The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989)

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★
World's Greatest Liar's Absurdist Adventures

Terry Gilliam’s adaptation of the adventures of the world’s greatest liar was another problem ridden Gilliam production that emerges as an absurd, colourful spectacle filled with a dizzying greatness of imagination

Allegro Non Troppo (1976)

Allegro Non Troppo (1976) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantasia Spoof/Animation

An Italian-made homage to/parody of Fantasia offering an anthology of animated tales. This is witty and more adult in tone, yet perfectly charming and delightful in its own way

Black Orpheus (1959)

Black Orpheus (1959) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Modernised Greek Myth

An extraordinary film that offers a modern retelling of the Greek myth of Orpheus and Eurydice, relocating it amid the Rio Carnival with striking and colourful results

Clash of the Titans (1981)

Clash of the Titans (1981) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

This would be the last of the films made by stop-motion animator Ray Harryhausen where he turns his creations towards conducting another Greek Mythology adventure. With an all-star cast playing the Greek gods.

Cross (2011)

Cross (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Action Film/Mystical Artifacts

A copy of The Expendables (albeit with the addition of fantasy elements) that brings together a line-up of B-action movie actors as a team. While some of the actors shine, the feel is of a cheaper effort earnestly trying to copy its betters

Cryptozoo (2021)

Cryptozoo (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★
Animation/Zoo for Cryptozoological Animals

Adult animated film set in a zoo for cryptozoological animals, this has a great premise and eye-poppingly psychedelic visuals

Fantasia (1940)

Fantasia (1940) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Disney Animation and Music Anthology

The best animated film Disney ever made, created as a work of art with animation set to classical music. The segments vary between abstraction, comic eccentricity and evocations of nightmare. The results are magical.

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973)

The Golden Voyage of Sinbad (1973) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Arabian Nights Adventure

The second of Ray Harryhausen’s Sinbad films, an Arabian Nights adventure. Made as a vehicle for Harryhausen’s stop-motion effects, which are stunning. Everything about the film is classic

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007)

Hellboy Animated: Blood and Iron (2007) poster
Rating: ★★
Demon Superhero/Animation

The second of two animated Hellboy spinoffs, this renders what might have been impressive superheroics had they been conducted in live-action down at the level of children’s animation

Hercules (1958)

Hercules (1958) poster
Rating: ★★½
Greek Mythological Hero

The hugely successful film that started the Italian peplum cycle featuring muscle-builder heroes in togas. This is rather stolid and strips much of the fantasy out of the Greek legends, nevertheless has its own pulp spectacle

Hercules (2014)

Hercules (2014) poster
Rating: ★½
Greek Mythological Hero's Ordinary Exploits

Dwayne Johnson starring Hercules film that just wants to be a big dumb cartoon without a brain cell in its body. This takes the interesting approach that Hercules was an ordinary man whose exploits were all down to PR

Hercules Against the Moon Men (1964)

Hercules Against the Moon Men (1964) poster
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Italian Muscleman Adventure

One of the numerous Italian peplum films of the 1960s featuring assorted body builders as Hercules. This pits Hercules against invaders from the Moon

Hercules in New York (1970)

Hercules in New York (1970) poster
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Greek Mythological Hero in the Present/Comedy

A not terribly funny parody of the Italian-made Hercules films of the 1960s. This is mostly known for featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger (billed as Arnold Strong) in his first acting role

Hercules in the Center of the Earth (1961)

Hercules in the Center of the Earth (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Mythological Hero

Known under a host of different titles, this is one of the better Italian Hercules films of the 1960s. The great Mario Bava adds vivid atmosphere. With Christopher Lee as the villain

Hercules Reborn (2014)

Hercules Reborn (2014) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythological Hero/Asylum Mockbuster

The Asylum’s offering amid the Hercules movie revival of 2014 – The Legend of Hercules and the Dwayne Johnson-starring Hercules. Those were ridiculed, while this rises to a level of averageness

Hercules (2005)

Hercules (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Mythological Hero

What approach can this Hallmark mini-series take that hasn’t been exhausted by the numerous other Hercules films? Answer: Simply tell the Greek myth as it was written. At which it does not too badly

Immortals (2011)

Immortals (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Myth

A venture into Greek myth retelling the story of Theseus and the labyrinth. Tarsem Singh, a director with a visually extraordinary eye, lavishes everything on the sets and costumes. One film of the 3D overkill fad that needs to be seen in 3D

Jason and the Argonauts (1963)

Jason and the Argonauts (1963) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Greek Myth Adventure

Stop-motion animator Ray Harruhausen takes on Greek Myth and creates one of his finest works. Harryhausen’s effects are at the absolute peak of their game and he delivers some astonishing creations

Jason and the Argonauts (2000)

Jason and the Argonauts (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth Adventure

A Hallmark tv mini-series remake of the Greek myths that fails to stand up to the classic 1963 version. Here Ray Harryhausen’s amazing stop-motion animated effects are replaced by cut-price CGI

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003) poster
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Videogame Adaptation

The first Tomb Raider film was empty-headed but a hit but the series was then killed off by this sequel. Angelina Jolie’s performance is detached from human emotion and the action sequences ludicrous

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004)

The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Adventure Film/Quest for Mythic Artifacts

The first of several tv movies and later tv series about a team that collect mythic artifacts. An unapologetic copy of the Indiana Jones films and surprisingly more fun than you expect

Medea (1969)

Medea (1969) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Mythology

The controversial Pier Paolo Pasolini makes a film based on Medea – the wife of Jason (of Jason and the Argonauts fame), from Greek myth, not to be confused with Tyler Perry’s films, Contrary to the way she is usually portrayed on screen as Jason’s love interest, there is another whole story where she is a vengeance-crazed witch who slaughters their children after he leaves her for another woman

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008)

Merlin and the Book of Beasts (2008) poster
Rating: ★★
Arthurian Legends Adventure

A work of Arthurian sequelia made for the Syfy Channeal featuring Arthur’s daughter inheriting the sword. This has the feel more of a series of B-budgeted D&D wilderness encounters churned out without much effort rather than being a fantasy work that soars

The Midnight Club (2022)

The Midnight Club (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Teenagers Tell Horror Stories

Mike Flanagan horror mini-series adapted from Christopher Pike’s book, this is set around a group of patients in a hospice who form a group to tell each other horror stories

Monster Brawl (2011)

Monster Brawl (2011) poster
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Wrestling Match Between Famous Monsters

This has the mildly amusing idea of taking the idea of films like Dracula vs Frankenstein et al one step further and actually pitting various classic monsters against one another in a wrestling match. Beyond its mimicry of televised wrestling though, there is almost nothing else to the film

The Muse (1999)

The Muse (1999) poster
Rating: ★★½
Modern Muse/Hollywood Satire

Albert Brooks film with Sharon Stone as a Greek muse. This suggests a Woody Allen whimsy crossed with something of Robert Altman’s The Player and its satire on Hollywood with real-life celebrities playing themselves

Muse (2017)

Rating: ★★
Man Haunted by Supernatural Muses

Jaume Balaguero has become one of the most promising of modern Spanish genre directors, principally on the basis of the [Rec] films. However, this supernatural mystery that resembles one of Dario Argento’s Three Mothers films fails to quite come together

Night Life of the Gods (1935)

Night Life of the Gods (1935) poster
Rating: ★★
Petrification Ray/Greek Gods Come to Life Comedy

A 1930s screwball comedy about the invention of a ray that can petrify people that is then used to bring statues of Greek gods to life

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Depression-Era Version of The Odyssey

The Coen Brothers hilariously adapt The Odyssey into the Depression Era with George Clooney leading a trio of escaped convicts as he tries to return to his wife

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)

Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

Chris Columbus seeks to emulate the success of the Harry Potter films with this adaptation of a Young Adult series about the children of Greek gods. The film falls apart due to Columbus’s typical banal cues and effects overkill

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

Scoob! (2020)

Scoob! (2020) poster
Rating: ★★
Ghostbusting Team/Hanna-Barbera Crossover

An animated film revival of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? This also makes an misguided attempt to build a shared universe among assorted Hanna-Barbera characters

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008)

The Scorpion King: Rise of a Warrior (2008) poster
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Sword and Sorcery

Prequel to The Scorpion King. Unfortunately director Russell Mulcahy allows his broad hand with comedy free reign and the plot is overrun by glib character banter and constant flip modern one-liners

Sinbad and the War of the Furies (2016)

Sinbad and the War of the Furies (2016) poster
Rating: ½
Modernised Arabian Nights Adventure

The Asylum attempt a modern-day Sinbad film – one where Sinbad uses a cellphone and sets sail to L.A. aboard a regular yacht. This is so cheap that it has even been stripped of all the exotic creatures

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) poster
Rating: ★★
Arabian Nights Adventure/Animation

DreamWorks animated Sinbad adventure by the numbers that seems to go out of its way to tell a Sinbad story divorced of its Islamic cultural background

Siren (2016)

Siren (2016) poster
Rating: ★★★
Unearthly Woman Creature with a Mesmerising Song

Four guys on a stag night encounter a mysterious nightclub that features a woman with a mesmerising and unearthly song. The feature length expansion of the V/H/S segment Amateur Night, this is a film that is rather pleasingly driven by a series of wild and outlandish images

Siren Song (2016)

Siren Song (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Sirens in the Present Day

Not to be confused with the more high-profile released a few months later, this is a British effort where a man is drawn to a small island by an internet relationship where the sirens of Greek myth run a hotel, luring men to their doom. Good idea but amateurish on almost every level

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

Thor: Love and Thunder (2022) poster
Rating: ★★★
Marvel Comics Norse God Superhero

The fourth of Marvel’s Thor films, where director Taika Waititi gets the balance of humour down much more successfully than he did in the previous film

Where is Anne Frank (2021)

Where is Anne Frank (2021) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Animation/Anne Frank’s Imaginary Companion Comes to Life

Beautifully affecting animated film from Ari Folman in which the imaginary companion in Anne Frank’s diary comes to life in the present day

Wonder Woman (2017)

Wonder Woman (2017) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Comic-Book Superheroine

After three films of mixed success, DC Comics finally get their Cinematic Universe right. Director Patty Jenkins blows all of the others away with a series of exhilarating action sequences that have an entire audience cheering

Wrath of the Titans (2012)

Wrath of the Titans (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Mythology Adventure

Sequel to the Clash of the Titans remake. Much the same as before except with bigger monsters and more explosions … flash and spectacle that washes over you with all the substance of the light from a disco ball

Xanadu (1980)

Xanadu (1980) poster
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Disco Fantasy/Greek Muse Comes to Earth

Bizarre disco fantasy that could have only been conceived out of 80s cocaine madness. Olivia Newton-John is a Greek muse come to Earth to inspire the building of a roller disco. Frequently cited as a bad movie classic, this has mind-boggling scenes that have to be seen to be believed