Abbott and Costello Go to Mars (1953)
Abbott and Costello take time out from comic hijinks with the Famous Monsters to go to Venus (despite the title) and engage in various datedly sexist gags with a planetful of women
The Science Fiction Horror and Fantasy Film Review
Mars is the fourth planet of the Solar System. It has a long history in literary science-fiction, ranging from the Martian invaders of H.G. Wells’ The War of the Worlds (1898) to the works of Ray Bradbury and the adventure stories of Edgar Rice Burroughs.
Mars has produced alien visitors since the early days of silent cinema. 1950s SF cinema brought a plentiful supply of Martian invaders. The same period also began a number of works about the exploration of Mars. Subsequent to that, we have begun to see a number of films about the colonisation and a little later the depiction of Mars as a world inhabited by humanity.
From the late 1990s, we have seen a concerted move towards the depiction of a scientifically credible Mars and realistic attempts to land on or colonise it. That said, there are still a number of films that conduct throwbacks to a romantic vision of Mars as a world inhabited by little green men.
Abbott and Costello take time out from comic hijinks with the Famous Monsters to go to Venus (despite the title) and engage in various datedly sexist gags with a planetful of women
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Timo Vuorensola’s follow-up to Iron Sky. It is hard to believe that a film with a premise that combines Nazis on the Moon with alien lizard people from the hollow core of the Earth could go wrong
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A DC Universe Original Animated Movie that introduces the Legion of Superheroes, their nemeses The Fatal Five and an assortment of new Justice League members to widen diversity
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An impressively designed Quebecois sf film where it is it is sad to see so much artistry lavished on something completely nonsensical and utterly woolly-headed in terms of its ideas
A French animated film, SF noir set on a future Mars with detectives fighting against someone who is jailbreaking robots. This deploys a strong and confident use of Cyberpunk tropes
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For reasons not clear to me, Space Jam is considered a classic. Now we get a sequel that updates it to the present featuring a different NBA star LeBron James
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Cheap 1950s SF film about alien spores brought back from Mars and the hunt for a housewife who inadvertently spreads them
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Fine animated film that traces Superman’s early years – Superman: Year One if you like – as we see pieces of the mythos coming together
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A clone of Donald Trump battles The Illuminati and the Egyptian god Anubis on Mars before travelling to Hell to sort out The Devil. The sheer dementia of the premise alone has one sitting down to watch
An SF film where a remote probe lands to Mars uncovers a mysterious artefact of possible alien origin on the Martian surface. And then things start getting weird.
Disappointingly tatty rendering of the famous comic-book strip as a low-budget Roger Corman production. Vampirella is missing her distinctive costume and Talisa Soto comes nowhere near the comic-book character’s statuesque voluptuousness
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