the film adaptation

Straw Dogs (1971)

Straw Dogs (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Brutality and Assault

Strong and powerful formative entry in the Backwoods Brutality genre where Dustin Hoffman and wife Susan George stir up locals in a small Cornwall town and are forced to mount a brutal siege after he shelters a man hunted by a lynch mob

Suspiria (1977)

Suspiria (1977) poster
Rating: ★★★
Witchcraft in a Girl's School

The work on which the cult of director Dario Argento was built. The film consists of a series of extravagantly arty deaths at a girls boarding school, although comes without any real plot connecting this

Suspiria (2018)

Suspiria (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★
Witchcraft in a Girl’s School

Dario Argento’s original Suspiria was an almost entirely narrative-free work set around a series of extravagantly arty deaths; this remake could not be a more different film. Not to say it is uninteresting in what it does

Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)

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Softcore Tarzan Adaptation

Tarzan turned into a tedious softcore work designed to highlight the talent-free Bo Derek in a state of undress. This directly remakes the 1932 Johnny Weissmuller film – the original was an adventure classic, this is just an expensive nudie film

Teenage Caveman (2001)

Teenage Caveman (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Post-Holocaust Teens/Genetically Engineered Superhumans

Larry Clark remakes the old Roger Corman film and makes a beeline for his usual proclivities about teenagers having sex in a fairly outrageous post-apocalyptic work

Terror Train (1980)

Terror Train (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★
Trainboard Slasher

One of the better entries among the 1980s slasher film cycle – and even featuring the era’s quintessential heroine Jamie Lee Curtis. Essentially Halloween aboard a train, at which the film does the basics of the genre with perfect competence and undeniably stylish photography