Alone in the Dark (2005)

Alone in the Dark (2005) poster
Rating: ★½
Videogame Adaptation/Monsters

Uwe Boll gained a reputation as the world’s worst director on the basis of his videogame adaptations. Prize exhibit was Alone in the Dark, which abandons the game and is a series of action scenes without explanatory rationale

The Quatermass Experiment (2005)

The Quatermass Experiment (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Mutating Astronaut

A remake of the first Quatermass story conducted as a live broadcast tv movie. Quite a considerable technical achievement considering the limitations and one that works with quite reasonable results

Larva (2005)

Larva (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Larva Amok

Monster movie about larvae emerging from genetically engineered cattle feed and becoming giant bat-like creatures. When a film casts Rachel Hunter as a corporate lawyer, it is not exactly aiming for believability

The Gingerdead Man (2005)

The Gingerdead Man (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Possessed Gingerbread Man

One of the most ridiculous title creature to ever inspire a horror franchise – a possessed gingerbread man. From low-budget producer Charles Band, this rips off the Chucky series but with baked goods instead of a doll

Mortuary (2005)

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Creature in the Crypt/Body Snatchers

Another effort in the sad slide into shabby amateurishness that marked that latter years of Tobe Hooper’s career, a muddled effort set around a mortuary involving body-snatching fungus and deformed relatives in the crawlspaces

Reeker (2005)

Reeker (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Hunted by an Unearthly Creature

An initially low-assumption film that rapidly becomes highly watchable thanks to some way out jumps and creature appearances that propel it into real WTF territory. Where it falters is its arrival a well and truly cliched twist ending but the ride there is undeniably memorable

Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004)

Tremors 4: The Legend Begins (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Monster Movie

The fourth of the Tremors films.; It is a surprise that the series has managed to remain consistently enjoyable despite a limited premise. The main spin here is an origin story that takes the series back to the West

Prey (2004)

Prey (2004) poster
Rating: ★★½
Australian Monster Movie

Obscure Australian film about people being hunted by a mythical creature known as The Yowie

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004) poster
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Giant Snakes

A sequel to the Jennifer Lopez-starring Anaconda that manages to be even more ridiculous and cliche ridden than its predecessor to the point you frequently laugh it off the screen

Frankenstein (2004)

Frankenstein (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Frankenstein Adaptation

TV mini-series that tries to conduct a rigorously faithful adaptation of Mary Shelley’s book and largely succeeds apart from some minor changes. On the other hand, none of the period setting or story much comes to life

The Village (2004)

The Village (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★
Pioneer Town/Mysterious Creatures in the Woods

M. Night Shyamalan creates three-quarters of a tense and eerie film about a 19th Century village under siege from mysterious creatures only for it to fall apart when he produces a damp squib of a twist ending

AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)

AVP Alien vs Predator (2004) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien/Predator Series' Crossover

Beginning as fan mill speculation, 20th Century Fox finally brought their Alien and Predator franchises together on the screen here. The result is an okay effort in the hands of Paul W.S. Anderson, even if it never has the grueling intensity of the early entries in either series

Rectuma (2003)

Rectuma (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Rampaging Ass/Bad Taste Parody

The sort of film that might make Troma radioactive green with envy they didn’t make it concerning a giant rampaging ass. Mind-boggling and willing to be stupid and in frequent bad taste

Chupacabra (2003)

Chupacabra (2003) poster
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Monster Movie

An incredibly bad monster movie supposedly based around the Latin American urban legend of the Chupacabra. So cheaply made it can’t even afford CGI

Tail Sting (2002)

Tail Sting (2002) poster
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Mutant Scorpions on a Plane

A completely ridiculous film about mutant scorpions on a plane – after something this laughable, it’s hard to see why Snakes on a Plane needed to plant tongue in cheek

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)

Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)
Rating: ★★½
Japanese Monster Bash

The 26th Japanese Godzilla film, the fourth pitting him against Mechagodzilla. After a slow first hour, the film delivers all the exhilarating mass destruction sequences we expect of it as the monsters go head to head

Fangs (2001)

Fangs (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Killer Bats

This is a B-budget film about genetically engineered killer bats where the usual is boosted by a sense of humour and a line-up of eccentric characters

Godzilla Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)

Godzilla Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Japanese Monster Bash

The 25th Godzilla film which employs director Shusuke Kaneko who had done amazing things reviving the Gamera franchise. Kaneko doesn’t quite deliver the epic expected of him but does produce an amazing effects spectacle

Jurassic Park III (2001)

Jurassic Park III (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

Steven Spielberg handed the directorial reins of the series over to Joe Johnston and this emerges as a better film than The Lost World was, even if it is only ever arranged around a series of effects set-pieces

The Day the World Ended (2001)

The Day the World Ended (2001) poster
Rating: ★½
Ambiguous Alien Monster

One of a series of films that borrow their titles from old 1950s films, this abandons any connection to the original end of the world film and concerns a boy who may be causing an alien monster to appear

Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001)

Tremors 3: Back to Perfection (2001) poster
Rating: ★★★
Monster Movie

Third of the films in the Tremors series, which have held up surprisingly well in their balance of creature effects and a considerable sense of humour. This adds a series of twists to the premise that are positively hilarious

Crocodile (2000)

Crocodile (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Crocodile

Tobe Hooper delivers an entry amid the early-00s vogue for B-budget CGI monster movies, drawing clear inspiration from Lake Placid. Hooper had not made a good film since the 1980s and this does little to reverse the path of mediocrity

Otesanek (2000)

Otesanek (2000) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Wooden Log-Baby Monster/Gonzo Surrealism

Hilarious Jan Svankmajer film about a mother who decides to treat a log as a child. Full of blackly funny humour before transforming into a macabre monster movie

Lake Placid (1999)

Lake Placid (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Killer Crocodile

David E. Kelley, better known as a high-profile tv producer, turns his hand to writing a killer crocodile film, although the result never ends up satisfying either as a monster movie or the jokey tone Kelley wants to take

Beowulf (1999)

Beowulf (1999) poster
Rating: ★½
Epic Legend

An adaptation of the classic epic legend Beowulf that bizarrely recasts the story as a Christopher Lambert-starring action movie and sets it in a post-apocalyptic future

Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Rating: ★★
Genetically-Engineered Killer Sharks

A killer shark film by way of Jurassic Park. The perpetually terrible Renny Harlin creates something almost watchable that vies between moments of tension and the entertainingly absurd

Shark Attack (1999)

Shark Attack (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Killer Shark Film

Killer shark from the 1990s heyday. This works passably as the B movie it is intended as, while the last third turns into the schlockily absurd with the insertion of two different corrupt conspiracy elements and action movie chases

Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris (1999)

Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Japanese Monster Movie

An extraordinary reworking of the Japanese kaiju series with stunning CGI effects sequences. This set a new standard and is among the best of the modern Japanese monster movies

The H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival – North (1999)

Rating: ★★★★
Festival of H.P. Lovecraft Short Films

A festival of H.P. Lovecraft short films held in Vancouver, which display a quality and faithfulness to the original texts that far outstrips the professional efforts being made elsewhere

Phantoms (1998)

Phantoms (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Evil Force Takes Over a Small Town/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

One of the best and most underrated Dean R. Koontz adaptations, which creates eerie atmosphere out a town where the residents have disappeared due to what is revealed as a uniquely different creature

Creaturealm: Demons Wake (1998)

Creaturealm: Demons Wake (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Occult Anthology

An anthology of three tales on an occult theme. The standout among these is the opening episode about a courtroom trial of a woman who was possessed

Godzilla (1998)

Godzilla (1998) poster
Rating: ★★★
Giant Atomic Monster

Much disliked English-language version of Godzilla from Roland Emmerich is a more watchable film than one might think. Emmerich does well when the film allows him to do what he does best – being a big, budget, massively scaled epic of mass destruction

Rebirth of Mothra II (1997)

Rebirth of Mothra II (1997) poster
Rating: ★★½
Japanese Monster Bash

After their successful revival of Godzilla in the 1990s, Toho revived Mothra for a series of standalone battles, albeit with a very juvenile focus made for children. This was the second and better of the three films

Anaconda (1997)

Anaconda (1997) poster
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Giant Snake

A film crew in the Amazon headed by Jennifer Lopez encounter a giant snake. Mounted as a CGI monster movie in the aftermath of Jurassic Park, this has scripting that frequently descends into the ludicrous

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) poster
Rating: ★½
Genetically Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

The first sequel to the massive success of Jurassic Park where Steven Spielberg returns to direct with a script that seems a mishmash of loose ends that only weakly rehashes the original

Loch Ness (1996)

Loch Ness (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Quest for the Loch Ness Monster

Big-budget film with a CGI creature made not long after Jurassic Park with Ted Danson as a zoologist investigating the existence of the Loch Ness Monster film. This only resorts to simplistic cliches

The Killer Condom (1996)

The Killer Condom (1996) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Gonzo Monster Movie

Beyond the wilfully ridiculous title, this is a surprisingly entertaining and funny film that lampoons monster movies in general concerning a monstrous condom on the attack.

Gamera 2: Assault of Legion (1996)

Gamera 2: Assault of Legion (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Monster Movie

Shusuke Kaneko did extraordinary things in revitalising the Japanese monster movie in the 1990s with his trilogy of Gamera films. This was the second of them, usually seen as the weakest of the trilogy

Rebirth of Mothra (1996)

Rebirth of Mothra (1996) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Monster Bash

One of the worst among the usually worthwhile Japanese monster movie revivals of the 1990s. Much of the film is played down at an inanely silly children’s movie level, with there only being the requisite mass destruction effects to enliven the show

Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996)

Tremors II: Aftershocks (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★
Monster Movie

The first of several sequels to the modest hit of Tremors with Fred Ward and Michael Gross repeating their roles, hunting Graboids in Mexico this time. As with the first film, this ably balances suspense, creature effects and a considerable sense of humour

Mosquito (1995)

Mosquito (1995) poster
Rating: ★★
Giant Insects

A ridiculously stupid giant bug film, albeit not unentertainingly so. This is a monster movie that has been premised solely on the provision of ridiculous creature effects every few minutes and very little else that one can take seriously beyond that

Gamera, The Guardian of the Universe (1995)

Gamera, The Guardian of the Universe (1995) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Japanese Monster Movie

Here Shusuke Kaneko revived the Gamera series of the 1960s/70s with a series of stunning effects. The result promptly set a new standard for the Japanese monster movie

Lurking Fear (1994)

Lurking Fear (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
H.P. Lovecraft Adaptation/Creatures Beneath the Graveyard

Charles and Albert Band had a success with the H.P. Lovecraft adapted Re-Animator; their attempt to replicate that with another Lovecraft story is lacking Stuart Gordon’s splattery black humour

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla (1994)

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Japanese Monster Bash

Space Godzilla is one the strangest nemeses to turn up in these kaiju films – a blue counterpart of the Big G with a giant glowing mass of crystal on its shoulders. One of the more routine entries in the modern Godzilla series

Project: Metalbeast (1994)

Project: Metalbeast (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Cyborg Werewolf

Typical 1990s video-released effort that stands out by dint of a far-out idea – a cyborg werewolf – even if in the end the film does nothing with it and everything only boils down to a standard monster movie that takes everything from the Alien playbook

Wicked City (1993)

Wicked City (1993) poster
Rating: ★★
War with Demon Dimension

Live-action version of a manga that was previously made as an anime. This Hong Kong-made version is the lesser, lacking the perverse sexual imagery of the anime. It does feature the wildly fantastical action scenes typical to HK fantasy of this era but this has been conducted on a low-budget and looks rubbery (*)

Carnosaur (1993)

Carnosaur (1993) poster
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Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

A Roger Corman produced cheapie about genetically engineered dinosaurs that was quickly rushed out to exploit the success of Jurassic Park. Corman went on to make two sequels

Jurassic Park (1993)

Jurassic Park (1993) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Genetically-Engineered Dinosaurs Amok

An enormous hit for Steven Spielberg who took new emergent CGI technologies and wowed audiences with dinosaurs brought to life in dazzlingly realistic detail. It doesn’t hurt that he delivers a relentlessly suspenseful film too

Split Second (1992)

Split Second (1992) poster
Rating: ★★
Satanic Alien Serial Killer

A mishmash of Alien copy and supernatural serial killer film set in a drowned future London with a script that makes no real sense. The film’s buddy cop relationship starring Rutger Hauer does have its amusements.

Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth (1992)

Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth (1992) poster
Rating: ★★★
Japanese Monster Bash

The 19th Godzilla film, part of the 1990s revival where the series started to employ modern animatronics. This revives Mothra in quite beautiful ways and mounts to a rousing monster battle

Xtro II: The Second Encounter (1991)

Xtro II The Second Encounter (1991).poster
Rating: ★★
Other-Dimensional Nasty

Xtro was cheesily ridiculous Alien copy. This is a sequel that bears nothing in common with the original beyond the title. In between the two films, we had Aliens so there is now a plot about soldiers hunting the creature with biiig guns. Nothing bad, just an uninspired rehash of the standard Alien copy

Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1991) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Japanese Monster Bash

The eighteenth Godzilla film and one of the best of the modern era. This has the most conceptually audacious plot of any Godzilla film and overflows with wild ideas involving time travel and changing the timeline