L’Age d’Or (1930)

L'Age d'Or (1930) poster
Rating: ★★★
Surrealism

This collaboration between Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dali is not much more than a plotless series of surrealistic images, which are frequently calculated to outrage

Alone (2017)

Alone (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Children Awaken in a Mysteriously Deserted City

A French variant on The Quiet Earth adapted from a comic-book about a group of young people who wake up to find themselves alone in a deserted city

Alphaville (1965)

Alphaville (1965) poster
Rating: ★★★
French New Wave/Intergalactic Detective

Surrealistic cinematic joke from French New Wave director Jean-Luc Godard that mashes up film noir and SF where hard-boiled detective travels to another planet represented by contemporary Paris

Annette (2021)

Annette (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Surrealist Musical

As a follow-up to Holy Motors, Leos Carax returns with of all things a musical. As might be expected of Carax, this is a wildly surrealistic film, not the least of which is one of the characters is a singing puppet

April and the Extraordinary World (2015)

April and the Extraordinary World (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Steampunk Alternate History Adventure

Animated film that takes place in a Steampunk alternate history. This brims over with an extraordinary degree of visual invention from the amazingly detailed vistas of the world to a script tossing in quirky twists and wacky inventions

Arizona Dream (1993)

Arizona Dream (1993) poster
Rating: ★★½
Occasionally Surreal Desert Happenings

This English-language debut from Emir Kusturica should have been a hit going by its cast that includes a young Johnny Depp romancing a 50+ Faye Dunaway, but is a plotless piece of improv of occasional surreal interludes

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006)

Arthur and the Invisibles (2006) poster
Rating: ★★½
Miniature Magical World

Lightweight Luc Besson directed children’s fantasy with a young boy shrunken down to miniature size to engage in a series of CGI animated adventures among a race of fairy-like people. Several sequels followed

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009)

Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard (2009) poster
Rating:
Miniature Magical World

This was the second of Luc Besson’s Minimoys films, partly animated children’s films set in a world of miniature creatures. Here the charms of the first film seem thinly stretched

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010)

Arthur and the Two Worlds War (2010) poster
Rating:
Miniature Magical World

Luc Besson has made some phenomenal action films but I just can’t seem to get into his trilogy of children’s films. This was the third. A silly effort written down to a very juvenile level and padded with inane humour

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012)

Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

Fourth of the live-action films adapted from the Asterix comic-books with Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This replicates the absurdist historical wit of the originals while poking fun at the foibles of the British

Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra (2002)

Asterix and Cleopatra Mission Cleopatra (2002) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The second of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu, this is a visual delight that gets the comic-book’s nonsensical visuals down perfectly

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008)

Asterix at the Olympic Games (2008) poster
Rating: ★★★
Comic-Book Character

The third of the live-action Asterix films starring Gerard Depardieu as Obelix. This faithfully replicates the look and visuals of the original comic-books as the two head off to the Olympics

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014)

Asterix: The Mansion of the Gods (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Comic-Book Character

The best among the films made from the Asterix comics. This delivers the characters and the visual humour the way they should be, plus leaves the sly satiric wit of the originals intact with side-splitting results

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018)

Asterix: The Secret of the Magic Potion (2018) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Comic-Book Character

A CGI animated film based on the popular comic-book character Asterix. After numerous other adaptations, this was the first of the Asterix films to be written directly for the screen

L’Atlantide (1921)

L'Atlantide (1921) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Lost World/Immortal Queen

The first and best film version of a classic story about an expedition finding the city ruled by an immortal queen in the desert. This was shot in the real locations and comes with a stunning sense of expansiveness

Attack of the Robots (1966)

Attack of the Robots (1966) poster
Rating: ★★
Spy Film/Mind-Controlled Assassins

The title is misleading as the film doesn’t feature any robots but a group of mind-controlled assassins. An entry in the mid-1960s spy film fad from cult exploitation director Jess Franco

The Ax (2005)

The Ax (2005) poster
Rating: ★★½
Unemployed Man Eliminates Rival Job Applicants

Costa-Gavras, a director known for highly political films, makes a dark comedy about an unemployed man who sets out to eliminate his rival job applicants

Azur and Asmar (2006)

Azur and Asmar (2006) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Arabian Fairytale

Next to Hayao Miyazaki, Michel Ocelot is the greatest animators of all time but one of the least widely recognised. Here he conducts a beautifully made Arabian fairytale

Baby Blood (1990)

Baby Blood (1990) poster
Rating: ★★★
Woman Impregnated by a Blood-Drinking Parasite

A wildly deranged and gore-drenched ride. Imagine Rosemary’s Baby with an Alien chesburster where a woman is impregnated by a parasite that maintains a monologue as it urges her to kill and drink blood to feed it.

Baise-Moi (2000)

Baise-Moi (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Two Girls on a Killing Spree

Splendidly nasty French film that feels like Thelma and Louise by way of Natural Born Killers where two women pick up guns and go on a shooting spree against men who are abusive jerks. Directed by two women and cast with porn actresses, this holds little back

Banlieue 13 (2004)

Banlieue 13 (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Luc Besson written/produced film that is a French rehash of Escape from New York but director Pierre Morel gives it a series of exhilarating action and parkour sequences

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009)

Banlieue 13: Ultimatum (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
French Future Action/Walled-Off Neighbourhood

Sequel to the French action hit. The plot shuffles the same basic elements around but it is the action we have come for, which is slow to start but soon kicks into exhilarating high gear

Barbarella (1968)

Barbarella (1968) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Softcore Space Opera

Charmingly capricious and silly adaptation of the comic-strip with a wide-eyed Jane Fonda as the spacegoing heroine. Filled with some wonderfully naughty gags and a production and costume design scheme that goes to a gorgeously deranged excess

The Bare-Breasted Countess (1973)

The Bare-Breasted Countess (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★
Vampire Erotica

Another of the films from cult exploitation director Jess Franco. This is a vampire film made with a mix of arty erotica with Lina Romay as Countess Irina Karlstein who drains men and women’s lifeforce during sex

Beauty and the Beast (1946)

Beauty and the Beast (1946) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Jean Cocteau makes one of the greatest of all fantasy films and the finest of all fairytale adaptations, elaborating the original story out with a visual magic that still manages to dazzle audiences today

Beauty and the Beast (2014)

Beauty and the Beast (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fairy-Tale

Adaptation of the fairytale that takes place in an exquisitely dreamy sumptuousness – a stunningly designed, costumed and photographed world that has a genuine magic. However, the motion-capture animated Beast looks far too much like a CGI effect

Black Moon (1975)

Black Moon (1975) poster
Rating: ★★
French New Wave Surrealism

Louis Malle’s one and only venture into the French New Wave – a baffling work set around social collapse as a young girl wanders a farmhouse encountering unicorns, talking animals and various surreal happenings

Blood and Roses (1960)

Blood and Roses (1960) poster
Rating: ★★½
Lesbian Vampire/Carmilla Adaptation

Roger Vadim conducts a very sofctore adaptation the classic vampire story Carmilla but this seems pallid and bloodless in contrast to the Hammer Films of the same period, not to mention their later adaptations of the same story

The Blood of a Poet (1930)

The Blood of a Poet (1930) poster
Rating: ★★½
Surrealism

Early film from Jean Cocteau that consists of a progression of surreal situations. Dreamy and occasionally interesting

The Blood Rose (1970)

The Blood Rose (1970) poster
Rating: ★★½
Continental Gothic/Mad Surgery

Influenced by the classic Eyes Without a Face, this is a work of French Gothic about an aristocrat trying to find the right woman to use her face for his disfigured wife

Brick Mansions (2014)

Brick Mansions (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Near Future Action/Walled-Off Ghetto

The English-language remake of the Luc Besson-produced Banlieue 13. The electrifying parkour scenes of the original now seem routine and the film’s social set-up so thinly sketched as to be negligible as science-fiction

Bunker Palace Hotel (1989)

Bunker Palace Hotel (1989) poster
Rating: ★★
Near-Future Civil War

The first film from Enki Bilal set in a decaying luxury bunker where the elite of the future take shelter from a civil war. A film that creates a fascinating world – in which nothing interesting ends up happening

Camille Rewinds (2012)

Camille Rewinds (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Time Travel/Divorcee Revisists Her Youth

This French film is an uncredited copy of Peggy Sue Got Married wherein director/star Noemie Lvovsky a dissatisfied divorcee who is propelled back to her high school graduating year and gets to relive her life choices

A Cat in Paris (2011)

A Cat in Paris (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Cat's Adventures

French film that was nominated for the 2011 Best Animated Film at the Oscars. Cute but over-rated, the film is all highly stylised hand-drawn caricature that looks great but never works very hard to engage in terms of its characters

Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974)

Celine and Julie Go Boating (1974) poster
Rating: ★★
French New Wave/Mysterious House

Vastly over-praised French New Wave film that is a ghost story of sorts. Three hours plus of tediously protracted happenings that don’t seem to be about anything at all

Un Chien Andalou (1928)

Un Chien Andalou (1928) poster
Rating: ★★★
Surrealism

Famous surrealist short film made as a collaboration between Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dali, full of the shock juxtapositions and symbolism you associate with either

Chronopolis (1982)

Chronopolis (1982) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/City of All-Powerful Beings

More of an abstract art short than a film. Dialogueless, almost plotless, this concerns the lone human in a city inhabited by inscrutable beings that amuse themselves by rearranging matter

The City of Lost Children (1995)

The City of Lost Children (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Mad Scientist/Clones/Gonzo Comedy

The almost indescribable second film from Marc Caro and Jean-Pierre Jeunet of Delicatessen fame, a Dicekensian street urchin fantasy that takes place in a stunningly designed almost-familiar world filled with eccentric characters

The Countess (2009)

The Countess (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★
Historical Countess Bathory Story

Actress Julie Delpy directs/stars in an adaptation of the Countess Bathory story. In trying to pitch itself as a work of historical feminism and having sympathy for Bathory, this downplays the considerable horror element of the story

The Crazy Ray (1925)

The Crazy Ray (1925) poster
Rating: ★★★
Paris Frozen in Time

An experimental silent film from the great Rene Clair that depicts a group of people who remain unaffected as all of Paris around them has been frozen in time by a ray experiment

The Crimson Rivers (2000)

The Crimson Rivers (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★
Serial Killer Thriller/Secret Eugenics Program

A strong well-made French thriller that comes with the influence of Se7en involving murders on a mountainside glacier and a secretive boarding school with ties back to the Nazi era

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003)

Crimson Rivers II: Angels of the Apocalypse (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Biblical End Times Serial Killer Thriller

Luc Besson scripted sequel to the serial killer thriller The Crimson Rivers. However, in director Olivier Dahan’s hands, this emerges as a empty-headed series of shock images and random action scenes

The Crucifixion (2017)

The Crucifixion (2017) poster
Rating: ★★
Exorcism Film/"True Story"

Xavier Gens film from the screenwriters of The Conjuring films based on a supposedly true-life exorcism. One was hoping that Gens would do amazing things with the exorcism genre but he only rehashes the same cliches

The Dance of Reality (2013)

The Dance of Reality (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Surreal Autobiography

The first film in 24 years from Alejandro Jodorowsky, a surreal journey through his own childhood. Gone is Jodorowsky, the mad prophet of El Topo, replaced by a warm, wryly self-reflexive Jodorowsky looking back in on his own life

The Dancer (2000)

The Dancer (2000) poster
Rating: ★★½
Experimental Dance Technology

Luc Besson produced film set among drum and bass dance culture in New York that follows an aspiring mute dancer (Mia Frye) who is asked to test a new technology that translates dance to music

Dante 01 (2008)

Dante 01 (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Insane Asylum on a Space Station

Finally, the answer to what happened to Marc Caro after parting ways with Jean-Pierre Jeunet. Caro directs what would appear to be a darkly lit and confusing variation on The Green Mile set on a space station

Dark Touch (2013)

Dark Touch (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
Abused Psychokinetic Child

In her first English-language debut, French director/writer/actress Marina de Van delivers a variant on Carrie, albeit rewritten as a tale about child abuse. Oblique, quiet but undeniably effective when de Van pulls her punches

Darkweb (2016)

Darkweb (2016) poster
Rating:
Human Bloodsports

This exploits the topical fascination with the darknet in a story ostensibly about making snuff videos for sale there. In actuality, this telescopes down to being no more a variant on The Most Dangerous Game

Deathwatch (1980)

Deathwatch (1980) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Future Media Obsession with a Dying Woman

Quietly understated French SF film set in a future where all illness has been abolished and a woman becomes a media sensation when she is diagnosed with a terminal condition

The Deep Dark (2023)

The Deep Dark (2023) poster
Rating: ★★
Lovecraftian Monster in the Mining Shafts

From the director of the standout Meander, a dark and claustrophobic film set in the 1950s about miners disturbing a Lovecraftian entity buried in the depths of a mineshaft

Deerskin (2019)

Deerskin (2019) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man's Obsession With His Coat/Gonzo Comedy

Another of the strange surreal deadpan films from Quentin Dupieux about a man who buys a deerskin jacket that then speaks and urges him to eliminate everybody else who is wearing a jacket

Delicatessen (1991)

Delicatessen (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Strange Apartment Building/Gonzo Comedy

In their debut, Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro make an hilariously eccentric and unclassifiable film about the inhabitants of a strange apartment building

Demonlover (2002)

Demonlover (2002) poster
Rating: ★★½
Snuff Internet Site/Corporate Espionage Thriller

Corporate thriller in which Connie Nielsen discovers an underground of snuff S&M. This develops a compulsive hold but its pullback to kneejerk moralism is dissatisfying

Le Dernier Combat (1983)

Le Dernier Combat (1983) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mute Post-Holocaust

Luc Besson made his directorial debut with this remarkable film. At a time when everybody was making copies of Mad Max 2, Besson demonstrates a poetry in depicting a post-apocalyptic world where people have lost the ability to speak

The Devil’s Envoys (1942)

The Devil's Envoys (1942) poster
Rating: ★★★★
The Devil Tempts Innocent Lovers

Beautifully pure-hearted French Wartime allegory set during the Middle Ages about The Devil who has sent out envoys to tempt mortals into damnation via affairs of the heart

The Devil’s Manor (1896)

The Devil's Manor (1896) poster
Rating: ★★½
The Devil Causes Mischief

An early Georges Melies whimsy only a few minutes long in which The Devil appears and causes mischief

The Diabolical Dr Z (1966)

The Diabolical Dr Z (1966) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mind-Controlled Femme Fatale

An early film from Jess Franco in which an exotic dancer is turned into a mind-controlled assassin who lures and kills victims with her six-inch long fingernails as part of a revenge scheme

Dilili in Paris (2018)

Dilili in Paris (2018) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Journey Through Belle Epoque Paris

Michel Ocelot is one of the great underrated animators of the world. Here he makes an exquisite tribute to the Belle Epoque featuring appearances from names of the era and decked out in Steampunk inventions

Dr Jekyll and His Women (1981)

Dr Jekyll and His Women (1981) poster
Rating: ★★★
Erotic Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Adaptation

Retelling of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde from cult Euro erotica director Walerian Borowczyk. Not quite the erotic retelling one expects, this nevertheless conducts some radical revisions

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015)

Dofus – Book 1: Julith (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Fantasy Computer Game Adaptation

Animated film spun off from a popular French online gameworld, which had also previously spawned an animated tv series. The results are amiably engaging with a sense of humour that makes the show

Don’t Deliver Us From Evil (1971)

Don't Deliver Us From Evil (1971) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Two Girls Cause Mischief and Malice/Devil Worship

A film that was the cause of much censorship controversy when it came out where two teenage girls decide to become devil worshippers and engage on a spree of cruel and malicious acts

Don’t Look Back (2009)

Don't Look Back (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Identity Exchange

French actress-director Marina de Van makes a film about a woman who finds her identity being occluded by someone else’s life. de Van creates a superbly paranoid sense of dis-ease that compares favourably to Polanski’s The Tenant

Dr Petiot (1990)

Dr Petiot (1990) poster
Rating: ★★
True Life French Serial Killer

French film about true-life serial killer Marcel Petiot, a respectable doctor who operated a lifeline for Jewish refugees during WWII only to kill them

Dream One (1984)

Dream One (1984) poster
Rating: ★★
Adventures in Dreamland/Characters from Fiction

Head-scratchingly odd fantasy film produced by John Boorman and family where a young boy is transported to a world where he mingles with characters from fiction

Eden Log (2007)

Eden Log (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Mysterious Lab Complex/Cryptic Happenings

Cryptic and baffling French art science-fiction film involving strange happenings at a laboratory where we never get any explanations about what is going on

Electroma (2006)

Electroma (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Daft Punk Film/Two Robots on a Quest

Full-length film made by the French electronic music duo Daft Punk based around the robot guises the band adopts. Resembles an extended student film and feels exactly like an SF version of The Brown Bunny

Enter the Void (2009)

Enter the Void (2009) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Soul's Journey Into the Afterlife

Gaspar Noe’s hallucinatory Day-Glo vision of a soul’s departure into the afterlife all shot in first-person perspective. This could be a 2001: A Space Odyssey for the trance culture generation

Ernest and Celestine (2012)

Ernest and Celestine (2012) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Talking Animals

Entirely charming French animated film from the directors of A Town Called Panic. This is a children’s film that comes with a beautiful simplicity, a duo of winning characters and some side-splitting visual gags

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010)

The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec (2010) poster
Rating: ★★★
Girl Writer's Fantastical Adventures

Luc Besson adapts a French comic-book – sort of a female version of Tintin – with uneven but generally amiable regard. The result is somewhere between an Indiana Jones adventure and the quirkness of an Amelie

The Extraordinary Voyage (2011)

The Extraordinary Voyage (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Georges Melies Documentary

French documentary made for the 150th celebration of Georges Melies’s birthday. Interesting if never uncovering anything new. Too much focus is placed on A Trip to the Moon and its recent restoration

Eyes Without a Face (1959)

Eyes Without a Face (Les Yeux Sans Visage) (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mad Killer Surgeon

Classic French thriller about a mad surgeon who abducts women to graft their faces onto his disfigured daughter. The film has a rare visual poetry combined with moments of horror that are still effective decades later