Age of the Dragons (2011)

Age of the Dragons (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy/Moby Dick With Dragons

This has a concept so ridiculous it might actually work – a fantasy version of Moby Dick. The sea captain’s obsessive hunt for a whale is transplanted to a fantasy kingdom and the whale made into a dragon

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice in Wonderland (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Alice in Wonderland Adaptation/Epic Adventure

Tim Burton takes on Lewis Carroll but Carroll gets lost beneath Burton doing his usual quirky eccentric thing and a plot that seems to want to turn Alice’s adventures into a modern epic fantasy

Arabian Nights (1974)

Arabian Nights (1974) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Tales of Arabian Nights

Controversial director Pier Paolo Pasolini offers up a far more adult telling of the Arabian Nights than we are used to, not to mention one that goes on location in the real Arabia

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)

Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Barbie Enacts Fairytale

The third animated film based on the popular girl’s doll Barbie. This places Barbie into Tchaikovsky’s ballet Swan Lake in an okay telling, if one that suffers from the usual limited animation of Mainframe’s early films

Batman Ninja (2018)

Rating: ★★★
Batman Anime

This gets full marks for a WTF set-up, an anime that imagines Batman and most of the villains transplanted back to feudal Japan. There is fun to seeing the familiar characters reinterpreted in terms of Japanese imagery

The Black Cauldron (1985)

The Black Cauldron (1985) poster
Rating: ★★
Disney Animation/Sword and Sorcery

Forgotten Disney animated film that was not a success at the time it came out. It seeks to tell an epic fantasy tale in the J.R.R. Tolkien vein but ends up falling too much in the shadow of Star Wars

Bless the Child (2000)

Bless the Child (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Satanists Pursue Divine Child

Reasonable budgeted film that does no more than rehash Devil Child cliches from The Omen – or even more so the basic plot of Servants of Twilight. Chuck Russell throws in lots of CGI effects to little effect

Borderlands (2024)

Borderlands (2024) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation/Planetary Adventure

Eli Roth adapts the popular videogame and corrals a surprisingly high-profile cast in a knockabout planetary adventure. Alas, that met a very mixed reception and was widely regarded as a bad movie

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)

Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
H.P. Lovecraft Homage/Parody

Fan parody/homage of H.P. Lovecraft that comes waist-deep in references and jokes. The film is an amateur effort made with a painful cheapness in some areas; nevertheless it is clear that the team are really into making it and their enthusiasm carries the film

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, & The Wardrobe (1988) poster
Rating: ★★½
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Before the films, this was an earlier BBC tv mini-series version of the C.S. Lewis book, one of a series of four adaptations. This is faithful to the story but suffers from impoverished effects

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) poster
Rating: ★★
Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

The film adaptation of C.S. Lewis’s book sought to appeal to audiences for the Lord of the Rings films but between Lewis’s heavy-handed Christian allegories and Andrew Adamson’s inexperience as a director fails to fly

The Dark Crystal (1982)

The Dark Crystal (1982) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantastical Other World/Epic Fantasy Adventure

The film that Jim Henson chose to make as successor to The Muppets. An astonishing technical leap beyond Muppetry to create an entire fantasy world in living, breathing detail all only inhabited by puppets

Dark Metropolis (2010)

Dark Metropolis (2010) poster
Rating: ★★
Dystopia of Genetically Engineered Superhumans

a low-budget SF film set in an underground world ruled by a caste of genetically engineered people concerning who now face rebellion from among the lower classes

Dune Part Two (2024)

Dune Part Two (2024) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Desert World/Intergalactic Politics/Precognitive Messiah

The second part of Denis Villeneuve’s adaptation of Frank Herbert’s classic SF novel Dune, this delves more deeply into the world of the Fremen, although starts to diverge more from the book

Earthsea (2004)

Earthsea (2004) poster
Rating:
Epic Fantasy/Apprentice Wizard

This TV mini-series adaptation of the Ursula Le Guin books is an insult. This was quickly mounted on the back of the success of The Lord of the Rings films but feels like tv filler that has zero affinity for Le Guin’s richly cultured world

East Meets West (2011)

East Meets West (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Hong Kong Comedy/Eastern Deities Become Superheroes

Hong Kong comedy designed to bring together an ensemble of local stars. The film starts out about the efforts to reunite a band and turns into a wacky effort where everybody discovers they are avatars of deities

The Eighteenth Angel (1998)

The Eighteenth Angel (1998) poster
Rating: ★★
Biblical End Times Prophecies

David Seltzer, the screenwriter of The Omen, recycles himself here where Rachael Leigh Cook is caught up in the coming Biblical End of the World around the turn of the millennium

11-11-11 (2011)

11-11-11 (2011) poster
Rating:
Occult Film/Numerological Premonitions

Saw series director Darren Lynn Bousman delivers a loopy cross between The Number 23 and an occult film whose sole selling point is the significance of the date it was released

11: 11 (2004)

11: 11 (2004) poster
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Psychic Killings/End of the World Prophecies

This Canadian film is a mishmash of hauntings, psychic powers, ghost hunters, possibly imaginary friends and End of the World prophecies that fails to make the slightest sense

The Fades (2011)

The Fades (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Teen Can See the Dead/Apocalytic Resurrection

An underrated mini-series – sort of the anti-Supernatural. This creates a highly original afterlife mythology and some great characters arcs, while overspilling with wry nerdish in-humour

The Fifth Element (1997)

The Fifth Element (1997) poster
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Space Opera/Showdown Against Ultimate Evil

A big-budget space opera from Luc Besson. This offers a dazzlingly designed future but the plot is an inane hodgepodge of bad SF elements with a tone that flails between action and camp

Fire City: End of Days (2015)

Fire City: End of Days (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Apartment Building of Demons

A fascinatingly original film about an apartment building of demons who live amongst humans and feed on their miseries. Directed by makeup effects man Tom Woodruff, Jr and featuring some extraordinary creature designs

Gandahar (1988)

Gandahar (1988) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Planetary Adventure

The final film of French animator Rene Laloux, a planetary adventure set on a world where Laloux delights in creating exotically trippy aliens and landscapes. Released in English as Light Years with an Isaac Asimov script

Ginger Snaps Back: The Begining (2004)

Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (2004) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Teenage Girl Werewolves

Third of the Ginger Snaps films, a prequel set during the pioneer era with Emily Perkins and Katharine Isabelle again as sisters taking refuge at a fort under attack by werewolves. The scene-setting and atmosphere of foreboding is superlative

Good Omens (2019)

Good Omens (2019) poster
Rating: ★★½
Biblical End Times/Antichrist Comedy

TV mini-series based on the Neil Gaiman/Terry Pratchett novel that spoofs The Omen and Biblical End Times prophecies. The series is very close to the book as though it didn’t want to edit any precious gag

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Young Wizard

The fifth and in my opinion the best of the Harry Potter films. It is the first film where we see the darkening of emotions and the children growing up as storm clouds gather. Much of the show is stolen by Imelda Staunton

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009)

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Gonzo Exploitation Movie Homage

Animated film directed by Rob Zombie that feels like an episode of Ren & Stimpy made by someone with an unhealthy obsession with horror and exploitation movies and stripper bars

Hercules (1958)

Hercules (1958) poster
Rating: ★★½
Greek Mythological Hero

The hugely successful film that started the Italian peplum cycle featuring muscle-builder heroes in togas. This is rather stolid and strips much of the fantasy out of the Greek legends, nevertheless has its own pulp spectacle

Hercules in the Center of the Earth (1961)

Hercules in the Center of the Earth (1961) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Mythological Hero

Known under a host of different titles, this is one of the better Italian Hercules films of the 1960s. The great Mario Bava adds vivid atmosphere. With Christopher Lee as the villain

Hercules (2005)

Hercules (2005) poster
Rating: ★★★
Greek Mythological Hero

What approach can this Hallmark mini-series take that hasn’t been exhausted by the numerous other Hercules films? Answer: Simply tell the Greek myth as it was written. At which it does not too badly

In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011)

In the Name of the King: Two Worlds (2011) poster
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Epic Fantasy Adventure

Uwe Boll strikes again! Sequel to his passable earlier epic fantasy, which is dragged down by a lack of action and the need to provide star Dolph Lundgren with a series of excrutiating witticims

In the Name of the King 3 (2014)

In the Name of the King 3 (2014) poster
Rating: ½
Epic Fantasy Adventure

A Uwe Boll film that feels as though he didn’t cared about what he was making. You’d have to go back to the Italian sword-and-sorcery films of the 1980s to find a more shoddy work of epic fantasy

The Initiation of Sarah (2006)

The Initiation of Sarah (2006) poster
Rating: ★★
Occult War Between Rival Sororities

A remake of the 1978 tv movie about occult rituals in a girl’s sorority house. This is a film that feels directed and written without any real involvement by those responsible.

Jason and the Argonauts (2000)

Jason and the Argonauts (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth Adventure

A Hallmark tv mini-series remake of the Greek myths that fails to stand up to the classic 1963 version. Here Ray Harryhausen’s amazing stop-motion animated effects are replaced by cut-price CGI

Jeruzalem (2015)

Jeruzalem (2015) poster
Rating: ★★★
Found Footage/Demonic Forces Overrun Jerusalem

A unique Israeli Found Footage film shot from the perspective of a pair of internet-enabled glasses as two US tourists are visiting Jerusalem as it is overrun by possessed demon figures

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011)

Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Talking Animal Martial Arts

Sequel to DreamWorks hit animated film, this does little more than repeat its predecessor. The detail and texture is amplified to a work of art, although you cannot help but wonder if the under tens care about this

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (2001)

Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (2001) poster
Rating: ★★
Videogame Adaptation

The first film adaptation of the popular videogame is a film largely premised around the personality of Angelina Jolie. Outside of that, the film is a half-baked series of plot ends and action scenes taken from better films

The Last Man(s) on Earth (2012)

The Last Man(s) on Earth (2012) poster
Rating: ★★
YouTube Stars Face World Threat Comedy

Film spinoff from a YouTube channel that features two comedians giving absurdly over-the-top survivalist tips. What works as a series of short clips has difficulty extending the gags to a dramatic plot

Legend of the Overfiend (1989)

Legend of the Overfiend (1989) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Anime/Teen Demon

A cult anime about a demon war on Earth and a half-demon child who has been born in the body of a teenager. This quite takes you aback with its extremes of violence and sexual fetishism

The Lego Movie (2014)

The Lego Movie (2014) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Animation/Adventures in the Lego Universe

How much fun can a film based around Lego characters be? A film that overflows with cleverness, wit and energy. The most fun is in the film’s creating a madcap mix-up of characters from different franchises

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979)

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe (1979) poster
Rating: ★★
Animation/Epic Fantasy Adventure/Magical Otherworld

Earlier less well known adaptation of the C.S. Lewis book made for tv. This is faithful to the book but is badly hampered by primitive animation and an exceedingly simplistic rendering of the story

Lunopolis (2009)

Lunopolis (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
Found Footage/Grand Conspiracy Mashup

A Found Footage film that has fun uniting wacky conspiracy theories into a grand unified thesis. The swim of ideas is head-spinning

The Matrix (1999)

The Matrix (1999) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Virtual Reality

A film that was as groundbreaking when it came out as Star Wars was in its day. The Wachowskis create a defining work on Virtual Reality themes and do so with a sublime cool and a series of breathtaking action moves that blew everybody away

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

The Matrix Reloaded (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Virtual Reality

The first of the sequels to The Matrix inevitably disappointed on the massive build-up. The Wachowskis leave more questions than answers, while the new action scenes are often jaw-dropping they also feel boiler-plated on

The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

The Matrix Revolutions (2003) poster
Rating: ★★★
Virtual Reality

Third of The Matrix sequels and the weakest of the series. This offers one showstopping effects sequence, on the other hand it also leaves a host of unanswered questions dangling

The Monkey King 3 (2018)

Rating: ★★
Epic Chinese Legend

The Monkey King films are a series of extraordinary works that exists somewhere between CGI and live-action and have a lushness of design. That is balanced against a dated plot that basically rehashes Cat Women of the Moon

More Than a Miracle (1967)

More Than a Miracle (1967) poster
Rating: ★★★
Magical Realist Fairytale

A whimsical Italian fantasy with Sophia Loren as a peasant girl who connects with price Omar Sharif amid romance and magic

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Mortal Kombat (2021) poster
Rating: ★★
Interdimensional Combat/Videogame Adaptation

A reboot of the film series adapted from the popular videogame. Produced by James Wan, this emerges as a kinetic and enjoyable effort that has clearly designed to introduce an ongoing franchise

Mr. Tree (2011)

Mr. Tree (2011) poster
Rating: ★★
Life in Rural China/Advice from Ghosts

Film about the life of a possibly handicapped man in rural China that takes a veer into total fantasy in the latter half. A head-scratching oddity that I failed to get a handle on

Mysteries of the Gods (1976)

Mysteries of the Gods (1976) poster
Rating: ★★
Ancient Astronauts/Erich von Daniken Documentary

A William Shatner-hosted documentary based on the works of pseudo-science author Erich von Daniken and his claims that various archaeological mysteries were created by alien visitors

The Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey (1988)

The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey (1988) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Mediaevals Time-Travel to the Present

The hugely underrated Vincent Ward makes a film about Mediaeval pilgrims travelling through time to the present. Shot in an series of extraordinary images that show how bewildering the modern world would be to them

Noah (2014)

Noah (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Biblical Legend

Darren Aronofsky’s adaptation of the Biblical legend was mired in controversy. I can only applaud his decision to defy those who claim ownership of the story and set out to make an interesting film. Yet Noah remains an epic that never seems to quite fill the screen and a human drama that never quite comes to life

The Northlander (2016)

The Northlander (2016) poster
Rating:
Post-Holocaust

Post-holocaust film made by and starring Canadian First Nations people. While the film uses the aftermath of a civilisation as a setting, it never seems that interested in exploring it. The film peters out in an uninteresting resoution and features some appallingly pretentious dialogue

Nostradamus (1994)

Nostradamus (1994) poster
Rating: ★★
Historical Biopic of a Clairvoyant

Biopic of the so-called prophet Nostradamus, although this seems more interested in depicting him as a progressive thinker of his era than as a prophet. Directed by Roger Christian who next went on to make Battlefield Earth

Nostradamus (2000)

Nostradamus (2000) poster
Rating: ★★
Nostradamus/Time Travel/The Millennium/The Biblical Apocalypse

A batshit crazy film involving Nostradamus who is a present-day cop, a time travelling assassin trying to bring about the Biblical Apocalypse at The Millennium, plus alternate timelines and a psychic FBI agent

The Offering (2016)

Rating:
Occult Happenings

Singaporean film that offers an assemblage of cliches elements from various horror films in a mishmash of hauntings, possession, occult happenings and ominous Biblical portents that make little sense in terms of explanatory rationale

The Omega Code (1999)

The Omega Code (1999) poster
Rating: ★★
Christian Anti-Christ Film

The Omen and imitators had been exploiting Biblical End Times prophecies for years but this is one that approaches it from a Christian perspective. The film also started a wave of serious faith-based films that employed name actors in order to carry them to crossover audiences

Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013)

Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013) poster
Rating: ★★★
The Wizard of Oz Prequel

Sam Raimi’s prequel to The Wizard of Oz is now; the story of how a conman fools an entire land rather than of an innocent girl just trying to find her way home. The reconceptualisation of Oz comes with a colourful sweep

Pan (2015)

Pan (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Peter Pan Origin Story

Ostensibly a Peter Pan prequel and origin story, this is a massively over-produced turkey – colossally scaled effects set-pieces, everything obtrusively arranged to pop out at us in 3D – that seems to completely miss the innocent charms that the original story had

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Greek Myth in the Present Day

This sequel is marginally better than the first film (largely due to Chris Columbus no longer being in the director’s chair), being more dramatically engaged and with effects that feel less like random eye candy. That still doesn’t disguise the fact that the Percy Jackson series is no more than a lightweight and forgettable Harry Potter knockoff

Planet Hulk (2010)

Planet Hulk (2010) poster
Rating: ★★½
Animation/Marvel Comics Superhero

Animated adaptation of the one of the biggest Marvel Comics event storylines of the 2000s – the same one also used in Thor Ragnarok. Essentially Spartacus recast with The Incredible Hulk

Santo vs the Vampire Women (1962)

Santo vs the Vampire Women (1962) poster
Rating: ★★½
Mexican Wrestler Superhero vs the Vampires

This is the most famous of the Santo films, one that evinces an often crudely effective poetry out of its assemblage of B movie elements as he goes up against a vampire priestess and her minions

Servants of Twilight (1991)

Servants of Twilight (1991) poster
Rating: ★★
Pursuit by Crazed Cultists/Dean R. Koontz Adaptation

Dean R. Koontz adaptation with Bruce Greenwood as a private detective drawn into helping a woman protect her child from crazed cultists that believe he is the Antichrist

Sex and Death 101 (2007)

Sex and Death 101 (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★
Man Receives a List of All the Women He Will Ever Have Sex With

What starts out seeming like a frat boy comedy about a guy receiving a list of all the women he will sleep with turns into an intriguingly different beast altogether

Son of Dracula (1974)

Son of Dracula (1974) poster
Rating: ½
Musical Monster Bash

Bizarre musical monster bash with singer Harry Nilsson as Dracula’s son and Ringo Starr as Merlin. A film that seems to have no real clue what it is doing beyond friends having a good time. Nilsson makes surely the screen’s least threatening Dracula, while this is the worst film from the usually great Freddie Francis

Take Shelter (2011)

Take Shelter (2011) poster
Rating: ★★★½
Possible Premonitions of Disaster

Strong and effective film with Michael Shannon as a man who has precognitive vision of a terrible coming storm and tries to build a shelter while everyone around him thinks he is going mad

Terminus (2015)

Terminus (2015) poster
Rating: ★★
Alien Artefact/Prophecy of Nuclear War

Australian SF film about a man’s discovery of an alien artifact that helps regenerate body parts and gives him prophetic dream warnings of a coming nuclear war. An odd little film more than it is necessarily one that keeps you interested or dramatically engaged

300 (2007)

300 (2007) poster
Rating: ★★★★
Fantasticised Historical Battle/Graphic Novel Adaptation

Zack Snyder’s adaptation of the classic Frank Miller graphic novel about the Greek battle of Thermopylae. In replicating the look of the original’s panels, Snyder pushes what would otherwise be a standard historical film into something extraordinarily stylised and fantastic

Time Raiders (2016)

Time Raiders (2016) poster
Rating: ★★
Tomb-Raiding Adventures

Not a time travel film as the title leads you to expect but a Chinese copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark where you expect they were trying to call it ‘tomb raiders’. The director is also the production designer leading to a gorgeously designed film but also one of constant action postures almost entirely lacking in substance

2012 (2009)

2012 (2009) poster
Rating: ★★½
The End of the World/Disaster Movie

Roland Emmerich mass destruction spectacle loosely based around the supposed Mayan prophecies about the end of the world in 2012. Mostly just an excuse for massively scaled disaster sequences.

Under the Rainbow (2013)

Under the Rainbow (2013) poster
Rating: ★★½
Romantic Comedy/Modernised Fairytales

No relation to the disastrous Chevy Chase film, a French romantic comedy that has modernised retellings of various fairytales wound into the plot, often being deflated or turned on their head

V/H/S/2 (2013)

V/H/S/2 (2013) poster
Rating: ★★
Anthology of Found Footage Horror Tales

Sequel to the modest success of V/H/S, an anthology of short Found Footage horror films featuring a different line-up of genre directors. The episodes are competent at best, none standout and mostly forgettable

Watership Down (1978)

Watership Down (1978) poster
Rating: ★★★★★
Animation/Talking Rabbit Quest

Neglected today, this adaptation of Richard Adams’ classic novel about a quest among rabbits was one of the finest animated films of its era. This is frequently heartbreaking and touches on darker emotions that Disney and most other family films regularly sanitise.

Where the Devil Hides (2014)

Where the Devil Hides (2014) poster
Rating: ★★½
Devil Child Prophecy in a Religious Cult

This is a modestly effective effort that sits just on the dividing line between interesting and cliched – the undeniably captivating premise involves an Amish-like cult dealing with a series of prophecies about devil children and killings of their number